>freeze to death >die >wake up in town knowing what its like to die of hypothermia
5 months ago
Anonymous
use the loops to become a survival expert
5 months ago
Anonymous
but why though? you'll just wake up back in the town.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's still a great skill to learn, and you have plenty of time. I mean he's supposed to be in the loop for thousands of years according to the director, so why not give it a shot?
5 months ago
Anonymous
because he was only interested in learning skills to get laid
5 months ago
Anonymous
you'll get bored of raping everyone in the town though. you'll need to travel to other towns for some new pussy/bussy.
for me though, I'd go shit and piss my pants in a public place and try not to get caught
5 months ago
Anonymous
you'll get bored of raping everyone in the town though. you'll need to travel to other towns for some new pussy/bussy.
for me though, I'd go shit and piss my pants in a public place and try not to get caught
5 months ago
Anonymous
you'll get bored of raping everyone in the town though. you'll need to travel to other towns for some new pussy/bussy.
for me though, I'd go shit and piss my pants in a public place and try not to get caught
how the hell did you do that
and the penis and vegana part of the rape isn't the best part. there's millions of variations on exactly how to get the penis in vegana, then you have the ways to manipulate them into raping each other.
be sure to add that to my profile. it might help you catch me.
5 months ago
Anonymous
idk, but it has me enter the captcha twice so I guess that's why.
Yes you're right about the variation, but maybe part of your new scenario involves going to another town? You could RP as some crazed wilderness man breaking into a house
5 months ago
Anonymous
Typically you fixate on one particular subject and try to find every emotion/expression they can make until they just go catatonic. Timeloop would really help with that. Real life is kinda limiting.
5 months ago
Anonymous
its okay, we all know feds don't have any post restrictions
>i'm going to traumatize you for the rest of your life for a few millennia, but the second you do something to anyone they won't remember, I'll punish you
and he loves you
>god has to make a loop time so you can get a gf because your just that much of loser it can't be done otherwise >just run around and rape and murder >god stops the loop
why does he persecute me so?
I don't know, anon. That original post was seethe at some anon's silly what-if. Making supposed points against Christianity in response to a random joke post seems pretty obnoxious, hence my post.
5 months ago
Anonymous
i hope skydaddy gives you extra jesus points for defending his name on Cinemaphile.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>skydaddy
There it is. Thank you for proving my point.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>using skydaddy unironically
This place is more and more like Reddit every day...
>be easily triggered because you believe nonsense >get triggered >get triggered more >y-you're proving my point
5 months ago
Anonymous
Fricking lol. Seethe and cope.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Atheists really are the most obnoxious group.
Are you feeling euphoric in this moment?
why did christgays pick Cinemaphile, of all places, to be their hangout?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Why do Redditors call this place home instead of their own circlejerks? Why do trannies seethe about their movies flopping in the catalog 24/7? Different groups come and go.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Don't know, been here since 2003.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>been here 20 years >have nothing better to do than seethe about the LORD in a Groundhog Day thread on Cinemaphile
lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
>t. triggered christgay in the same thread
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm having fun here at your meltdown
5 months ago
Anonymous
>get triggered by joke >accuse person laughing at you of having a meltdown
5 months ago
Anonymous
>no u
Typical behavior of someone who says "skydaddy"
5 months ago
Anonymous
>continues posting about how not triggered he is
trannies and skydaddygays
5 months ago
Anonymous
>seethe all thread about Christianity in an unrelated thread
nu-Cinemaphile was a mistake. Redditors should go and stay gone.
5 months ago
Anonymous
the line that triggered you in
>i'm going to traumatize you for the rest of your life for a few millennia, but the second you do something to anyone they won't remember, I'll punish you
and he loves you
is a george carlin punchline. it is literally a joke. you are angry about it because it makes light of the nonsense you believe in, similar to how trannies get upset when they're reminded they'll never be women.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Hey, I'm not the one who decided to seethe about the LORD at some random anon who is talking about the topic at hand. You know, the time loop? And then someone saying if there is an intelligent being behind it, they may stop it if you acted abhorrent. Then you seethe about God, completely ignoring what the posts were talking about. Then I called it obnoxious, and then you went on a multi-response coping about your own seething.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>i'm not the guy who was initially triggered i'm another guy who's triggered
yeah its clear there's more than one of you lol
its also funny to think about how autism plays into this. there's pretty much a direct causal relationship between autism and transgenderism, and you're acting like a triggered troony, trying to shout away the bad thing, (possibly even reinforcing your own belief in nonsense through the conflict (saw that happen in the first WBC theroux documentary, was sad)), which makes me think you're also autistic, which would explain why you think skydaddy needs you to defend him on Cinemaphile.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>skydaddy
There it is again!
5 months ago
Anonymous
>skydaddy
the "chud" of euphoric atheists
>reddit spacing
you're just establishing skydaddy bothers you.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you didn't read my post. i said reddit spacing, moron
5 months ago
Anonymous
>skydaddy
Stopped reading there.
you're also establishing that linebreaks trigger you. i like the idea its because you're an r/the_donald refugee, triggered by any reminder of
reddit
5 months ago
Anonymous
>skydaddy
Stopped reading there.
5 months ago
Anonymous
before we archive, can we agree that you are a 7 out of 10 on euphoria?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>skydaddy
the "chud" of euphoric atheists
5 months ago
Anonymous
>reddit spacing
5 months ago
Anonymous
i hope skydaddy gives you extra jesus points for defending his name on Cinemaphile.
>skydaddy
5 months ago
Anonymous
answer me damnit.
you never answered me. how euphoric 1-10?
on a scale of 1-10, how euphoric do you feel?
5 months ago
Anonymous
you never answered me. how euphoric 1-10?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Different groups come and go. >he thinks he'll go
newbie
5 months ago
Anonymous
on a scale of 1-10, how euphoric do you feel?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Atheists really are the most obnoxious group.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are you feeling euphoric in this moment?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>using skydaddy unironically
This place is more and more like Reddit every day...
This. At least for the first few decades of the loop, I would concentrate on learning stuff like the piano and coding before doing any more risky stuff like talking to females.
Real question is how long would it take you to realize you're stuck in the loop in the first place
Frick, I'm a NEET and my life is so repetitive and predictable it would actually take me a few days.
Would unironically do everything he did. Learn some new hobbies, memorize everyone’s movement, finally be a rizz god. Living the same day for 1000 years would honestly be great, I’m just not sure how long he was actually in there for.
Probably just chill. I love when he memorizes all the answers on Jeopardy because that'd be me. Just chilling with the old folks, eating popcorn, and getting drunk
Go into the women’s locker rooms, hide in the lockers and jerk off looking at them showering or getting undressed/putting on clothes. Get obsessed about one of the women that’s insanely hot. Learn the routine of her arrival/leaving. Follow her home, memorize her address. Rush over and start scoping out her place during the day as soon as I wake up and watch when she leaves. Follow her some days. Other days break into home and learn everything about her. Stay in home when she comes back and learn how she behaves without her seeing me. Eventually figure out how to exit the time loop. Decide the perfect plan to seduce her and make her my wife. Do a few practice runs engaging in contact with her. Repeat until it’s been perfected. Enact and exit the time loop for real while going thru the perfect day. Fall in love. Get married. Have lots of babies. Get my balls drained daily.
And if all that fails I’ll just rape her every day in the time loop
If your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone?
Until life gets too boring because nothing new will happen.
Then you will wish for death, which will never come.
Then you will go insane.
Then you will stop thinking.
first establish a boundary
how far can I get from the city before time resets
second work out if my memory works properly
does everything set in like I had a good sleep or am I in a perpetual state of exhaustion
thirdly I would start creating a mental map of where events are gonna happen and come up with a list of things I could possibly do to interact with each moment.
fourthly I would start building fine motor skills in all sorts of areas given that sleep works correctly.
fifth I would practise meditation until I can ejaculate without touching and enter a state of bliss without the addition of substances.
sixth I would go around town telling every woman I see how little I need them and consequently ejaculating on demand
Why do people here say Phil raped the girls?
It was consensual. >Buh buh he abused the time loop
Still consensual, he just Save State until he got the perfect RNG for the romance event.
christ i bet you think its consensual to have sex with a woman who's drunk, younger than you, shorter than you, and makes less money than you too huh shitlord
Yeah he was a bit jerky at first but she wouldn't give him the time of day until he learned to ice sculpt, play piano, quote classic literature and became the most popular guy in town.
Rita isn't even that good of a person, she's a snobbish ice queen who puts on a fake attitude of acceptance, when really she thinks she's better than everyone else just like Phil does. The reason she can't stand him is because unlike her, he doesn't wear a mask and is openly narcissistic. He reminds her of her true self
Honestly what would I do I would just enjoy being immortal I wouldn't want to get out of the time loop in my everyday life I'm pretty much just doing the same thing everyday anyway except I'm aging everyday
If the blizzard doesn't hit until later in the day, why didn't he just leave town as soon as he woke up?
didn't he try and couldn't because roads were already blocked? there was that tile he drove off the cliff with the gopher on the steering wheel.
when the weather is bad enough in northern states, the police will block the roads.
Why not find an off-road vehicle and skip the roads entirely
there wasn't a HMMWV in town.
What about just trekking through the wilderness until you're past the roadblocks and then hitch a ride?
>freeze to death
>die
>wake up in town knowing what its like to die of hypothermia
use the loops to become a survival expert
but why though? you'll just wake up back in the town.
It's still a great skill to learn, and you have plenty of time. I mean he's supposed to be in the loop for thousands of years according to the director, so why not give it a shot?
because he was only interested in learning skills to get laid
you'll get bored of raping everyone in the town though. you'll need to travel to other towns for some new pussy/bussy.
for me though, I'd go shit and piss my pants in a public place and try not to get caught
you'll get bored of raping everyone in the town though. you'll need to travel to other towns for some new pussy/bussy.
for me though, I'd go shit and piss my pants in a public place and try not to get caught
how the hell did you do that
and the penis and vegana part of the rape isn't the best part. there's millions of variations on exactly how to get the penis in vegana, then you have the ways to manipulate them into raping each other.
be sure to add that to my profile. it might help you catch me.
idk, but it has me enter the captcha twice so I guess that's why.
Yes you're right about the variation, but maybe part of your new scenario involves going to another town? You could RP as some crazed wilderness man breaking into a house
Typically you fixate on one particular subject and try to find every emotion/expression they can make until they just go catatonic. Timeloop would really help with that. Real life is kinda limiting.
its okay, we all know feds don't have any post restrictions
>catched
>catched
who are you quoting?
Rape.
He did that
Rap (with grandma)
I dunno this is the fourth time I'm still trying to decide if I should start raping now or hold off just in case this isn't an eternity of retries.
RAEP
i'd be terrified of doing anything illegal because of the fear of the timeloop ending the second i did
Yeah especially if it's an intelligent being behind it, they might end the loop if they find your actions abhorrent.
>i'm going to traumatize you for the rest of your life for a few millennia, but the second you do something to anyone they won't remember, I'll punish you
and he loves you
you were probably being a dick
Hook lock one adolescent boy into a milking machine and damned forever? Where’s the justice! And god didn’t care about all the times it killed him!
Soon
>god has to make a loop time so you can get a gf because your just that much of loser it can't be done otherwise
>just run around and rape and murder
>god stops the loop
why does he persecute me so?
Is there a single group of people more obnoxious on the internet than Atheists?
I'd say trannies or communists but that's redundant.
True.
yeah, people who can't take jokes
>be easily triggered because you believe nonsense
>act like everyone who points it out is the problem
quick quick are you describing christians or trannies???
I don't know, anon. That original post was seethe at some anon's silly what-if. Making supposed points against Christianity in response to a random joke post seems pretty obnoxious, hence my post.
i hope skydaddy gives you extra jesus points for defending his name on Cinemaphile.
>skydaddy
There it is. Thank you for proving my point.
>be easily triggered because you believe nonsense
>get triggered
>get triggered more
>y-you're proving my point
Fricking lol. Seethe and cope.
why did christgays pick Cinemaphile, of all places, to be their hangout?
Why do Redditors call this place home instead of their own circlejerks? Why do trannies seethe about their movies flopping in the catalog 24/7? Different groups come and go.
Don't know, been here since 2003.
>been here 20 years
>have nothing better to do than seethe about the LORD in a Groundhog Day thread on Cinemaphile
lmao
>t. triggered christgay in the same thread
I'm having fun here at your meltdown
>get triggered by joke
>accuse person laughing at you of having a meltdown
>no u
Typical behavior of someone who says "skydaddy"
>continues posting about how not triggered he is
trannies and skydaddygays
>seethe all thread about Christianity in an unrelated thread
nu-Cinemaphile was a mistake. Redditors should go and stay gone.
the line that triggered you in
is a george carlin punchline. it is literally a joke. you are angry about it because it makes light of the nonsense you believe in, similar to how trannies get upset when they're reminded they'll never be women.
Hey, I'm not the one who decided to seethe about the LORD at some random anon who is talking about the topic at hand. You know, the time loop? And then someone saying if there is an intelligent being behind it, they may stop it if you acted abhorrent. Then you seethe about God, completely ignoring what the posts were talking about. Then I called it obnoxious, and then you went on a multi-response coping about your own seething.
>i'm not the guy who was initially triggered i'm another guy who's triggered
yeah its clear there's more than one of you lol
its also funny to think about how autism plays into this. there's pretty much a direct causal relationship between autism and transgenderism, and you're acting like a triggered troony, trying to shout away the bad thing, (possibly even reinforcing your own belief in nonsense through the conflict (saw that happen in the first WBC theroux documentary, was sad)), which makes me think you're also autistic, which would explain why you think skydaddy needs you to defend him on Cinemaphile.
>skydaddy
There it is again!
you're just establishing skydaddy bothers you.
you didn't read my post. i said reddit spacing, moron
you're also establishing that linebreaks trigger you. i like the idea its because you're an r/the_donald refugee, triggered by any reminder of
reddit
>skydaddy
Stopped reading there.
before we archive, can we agree that you are a 7 out of 10 on euphoria?
>skydaddy
the "chud" of euphoric atheists
>reddit spacing
>skydaddy
answer me damnit.
you never answered me. how euphoric 1-10?
>Different groups come and go.
>he thinks he'll go
newbie
on a scale of 1-10, how euphoric do you feel?
Atheists really are the most obnoxious group.
Are you feeling euphoric in this moment?
>using skydaddy unironically
This place is more and more like Reddit every day...
you wouldn't care after looping a thousand times. consequences might even be welcome at that point.
Haha that was my exact thinking when I was 10 years old and saw the movie. Hmm I want to rape, but it's risky.
This. At least for the first few decades of the loop, I would concentrate on learning stuff like the piano and coding before doing any more risky stuff like talking to females.
Frick, I'm a NEET and my life is so repetitive and predictable it would actually take me a few days.
Lose my mind because all the vidya would be 4th gen.
>catched
Would unironically do everything he did. Learn some new hobbies, memorize everyone’s movement, finally be a rizz god. Living the same day for 1000 years would honestly be great, I’m just not sure how long he was actually in there for.
Probably just chill. I love when he memorizes all the answers on Jeopardy because that'd be me. Just chilling with the old folks, eating popcorn, and getting drunk
If the blizzard doesn't hit until later in the day, why didn't he just leave town as soon as he woke up?
Real question is how long would it take you to realize you're stuck in the loop in the first place
Go into the women’s locker rooms, hide in the lockers and jerk off looking at them showering or getting undressed/putting on clothes. Get obsessed about one of the women that’s insanely hot. Learn the routine of her arrival/leaving. Follow her home, memorize her address. Rush over and start scoping out her place during the day as soon as I wake up and watch when she leaves. Follow her some days. Other days break into home and learn everything about her. Stay in home when she comes back and learn how she behaves without her seeing me. Eventually figure out how to exit the time loop. Decide the perfect plan to seduce her and make her my wife. Do a few practice runs engaging in contact with her. Repeat until it’s been perfected. Enact and exit the time loop for real while going thru the perfect day. Fall in love. Get married. Have lots of babies. Get my balls drained daily.
And if all that fails I’ll just rape her every day in the time loop
That's exactly what Bill Murray's character did
Even raped her?
you can find a bunch of people who'd say it was rape for bill murray to use the time loop to bang whoever, yes
you just described the plot, if you edit out all the incel fantasies
If your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to, sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone?
Isn't that what we do anyway? just do the exact same shit every day?
i like the neet loop
dont like the wagie loop
simple as
Reminder: You only will leave the time loop if you learn to be good people.
Enjoy your eternity in purgatory.
absolutely based
I would never want to leave immortality
Until life gets too boring because nothing new will happen.
Then you will wish for death, which will never come.
Then you will go insane.
Then you will stop thinking.
first establish a boundary
how far can I get from the city before time resets
second work out if my memory works properly
does everything set in like I had a good sleep or am I in a perpetual state of exhaustion
thirdly I would start creating a mental map of where events are gonna happen and come up with a list of things I could possibly do to interact with each moment.
fourthly I would start building fine motor skills in all sorts of areas given that sleep works correctly.
fifth I would practise meditation until I can ejaculate without touching and enter a state of bliss without the addition of substances.
sixth I would go around town telling every woman I see how little I need them and consequently ejaculating on demand
Why do people here say Phil raped the girls?
It was consensual.
>Buh buh he abused the time loop
Still consensual, he just Save State until he got the perfect RNG for the romance event.
christ i bet you think its consensual to have sex with a woman who's drunk, younger than you, shorter than you, and makes less money than you too huh shitlord
Yes.
the rape thing is actually speculation of things he probably did at some point during the loops
I can see the headline now
>Using Romance Guides for Baldurs Gate 3 Can Be Problematic
Pretty sure they already went down that road at bioware
>catched
r
stay in bed and take a long cosy nap
Yeah he was a bit jerky at first but she wouldn't give him the time of day until he learned to ice sculpt, play piano, quote classic literature and became the most popular guy in town.
Rita isn't even that good of a person, she's a snobbish ice queen who puts on a fake attitude of acceptance, when really she thinks she's better than everyone else just like Phil does. The reason she can't stand him is because unlike her, he doesn't wear a mask and is openly narcissistic. He reminds her of her true self
the lesson: don't remind women of themselves
so in order for an incel to get laid he just needs to be a literal divine being with superpowers got it
or you're "involuntarily celibate" because you remind women of themselves.
Honestly what would I do I would just enjoy being immortal I wouldn't want to get out of the time loop in my everyday life I'm pretty much just doing the same thing everyday anyway except I'm aging everyday
I'm glad he proved my point that he is a Reddit atheist.
i think he proved that by quoting ~~*George Carlin*~~.
its funny how i've been "reddit spacing"
since before reddit existed