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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "I just killed a Balrog...with my FREAKING MIND!"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We kill Balrogs now?
      We kill Balrogs now!
      Ain't nothin can stop us! Ain't nothing can bring us down!
      >Gets grabbed by the falling Balrog's whip

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The bridge looks so fricking goofy. Then there's Gandalf just standing there and it looks digitally ass. Whew, these movies did NOT age well.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the hell is that stance

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >LoOk HoW heS sTanDiNg
        nothing will ever appease you gays.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, it's a dumb shot. It's jarring to look at upon rewatch.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        "gay man crying because he didn't get into acting for this"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looked fine on my tv.
      but then again, im not making screengrabs just to shitpost on Cinemaphile

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lotr are the best god damn movies ever to exist

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Irrelevant, sound makes it real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >20 year old movie looks better than a billion dollar show produced by Amazon last year
      Why is everything turning to shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You know ~~*why*~~

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No, I don't.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm moreso questioning the structure's integrity. How does it not just collapse on itself? That's a ton of heavy stone and there's nothing actually supporting its weight.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        don't you EVER dare question the engineering or architecture of the dwarfs you manling fricking shit

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        1. Arches
        2. Magic
        3. It kinda did

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >he didn't read Tolkien's letter describing the long dwarven history of pre-tension concrete form bridge construction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      looks better than your collapsed neovegana

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Reminds me of a 90's pc game or fantasy series, peak soul.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fellowship fricking revolutionized CGI in film. Name ONE movie in the last 20 years that has a better CGI shot than shit. Sure Gandalf looks a little displayed on the greenscreen but every other part is fricking perfect.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe some of the Davy Jones stuff from Pirates of the Caribbean

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Which was simply a continution of Gollum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and this is a 300 million dollar budget movie from 2017.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Go back to the shadow!

    this is middle-earthspeak for go to hell
    and i love this scene

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because it had frickhueg demons fighting wizards casting magic spells
        why not?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Go back to the shadow!

          this is middle-earthspeak for go to hell
          and i love this scene

          Moria is my favorite part of Lord of the Rings. I love every part of it. The mystery and fear of going there, then the resignation about it being the only way. The spooky walk through long dark tunnels for days and days. And the Balrog showing up, Gandalf revealing his powers and eventually falling was an epic climax. Plus Gandalf fighting the Balrog made the Two Towers opening the best of any movie I'd seen at the time. Most of the battles and events after and to the end of the story never reached that same sheer awe factor again.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            don't listen to this contrarian zoomer homosexual that worships anime and capeshit if he can't appreciate lotr like it's not even in question shit's a fricking masterpiece especially the first movie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It has the best music too.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the LOTR film trilogy was proto-capeshit

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              SOVL

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >proto-capeshit
              Black person capeshit was already a thing you fricking idiot.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Rohirrim horses are fricking gigachads in the book too. They smash through a wall of one hundred thousand orcs and nearly route the army until the Mumakil show up as unexpected reinforcements.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I was kind of disappointed they didn't show off Shadofax more. It would have been kino to see a Mearas in action.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              only the two letter movies the first one will always be kino

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Easily my favorite scene. "I'm going to die, but frick this fire Black person in the meantime."

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The spooky walk through long dark tunnels for days and days.
            Never really felt like that in the movie. An hour, tops.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              sadly this is true, they could've made it better
              the game The Third Age kinda fixed it
              but i still afree with

              [...]
              Moria is my favorite part of Lord of the Rings. I love every part of it. The mystery and fear of going there, then the resignation about it being the only way. The spooky walk through long dark tunnels for days and days. And the Balrog showing up, Gandalf revealing his powers and eventually falling was an epic climax. Plus Gandalf fighting the Balrog made the Two Towers opening the best of any movie I'd seen at the time. Most of the battles and events after and to the end of the story never reached that same sheer awe factor again.

              >i have the high ground

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >The spooky walk through long dark tunnels for days and days.
                Never really felt like that in the movie. An hour, tops.

                Right after the entrance closes and they start walking, Gandalf does say that it's a four day journey to the other side

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think in the book they were only there for just over a day.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this looked so stupid even as a kid

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, it didn't. It looked fantastic. I doubt anyone would be impressed by your own portrayal of angelic, demigods doing battle with superhuman abilities

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Condolences on having such shit taste

                if you arent netflix shills then u r moronic

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Is netflix in the room with us right now, moron?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Condolences on having such shit taste

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Lotr is a pagan work

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >J.R.R. Tolkien
        >Pagan
        wut

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cinemaphile always has the worst takes when it comes to LOTR, doesn't it?
        Even Cinemaphile doesn't have stupid-as-shit takes when it comes to this children fantasy novel.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Occasionally the lorejaks of Cinemaphile come out and post the goooood shit but honestly i think rings of power general trannies have driven away the good discussion. As im a terminally online homohomosexual and I dont' see as many good lotr threads as I used to. There is always going to be someone shitposting though. I don't think it indicates some larger trend.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Relevant

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Say what you want about Bakshi's LotR, but John Hurt did a great job as Aragorn.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >t. a Moslem's smelly left hand

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just lower your standards and enjoy le heckin movie!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nah just show me something that meets your standards so I know you're not being disingenuous

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, I won't watch Rings of Power.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro your standards are so high post your recs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He should follow the curvature of the bridge

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT BRO'S EARLY 2000'S CGI ISN'T THAT GOOD

    FRICK IMAGINE MY SHOCK!!!????

    lucky the story is based and that's all that matters and it's not some piece of shit marvel movie from disney

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the story is based and that's all that matters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        are you saying that the story of the lord of the rings is bad? why make a thread about cgi then and instead say hey this story sucks why do you gays like it?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's Ted Nasmith

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Best one I would say

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Looks great, but don't the goblins scatter before the Balrog shows up?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think they got out of the Balrog's way but were still hanging around and launching arrows across

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Boromir not the last to flee
          non-canon

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I like demonic Balrog, it fits their characterization of being essentially fallen angels

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My boy Sam dgaf

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          My boy Sam dgaf

          > Frick the wizard, I got a ringbearer to protect.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Artist?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Flame of Udûn, Manuel Castañón

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          KINO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          this is how i always pictured the balrogs not the bestial verson everyone has adopted since the movies

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yah, reading the books as a kid I always imagined a more human form considering they're supposed to be the opposite to Gandalf as fallen Maiar

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kino

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's moronic, Moria has been abandoned for centuries and invaded to the brim with goblins and whatnot, why would it be so clean and shiny? No sign of deterioration at all.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I always liked the shininess of Moria, even if it doesn't really make sense. It gives off that idea, that dwarves were the masters of architecture and engineering.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Balrog is human sized.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Gandalf pulled out a fricking lightsaber and slew the beast

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There swords glow around orcs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, Barlog looked like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >AYO WHERE DEM GIBS AT

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Balnog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well now we know what the Bakshi version drew from.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      some homosexual here on Cinemaphile drew this, true nightmare fuel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >HOLY DIVAH

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Terrible and terrifying at the same time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The last old white racist in detroit defending his lawn from nogs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Balrog is just la mona gimenez

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Average Brazilian

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    JFC wizards use staves and stuff, not swords. Can't these hollyfricks do anything right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf literally fought with a sword in Moria.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's dumb, wizards don't get prof with martial weapons like swords unless they're like high elves, and even then he'd be better just spamming cantrips
        christ, how can anyone like this inaccurate garbage?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          how can it be inaccurate if it's fiction

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like someone didn't read the books

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >books get wrong what a wizard can do
        >read the books!!11

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          D&D homosexual seething

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >not duel wielding both
      sub-optimal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      says who homosexual
      spellblade wizards are best wizards not some gay stick

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So uhh, do you think the dwarves and orcs shit off the side of their levels and let it fall down into that lake below? Did Gandalf and the Balrog fall into poop water?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus Christ is that rangs of powa.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        IMAGINE

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kek what is this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Descent.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's sad when someone posts his own screencapped post.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          whatever, look at the replies it got

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      easily the best like. I don't even know how to describe it. If it didn't sound disingenuous I'd say epic. It makes me mark out. It makes me want to rewind and watch the scene again. It makes me want to pause the movie get up and pace around my room imagining scenes for my own book i'll never write or fantasize about fighting a giant flaming beast as a holy warrior.

      Its just so good. A falling meteor into a black cthonic lake. Gandalf can't even be seen but you know he's there driving his sword into the balrog as they twist around wreathed in flame. There is obviously way more emotional and plotwise hyped up scenes than this. But this scene alone gets me making basedjack faces. Other scenes give me goosebumps or make me tear up. But this scene has me whooping and slapping the ground with my palms like an ape.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Biblical is the word you are looking for, especially when accompanied by the choir chants in the film.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't Johannesburg anon, orcs have higher standards than this.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Durin's off to go chill in his tower again and it takes him weeks to get up there and back

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick is wrong with dwarves

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        manlet rage and created by the literal good of autism

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf pursued and fought with the Balrog all the way from the Abyss, through miles and miles of pitch black tunnels to the foot of the endless stair, then chased him all the way up to finally defeat him at the top of Durin's Tower. Quite the battle.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ted Nasmith - Moria Gate (2021)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Ted Nasmith - Password Into Moria (1996)

        How did no one at all think to mention that there is a giant squid monster defending that door? Elrond? Any of the other Elves that surely used that entrance at some point? Any of the Dwarves? They knew there was only two paths, over the mountain or through Moria.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >How did no one at all think to mention that there is a giant squid monster defending that door?
          because the last time anyone had news of Moria was 20+ years before the story?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            didn't they just recently send a Dwarf expedition to investigate Moria and see about re-establishing a colony? Surely they'd have sent some word before they got wiped out

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              "recently" is 20 years ago

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              They used the main gate not the side entrance.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Specifically, that side entrance was intended for visiting elves from Eregion, hence the elvish writing and password. Once Eregion was destroyed, it fell into disuse.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            how is that possible? do they not trade? do they not have travelling merchants or craftsmen visiting? do they not have diplomatic relations with any other place in the world? what do they even eat there?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              they are isolationist and don't give a shit about the outside world. I don't know what they eat.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gandalf knew; yet him and others still defied the beast

          what an absolute madman

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            none of them knew, in fact Gandalf got lost because he was looking for a river and finally Gimli noticed the river is gone because it's been dammed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Ted Nasmith - Password Into Moria (1996)

        always makes me sad to see an artist over the hill

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, he did the right thing getting rid of the Fantasia hat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Ted Nasmith - Password Into Moria (1996)

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Here's your 2023 100 million dollar super hero movie, xir

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's some shitty cgi

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think I finally get it:
    Noldor - Germans.
    Feanor - Hitler
    Morgoth - International israelitery
    Valar - Israelites

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      saruman hands typed it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lord of the rings is the original virgin nerd interest. it even predates dungeons and dragons which has replaced it as the "go to" call that kid a fricking virgin

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this looks AI generated, but the hands are fine. anyone got it in better resolution (Yandex not helping)?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://imgur.com/gallery/LxCRr/
        >I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin on the mountainside
        The Artwork of Donato Giancola

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice, reminds me of Blake's dragon paintings

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          stupid sexy Gollum. Frodo looks here like that one really short porn dude who's always filming with large women

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, the close-ups looked good, but the wide shots of Gandalf standing on the bridge are really bad. Still, for early 00's CGI it could have been worse.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      could of been better to

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >sudden surge in people trying to attack the original movies
    Really makes one think.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gandalf the dumdum

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Stumble upon images of ROP Wargs for the first time.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >evil guy is Sauron
    >evil guy's buddy is Sauronman
    Tolking was a hack

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >court traitor is called Grimy Slimesoul
      how did he do it

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Dwarves at the Council of Elrond in Rivendell had all just come from the Lonely Mountain to the East. They had to go through the mountain range at some point to get to Rivendell. You'd think they'd be able to tell the Fellowship a safe path nearby instead of sending them South within range of Isengard and attempting to go over the mountains with very little necessary equipment?

    They also went to Rivendell seeking information on Balin in Moria, which also seems pretty silly since the Elves have nothing to do with it and it's on the wrong side of the mountains.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You’re forgetting the mountain pass that Thorin’s company took, being more north up the range. Since they came directly from Erebor, it would be a waste of time detouring to a passage more south, particularly if it takes you right pass Lorien.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >You'd think they'd be able to tell the Fellowship a safe path nearby instead of sending them South
      presumably the dwarf envoys used the High pass which would likely be snowed under by the time the Fellowship departed (around two months after the council met). So they go south to try Caradhras and usually it would be fine except it's en evil fricking mountain and it wouldn't let them pass

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the High pass was too likely to be infested with orcs. The dwarves mention that the Beornings barely keep it open and demand a high toll

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Whats to the right of Rhun?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        terra incognita except "easterlings" and the place where the elves awoke and where humans came from

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >place where the elves awoke and where humans came from
          and they didnt make a map of that area? dumb

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            why would they? They were both fleeing west as fast as possible

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >place where the elves awoke and where humans came from
              and they didnt make a map of that area? dumb

              Yep, none of the Elves, Dwarves, or men in the story had any reason to venture East past Rhun. And the people that did come from the East and the South were mysterious to them and wildly different culturally. Plus most of them already under the sway of Sauron. The only people in the story that went that far East were the Blue Wizards and their story wasn't really fleshed out by Tolkien except that they likely also have lost their way.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lol lotrgays always dumping on other franchise hiccups finally getting a taste of their own frickery

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t do that on your own?

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >take a still shot of CGI from almost 25 years ago
    >LOOK HOW BAD THIS IS
    >btw please watch Rings of Power 🙂

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A rip off of the defence of Verdun
    >you shall not pass
    ils ne passeront pas

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fourty-three

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    will we live long enough to see such kino again?

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >millions must burn
    someone make denethor doreen pls I'm phonegaygin

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm coming mister Frodo prepare your ass AND mouth RRAAAR AAAARRRRH

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The tv series will never be this good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      God damn this whole sequence is fricking incredible.
      Truly next level shit, I know my kids will watch this in like 10 years and love it

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was made for the DVD era, 480p TVs.

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The choir after Gandalf’s fall has haunted me to this day.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

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