Y'ever throw a trolley chin b? Took me till i was 23 to realize its prinounced giraffes instetta daraffes b, and I'm college egucated n everything, no one ever corregted me. Reminds me of that one fighter who was a protojuay of Tito, buh buh buh beast of a guy, never meddum. But that whole ufc man it’s kinda lige a stew, a fighter stew, Fertittas are the meat and potatoes, and Dana he’s the meat in there don’t get me wrong he’s definitely part of the delicious sauce bapi, the delicious soup, but Fertittas are the meat man they’re the nuts and potatoes. Then the epicdemic hits b and boom, no ufc, no fights and it gets peachy. Those paper views are fire to the fuel for ufc b it’s how they make money.. anyways, walg me to my trug peach? Wife and I are headin to Sahara Nevada this weekend so should be dicey b, imma come all in that city like a shark whites nose DICEY DICEY.
what race is that?
>no one:
>absolutely nobody:
>still nobody:
>not a single soul:
>literally no one:
>not even big chungus:
>anon: what race is that?
kys
Well, what race is it?
Unironically a bong
New fren, you are insufferable.
israeli and other and other random mystery meat
El Atrocidad.
his mma nickname was the hybrid
BIG BROWN
He's the same kind of swarthy angloid hobbit creature as Louis Theroux and Rowan Atkinson. Only difference was he Americanized, so he sought to be muscular instead of achieving at the very least middling intelligence, then later became very fat. A bit of Italian in his system augmented a few features, but if you look closely you can see some of the typical beady-eyed anglo features.
Mexican I believe.
Both of you have a nice day immediately
Who's b?
You're MY b, b.
You remember when Joe Rogan told him he sucked at fighting and should retire? Why did he do that?
because he did suck
he was pretty much getting knocked the frick out every fight he was doing. it actually was a service rogan did the moron intervention and even filmed it.
hes good at podcasting and business. sucks that everyone has a hateboner for him.
Why his ears look like dat
Because he decided to fight other grown man babies instead of actually doing something with his life and that’s what happens to your ears when you fill them with scar tissue from fighting
He actually cut it with a knife to make himself look tough. Not even fricking jok8ng
This is actually not even remotely true. It's called cauliflower ear and people get it from having the cartilage in their ears being fricked up repeatedly, this usually happens naturally when doing stuff like fighting sports like UFC and boxing.
Despite being a temporary UFC fighter, brendan's ears are actually fake. He did it to himself. He wanted to give himself cauliflower ear because he thought it would make him look tougher and more proven. He unironically took a pair of pliers, used a phone book for support, and just went to town on his ears with pliers repeatedly until they developed cauliflower ear.
He's so fricking moronic.
Imagine giving this much of a shit about someone that would do this to themselves to know all this.
He literally admitted it and explained it in a video clip dumbass. Why are you acting like i'm digging through deep information or something?
He had Broccoli ears from fighting and drained them. He had absolutly no reason to get them, but its a testiment that the got beaten up all his life. Would explain his mental moronation
the CRAFT
Cinemaphile is a pro Brendan board. Go back.
t. BGL
Imagine calling your speshul "Gringo Papi" when you look more Messican than your wife
>chyna get summer dat lick wid deaf munney, b
Brenden would HEEM everyone of you limp wristed homosexuals itt.
He wouldn't be able to stop my takedowns
Still doesn't change the fact that he is a moron that can't string a sentence together.
Let's have a quick recap:
>tall, dark, and handsome
>successful high school athlete
>could have played in the NFL but decided his passion for MMA was too great
>top tier MMA fighter, knocked out the GOAT heavyweight Cro Cop
>successful podcaster and comedian, worth millions
>hot wife and many side pieces
>saved several children from a fiery car crash, national hero
What the frick have you done b***h?
He failed NFL. He failed MMA. Crocop was way past it and he took till the third to finish him.
You havent sniffed the NFL and you havent sniffed professional MMA. And you havent sniffed a female.
Look at his NFL stats.
he didn’t sniff football in college either, look up his stats at Colorado
Yet he is still infinitely better at the sport than you
cte and diabetes sound like fun
He's mediocre at everything he's done and will only be remembered as a lolcow. The only thing i'm envious of is the money he makes.
I'm more jealous of someone like Shane Gillis who was a failed division one football player who became the best comedian of the current generation. Of all the interchangeable moron frickboys I could be jealous of, Brendan is very far down the list.
>a fat frick is is the best comedian of the current generation simply because he voted for Trump
Pathetic tbqh
Frick off, why would you say that? Why would you even say that you fricking butthole, that was so uncalled for.
Fricking have a nice day shane. Make sure to buy extra strength rope you fat fricking moron
Not as much as you do.
pretty sure he didnt vote
For sure dont be such a cheeto-fingered heidar b
>Could have played for the NFL
lol his college stats say otherwise
>knocked out CroCop
CroCop was way too old and washed out by the time he fought Schaub
>successful podcaster worth millions
Mostly debt and his business is basically just a laundering front for his dad's "business". You can look up the business registry, he just renamed his dad's business but its essentially the same (because the business founding date is decades before podcasting even began). His dad is still cooking the books.
is this a heem thread?
This is by far the gayest thing I've seen in my life.
nothing wrong with enjoying hawlgs b
>This is by far the gayest thing I've seen in my life.
Oh I think you'd be surprised
you should watch TFATK
Post the second part
Brendan Schaub lost to "Big Country" Roy Nelson
bros i miss bryan callen
/heem/ runs Cinemaphile
and Lisabeast runs heem.
>lal(isa man)oban
Tony won.
Champ Shit Only.
Talmbout gobbogool b? REDACTED
B u ken fugg mah air hole b
One time a kid in my English class had to read from the book for everyone and he didn’t recognize the word tarantula so he read it as “the elusive desert TARE-IN-TOOLA” so we all made fun of him for being a moron.
This guy should be an inspiration. If he can make it, anyone can. Anyone on earth.
Yeah, you just need connections. Schaub lucked out very hard with rogan who handed him his current 'career'.
Watching this low IQ mutt get brutally heemed into the shadow realm will never get old.