>they didn’t pee at all out of nervousness and just pulled their pants up
I've done this so many times, it's like my prostate clenches up like a fist the moment someone enters the room.
Personally I just grab the wrist. It's a natural response he knows I'm in control I have one hand pinching the flow (uncircumcised) and the other firmly on my pee pee partner.
Once my stream has finished I will continue holding until he has finished
This is a moment we must take it in
When I free him if he doesn't wear a watch I just inquire about time pieces to him a younger fellow id discuss G shock and older man with more experience we would discuss something like MSTR.
Regardless a man needs to know what time it is. If he was looking at his watch he would have avoided this moment he would have saw it was P o'clock he would've known that if he didn't want to initiate a ritual of intimacy he shouldn't so haphazardly gaze.
Anyway I didn't wash my hands after
If I'd end up having to stand next to someone I would just leave the bathroom. Two reasons, it's awkward to be so close when pissing, and the other reason being I'm afraid of their piss splashing on me. Urinals are fricking stupid and barbaric anyway. Just piss in the toilet
Me too anon, it's comfy and the threat of splashing piss on the floor or on your pants is non-existent. You ever look at the floor under urinals? Soaked in piss
Me too anon, it's comfy and the threat of splashing piss on the floor or on your pants is non-existent. You ever look at the floor under urinals? Soaked in piss
Piss stander thinking about piss sitters like a gay. We are the piss kings and you are the piss peasants. The bathroom is our kingdom and you're just living in it.
i cant piss in the public bathroom unless i have it to myself, sometimes if the place has loud music playing its a little easier but when its dead silence and the guys listening its too much pressure i cant go like i can tell hes thinking "lol dis homie cant go cuz im here, what a pee shy little gay" and it gets in my head
If you have to go bad enough you’ll be able to use any type of urinal. I used to not be able to piss in public either. There were some old types of urinals at my college that have no privacy whatsoever. They might as well be troughs but I was able to use those plenty of times.
If you have to go bad enough you’ll be able to use any type of urinal. I used to not be able to piss in public either. There were some old types of urinals at my college that have no privacy whatsoever. They might as well be troughs but I was able to use those plenty of times.
Idk man there’s been a handful of times where it’s agonizing and I still can’t go.
>10 urinals open >dude comes and uses the one right next to you >Finishes before you and watched you as you from the sink >Continues to watch you while you approach the sink
There are some real fricking weirdos out there and they are likely schizos and a danger to others. Be careful for urinal stalkers boys.
>Julian and his shit donkeys are on the old shit trail again Randy! We've gotta cut this thread off at the pass, boy!
>”hope they don’t shit on you bubbles. the shit-janitors. they’re swoopin’ down, shittin’ on fricked up threads made by recidivist buttholes like your buddies Ricky and Julian! your shit-janitor will come boy. and you’ll try to cling on tight to that shit-rope but you’ll only fall faster bubbles.” >”frick off Mr lahey..”
>use the urinal >a pubic hair get inside >i put my hand in to take it out because i'm moronic >someone shows up and see me touching the urinal
i wanted to kill myself
I always put my arm around the other person to comfort him when he accidentally looks at my penis.
I always make sure to remind them that I know they didn’t pee at all out of nervousness and just pulled their pants up and that it’s okay.
Do you give them a friendly slap on the bum?
>they didn’t pee at all out of nervousness and just pulled their pants up
I've done this so many times, it's like my prostate clenches up like a fist the moment someone enters the room.
Personally I just grab the wrist. It's a natural response he knows I'm in control I have one hand pinching the flow (uncircumcised) and the other firmly on my pee pee partner.
Once my stream has finished I will continue holding until he has finished
This is a moment we must take it in
When I free him if he doesn't wear a watch I just inquire about time pieces to him a younger fellow id discuss G shock and older man with more experience we would discuss something like MSTR.
Regardless a man needs to know what time it is. If he was looking at his watch he would have avoided this moment he would have saw it was P o'clock he would've known that if he didn't want to initiate a ritual of intimacy he shouldn't so haphazardly gaze.
Anyway I didn't wash my hands after
If I'd end up having to stand next to someone I would just leave the bathroom. Two reasons, it's awkward to be so close when pissing, and the other reason being I'm afraid of their piss splashing on me. Urinals are fricking stupid and barbaric anyway. Just piss in the toilet
I prefer sitting down to piss because I like being able to rest my legs and look at my phone.
Me too anon, it's comfy and the threat of splashing piss on the floor or on your pants is non-existent. You ever look at the floor under urinals? Soaked in piss
And don't get me started on having untied shoelaces while walking in the bathroom.
gays
You're an even bigger homosexual for caring.
Piss sitter cope
Piss stander thinking about piss sitters like a gay. We are the piss kings and you are the piss peasants. The bathroom is our kingdom and you're just living in it.
i cant piss in the public bathroom unless i have it to myself, sometimes if the place has loud music playing its a little easier but when its dead silence and the guys listening its too much pressure i cant go like i can tell hes thinking "lol dis homie cant go cuz im here, what a pee shy little gay" and it gets in my head
I feel you, bro
You've got to imagine you're at home, pissing in your own toilet. Any time you need to piss; the pissing spot belongs to you. Frick everybody else.
I never use a urinal, I always use a toilet stall even if I have to wait. I can't pee in front of others
If you have to go bad enough you’ll be able to use any type of urinal. I used to not be able to piss in public either. There were some old types of urinals at my college that have no privacy whatsoever. They might as well be troughs but I was able to use those plenty of times.
Neither can I.
Idk man there’s been a handful of times where it’s agonizing and I still can’t go.
Why are urinals a thing? Why can't we just have all stalls the way the girls do?
100% because men were being homosexuals and had to go
>"durr if I sit to pee then that's gay because GIRLS sit to pee. Yucky!"
Men were pissing standing up well before toilets were invented.
Yeah but if you ever tell people you sit when you pee they look at you weird and say shit like "like a chick?"
Who cares, I like to pee standing up. It feels more comfortable and natural.
some guy pulls up in the next urinal
lets out a big brrapp fart
I give him a compliment, a side hug, and a friendly pat on his belly.
>10 urinals open
>dude comes and uses the one right next to you
>Finishes before you and watched you as you from the sink
>Continues to watch you while you approach the sink
There are some real fricking weirdos out there and they are likely schizos and a danger to others. Be careful for urinal stalkers boys.
Big frickin mustard tiger
have a nice day you evil scum
I use the stall, if all occupied I go to the farthest urinal
I exclusively only watch trailer park boys on repeat and have done so since it was streamed on justintv before twitch was a website.
patrician taste.
>”hope they don’t shit on you bubbles. the shit-janitors. they’re swoopin’ down, shittin’ on fricked up threads made by recidivist buttholes like your buddies Ricky and Julian! your shit-janitor will come boy. and you’ll try to cling on tight to that shit-rope but you’ll only fall faster bubbles.”
>”frick off Mr lahey..”
Get the fricking quote right-
“What you lookin at my gut for”
Imagine being a grown man and caring where your piss goes in a public bathroom. I don't even step all the way through the door before I let loose.
Situations like this. I aggressively piss at a sit down seat. I'm wild.
gay T Nelson
>use the urinal
>a pubic hair get inside
>i put my hand in to take it out because i'm moronic
>someone shows up and see me touching the urinal
i wanted to kill myself
Hah I bet you gays have never pissed in a Trough.
Not easily.
I piss in the sinks all the time. They're much cleaner.
Dare you enter the pissing room?
You homosexuals are fricking weak.
What is the urinal even for when you can just piss in your own mouth?
What're you boys standing so close to the urinals for, ya piece of shit? This is how a real man rocks a piss. Give your balls a tug.
>Julian and his shit donkeys are on the old shit trail again Randy! We've gotta cut this thread off at the pass, boy!
i'm never self-conscious because my penis is so small that nobody can see shit
eyy, nice ring you got there bud.
I have never pissed in an urinal