>y-yes I-I d-don't mind that you literally sucked and fricked every single wiener in your short time in prison i-i-it really doesn't bother me...
>leaves egypt for josephine
>j-josephine...pls stop cucking me..p-please s-s-stop....I-I...*cries* I...I just need you to just I'm I-I-I-I..I'm sorry...but but kinda stop now pls 🙁
>ok f-fine you win I'm...I'm a brute...I'm just a pathetic cucked angry little manlet...just just pls don't leave me wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>noooooooooooooooooooooo j-josephine I...I don't want to leave you waaaaaahhhhh I please nooooo w-why can't we just pretend this bastard is yours? *sobs* it's.....it's just not fair *cries again*
>leaves elba because of josephine
Fricking hell.
midge
This makes no sense because by Elba he had repudiated her. By the time he was emperor he was also the one doing all the fricking with a new girl every night.
>OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE ABOUT NAPOLEON THAT WAS DIRECTED BY A moronic BRITBONG SHITS ON NAPOLEON HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Say what you want about the movie but Austerlitz Kyrie is one hell of a banger track
You have to understand that Bongs and history don't go together. Brits are literally too biased to ever accept any truth they don't like about whatever historically event is in question, regardless how much evidence you bring forward, unless if it panders to them.
Take pic related for example, that's British historian Evan Mawdsley his claim is that:
>The Battle of the Atlantic was more important than the entire Pacific Theater because the German Navy was le better than Japanese Navy and because...it just was ok
Once you accept that they're ALL self obsessed then and only then will things start to make sense with them.
>inb4: britbongs start seething
I can post more examples if you would like?
>literal chud face
Whats funny about the chud face phenotype is that it seems to pop up all over, and while chud is supposed to be synonymous with being an incel, it would seem, historically at least, that chuds have managed to spread their seed far and wide
Look c**t if you can think of a better way to deal with precipitous loss of world power and prestige and the creeping realisation that we're slowly becoming the Dutch I'd like to hear it
>we're slowly becoming the Dutch
Nope, you're slowly becoming something even worse than that I'm afraid.
>>The Battle of the Atlantic was more important than the entire Pacific Theater
it was
>haha we didn't even need the entirety of Southeast Asia, who cares if the Japs humilated us
Meanwhile Churchill called the Fall of Singapore the worst disaster in British military history.
the british eating shit in southeast asia doesn't mean that the atlantic theatre was far more important than the pacific one
How exactly was a battle the Germans could never have realistically won more important than one the Japanese could have if things had gone differently?
The Pacific Theater:
>biggest naval war in all of history
>only time in history there's ever been carrier vs carrier battles (coral sea, midway, santa cruse islands)
>jap ships literally ramming other ships
>jap pilots going kamikaze
>entire fleets getting wiped out by typhoons
The '''''Battle''''' of the Atlantic:
>bunch of shitty kraut uboats occasionally pop up to show their relevance by btfo of a bunch of civilian merchantmen who had no way of defending themselves in the first place
>becomes completely irrelevant within the space of a week after america decides to pay them some attention
>everyone forgets about them soon after
The only reason why anyone still talks about the ''''''''''Battle'''''''''' of the Atlantic is because Bongs have been attempting to gaslight everyone into believing it's more important than it actually was. They do this in an attempt prove they on equal footing as their allies (they weren't).
The real reality as to why British ''''''''''''''''''''historians'''''''''''''''''''' such as Evan Mawdsley say dumb shit like that is because they can't accept that their precious Royal Navy did frick all in the largest sea war in all of history.
More examples, please.
British ''''''''''historian'''''''''' Peter Elphick made the following claims both in his 1993 book 'Odd man out: The story of the Singapore traitor' and in his 1995 book 'Singapore: The Pregnable Fortress: A Study in Deception, Discord and Desertion' that:
>arthur percival dindu nuffin
>the rest of the british officers dindu nuffins
>a new zealand traitor called patrick heenan is responsible for why the japanese did well
>all the australian soldiers were cowards who ran away
>instead of fighting the aussies fled into town and got drunk
>the officers didn't fail the soldiers
>the soldiers failed the officers
Years later he was called out about his lies on Australian TV in 2002:
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Time stamp: 51:18.
They believe in the holocaust even though anne franks sister admitted the pictures she was shown are fakes
%3D
you're just obsessed with hating england and have made it your entire personality
Tell your c**t '''''historians''''' to stop being lying homosexuals making shitty books like pic related and then I'll stop
Watching a great video about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRHgcjRJfXU
Apparently, Ridley Scott really hates Napoleon
>Ridley Scott really hates Napoleon
SO WHY DID THIS butthole MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT HIM?
More importantly who funded this butthole to make a movie about a guy who he viscerally hates out of envy and spite
To make fun of it.
He literally made him into a simp
Money and spite, the same thing all of Hollywood runs on
it is not Napoleon movie if more money went for cuck scene than battles
Threadly reminder that Ridley Scott is the JaCinemaphile Scalfani of Historical Cinema.
my le manlet hero was a le KEK????
Eat shit you french c**ts
Yeah this.
Payback for everyone who's had to travel though paris with their gare de l'est bullshit.
the movie was inaccurate bullshit but napoleon being a cuck was true
he also bullied the frick out of a 12 year old girl who was his friend on st helenes lmao
>stare at woman
>she opens her legs
>make her your property
>go away for work
>she opens her legs
>I can fix her
>simp harder
>I need her
no wonder ridley picked joaquin phoenix for the role, that dude is just a beta crybaby pussy. even his joker seems overly girly and whiny in retrospect.