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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HAVE SEX NEO

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TRINITY CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Living dead girl is used a lot too

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you will never go to a late 90s underground techno rave
    This part of the move still depresses me to this day that I will never experience such a thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      its easy to pick out things in the past you can never return to. its harder to pick out things in the present that you'll wish you experienced. don't bother missing yesterday. think of how to live today

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks ghandi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you will never have your own cubicle

      Frick this shit...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I now have to share an office room with 3 women
        >they can't go a single hour without wanting to chat
        >because they want to chat a lot, they don't finish their tasks, and they try and dump it on me

        We are getting aggravated.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >women are talking to him

          So we're just bragging now

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>I now have to share an office room with 3 women

          I share my office space with 40 women.
          I am the only guy there.
          Fortunately I am old enough to know their tricks and from the start pretended to be gay so they leave me alone.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now you don't even get your own work station, they have hot desks which means you just pick whichever computer in the room is free when you walk in. But don't even think about coming in early every day and claiming your favourite spot, because somebody will complain and the manager will make you move to give somebody else a turn like you're in fricking kindergarten.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you will never have your own cubicle

          Frick this shit...

          >I now have to share an office room with 3 women
          >they can't go a single hour without wanting to chat
          >because they want to chat a lot, they don't finish their tasks, and they try and dump it on me

          We are getting aggravated.

          just quit. the second my boss started tossing around the idea of cutting the walls on the cubical so everyone can see you i already decided to quit if he ever did it but then quit anyway because it was a shitty work environment even with cubicles. they need to distance them and separate them in different locations or something to force employees to only communicate through emails and phone. of course at that point you should just go telework but our israeli overlords so thats not allowed

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            said thats not allowed*

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >coming in early every day and claiming your favourite spot

          But that's what they want you to do...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        a cubicle would be a dream. i don't even mean hehe i'm browsing the internet in here. i mean just working with nobody looking at you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Matrix
        >Fight Club
        >Office Space
        Why were gen X movies all about how much they hated their cushy office jobs? Did they really have it that easy in life?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's like watching something from the 80s and seeing punks or goths being all edgy and sad. you haven't even got onto Mr. Bones wild ride yet kid, chill out

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I want to get off MR BONES WILD RIDE

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          brown people will do anything for air conditioning wont they

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm working from home. The frick I need a cubicle for?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        gays complained about this, but what we have now is infinitely worse. Either you are in a huge open office where everyone sees everyone or you are in a room with like 3-4 other people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had a cube once, it was supremely comfy. Now my office is all open and it fricking sucks and makes me want to kms

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          how many floors up? would you make it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were honestly way cooler than what is shown in the movie. This is generally true of rave & club scenes in films. For some reason, they have a hard time really capturing the way it actually is

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can’t really show everyone high as frick on drugs and people fricking 16 year olds off in a corner

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i experienced the early 2000 rave seen. it was the best, and hasnt been better since.
      except maybe current light shows, and drone shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every club or IRL scene has been shit for working class people since the early 2000's. Been to any goth clubs in the past 20 years?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rob zombie
      >techno
      frick you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was a techno remix of Dragula

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robert zombie didnt make the verison of the song used in the film

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>tfw you will never go to a late 90s underground techno rave
      I was born in 1979 and I used to go to raves like that, don't drlude yourself, even then wienery chads were banging drug chicks while laughing at spergs like me

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was on the disc that Neo gave him?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homemade HRT instructions

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the original script it removes a parking boot from his car. I believe it removes the record of fines from the DMV Database

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen this movie in years, and I don't think I've ever heard this song anywhere else other than in this scene, but I was still able to imagine and hear this scene as soon as I saw the OP

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >HEY MIKEY, I THINK HE LIKES IT

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone wore shiny polyester shirts and has frosted tips in the late 90's. It really wasn't that cool. Kinda sucked, actually.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I went to a Halloween party and there were 12 Neos.

      Including me. Lol. Based mom still buying me the trench coat and shades for my costume

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >trenchcoat
        Don't lie. You went as Columbine didnt you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >trenchcoat
          >Don't lie. You went as Columbine didnt you?
          N-No...

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never get over how this movie, probably my favorite movie of all time, was nothing more than a completely serendipitous fluke that had no right to be the masterpiece it was. with exception of maybe the animatrix, every other entry into the matrix universe was like a thin cardboard cutout that didn't seem to understand the work it was impersonating. I stopped asking "why was 2/3/4 so bad" and eventually came to ask "why was 1 so good". it was a complete accident, something never to be replicated again

    I wonder if the franchise would have been better off getting bought out buy disney and being marvel'ized. at least the action scenes would have been better

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >why was 1 so good
      It's not a mystery. It's the same reason Raiders of the Lost Ark was good. Both studios at the time had low confidence/distrust in the filmmakers and demanded a polished presentation before they would even greenlight the project. Spielberg had developed a rep for going over budget and so he was forced to story board the whole movie out in advance and basically outline everything to ensure he stuck to the budget before he got the greenlight. With the wack bros, WB made them consult with an artist to essentially create a visual novel for the entire movie before they'd agree to greenlight it. But something keeps happening in Hollywood where after implementing procedures like this then the management throws their hands up in the air and says to hell with standards and they throw blank checks at future projects with no serious demands.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, the second two matrix movies were written by their mindraping glowie dominatrix, so that might have something to do with the quality drop.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid i always thought it was "Ooo I got kicked in the nads, kicked in the nads, the N A D S".

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this girl looks exactly like some Argentinian actress. does anyone know her name?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the same chick who plays Matt Berry's vampire wife on What We Do in the Shadows.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I think she cleaned my hotel room the other weekend.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some Aussie prostitute from home and away I think.

      Ada nikodomenicu or some wog name

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    White rabbit girl was super hot.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think she still is. But that's just like my opinion, man.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was that his only song of note?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      he had a few other hits.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      His song in the credits of escape from la, yeaaaahhh im the one...im the devillsss sonnn is pretty good, same as the one in bride of chucky

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i got a little barbie cd player

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DUUUUU, DU HAST

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SHOVE IT SHOVE IT SHOVE IT
      >SHOVE IT ASIIIIIIIDEEEEE

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was this guy a drug dealer or something
    what kind of people does a vigilante hacker by night associate with
    any similarities with mr robot?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hello sir

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I WANT TO TAKE YOU ON A ROLLERCOASTER

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't watch any of the Matrix Movies now without thinking how ever aesthetic choice made in the movie was 99% influenced by the directors S&M BDSM Underground Goth Rave fetish they were both heavily into.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've only ever seen the first movie and the Animatrix; are any of the sequel movies worth seeing? Will it actively detract from my enjoyment of the first?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know the Wachowskis love to say a trilogy was planned from the start but the first film works extremely well as it's own thing. The sequels basically just continue what happened with maybe a couple unexpected deaths here and there but is otherwise pretty straightforward in what you would expect to happen. Pretty drawn out but has some fun iconic scenes. Resurrections is also fun in a 'how the frick was this allowed' sort of way - but honestly for an extremely late comeback after two pretty generic follow up films I wouldn't have it any other way, it's a ride.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not nearly as original, but there are memorable parts. Without spoiling, they also have very little dramatic tension since Neo is superman throughout, not some office guy who doesn't know if he's going Glental, who then turns into a potential saviour of humanity . There's one particular monologue which is very good, and also a fight scene (in the second film).

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was the "white rabbit" just a convenient physical characteristic trinity used to get neo's attention or were these 2 awake to the matrix or living/machine agents of fate in some way

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why was the guy whoring out his gf to make neo go?
    Were they into threesomes?

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Matrix opened March of '99
    >Columbine happened in April
    Did Matrix cause Columbine or was it just a coincidence?

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