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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRY gayBURGER FATASS

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, I'm having this tuna sandwhich, and I actually love the tuna here, want a bite?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit nobody likes the tuna here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta try it man it's the best tuna I ever had, also what's up with the girl at the counter?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is he sandwich crazy?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah b he ain't here for the sandwiches

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wuzzap

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hey man he was in my face

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't do it. there's no tuna in it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bets a jetta against an s2000
      least delusional ricer

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bets a jetta against an s2k with "one hundred grand under the hood"
        homie really thought his wimpy NOS system could beat a car that was probably pushing 600 horsepower on low boost

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >revs s2000
          >subaru sound
          Also early 2000 turbos weren't as good, he would make 600hp only if it spools at like 6k revs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what phenotype is this?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The "I paint my nails" white man phenotype

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The should be going to mit or something phenotype

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BULLSHIT butthole

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you really get a double cheese plus fries for $2.95 back then?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hell yes, homosexual

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes you could. Double cheese burger with fries was $2.18

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The $6 burger at Carl's Jr. was only $3.99.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait until you find out what the minimum wage was at that time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie I remember seeing gas as low as 89 cents pre-9/11

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. With fries is probably a bit higher but you could easily buy a good burger for under $3. I remember back in 2001 my Dad used to spend $100/week on groceries to feed our family of four. He was making $30/hr at the time working as a plumber so two days of work fed our whole family for a month. I was a different time and I fricking hate that we left it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop right now don't keep digging. You don't want to demoralize yourself like that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. And you could super size it for $0.25, which would be double the large.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      stop looking back GOY. everything is better now GOY. don't you like it when you go to the store and you're about the only white in the whole establishment GOY? this is all better now it was all unsustainable and sickening before GOY

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >movie actually used butt rock at tense moments
    simpler times

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WATCH YOUR BACK

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      WAAAAAAASSSSHHH YOOOOOO

      BAAAAACK
      WASH YO WASH YO BACK WASH YO BACK

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did she put in that sandwhich?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to me Jesse, this ain't workin brother

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's your fuel map it's got a nasty hole

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warning!!!
    >Danger to Manifold

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT UP

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU EMBARRASS ME

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Granny-shifting not double clutching like you should

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Almost had ME?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Street's closed pizza-boy

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    JESSE WE NEED TO BUILD

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I like to eat Mia's pussy here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did Vince imply Mia had STDs?

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tran did nothing wrong

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is nos really a magic "go faster" button

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you just slap a tank in your car and press the red button and it increases your speed by 33%

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It kind of is, but nobody actually uses it with a button, even though it is possible

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            huh a fair bit of people use a button, esp carb users.

            Is nos really a magic "go faster" button

            Yeah it's the cheapest way to go quick, all you do is have a nozzle for the n2o and one for more gas and send it to the moon.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >esp carb users.
              Sounds american, not familiar with that, but i guess that makes sense since they can't really map it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty much.
          But anyone with an actual turbo setup is going to be limited with what the engine/transmission can handle. Nos is mostly useless on turbocharged systems, aside from niche drag racing cases like getting up on launch control while the trans brake is on.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Nos is mostly useless on turbocharged systems
            What is spool

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's the niche reason i mentioned.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Point Break not sue them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't fire the gun up in the air and go ah

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no I've never fired a gun in the air and gone ah

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no I've never fired a gun in the air and gone ah

        kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hello yes?
      >this is Point Break the movie
      >I would like to sue you

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if they went to the beach they were calling the lawyers that's why they go to a desert to race

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just was watching this WHAT THE FRICK FAMILIA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the day Familia had soul.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is FBI CAME INTO MY HOUSE in that familia photo?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I NEVER NARC'D ON NOBODY

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        why hasnt Johnny Tran come back yet?
        I want a Blofeld reveal "Im the author of all your pain, Dom"

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick happened

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally paul walkers death. vin dizzle is just a fitter version of bam. bam lost ryan and never got over it, vinny lost paul and never got over it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They ran out of tuna

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They stopped casting Hector in FF movies, and it was all downhill from there.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Film vs Digital

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be creative with lighting when shooting on film otherwise you won't be able to see jack shit. Digit and it's auto adjusting crap means you don't need to bother with dynamic lighting.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It pains me to realize that the world depicted in early 2000's movies is gone.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TORETTO!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HE WAS IN MY FACE

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like his haircut

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WATCH YO WATCH YO WATCH YO BACK!

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I act like Brian O'Conner, will minorities like me more?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you mean brian earl spilner?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a cereal killer

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    HEYO!

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i said forget about it cuh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pockets not empty, cuh

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    More than you can afford pal
    FERRARI

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smoke him

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tuna no crust
    I have NEVER seen anyone but americans remove crust from bread, what's up with that?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    does any of the squeals have any classic lines besides la familia?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i said forget about it cuh

      EJECTO SEATO

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    can someone explain to me why Dom needed to be a career criminal to support his family? I mean he owned a sandwhich shop, a garage, and a house in LA. dude was already clearly a multi millionaire.

    it's the same ole trope that screenwriters all get wrong about how the criminal underworld works. crime is a means to an end not a hobby.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he owned a sandwhich shop
      Their tuna sucked
      >a garage
      Without a single client
      >a house in LA
      Don't think that produces income

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the house
        can be sold for literal millions. move somewhere the cost of living is low and enjoy retirement
        >garage
        it would stand to reason he was a good mechanic and the business was successful. everyone wanted his parts and what he had to offer so yea. im sure it was busy
        >sandwich shop
        did seem a bit dead but you can't just own business property in LA and not be profitable so either it was a front for something else or it did in fact make enough money to exist.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it was a front for something else
          Well, do I have news for you, they were actually criminals

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they stole TV's and DVD players from moving walmart trucks. they weren't even moving powder or runnin guns or anything major. literally petty thieves. doubt the sandwich shop would have been a front to sell stolen dvd players.

            try again.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It would be fine to launder money

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sandwhich shop is a decent place to launder the money through.
            >mostly cash business
            Garage too
            >have the perfect place to work on your own cars while also laundering money though it
            >all of the parts you buy can be tax write-offs.

            they stole TV's and DVD players from moving walmart trucks. they weren't even moving powder or runnin guns or anything major. literally petty thieves. doubt the sandwich shop would have been a front to sell stolen dvd players.

            try again.

            DVD players, at the time when F&F was being filmed, were like 500$ each. A truckload full of them could easily be 6 figures, even with fencing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the characters in the sequels were also doing pretty alright through legit means. Tej had his massive garage. The other homie was the star of the local derby.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      fronts anon, the shop and garage are called fronts.

      now, what i wanna know is, why the frick did this series go from street racing to cars in space? i only saw the first two.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Third one is still entirely street racing oriented. You'd probably like it too.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't Tokyo Drift the one that's somehow the last movie chronologically, but it looks extremely dated now

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not exactly. I think it's supposed to come after 5 or 6 or something.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's way less ridiculous which makes it worse

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ill check it out but that still doesnt answer how they ended up on the fricking moon (or whatever)
          do they get hired by the government for a new kooky mission in each movie or something?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They started doing big stunts around 4 or 5 and then just kept going bigger with them

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          isn't Tokyo Drift the one that's somehow the last movie chronologically, but it looks extremely dated now

          Whatchu mean dorritorift?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's literally a popular chain in America called fatburger

    wtf, what made them think this was a good idea? How does it not have a negative impact on sales?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone called nerds homosexuals back then bro
      you literally had to be there

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice reading comprehension fatty

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          reading is for homosexuals, homosexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the calling people a homosexual market used to be 90% of everyone homosexual

            Learn to read next time you dumb chink.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the calling people a homosexual market used to be 90% of everyone homosexual

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        are you an ESL or just fricking braindead?

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name further franchise entries
    The fast guy's eleven

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Twelve fast and furious men

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did the writers mean by this?

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    my neighbour loved this movie used to play it really loud at least once a week
    sadly they found him dead on his lounge, he died in his sleep after drinking
    but really cool movie he had taste

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was he drinking Coronas?

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fast and furious with 50 cent instead of ja rule
    Kino or no?

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw a really cool bumper sticker the other day with a single, centimeter black line that indicated a supra (outline), with the words "TUNA, NO CRUST" next to it

    took me a second to process the reference, even my boomer manager boss got the reference, was pretty slick ngl

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOS
    That's the moment they became The Fast and The Furious

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need NOS... I need NOS!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen you drive, you have a heavy foot, you're gonna blow yourself up

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    RACE WARS

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHE MIGHT TELL THE ITALIANS

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >10 second car
    >races take at least a minute of screen time
    More like slow and furious

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did Brian know what kind of sandwich to get? Maybe Vince wouldn't sperg out if he got ham and cheese? That would break the whole chain of events

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD PAL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      smoke 'em

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T PAY FOR MY OWN SHRIMP

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >granny-shifting
      Does that mean he is actually a grandma-shapeshifter?

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  48. 9 months ago
    beer

    HE'S A COP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's the spoon engines that got me acting freaky

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pulling up to a race in a jetta has to be the equivalent of bringing a knife to a gunfight

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    FATBURGER

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYO CRACKA

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