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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >art colleges can't just fail people for immaterial reasons like "you suck and you have no creativity" any more
    >the only way art degrees can even justify their own existence is by pretending a bunch of rules exist and teaching them as inviolable to the crowd of morons who didn't want to get a degree in anything real
    >grade them on their ability to apply these rules to everything paint by numbers style (see calarts)
    >act surprised when this is the end result

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      when the first post in a thread is this good it gets archived with no more replies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pretending a bunch of rules exist and teaching them as inviolable to the crowd of morons who didn't want to get a degree in anything real
      What rules?
      Art colleges stopped teaching perspective, balance, color theory, composition, etc. and now they teach conceptual art and performances.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Youre taught perspective in k-12, it isn't complicated. If you don't know how itbwork by the time you're going to college you're a lost cause.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      when the first post in a thread is this good it gets archived with no more replies

      I think the point is to create a shared theme.

      Brits are so soulless it's hilarious. Unable or unwilling to understand the gravity of film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno where you're from, but that's not really true.
      You either have public institutions or private ones. Private ones absolutely are as you described, you don't even need a portfolio to enter, just rich parents.
      Public institutions require a portfolio and a pretty shitty selection process. I know of a local well known design school that rejects 90%+ of all applicants. Of the selected applicants, less than half actually get a degree. And of those, only a tiny fraction actually work in design.

      A lot of people working in design agencies don't even have a degree, they just have a portfolio the agency enjoys (or they have contacts in the agency).

      >pretending a bunch of rules exist and teaching them as inviolable to the crowd of morons who didn't want to get a degree in anything real
      What rules?
      Art colleges stopped teaching perspective, balance, color theory, composition, etc. and now they teach conceptual art and performances.

      It really sounds like this may be a cultural divide. Checking on the local art- and design schools, the initial courses are all: Typography, Visual communication basics, Advertisement, history of art.

      >t. acutally works in a design agency

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ummm actually impression and abstract artists deserve a livable wage too
        >smears shit and cum on a canvas

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the point is to create a shared theme.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      just because you can do something doesn't mean you should. the only thing all of these movies have in common is that they share the same box art design. nothing else

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm just saying your beef is more likely with the marketing department than the graphic designers.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          too much thinking for Cinemaphile contrarians

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the only thing all of these movies have in common is that they share the same box art design. nothing else
        I think these are all Warner Bros movies. Reminds me of the old posters for Full Metal Jacket and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. They had allot of white in them. Are these the actual cover or are they slipcases?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >allot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Checked
            Also yeah, im a europoor. Whats your excuse for being a whiny little b***h?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >300 has the same theme as The Wizard of Oz

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The point of the theme is to create the impression that all of these titles are "Classic" and "Modern Classic" films. The minimalist design lends itself to the idea that the core artistic value and integrity of the media held inside is far more explosively rich, intricate and astounding than any normal cover art could convey. It also allows them to sneak other, lesser, titles into the collection, give them the same treatment, and imply they are as valuable as the others (e.g. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory [2005])

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Willy Wonka (1971)
          Budget $3 million
          Box office $4 million

          Charlie atCF (2005)
          Budget $150 million
          Box office $475 million

          That flick was massive 20 years ago, it had Johnny Depp playing Michael Jackson, how could it not?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These sleeves were most likely all created as a promotional deal with the store. This is intentional. Walmart says hey we'll sell your dad's but we want them all uniform and a clear theme so it looks organized and connected.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being the poor shit heel tasked with crapping out cover art for however the frick many movies from op's picrel in the span of one afternoon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure they're thrilled to actually be making money

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was a shelf of mock-craft beers owned by one of the big breweries who can't help but to dip in that market with their fake product that obviously taste like shit like the rest of their product , they just copy theiraesthetic because they just can't help but to possess everything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This pic is like a decade old and Cinemaphile still thinks this ks what contemporary graphic design looks like lmao

    Why are conservatives always so laggard and embarrassing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you're saying a decade ago this happened and you'd like to try to bury history rather than confront how abysmal things have gotten. I think you may be part of the problem, not some conservative boogieman.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        is One Direction still lame to you?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >op is a conservative for complaining about bland conservative graphics design

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Walmart has a wall of shitty bluray movies with this style of box art. You can just admit that art has regressed. It won't kill you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are other shitty modernized covers for movies and books outside of this sure, but this is from a specific line Warner Bros made probably made by one guy in a day. Its not like its from a a bunch of different studios and they just happen to all look the same

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a European dvd distributor did you expect them to pay for the actual box art?

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT'S ON THE BOX?
    WHAT'S ON THE BOOOX?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I became a designer today

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Id watch it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where's the Architect seal of approval anon? See me after class.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s better than anything those CalArts gays come up with.
      I think this is way too good to even compare.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a torrent for this, I can't find it anywhere?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      saved

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >graphic design is my passion: Cinemaphile edition

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      an everyday horror

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail looks like a store's prepaid gift card section

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S what it looks like!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      THAT'S what it looks like!

      For me, these looked like gift cards.

      Please to be the redeeming of Goonies banchunk b***h, sirs

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically like this. My old DVD library looked like a fricking nightmare hodgepodge, every piece of shit would have some ridiculously shaped special version that wouldn't fit with the others.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember spotting these in HMV 4 years ago. Awful.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe a thread died for this
    What's that one reddit remark where they say joke went over your head?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a thread died for this
      It's funny when people say this, if it died it's because it was either a bad bait or something uninteresting

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay now I'm fricking mad.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    seems like those are sleeves for the "iconic moments" promo this store has?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Gremlins quote is an awful choice Why not "Never, ever feed him after midnight?"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        While I don't disagree with anything in that image what does it have to do with my post?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are powers conspiring to make film covers worse.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If anything what infuriates me the most are the quotes. I get they're to remind people of some "iconic" moment so they remember (if they watched it before) parts of the movie but it's such a lame way to convey what the movie's about.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AI must purge them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >REEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These are fricking abysmal, also the worst part is these dvds don't have any special features.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      worse.
      'offensive' scenes ie: potential wrong think are edited or missing.
      overdubbed voices everywhere and hard cuts and zoom and pans especially Gone with the Wind.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, they even took out the "throw the israelite down the well" from the bluray version of borat. Which is like literally the most iconic segment from the whole movie.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most graphic designers aren't allowed to do what they want in the first place, they're given pretty strict instructions. It's why a lot of them get depressed when they finish school and find jobs and realize they'll be making fricking flyers for big box stores and shit instead of anything even remotely creative.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the art wouldn't be that awful if it wasn't for that quote underneath..but probably a marketing thing.
    >consumer walking down the aisle
    >see box with quote they heard before
    >"oh thats where its from? I must watch it?"

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    From the thumbnail I thought these were condoms, I can't be the only one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, these looked like gift cards.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought they were coffee capsule boxes

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a modern graphic designer would think these are bad too

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the FMJ cover had the quote "hey baby, you got girlfriend vietnam?" on the cover I would buy it

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you buying DVDs in 2023?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mental illness?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey you guys

    Is that really a famous line from The Goonies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We used to make the severely moronic kid shout this in the middle of class so yes

      Crazy to think they used to just let these freaks into a regular classroom with non morons until one day they snapped and stabbed someone with a pair of scissors or tried to fight the 80 pound teacher and were never heard from again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they used to just let these freaks into a regular classroom with non morons
        He doesn't know...

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What ever happened to novel with beautiful fully painted covers? Is even that too expensive for the penny-pinching, creativity-hating modern MBAs?

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