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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watch the 2nd half from time to time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone watches the titty and sinking scenes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the point if you don’t get any character development?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        oviously you think i'm a big sissy. and a poor leader

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf an actual woman on Cinemaphile?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always has been

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      But do you know the truth?

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cameron repeating the ismay slander on the telly the other day
    he just doesn't learn.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been at it for decades. Jim's never gonna stop.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There was a moron here yesterday who believed Jack and Rose and everything they did was based on a true story.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't be so harsh on yourself, anon. we all learn from our mistakes.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn't me, his only reason for thinking it was a true story was "women are prostitutes"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It wasn't me
          telltale sign it was you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >his only reason for thinking it was a true story was "women are prostitutes"

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No. The overlong sinking part isn't worth sitting through the painfully generic love story

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember the VHS release was split between two tapes so you could watch the second half without having to sit through the first.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        And the split was right after the sex car scene, if I recall correctly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And right after that is when the whole crash sequence gets going IIRC so it's kind of a perfect demarcation between the harlequin romance first half and disaster-thriller second half.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the split was right after the sex car scene, if I recall correctly.

            I remember the VHS release was split between two tapes so you could watch the second half without having to sit through the first.

            >boat splits in 2
            >movie split on 2 tapes
            bravo, cameron

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          And right after that is when the whole crash sequence gets going IIRC so it's kind of a perfect demarcation between the harlequin romance first half and disaster-thriller second half.

          I though it switched right after the collision

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it's worth.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nude scene gave me my first ever boner

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I avoided it for years because it was seen as a movie for teenager girls, some I knew who went to theaters 4+ times to see it.. I finally secretly rented it from blockbuster. I loved it.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Recently just watched it again (because of the missing sub) expecting to hate it, hadn’t watch it since I was a little kid and they showed it on tv. Not only I loved it but it made me cry like 3 times.
      I love Aliens but this is Camerons opus.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it made me cry like 3 times.
        Old couple in bed with the ship sinking?
        Gentlemen it's been a pleasure?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that while montage with the sad music is rough, and the chaos with the guy killing himself
          Also, when Rose leaped back into the ship from the boat to be with Jack, yes, I’m a fricking homosexual

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >yes, I’m a fricking homosexual
            everyone here has a movie that does this to them, don't worry.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I finally secretly rented it from blockbuster
      coward

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of Mr. Plinkett's best reviews: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHiceVim9Wg

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. He points out that the film is a technical masterpiece whose only fault is a terrible script and terrible performances from the two leads.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still maintain that the back half is a masterfully crafted, legitimately exciting disaster/action movie on its own. I'm not going to be a cynical c**t and say there should never have been a sappy romance at the heart of it all, but if that part had been more smartly handled the whole movie would've been far more cohesive and watchable. Cameron is a very poor dramatic writer when he does it alone, but someone else could've made it work.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is good, I was into it the whole time

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    help me i am under the water

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are now aware Rose and Jack were “““““““in love”””””” for only 4 days.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when 400mil was considered a lot, lol

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It still is if you don't waste $400 million on shitty cgi. Men in Black cost $90 million to make. Lost World cost $73 million.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think what kept it going were women that went to the theathers many times to rewatch it, I remember the news saying that
      it was quite the phenomenon

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Avatar was basically a repeat of this phenomenon but with male nerds

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everybody was seeing it multiple times. I saw it in theaters twice and I way an 8 year old boy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember people going apeshit when the LOTRs almost broke 400

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'd still rather watch Batman And Robin over anything there.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching right now too, first time in probably 20 years. they're boarding now

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer the German original

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes this a Kino Video?
      Do they blame the perfidious Anglo?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sinking is kino, rest is girly trash.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone want to have a watch party stream thing?
    No I'm not going to set it up, just enjoy the fruits of someone else's labour.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds fun af
      What website is good for that?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ROBERT, FIRE UP THE KINOPLEX. IT IS FRIDAY AFTER ALL.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds fun af
      What website is good for that?

      I'm in

      ROBERT, FIRE UP THE KINOPLEX. IT IS FRIDAY AFTER ALL.

      MAKE IT HAPPEN YOU homosexualS

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Robert, please come home.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Interesting. The girl slipped so suddenly but you had time to remove your jacket and shoes.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    best part of the film. played exactly perfectly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        new money

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fat people are unsinkable

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um, yeah, she was a little someone called THE UNSINKABLE MOLLY BROWN!

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was no different than any soap opera i've seen other than the brief flash of ONE titty
    if she showed both breasts at the same time, would that have increased the rating?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have sex

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    My cousin went and watched it 3 or 4 times, she got this Titanic poster with Leo and Kate hugging, and she took a pair of scissors and cut Kate's face out and just kept Leo. Also we had to book tickets like 10 days in advance cause everything was packed.
    I remember turning around and watching people crying when Kate realizes Leo is dead tells him never let go and he sinks into the Abyss.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me, there’s evidently some scuttlebutt about a missing sub and the titanic? Anyone else hear about this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      dunno what you're on about lad, no such event took place earlier this week

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I most remember about this movie as a child is not the movie itself but the 30 sec bunny version kek
    http://www.angryalien.com/0604/titanicbunnies.html

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of the survivors mention an iceberg anywhere in their accounts. They do mention the ship sinking because of an explosion though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      no passenger would have seen the iceberg or heard it properly, so inside it probably did sound like a bomb. it's the same with car mufflers sounding like glocks.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They struck the iceberg at night when most passengers would've been asleep, the ship then traveled for several miles before stopping so it would've been out of sight given there was no moonlight that night

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could the Capitain have pulled a u-ey and let the passengers off on the iceberg, or sailed toward or in front of the California?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no
          -50,000 social credit score for asking a dumb question

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so fricking good.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imdb rating 7.9 heading to 8

    damn, I remember it like 10 years ago being at 7.4 or something.

    James Cameron, he does it again.

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    only midwits hated it when it came out

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      avatar is still crap though

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      people pretended to hate it in the early 00s, because it was cool to hate it, it was so popular.

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I came here for submarine jokes not discussion about the actual movie. Forget this. Hopefully there's an Oz thread on the go.

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now James Cameron can make a sequel..

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you guys old

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spoilers!

    Now I know what happens why watch it?

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