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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he might be working but his dick isn’t

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was gonna say what did his wiener grow back like a lizard? I don’t think so.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starring in the new romcom, dickless in seattle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dude, Where's My Dick?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Status?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reattached.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully for "Mayor of Kingstown". They need to ditch the female lead (prostitute) though. I liked the nudity, but they're forcing her into storylines. Just kill off the stupid b***h.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the show good? I’ve got Black person fatigue and going by the premise the show seemed to be all about nogs and racism

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wiener status?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Penis play-by-play?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick Dictation?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No Country for Dickless Men

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't this guy almost blow his own brains out in front of his wife?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >picture taken above the belt

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every shot will be above the belt. Renner will become the new FDR.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saving Ryan's Privates

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does he pee? is the pee directly pumped from the kidneys?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is the pee directly pumped from the kidneys?
      He's not able to pee anymore. No balls.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a common misconception. Pee is thought to be stored in the balls, but it's actually stored in your dick. That's why it's called your "pee"nis.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          As a kid and even now, I always hated how “pee” was in the word penis. Should have been called the dickus or something.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well how the frick am I supposed to know, I'm not a peeologist

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i got my balls removed and i pee just fine

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he pees out his mouth now

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shaft situation?

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rod Rundown?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trailer looked good.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol nice

      >Dude, Where's My Dick?

      Full Metal Penis
      Dude, Where’s my dick

      Someone needs to do a poster for this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They re-attached his barrel ineptly.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lel’d

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staring in Moby NoDick

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full Metal Penis
    Dude, Where’s my dick

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Schlong prognosis?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's back, but his penis is back home in a jar.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rod report?

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's always been so weird looking. he's israeli right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he’s so israeli he was circumcised twice

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like he is filming new episodes of mayor of kinotown. Finally.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jokes on you guys. Jeremy now has a titanium penis that can sexually please everything from veganas to industrial freezers.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeremy now has a titanium penis
      No feeling. He might as well use a strap-on.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did his dick get blasted up into his face? What’s up with that?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The decapitation of my penis by the mechanical snowplower

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jeremy Renner doesn't need a penis to act.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jeremy Renner doesn't need a penis to act.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    stop telling people my dick got cut off holy shit

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    could they replace his missing dick with a huge BBC?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      a bionic billy club? i suppose that would work

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The older you get, the fewer things you really love, and by the time you get to my age, maybe it's only one or two things. With me, I think it's one.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Snow PLOUGH

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the song

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CUT MY DICK INTO PIECES
      I’VE PLOWED MY LAST RESORT
      MASTURBATION NO CREAMING
      DON’T GIVE A FRICK CUZ I LOST MY DICK SNEEDING

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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