I wonder if they'd deal with the fact that normal humans really hated the little people in the movie and everyone really hated the little tiny people. Like none of the races got along with each other at all.
They'll make up some shit about how the perception of pecks and brownies changed after Madmartigan and Sorsha became king and queen, and now everyone's super duper chill with them now.
Instead, they'll have lots of patriarchy smashing current-year stuff coupled with non-midge white male bashing moments.
Imagine being in the sound crew, and dropping the boom mic and this midges head. Having a recording of the last moment of its life, the satisfying 'tonk!' sound followed by crystal clear audio of his last breath.
I loved Willow as a kid. We had it on DVD. I was watching it so often that my father forbade me from watching it again. Even as a kid I was a Romantic and I really liked the romance between Madmartigan and Sorsha. I love this kind of straight-forward, being head-over-heels in love with a woman. And back then it was also still socially acceptable for a woman to show vulnerability and be feminine, so I also really liked Sorsha's reaction to it.
Wonder if he's had to learn to walk with a waddle again to play Willow? His movement in the original Willow looked so stiff and painful at times and, I presume, after a lot of surgery over several decades since he's actually walking around roughly normally.
Yeah I’m thinking you’re a moron
fpbp
midge
looks like he's going fishing
I thought Pinochad used helicopters?
you fricked up dude, should have been a helicopter
What AI is this?
Also anyone have access to Dall-E 2.0?
Join the fun, gays.
What is this app called?
are you apple or andriod?
>middle left
kek
>Yeah I'm thinking kino is back on the menu
yeah looks like shrimp is too
only good part of the original was val kilmer and he is now unable to act at all so this movie is trash
I wonder if they'd deal with the fact that normal humans really hated the little people in the movie and everyone really hated the little tiny people. Like none of the races got along with each other at all.
They'll make up some shit about how the perception of pecks and brownies changed after Madmartigan and Sorsha became king and queen, and now everyone's super duper chill with them now.
Instead, they'll have lots of patriarchy smashing current-year stuff coupled with non-midge white male bashing moments.
*HELP THERE'S A PECK HERE WITH A BROOM HERE POINTING AT ME*
is he walking around a Warhammer Diorama?
I'm only interested if there's a shortstacked midge hottie in it. They can frick off otherwise.
Cute
S-Sauce ?
I was hoping she did porn, but alas, no. It was posted by a Russian on social media years ago. That's it, the one clip. Fricking tragedy.
just search midget porn anon ffs
I want to frick a dwarf woman so much, bros.
She's talking about Willy Wonka's factory
Warwick is based for calling out that homosexual dinklage
The Dink would win in a street fight
Dinky is a drug addled crackhead. Midge would just bite his dick off with his easy access.
so the midges are naked now? little boy pants are notoriously thick
?
>was he a little short with him
KFC Zinger Stacker burger for reference
Wow, I reckon I could almost eat him up.
>enough stew for 3 people I'd guess
based stacker enthusiast and midge hater
and i'm being too feeling and stuff but the KFC Zinger Stacker burger is perfect
but Ms. Fairfax, I'm scared
I cant wait to watch this so can seethe with rage and then send abusive DMs to any minorities in it.
Does kino rhyme with rhino or Reno? I've been saying it like rhino, I think that's better
kyno?
reno
well I bet you're a suave little gentleman anon my panties are wet
Is this from his Auschwitz documentary?
>mfw the wardrobe department just stripped GI Joe figures
I don't think they'll ever be able to top Willow in my heart.
Imagine being in the sound crew, and dropping the boom mic and this midges head. Having a recording of the last moment of its life, the satisfying 'tonk!' sound followed by crystal clear audio of his last breath.
Is selling custom ring tones still popular?
Imagine crushing dinklages head with your bare hands
>those little pockets 🙂
all of those are 2-weeks-after photos
I mean you could literally just boot Willow in the face
I loved Willow as a kid. We had it on DVD. I was watching it so often that my father forbade me from watching it again. Even as a kid I was a Romantic and I really liked the romance between Madmartigan and Sorsha. I love this kind of straight-forward, being head-over-heels in love with a woman. And back then it was also still socially acceptable for a woman to show vulnerability and be feminine, so I also really liked Sorsha's reaction to it.
homosexual
Wonder if he's had to learn to walk with a waddle again to play Willow? His movement in the original Willow looked so stiff and painful at times and, I presume, after a lot of surgery over several decades since he's actually walking around roughly normally.
Fricking midge
midge
Willow is just unlicensed knock off dollar store Walmart version of The Hobbit.
fricking midge