yassss. slay queen. Mindy Kaling once again breaking patriarchal societal norms.
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yassss. slay queen. Mindy Kaling once again breaking patriarchal societal norms.
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Surprised they didn't go the "Goth girls have a habit of getting fat" route in having Thorn hit the wall.
they weren't trying to make it look like she hit the wall, they think this is actualyl sexy
I thought the joke was basically that she's a washed up rockstar. All the coke and partying having caught up.
>they weren't trying to make it look like she hit the wall, they think this is actualyl sexy
Who? Be specific
>only some pathetic coomers would want her goth chic looks from the old cartoons.
Yeah. If they care they could've used the Guess Who design since it's the next recent one. This shows they didn't care about the series, but want to b***h.
This design looks worse than the Velma design (which is the best-looking of Thorn's designs).
Hey man, you ain't gotta convince me, you just gotta convince yourself.
What killed the like Archie comic inspired cartoon artstyles anyways? like even doesn't really have goes for bit more of stylized look.
>Who? Be specific
women who trick other women into getting septum piercings
source or shut the frick up
Why did they made Thorn old?
Cause young, sexy chicks are verboten. I know some of your dipshits will still jerk it and call everyone else gays for calling the corpos out on it.
>Cause young, sexy chicks are verboten. I
Thanks for posting your shit taste. Also...
>Oh my God, your just mad you can't jerk to it, Chuddie Wuddie.
Your safe horny shit don't wash here, b***h.
>Your safe horny shit don't wash here, b***h.
Really?
>Horny so unsafe people thought they went too far.
Ignore the strippers that keep popping up too.
Because female jealousy is one helluva drug
because if she was about 20 in 1999, she's 45 now. It's like how if you take a Velma and put her in 2024, she turns into a shitty comedian piggy backing off a mediocre tv show from a decade ago. It's a good/bad coin toss. Sometimes you get milfs, sometimes you get mindys.
Isn't she suppose to be old in this show? Like 40s?
Don't let that get in the way of your outrage bait though. 🙂 I mean you hate the show but never shut up about it.
a reasonable response? on Cinemaphile?
There are women irl in their 40s who look better. And when it's animated characters you have even less of an excuse. The show is just ugly in general like the mc in the cartoon and irl.
>There are women irl in their 40s who look better
Someone on Cinemaphile who agrees there are women in their 40s that look good? Wow this thread truly is magical.
Thorn had to look like this in the same way Velma had to be made into a fat Indian
ye honestly i get what they’re going for here (at least with the featured character)
what i don’t get is why one’d destroy someone’s well-earned job just because she doesn’t look hot (like, that’s some backwards zur-ehn-arrh stuff)
I imagine it's more just them recognizing the pattern of the show reinventing stuff to be lame and ugly for the sake of comedy that doesn't land. Oh wait sorry /misc/ /misc/ /misc/ chud chud chud, um....I think groyper is one of the new words.
>I mean you hate the show but never shut up about it.
this
>Like 40s
>Old
You deserve to be mocked
Jesus fricking christ. Frick that c**t.
honestly it's very refreshing style and fits what Velma has established already.
only some pathetic coomers would want her goth chic looks from the old cartoons.
I'm glad no one with tastes watched this trash.
Does anyone watch it at all? I don't think I've ever seen a positive opinion expressed about it
Nah, it's just Mindy's contract I bet. As with all modern cartoons, they already had all the episodes, they're just spreading it out into "season" to give the illusion of popularity.
man who gives a shit about some vapid brown b***h shitting on old cartoons
just don't fricking watch it.
>man who gives a shit about some vapid brown b***h shitting on old cartoons
She isn't don't that anymore than Maxwell Atoms shat on Yogi and Fred Flintstone.
Those Billy & Mandy eps were based. Also the one where there's a running gag with Hoss Delgado hitting Hannah Barbera characters with his truck
for real, i like this design, it's unique and she's got that mature hotness look going on.
I’m the biggest hater in the world and even I am not offended by this. It’s just a joke. Aging up isn’t even woke.
Stunning and brave. A reminder that Mindy was awarded a presidential medal of the arts by Joe Biden for making Velma. Yes, really.
kek you should be a professional comedy writer, shane gillis would really dig your shit!
Holy shit...
Samegay pls, come on
sad and newbie
I thought you where kidding. You were not kidding. Mindy Kaling was awarded the National Medal of the Arts.
What the living frick is this shit?!
he did it for the indian vote.
Some people here aren't old enough to remember when Ellen got the presidential medal of freedom. Happens all the time
>2021
Velma had nothing to do with it, but you already know that.
She's a brown woman with rich parents who donate to the DNC.
How do you think she got the medal, TALENT AND HARD WORK? PFFT
Not a samegay, but you're a gay.
See, you can't make this shit up. Read the press release about mindy winning this award if you really want to kek
>Have deep government connections
>Could make millions "rebuilding" schools after drone strikes
>Could make guns for the CIA to trade for coke then arrest the dealers after you get your cut
>Have to use them up to pretend your daughter is funny
>Still painfully obvious she isn't
>character ages
>Cinemaphile groyper: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Many such cases! SAD!
Not even women like aging, tell us how often they talk about their dream guy being a wrinkly pudgy baldy.
homie, this is an alt universe, this version isn't the aged up version everyone loves, no sire. This one was designed from the ground up to be revolting.
ages
anon... it's a reboot "prequel" where the gang are back in high school
Wasn't this show supposed to be a "prequel"? Shouldn't she be younger?
The timeline is all over the place.
Nah, frick this.
We're having a proper Thorn thread
Lovely breasts.
Not what you wanted, but I drew her some days back. https://files.catbox.moe/orq5h5.png
>https://files.catbox.moe/orq5h5.png
Extremely based anon. I need more saggy MILF Thorn in my life. It's the one good thing Velma's given us so far.
Thanks, man. I think there's plenty of cute women in Velma.
No its not quite what I wanted, but its good nonetheless.
Can anyone be shocked the ugly garbage made by ugly garbage is exactly that?
There a Mega for S2?
Why would you want to watch it, even if it is pirated. Dude, it's 4 or 5 hours you will never get back.
Im an insomniac and maybe if I watch it I can finally bore myself to sleep
Who did it best?
Thorn is best in top left, brown girl is best in bottom left and blondie is best in bottom right. Best overall group is top right. Peak is top left Thorn and it isn’t close.
it's uncanny that there's more than one version
velma version has personality, the rest look like dolls or posers.
>velma version has personality,
yes
Velma version is actually a gen xer still playing dress up in their 40's
the rest look like cosplayers or booth girls
So you're saying the older versions are bad because they look like cosplayers but the Velma version is good because she looks like a bad cosplayer.
velma version is authentic
How so? It's literally a cheap copy of the original, that seems about as inauthentic as you can get.
>Authentic
As authentic as vegan meat substitute.
>confuses IRL generational/political tropes with character
Go back. This isn't your space.
The bottom two are from the same show. You should’ve included the ones from “Guess Who?”.
Are these three based on real musicians or not? I've wondered it since I was a young boy
see
The lead singer could be based on Bif Naked but that's a real stretch
I don't understand how people DON'T find this hot. Have all the oldgays officially left and now it's just a bunch of children left here?
you fricking weebs have shit taste.
She is a hot milf and everyone here would bang her if given the chance.
I wanna see those saggers swing.
R34 artists, help a freak out.
That is what crystal meth does to people. I am glad that Velma is taking a strong anti-drug stance.
Velma is the 5th-most-watched show on Max right now.
Just thought you guys should know, so you're not surprised when it gets another season.
>Velma is the 5th-most-watched show on Max right now.
Wasn't S1 1#? Also what does MAX even have airing now?
Reminder that Mindy Kaling didn’t write a single episode of Velma
Still would if they shortened the length between her eyes and the bottom of her nose.
When Rockstars go down hill.
Improvement
>yassss. slay queen.
Nobody says this, you stupid chud.
And stop hatewatching Velma, you stupid chud.
that witchs ghost song was chillin as hell
Why are you even watching this? Just to have something to complain about?
Man, the years were not kind to her.
All those drugs certainly didn't help either.
I guess if Thorn in The Witch's Ghost is taken to be her Canon age and all the Hex Girls other appearances are in a sort of time flux where they never age; then I guess Thorn in Velma is how she would look like if she indeed was 25 years older since the first time she was on screen.
Velma supposedly being a prequel makes it paradoxical; but I understand the thought process. Especially since Thorn has been a mother for a decade and a half now in Velma.
Which reminds me
25 years of The Hex Girls
blowjob specialist
Remove the nose ring and I'd frick it harder than I'd frick the left one
PSA: HBO ALWAYS pays for 2 Seasons in hopes it takes off
Since Season 1 was a Failure, they are broadcasting Season 2 out of "Contractual Obligation" before it is cancelled.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting and against Global Rule 6.
OP is a homosexual who must be reported en masse for the greater good of this board and this website.
https://sys.Cinemaphile/co/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=143412284
I hope she fricking kills herself
Surprised there's no talking about this.
Were there even 4 other new releases?
They only have 5 shows.
Well, it's actually a good show.
What seething morons fail to understand, is that Velma is not some kind of woke icon to be worshipped, she is a female Homer Simpson.
>right pic
Would you honestly though?
Who is this character and why should I care?
Thorn from the Hex girls
Technically you don't have to care about anything. Hex girls have been drawn attractive, Velma series that's been known to intentionally piss of scooby doo fans draw her as an old woman.
Which by itself doesn't mean you can't find her attractive.
I think Hag Thorn is hot no I'm not watching Velma
I like how the OP tried like a dozen times sense season to make this same thread multiple times and failed, even now. Pity bump you stupid homosexual. No one is hate watching this trash.
LOL
LMAO EVEN!!
“If everyone is ugly, then Chad will frick me!”