Xavier just wandered into the last cartoon you watched. What happens?

Xavier just wandered into the last cartoon you watched. What happens?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rape happens

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Batman: The Brave and the Bold
    genuinely want to see this now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Your rambuncious ramblings end here you raving retrobate! prepare to [Taste the pain] from my hammers of Justice! [Take that]

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This man is trouble, but that is only because he is troubled. No doubt by the loss of his parents like a week ago, probably. If I could only remedy this...
        >Of course! I can BE his new father! And mother...(Ooh, nice!)
        >Son, it’s me, Dad Wayne! I’ve missed you, give me a hug!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Xavier then proceeds to be shot, by himself as he realises Batman needs to exist for some reason

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Either that or his parent personas would die in a tragic murder suicide after a domestic incident accidentally recreating Batman.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              *accidentally creating his Batman persona

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have been on a big anime and tokusatsu kick lately so I can't really remember the last cartoon I watched outside of a couple episodes of Xavier the other day. I think it was Jellystone. If so it would just end up like a slightly less weird episode of Xavier with more animal people. Jabberjaw would probably think he is legitimately intelligent and insightful and crush on him leading to the main source of shenanigans for the episode.

          He would get distracted a couple of seconds later by making out with himself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I want to see a confrontation between Xavier and Ambush Bug or Batmite.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I like to think that Xavier’s role in powerscaling is like the ace in cards. he wins against characters who never lose and loses against characters who never win. for example, he would overpower Mr. Mxysptlk but get his shit kicked in by Condiment King.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Xavier then proceeds to be shot, by himself as he realises Batman needs to exist for some reason

          >"Get away from me, freak!"
          >Batman shoots Xavier
          >"You've... killed me! Your own mother and father! What kind of monster would kill his own parents?"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit, I don’t remember the last cartoon I watched uhhhh
    >Owl House
    He’d probably fit in tbh

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Xavier fricks shit up
    >Tim gets the blame
    same as it ever was

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Xavier is significantly less weird than the world he lives in. If you drop him into a foreign setting he'd just be a guy who talks nonsense.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Now that we are reunited, I can play all those games with you that I never got to show you as a child.
    >This one is called ‘Spank the Bat’. Now spread those cheeks for me son!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Megas XLR

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >xavier in EEnE
    That would be amazing

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >xavier in squidbillies
    I'd watch that shit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Invader Zim
    he would fit in to an actually impressive degree

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Under This Luminous Sky | Animated Short Film 2022
    The short plays out pretty much the same but instead of the door and prince blocking the guards it's Xavier distracting them with philosophical questions.

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