Do you mean the name of the porn actor? Sorry, I was just browsing vids and was not looking at names. It might have been on pornhub or xxxvideos but I was also jumping to other sites a lot. There's also a porn actor who looks exactly like Nolan Gould and he was also jerking off. The Nolan Gould lookalike was a series of GIFs posted in /hm/.
Okay I do actually literally legitimately wonder why in these scenarios of fiction the male about to be offed by the femme fatale doesn't just offer some sort of sexual transaction
They don't like to portray men begging, and men are seen as lustier and so more likely to enjoy that kind of thing selfishly anyway. Even though, someone like Bellatrix Lestrange forcing you at wandpoint to deeply tongue-kiss her butthole, what sort of sick freak would enjoy that, right?
>just offer some sort of sexual transaction
Bellatrix could just boot up tinder and find some twink to lick her pussy in under 10 minutes. Why would she care what you can offer her?
She kisses you deeply afterwards, the sweetness of her mouth cutting through the pungent flavor lingering in your mouth, only to pull back and spit the pubes she took out of your mouth back at you like a hairball and put you back down for round 2
>OI GET YER HANDZ OFF ME
Then my teeth would fall out due to poor dentail hygeine
fingerblast her
i'd be kinda aroused and i'd probably just do nothing and hope she'll stay there for a while. maybe i'd try to keep her talking
she made his parents go to an asylum by casting an insanity spell in this exact same scenario, he isn't aroused here.
i'd still be aroused if it were me
Neville became so sexy handsome hot. There's a porn actor who looks exactly like him and he has this video where he's jerking off.
Name of this actor?
Do you mean the name of the porn actor? Sorry, I was just browsing vids and was not looking at names. It might have been on pornhub or xxxvideos but I was also jumping to other sites a lot. There's also a porn actor who looks exactly like Nolan Gould and he was also jerking off. The Nolan Gould lookalike was a series of GIFs posted in /hm/.
Shout
"ROY JENKINS KEKED YOUR UNCLE!!"
* KEKED
* KEKED
ffs
Roy laughed at the uncle? Or made the uncle laugh?
Woy banged her Uncle's wife.
Rey Jenkins bond burgered your uncle
I guess I would have baby making sex with Bellatrix
I have no other choice
coom
Is this referencing Helena's Great Uncle's movie, Cottage on Dartmoor?
if she would start whispering in my ear and maybe lick it a little i would probably ejaculate in my pants
i would ejaculate but only if it's draco whispering and licking
You never took my real wand"
Now those are the anime-tier asspulls that make movies worth watching, IMO
NO DON'T SUCK MY wiener HELENA BONHAM CARTER
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Imagine being a world famous actress but still being only low to mid-tier in your family lol.
what did Harry do? I'd just do what he did, it worked out for him
Offer to lick her pussy if she lets me live
Alternatively, tell them to blast both of us into greasy smoldering chunks, because she's almost certainly going to kill me anyway
Okay I do actually literally legitimately wonder why in these scenarios of fiction the male about to be offed by the femme fatale doesn't just offer some sort of sexual transaction
They don't like to portray men begging, and men are seen as lustier and so more likely to enjoy that kind of thing selfishly anyway. Even though, someone like Bellatrix Lestrange forcing you at wandpoint to deeply tongue-kiss her butthole, what sort of sick freak would enjoy that, right?
>what sort of sick freak would enjoy that, right?
>just offer some sort of sexual transaction
Bellatrix could just boot up tinder and find some twink to lick her pussy in under 10 minutes. Why would she care what you can offer her?
dedication, effort and the fact that they hold all the cards
>lick harder, or I will excrutiate your dick then your brain
>licking the hairy snatch of Bellatrix who has not groomed herself in like 10 years
anon pls
Imagine the smell
She kisses you deeply afterwards, the sweetness of her mouth cutting through the pungent flavor lingering in your mouth, only to pull back and spit the pubes she took out of your mouth back at you like a hairball and put you back down for round 2
that sounds disgusting, haha. Like I totally wouldn't lick her sweaty hairy armpits after a long battle, haha.
Cum.
>Please kill me
do anything
>be curly haired 5/10
>wear black
>instant 10/10 semen demon
>be curly haired 5/10
homie you're nuts
"Lucy, watch out for the Prime Minister!"
"Why, Charlotte? Isn't Mr. Asquith a nice man?"
"Lucy...Mr. Asquith...he makes girls...touch his erect love pole..."
"What's a love pole...oooh..."
"Here he comes...literally and figuratively!" Charlotte exclaimed.
"Hello, young lady, come and sit on Big Daddy Asquith's lap."
"Oooh...what's that on your lap, Mr. Asquith?"
"My affection for you, sweet Lucy Honeychurch."
"Uhmm...Mr. Asquith, I would like to be able to vote."
"Hahahha women voting, that's about as likely as Puffin becoming a film director hahahaha!!"
"Oh, hello Raymond!"
"Hello, Father. See you're groping another girl, you old perv. She's young enough to be your great grand-daughter", Raymond said smugly.
"Oh, Father, I don't object, so long as you aren't fricking that disgusting hag Margot."
"Oh, son...Margot can't frick due to her miscarriages, remember. That leaves me in quite the quandary..."
Lucy knew where this was going...
Tell her how good she smells
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