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Y'all ready for kino of the century?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    still not watching it

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    High praise coming from Schrader. IIRC, he's not that into Nolan films.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I remember he didn't like Tenet. I don't know about Dunkirk, etc.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      oppenheimer is peak boomer kino
      ebert would give it 4 stars if he was still alive.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People have compared it to Lawrence of Arabia and JFK both of which Ebert rates highly. So I wouldn't be surprised.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't he give tdkr 3/4?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good writer, shit director.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First reformed had good direction.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, I will watch your movie now Nolan.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    IM ONLY HERE FOR HIS MASSIVE JUICER

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry schrader I already spent my movie allowance on Mario and I don't have enough GBP to see another and another video game this year.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >GBP
      have a nice day Anglo.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy zoomie!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        newbie alert please go back to India and do not redeem

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, what is this movie about? Is it just a biopic?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      its a comedy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a drama.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"make bomb pls"
      >"why?"
      >"to bomb"
      >"ok"
      >...
      >"we bomb"
      >i can't believe you done this..."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Heroic Man

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THEY LINKED UP?!??!?!

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is shocking coming from him, he usually shits on Nolan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He criticized TENET. Has he shat on any of his other films?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    all nolan movies have a gimmick, like teleportation, dream walking, time dilation, etc.
    what's gonna be in oppenheimer? I really don't see why should I watch a movie about some smartypants making a bomb, that sounds boring as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the lack of a gimmick might have forced him to write an actual good script

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        but oppenheimer is a real person, you can read his wikipedia article and basically read the script before movie if even out

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can Oppenheimer be real if nukes aren’t real?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a transcendental metaphor

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          plot brain

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      french audiences say multiple timelines like in Dunkirk. It's fast-paced enough so no one gets bored.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        so it's gonna be oppie cumming in his wife right when the bomb nukes japan just like tv predicted

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          maybe he'll have visions of it during that.I hope it's a decent film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie takes place inside of an atom. Turns out that's how the multiverse works.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like how Grinch takes place inside a snowflake?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          haven't seen it but yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's gonna be in oppenheimer?

      The fantasy that israelites have empathy.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schrader is a pretty good metric for how good something is

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best of the century is extremely high praise and Schrader is not a minor voice. Nolan might finally get his Oscars

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Schrader is an out of touch boomer chud.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Schrader is a classical liberal who hates Trump but now he’s considered a far-right chud because he questions why gays and trannies need to be in every piece of media today

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're unironically calling Schrader fascist. Holy kek.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >woke bad
        WTF I love Paul Schrader now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >noooo he's bad because he didn't like The Last of Us
        It's all so tiresome

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wasted digits. Shit movie. Yes, that fat chud is out of touch.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just like him is all

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Schrader is an out of touch boomer chud.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            So he's a Tay-Tay chad as well?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never bring that fricking cretin in here again. He didn't drop those reviews. I did. That kind of weepiness makes me sick.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        wtf I unironically love Schrader now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm okay with him when he agrees with my views but don't care about him when he doesn't agree with my views
        The quintessential NPC.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will now watch Oppenheimer.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Day 1 WEB-DL pirate for sure. But no I won't be paying to see this film (or any other films) in a cinema.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm ready

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever you do, for reals, dont watch that pedophile killing movie, that hurt Hollywoods feelings.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    70mm is all sold out in FRICKING SWEDEN.

    I'll watch the regular digital convert. Forgive me brothers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I live near one of the best full 70mm IMAX theaters in the world, and the movie's sold out for literal weeks. The print's gonna be completely deteriorated by the time I see it in 70mm

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biggest one since the silent era, bravo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, we're living in the 21st century now, not the 20th. This century has had 23 years of films in it.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you got some boomer to shill your trash

    Bravo nolan!

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i will watch m:i but not so sure about oppenheimer. it just oozes the israelite evilness with all that "muh nazis" talk, i reckon the 3 hour film will be full of it. unbearable. also nolan is a hack who is insanely sloppy in shooting and cutting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How's life at Punjab, ESL trash?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who is insanely sloppy in shooting
      Only his earlier stuff. Tenet and Dunkirk are very well-shot

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Insomnia a good movie???

    I've seen all but Insomnia, Dunkirk or Tennet from Nolan.

    Interstellar and Inception are my favorite movies from him I suppose.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've even saw his student film the following for some fricking reason.

      That movie is fricking moronic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Insomnia is okay but somewhat underrated because of the performances.
      Tenet was a misfire(unless you care about vibes>plot)
      Dunkirk was underwhelming and forgetful.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dunkirk is his best movie.

        Tenet was terrible.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >important
    There is nothing important about movies.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really don't want to see that Pig Florence Pugh though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's only 30 seconds.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'all
    kys

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blows the doors off the hinges
    Now that's just in poor fricking taste.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Were they wooden doors?

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 hours of Nolanslop
    No thanks

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had to guess the sex scene will likely be focused on this position, this is how Shiva and Shakti were portrayed to have sex, it’s meant to symbolize the crossing of time (Shiva) and energy (Shakti) to create life. Shiva was the one Oppenheimer referenced in his famous “I am become death”, so having him symbolize creating life while an atom bomb test goes off is probably what Nolan’s going for

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be so based. The country needs more high brow sex depictions.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bombs

    funny how hiroshima and nagasaki didn't suffer any fallout, it's almost like nuclear bombs don't exist

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