Theres a scene where "X" arrives at a bar or wherever and these different women give him the eye. I think its be funny and more in line with the style of the movie if he quickly had sex with each of them, like 3 seconds each and 3 different women, right in front of everyone, and they all cheer like "yeah way to go X you are so awesome and cool!"
Oh I thought this was one of those Olga kurilynko movies where she was the Russian prostitute love interest for the bald Protagonist who "no-way-gay's" her like Hitman and Transporter
Yes the same as Solid Snake.
Is it a coincidence or has human cloning already been researched to find out that they come out impotent?
Wait a minute is human cloning real?!
In the case of MGS, I believe that was because Big Boss himself was impotent, in Hitman, the clones were engineered to be impotent to make the Agents obedient and focused.
I know pal, but actually Xander Cage meet Yelena, Yorgi's apparent girlfriend.
This guy is a jerk from of anarchy 99 by communist russian terrorists, they design a biological bomb to attack from the banks of the Vltava river passing by this stop on a Charles Bridge.
When they finished during help on this mission to Bora Bora. what a hottie.
But it's fun.
I live for this shit
I love it. Bring it the frick on.
Paybacks a b***h motherfu
I cringe at how much I loved it. But I don't cringe at how much I STILL love it.
Vin Diesel is a genius that can't stop producing kinos. What a legend!
Pitch Black is the only film with a great script, the rest, is just slop for shitskins.
Filtered
Made for 13 year olds and Indians
Coincidentally I was 13 when it came out and I thought it was the bee's knees.
insanely true
13 year old Whites have the same IQ as India, so this tracks
Don’t be a dick, Dick
>midwits can't get vin diesel
The greatest movie from the greatest time.
Kino 2000s time capsule
XXX 3 on the other hand was one of the worst flicks I've seen
It can't possibly be worse than XXX: State of the Union
Didn't see it because vin diesel wasn't in it
Hey ma, look, this guy's a closeted homosexual.
The movie basically starts off with Vin Diesel's character being killed off-screen and it all goes downhill from there.
Don't worry, I will marathon xXx 2 in the background and report back when done
Update: I turned it off because it was dull
It was the best one in the series though.
Theres a scene where "X" arrives at a bar or wherever and these different women give him the eye. I think its be funny and more in line with the style of the movie if he quickly had sex with each of them, like 3 seconds each and 3 different women, right in front of everyone, and they all cheer like "yeah way to go X you are so awesome and cool!"
wrong XXX
shut up moron.
his name is Xander Cage you stupid c**t
>arrives at a bar or wherever and these different women give him the eye
literally me
You cant Weasel the Diesel.
Xander Cage is hella dope, fool
"We can't send in a Spy, these guys are EX MILITARY!"
I loved it as a kid but holy frick it aged terribly.
Why did he do it?
Japs said DND is a shit system (they're right).
they said jdm tuners are better than american muscle
How else do you fry rice?
Come on Vin, Tokyo Drift wasn't that bad
ebin
heh
TORETTO!
I sang the "we fall, we fall" vocals when I was 8 on the end credits song, AMA
Did you have the 2-disc soundtrack?
But it did have at least one good scene.
>BITCHES, COME!!!!
This is also my go to when I think of this movie
I've wondered if the scene was inspired by Robocop.
another zoomer filtered
I like it a fair bit but it's too long and you kind of check out by the end.
>Anon, you’ve just entered the Xander zone.
BANG BANG
just looked it up and the love interest in this movie is that literal satanic witch asia argento.
Oh I thought this was one of those Olga kurilynko movies where she was the Russian prostitute love interest for the bald Protagonist who "no-way-gay's" her like Hitman and Transporter
more like Witman
lel
>bald Protagonist who "no-way-gay's" her like Hitman
Isn't Agent 47 impotent from the cloning process or something?
Yes the same as Solid Snake.
Is it a coincidence or has human cloning already been researched to find out that they come out impotent?
Wait a minute is human cloning real?!
i would say human cloning is real
In the case of MGS, I believe that was because Big Boss himself was impotent, in Hitman, the clones were engineered to be impotent to make the Agents obedient and focused.
do you mean infertile?
This movie was awful adaptation, but pretty fun movie on its own.
To young me this was some of the coolest shit
zoomers shit and piss their gender neutral young adult diapers from watching early 2000s action kino
family family family family family family family family family family
Triple G ftw
>Stop thinking Czech police and start thinking PlayStation. Blow shit up!
Cinemaphile.org not post time
what the frick is going on?
I know pal, but actually Xander Cage meet Yelena, Yorgi's apparent girlfriend.
This guy is a jerk from of anarchy 99 by communist russian terrorists, they design a biological bomb to attack from the banks of the Vltava river passing by this stop on a Charles Bridge.
When they finished during help on this mission to Bora Bora. what a hottie.
So did he get XXX tattooed on the back of his neck just because his name starts with X?
xXxander