Yeah...I'm thinking he's back

Yeah...I'm thinking he's back

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the Earthrocker King doing?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hes putting the final touches on the slam dunk lawsuit that will end MTV and put Knoxville and Jeff Tremaine out on the frickig STREET.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately the affidavit is written in Striggoi so the case was held up

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats just it. These lawyer fricks have had hundreds of years to pervert english into legalese. Laskian Striggoi has no such innate perversions. The truth will come out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fucm that Knoxville belongs in JAIL for what he did to my homie bam. What are the chances we get a punished johnny arc?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bam did way worse things to his 'friends' and dad, this is just him as always, shifting the blame

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    aww, cmon bam

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come on bam you know I gotta work in the morning

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jackflop losers are probably already scheming on how to frick him over again. They hate to see Bam winning.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does he ever have a couple sober up days or are the regrets of his past too heavy of a burden

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can probably only manage sober for a couple days without medical help at this point. The fricked thing about bad alcohol withdrawal is that the more times you try and quit cold turkey the harder quitting becomes. It damages your brain along with the alcohol abuse and it fricks up your impulse control something fierce. Someone like Bam needs to be in a dry environment and without access to his money or he'll relapse every time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jail or death?
        You can’t put an earthrocker in either hole.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But on the good side the more dependent on alco you get the bigger is the enjoyment of drinking. Him slaming down a cold one is like busting a fat nut for us mortals

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ah.. and there it is again, the laughter..

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When did Phil get all those tattoos?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    maybe he'll die soon

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greetings fellow earth rockers
    I hope they cast Bam in a Saw film
    >piss well
    >snake pit
    >beer tent

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When’s his court date? The judge ordered him to stand trial and not leave PA.
    What will he do next?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow… don vito returned

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      morelike methberg

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      im frickin lightheaded

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dunn had no passenger
      >you were the passenger
      So which one is it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raab Yourself

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick you I play an instrument

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 32 year old NEET and live with my parents
    How do avoid ending up like Bam?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bend the dick to the back of your ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      #1 don't drink
      #2 find education for something

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]
    Frick you I play an instrument

    you dont have to be a musician to be an earthrocker

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the only good threads on Cinemaphile besides druk threads. homosexual jannies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We are discussing Bams body of work as a movie star, producer, musician and professional skateboarder. Let’s get gay jannyboys.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me, it's Haggard
        the Tony Hawk cameo was kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Chris Watts threads

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn, I look like him 10 years younger

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really frick Opie's wife

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He flopped her

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bros i just had a lucid dream and Dunn spoke to me...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did he say?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > lying on an imageboard
    the dumbfrick won't even get a sticky when he dies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying they will be able to resist if I venmo them a dollar
      2 day sticky deal with it bonerboy

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that sharpie was in his pooper

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who /FLB/ here?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'M GONNA GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEEEED

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who /never idolised or emulated bam but still liked his antics and show anyway and is legitimately bummed out at the current state of his life even if its fun to laugh at due to the nature of karma and comeuppance from bad life decisions but is still hoping he pulls through in the end and we good a good final jackass with the full crew and a dunn subtitle/ here?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I was more of a Knoxville/Pontius guy, but its sad to see Bam in the gutter

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hey frickface bam is only in a gutter when he's doing a sick skate move
        so get your hat get the frick out of here with that horse you rode in on

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hippocrites

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah it's a bummer and steve-o is a homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I like all the jackass guys (even the lesser known like gooch, j2, or ryan gee). I think the people who hate him are the people who didn’t have friends in hs. Everybody had a guy like him in his friend group, kind of a bully, but also really funny.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bam and the CKY Crew were the ones from Jackass I liked the most. It's sad to see how things are but that's life.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All meming aside, how will a guy as far gone as bam ever function if he ever does get clean? I can’t see him going the same route as steve o or novak, because he just doesn’t have that kind of personality. He’s also not religious, or seems to have any normal hobbies

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2023
    >Still no Ryan Dunn Memorial Skatepark in Iceland
    Why Bam?

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you hear the call for the wasted and wounded?

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    unga

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