X-Men 97

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking Simpclops.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are doing Onslaught? Magneto about to get mindraped by Xavier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doing one of the worst Xmen stories with one of the most horribly designed antagonists both aesthetically and in origin
      Yep its capeshit alright.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seething magneto cuck. your time has come

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seething magneto cuck. your time has come

        Onslaught looks amazing I loved seeing him in marvel vs capcom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most horribly designed antagonists both aesthetically and in origin
        said no one ever

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't paid any attention. Are they doing the Fatal Attractions story or just stealing the iconic adamantium rip?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What does Michael Douglas fricking Glenn Close have anything to do with X-Men?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_Attractions_(comics)
        That wouldn't have been funny on reddit let alone here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shut up you unfunny homosexual, it was funny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry anon, it was pretty funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They've combined it with Genosha Massacre storyline and the Operation Zero Tolerance

      tl;dr - Xavier fricked up to space to frick his bird queen. Magneto leads the X-Men per Xavier's stupid will and things go OKAY until Bastion [a human sentinel hybrid made when Nimrod pulled an Amanda Waller on some poor guy] proceeds to commit a little genocide. The powers at be decide realizing that World War M is about to start authorize the use Bastion's army of Prime Sentinels which are basically normal people injected with nanomachines that let them be sleeper agents for hunting mutants. Magneto who Bastion was holding onto to engage in some good ole fashioned Holocaust taunting gets free and proceeds to EMP the entire planet and is in the process of causing a total Magnet Pole reversal, which is killing millions of people. Xavier comes back at the worst time to basically make things worse. Xavier was about to Holocaust Beam Magneto again and force him to fix everything, but Magneto fixing everything would have gotten Jean killed so Cyclops blasts Xavier to stop him. Wolverine proceeds to shank Magneto because his manlet seething can't be contained and Magneto finally decides "Hey you've beefed with me for years and I've played along but now I'm done playing" and the episode ends with that.
      Onslaught is absolutely going to happen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God, that pre-liberation Genosha was so hot with all the mutants wearing plugsuits and simping for their human masters.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks lazy honestly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were never going to match that art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No animation team in a world would be able to animate that hyper detailed art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >full of unnecessary shadows for le shading
      Mangas are better and the animation did a good job without fricking it up with unnecessary details. They have to think of lighting and shit in animation now and not go all out on shadows like some moron in the 90's

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually the best mangas like Berserk have detailed art. Frick you and your CalArts shilling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not all over the place tho so go frick yourself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to your moeshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a reason why his blood is black here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lite form of censorship

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KWAB

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When most of characters have energy manipulation as powers, just having sharp claws as your only offensive card feels really dumb, why do people like this manlet jobber again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He bubs and snikts and doesn't afraid of anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know
      Careful not to get sniktbubbed, bub

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FALCOOOOON
        PAUNCH

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So, he's super dangerous when Hydra is there to babysit him? woah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >knock him out with a blow to the head strong enough to turn his brain into mush, forcing him to heal it before he can do anything, or just burn him to a crisp
        >tie his arms up so he can't use his claws to cut the bonds, since he doesn't have super-strength you don't have to worry about making the restraints ridiculously strong like with other heroes
        >throw him in a vat of water and watch him drown for eternity or get a mutant-power-suppressor and watch him die from adamantium poisoning
        >???
        >profit
        Even a non-powered dude like Nick Fury or The Punisher should be able to take Wolverine out with planning, same as anyone should be able to just shoot The Joker, anything else is character wank.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In theory yeah but in practice it's not easy when he's had hundreds of years of combat experience.
          And burning him to a crisp won't do anything because he tends to come back from that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's had hundreds of years of combat experience.
            Most of it using zero guns. All those years of combat experience really don't mean shit unless you're going full moron and doing unarmed combat with him. He'd be a hell of a guy to be hunted by if you didn't know he was hunting you, compared to most heroes, but he really shouldn't be treated as anything special when it comes to how you can take him out. Cap and The Punisher probably has more experience using guns than Wolverine.
            >And burning him to a crisp won't do anything
            Burning him is just a way to knock him out long enough to tie him up in a position he can't cut his way out of. Since he can't snikt you if he's got no muscles to move his arms with. Due to his adamantium skeleton he can't even pull some sneak shit like breaking his arm to let him wriggle it out of the restraints.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Berserker Barrage!
        >Berserker Barrage!
        >Berserker Barrage!!!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The chromatic aberration just makes the basic digital coloring look even more shit and lazy.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I loved the 90s show as a kid, but I still haven't watched Nu X-Men and won't. I don't even feel like I'm missing out on anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I loved the kid's show as a kid but don't feel like I'm missing out when not watching the sequel kid's show as an adult
      Congratulations, you're less of a manchild than many on this site.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and you are in every thread to say it.....

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is the first X-Men thread I've been in, Mr. Paranoia.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was the best episode yet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Episode 5 was still the best

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        agreed

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't know mr sinister was that powerful.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate Cyclops. It's all his fault.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He prioritized the survival of his gf, he wasn't in the wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bastion gets his primes back
        >gold team gets wiped
        >xavier mindfricks magneto their only hope of defeating primes
        he didn't just save his gf anon

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a jean grey dies episode

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    surprisingly good show

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There are modern artists who can channel this sort of detail, it's just that the storylines have gone to shit.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attempting to weaponize childhood nostalgia for more shekels
    Nope

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when are the Avengers going to save the day?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Avengers and X Men dont like interacting with one another yet they exist at the same time its dumb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        when are the Avengers going to save the day?

        X Men shouldnt exist in marvel main line. Mutant hate makes no sense with spiderman running around or other heroes.

        Not every hero will turn blind eyes to Sentinels.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-Man is probably the only hero that does make sense, with how much hate and fear he gets. I bet there's tons of people who believe he's a freaky mutant spider-person and that's why he's got the freaky costume that covers every inch of him, to make sure his grey spider-skin isn't showing. It'd also be neat to have him be hunted by sentinels when in costume but because he's not an actual mutant they can't detect him when he's just Peter Parker, also making it so that nobody suspects Peter could be Spider-Man because he's never setting off any mutant alarms.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This has been done before but the thing is in an early couple issues of Ultimate Spider Man. Peter initially thinks hes a mutant and runs into the X Men. He then asks Wolverine if hes a mutant and he goes "a spider bit you but you aint an X mutant bub"

            Genetically Spider man is a mutant but he doesnt have the X Gene that makes marvel mutants stand out and Sentinels are programmed to hunt that. Its very dumb sometimes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Genetically Spider man is a mutant
              There's a term for that and it's mutate. Daredevil and Hulk and other mutates.
              The difference is, mutants are born that way. They're their own species, homosexual superior. Hence why there's the whole debate on humans vs mutants.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All heroes in Marvel are hated, more or less. The civilians are shitheads. There was actually a crossover comic with DC and the Marvel characters were taken aback that DC's civilians actually champion their heroes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This is true but IIRC Cap was being manipulated here and they began fighting each other shortly thereafter.

              So is this show any good?

              It's alright.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Spider-Man is probably the only hero that does make sense, with how much hate and fear he gets. I bet there's tons of people who believe he's a freaky mutant spider-person and that's why he's got the freaky costume that covers every inch of him, to make sure his grey spider-skin isn't showing. It'd also be neat to have him be hunted by sentinels when in costume but because he's not an actual mutant they can't detect him when he's just Peter Parker, also making it so that nobody suspects Peter could be Spider-Man because he's never setting off any mutant alarms.

              Marvel still has the worst civilians by writing standards.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Mutant hate makes no sense with spiderman running around
          Spider-Man, who has a dedicated hater?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Say what you want about Jameson, he wouldn't stand for senseless anti-mutant bigotry. Spider-Man's the menace! Not those nice school kids from up state who just want to help.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Childhood is thinking muties were in the right. Adolescence is thinking humies were in the right. Adulthood is realizing this planet would be better off without the flawed organic matter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Go to bed Stark

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ihumans are the worst faction in Marvel because they frick with all denizens of Earth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked the reason the X Men didnt fight in civil war is that they went "REALLY homie" to Captain America in that he was silent for mutant registration oppression but NOW its an issue.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >we need your help to stop innocent heroes from having to live under the threat of the government!
          >Cyclops looks from Cap to the giant human-controlled sentinels station right outside a school for little kids

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is this show any good?

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What terrible art

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason Logan survived this in the comics is because Jean was there to hold down Logan's organs from getting ripped off. How the frick are they going to fix Logan but Jean isn't there right now. I think Logan is fricked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well Xavier is there, I'm sure Magneto Is using all of his power to do that to Logan, enough to take the helmet off and help Logan survive.
      i miss gambit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on whether his healing factor is as potent as it is in the comics. He should be able to survive on his own either way.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So after magneto does this, Logan goes feral, right?

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