Callisto. I didn't even watch Zena unless I knew ahead of time Callisto would be on it.
Later, I rented a film she was in called "Red Meat". Some indy flick where she gets her sweaty breasts out for a hard frick sesh, but the guys being too much of a pussy. It also had the chick from California Dreams in and she showed her new fake breasts. California Dreeeeams.
I watched the show for Callisto. Season 6 was too fricking stupid even for me as a kid but everything leading up to Callisto and Xena's final confrontation was cool. God Callisto is fricking hot.
>xena was better than hercules >angel was better than buffy >fraser was better than cheers
what was it about that 90's era that was the anomaly and made spinoffs better than the original material?
At that time spinoffs weren't made solely to milk the franchise. They put some real effort into it. That being said they did shit the bed with the Highlander spinoff.
What the frick kind of question is that. I fapped my teen years away to Xena. Frick, even today she looks frickable. Tall with dark hair and bright eyes? Sign me the frick up. The literal who on the right, even when my dick still worked properly would get a chub at best.
No shit anon. You get older, fatter and have a job and all the stress that comes along with it and probably a family and all the shit that comes with that. No wonder your dick is not as cooperative anymore.
Callisto makes me sad because I already know I will never see a more attractive woman in my life.
A whole lifetime of wonder and discovery ruined so early, because you simply cant top that toned blonde sexually aggressive goddess.
Morena Baccarin playing Adria was the only thing that ever got close but she was a med mutt so
Well lets see one of them shows tummy and is blonde, has hunter eyes, a strong thin jaw, and is thin but still toned.
the other is a bull dyke that looks like Lynda Carter fricked Chyna.
Youre in denial if you pick Xena
>looks remotely >like if Lynda fricked Chyna >looks remotely
So she wouldn't look like Chyna if she was a cross between Chyna and Lynda Carter? And I'm the illiterate mongoloid?
No she looks like a mix between Lynda Carter and Chyna. She gets her ugly bulldyke genes from one side and the fact that she isnt a roided frickugly freak from Lynda, you illiterate mongoloid
Xena, full stop. Lucy Lawless always had the right balance of natural beauty and roughness. Hudson Leick always looked too much like a cheerleader. It worked to contrast Callisto's personality, but she was always a little too pretty, if that makes any sense. I could never believe she had seen and done way too much in her life the way Xena had.
Yeah, I could've worded that better. I meant Hudson's more like a generic sort of pretty. Lucy has a lot more character to her features, so she ultimately winds up more attractive in my eyes.
Xena but Callistos actress has a very nice relaxing voice. She did the voice for a video game character on the ps2. Primal. Her voice was nice to listen to in that.
it's the opposite of gay unless you mean you want to be a weak little b***h and have her step on you. two strong equal partners who respect each other is the most alpha form of love
There's a German girl at work who honestly unironically looks identical to Xena era Lucy lawless. She's a bit uncommon though because she's religious and doesn't believe in sex before marriage according to her friends so she's probably a bit crazy.
That was Season 5, which yeah is trash, RJ Stewart returned for Season 6, which is decent and has great episodes like Who's Gurkhan and Old Ares Had a Farm
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THANK FRICK I'VE BLOCKED ALL THAT FROM MY MIND AND JUST REMEMBER THE LESBIAN SEXUAL ENERGY AND THE CAMPY FUN
Anyone has the webm where some dude motorboats Xena's breasts, while she was in a dancer outfit? I forgot which episode that was but that was literally my first fap ever.
Xena, hands down. Its the bangs that does it for me.
Xena, but Callisto's also very pretty.
Callisto, Xena looks like a dyke
...and your point is?
the blonde chick fr
Callisto. I didn't even watch Zena unless I knew ahead of time Callisto would be on it.
Later, I rented a film she was in called "Red Meat". Some indy flick where she gets her sweaty breasts out for a hard frick sesh, but the guys being too much of a pussy. It also had the chick from California Dreams in and she showed her new fake breasts. California Dreeeeams.
Gabrielle
>preferring the average looking boring sidekick with the annoying personality
build some confidence
Hows Gabrielle now? Xena is still hot even after all these years
Callisto, but Xena is better overall.
I want them to spitroast me
Both, can't choose.
none of the women in the show were hot from a male point of view (the costumes are not the women) but i suspect they do something for lezzies
Yes.
Wat.
All three were, at the very least, pretty attractive.
I watched the show for Callisto. Season 6 was too fricking stupid even for me as a kid but everything leading up to Callisto and Xena's final confrontation was cool. God Callisto is fricking hot.
Xena wins because her voice is sexier but Callisto is also a 10/10.
callisto because cute navel
who fricking cares, give me either one of them and ill die happy
Who aged better?
They both look pretty good tbh. Would frick either
Callisto, I think.
>xena was better than hercules
>angel was better than buffy
>fraser was better than cheers
what was it about that 90's era that was the anomaly and made spinoffs better than the original material?
At that time spinoffs weren't made solely to milk the franchise. They put some real effort into it. That being said they did shit the bed with the Highlander spinoff.
Is Xena watchable without watching Hercules?
Yes
Unless you're completely unfamiliar with old Greek mythos, it should be easy enough to suss out.
Why wouldn't you just watch both? If you like one you'd like the other
She killed BILLIONS of sperm
add a few million to that tally just now because of that gif being posted.
Y'know how everybody ITT is talking about how Xena and Gabrielle and Callisto all aged amazingly?
Yeah, don't look up what Aphrodite looks like now
Rockin' that geriatric look at 50.
You'll at the very least wanna watch the first season of Hercules as Xena first appears there in several episodes that set up her backstory.
Eve. She's got that BPD energy that guys love so much
The b***h of Rome
Xena > end of the series Gabrielle >= Callisto
What the frick kind of question is that. I fapped my teen years away to Xena. Frick, even today she looks frickable. Tall with dark hair and bright eyes? Sign me the frick up. The literal who on the right, even when my dick still worked properly would get a chub at best.
>even when my dick still worked properly
Did it died?
Anon, I am almost 40. It's a pale shadow of what it used to be.
I stopped getting morning wood at 30
This has nothing to do with your age. The fact that you're both in denial over your real issues is the real tragedy, not how old you are.
No shit anon. You get older, fatter and have a job and all the stress that comes along with it and probably a family and all the shit that comes with that. No wonder your dick is not as cooperative anymore.
'm not the other anon. My dick works perfectly.
>This has nothing to do with your age. The fact that you're both in denial over your real issues is the real tragedy, not how old you are.
And how do I know you're a know nothing zoomer Millenial homosexual whose balls haven't dropped!!!FACT!!!
>zoomer Millenial
Raimi should direct a campy Conan type movie.
Raimi had very little to do with Xena. Its a Rob Tapert creation.
Fits his aesthetic but i see what you mean.
>Raimi had very little to do with Xena. Its a Rob Tapert creation.
Tapert is the one who came up with the tree rape idea in Evil Dead and the "Give me some sugar baby!" line in Army of Darkness!!!FACT!!!
Do you think he ever fricked Lucy while she was dressed as Xena?
Probably multiple times they worked on set together for years
>Do you think he ever fricked Lucy while she was dressed as Xena?
No doubt!!!FACT!!!
Reminder that nasa onions boys wanted to name a planet after this
Callisto makes me sad because I already know I will never see a more attractive woman in my life.
A whole lifetime of wonder and discovery ruined so early, because you simply cant top that toned blonde sexually aggressive goddess.
Morena Baccarin playing Adria was the only thing that ever got close but she was a med mutt so
The whole show is too kino
Well lets see one of them shows tummy and is blonde, has hunter eyes, a strong thin jaw, and is thin but still toned.
the other is a bull dyke that looks like Lynda Carter fricked Chyna.
Youre in denial if you pick Xena
If you think Lucy Lawless ever looked remotely like Chyna you are not only blind but also gay.
No she looks like if Lynda Carter fricked Chyna you illiterate homosexual c**t moron mongoloid
>looks remotely
>like if Lynda fricked Chyna
>looks remotely
So she wouldn't look like Chyna if she was a cross between Chyna and Lynda Carter? And I'm the illiterate mongoloid?
No she looks like a mix between Lynda Carter and Chyna. She gets her ugly bulldyke genes from one side and the fact that she isnt a roided frickugly freak from Lynda, you illiterate mongoloid
So you admit that Lucy is feminine and not a bulldyke, you just brought up Chyna to be an obnoxious troll
For me it was Livia, the b***h of Rome
I'm gonna go with Xena.
Xena, full stop. Lucy Lawless always had the right balance of natural beauty and roughness. Hudson Leick always looked too much like a cheerleader. It worked to contrast Callisto's personality, but she was always a little too pretty, if that makes any sense. I could never believe she had seen and done way too much in her life the way Xena had.
>who was more beautiful?
>"Lucy because Hudson was always a little too pretty"
You just sound like a moron.
Yeah, I could've worded that better. I meant Hudson's more like a generic sort of pretty. Lucy has a lot more character to her features, so she ultimately winds up more attractive in my eyes.
Xena can do whatever she wants to my virgin butthole
Well I think Callisto would frick me straight into the underworld so I'm gonna say her.
Lawless is more classically beautiful, but Leick's natural sexuality wins the overall.
For me it's Jennifer Sky. She's Amarice in Xena
Xena but Callistos actress has a very nice relaxing voice. She did the voice for a video game character on the ps2. Primal. Her voice was nice to listen to in that.
Is it gay to like strong dominant women?
it's gay to like women, anon
it's the opposite of gay unless you mean you want to be a weak little b***h and have her step on you. two strong equal partners who respect each other is the most alpha form of love
I do want her to step on me, literally, just not figuratively
>Callisto
Callisto
I am team Calisto. Maybe because Xena is so alpha, i never even imagined she could have sex with anyone less than some Alpha greek god.
She has sex with quite a lot of men and even a few women, Xena is a case of you have to do something to impress her
There's a German girl at work who honestly unironically looks identical to Xena era Lucy lawless. She's a bit uncommon though because she's religious and doesn't believe in sex before marriage according to her friends so she's probably a bit crazy.
Xena is a mega bawd.
Gabrielle
I usually prefer blondes but Xena.
>Yoga time anon
Her youtube channel is sad. She's a full-on schizo.
I can’t choose. Hell, there were so many beautiful women on that show. Got me through puberty in the mid 90’s.
They're both beautiful.
me on the roof
Oh and it's not a coincidence that the last season of Xena was trash because Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci were writing for it!!!FACT!!!
That was Season 5, which yeah is trash, RJ Stewart returned for Season 6, which is decent and has great episodes like Who's Gurkhan and Old Ares Had a Farm
Wasn't complete trash. The final arc was pretty good.
>Wasn't complete trash. The final arc was pretty good.
The other anon corrected me that what I meant was season 5 while you are right about season 6!!!FACT!!!
Xena. She's something special, while you can (or could, back in the day) find thin blondes like Callisto everywhere.
However! Discord is my waifu.
Atalanta
Refined tastes
Aries is my husbando.
>Aries
For me it's the episode where Xena is in the body of Rose McIver
Callisto. It's not even close really, that crazy b***h took the show to the next level.
Xena, bangs, eyes, face, everything, Xena is a top tier cutie
What did Gabrielle mean by this?
It means NBC has blocked this video in my country
Does this work? https://youtu.be/Y1icJMLV4vk
JESUS
THE CRINGE
THE CRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGEEEEEEEEEEE
THANK FRICK I'VE BLOCKED ALL THAT FROM MY MIND AND JUST REMEMBER THE LESBIAN SEXUAL ENERGY AND THE CAMPY FUN
What season was the one where they fought the devil and shit. Wacky as frick, watched it with my dad. Had a good laugh
The 6th one?
I'm not sure
Can I get a qrd on what the story is behind xenas GF. I thought she had only 1 blonde friend, did she die or something? Why replace her?
Callisto was the villain
Callisto no question. I always thought xena was unironically too stronk
Anyone has the webm where some dude motorboats Xena's breasts, while she was in a dancer outfit? I forgot which episode that was but that was literally my first fap ever.
Callisto no contest
Did anyone count who won?
Callisto is one of the hottest female characters in film history. The comparison isn’t fair
Xena. The fact this actress was in Spartacus was kino too.