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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the guys voice and the way his hair flies behind him never fail to make me laugh. although, I don't know why

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because wiggers trying to be tough is always comical, especially when they get slotted by a cartel sociopath

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gunshots echo loudly in the alley
      >No one hears or does anything

      You may only post in this topic if you have a USP 45.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's hilarious

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Used to have one, sold it and a Glock 17 to buy a rifle before my state’s Assault Weapons Ban went into effect. Will hopefully buy another one soon.
        >bullets are in the mag backwards
        Based Glock meme.

        >13 shots exactly per mag

        Bueno.

        12, actually.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gunshots echo loudly in the alley
    >No one hears or does anything

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's never been in an American city

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the hustle and bustle of the big city anon. It's magical!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No one hears or does anything

      Who moron and do what exactly?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who moron
        You
        >And do what exactly?
        Euthanise your moronic ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's gunshots almost nightly across the highway in my neighborhood and I live in supposedly what is supposed to be one if the best suburbs of the DFW area

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a track meet in dfw once and when we got to the hotel to check in a cop drove by and told us all to not go out after the sunset. Yes we heard gunshots.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oak Cliff?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's a "nice" suburb on lake ray Hubbard that is now filled with Black folk and an ever increasing crime rate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ubURzqb69VU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My neighborhood when I lived in the city had someone who used to go out and shoot randomly just to make noise. When he was finally caught he said he was doing it to keep rents low in the area.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow based. Homelessness and druggies don't seem to keep rents down in cities anymore though from my experience. People will endure a lot to live in the hustle and bustle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People run away when they hear gun shots not towards them and he left the scene before cops arrived.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, you foreign gays don't piss your pants over a little gunfire do you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was during the nightly pledge of allegiance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bruh that's probably related to the themes of urban alienation that are obvious in the movie and even talked about by the characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dude it's LA

      It was during the nightly pledge of allegiance

      based

      People run away when they hear gun shots not towards them and he left the scene before cops arrived.

      I unironically run towards any commotion I hear, I can't help myself, it's fun, I MUST see what is going on and who is being shot. Once I got to see a pedophile rapist get wasted by the police, it was pretty cool, good reward, I will continue running towards gunfire in the future

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I unironically run towards any commotion I hear, I can't help myself, it's fun, I MUST see what is going on and who is being shot.

        >*get's shot*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it might happen one day. If I die, I die.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The key is to eventually become the source of gunfire to which strangers flock. When you're standing in the middle of a crowd with an empty mag and casing all around you, surrounded by onlookers and police officers screaming gibberish through a microphone - then you've made it big.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans will tell you that they need guns to defend their neighbourhood, but then won't defend it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those Americans you're talking about live in rural small towns and will defend their neighborhoods. Nobody is going to go out and try to defend their shithole metropolitan nigcity. It isn't worth it and you'll probably end up getting arrested yourself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its L.A.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sound doesn't exists in movies except if the author explicitly wants a character or characters to hear it. I've noticed this too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real life ain't like GTA you moronic frick. Someone has to call it in and you can't just ring up and be like I heard gunshots plz halp and then they all instantly know where they came from

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beware the old man in a young man's profession.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      youtube comments cringe ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cringe ass
        Disgusting Black person zoomer homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the scene that convinced millions of armchair operators that they could draw on a drawn gun

        based

        Beware the old man in a young man's profession.

        frick off redditor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >frick off redditor
          Make me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One of the dumbest quotes of all time by how it pretty much always gets misused. If an old guy is doing a job that anyone with any skill or experience would be so far above even having to take, like say a protection job that pays shit all, or a cop who is stuck at the same low rank for decades, someone in the military who is still just a lowly grunt, that's not a sign they are secretly a badass with extreme competence, that's a sign they are incompetent and placed where they can cause the least problems for their superiors.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well in this case it's not being misused, he actually is a badass so...?
        Way to misunderstand it while pointing out that people misunderstand it.
        I don't think anybody thinks an old fat security guard is badass. You are the only moron here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I hear this all the time about fast food workers and mall security guards. Such idiocy!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      morons it's "Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young."

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is certified kinography, yes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The ending was really stupid. Am I to assume the trained killer shot the metal door frame THAT HE KNEW WAS THERE instead of the windows?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vincent was bleeding and injured from being shot earlier.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Noooo, everything has to work out like it likely would depending on the skills of the people in the scene, just because it does, OKAY? There's no room for slightly unexpected events to take place in a fictional movie for reasons related to the ideas in the film, GOT IT buster?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. It also has very strong 2000s vibes.

      The ending was really stupid. Am I to assume the trained killer shot the metal door frame THAT HE KNEW WAS THERE instead of the windows?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is like those home security commercials where the burglar is a white guy with a beanie. these guys would 100% be nigs irl

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is like those home security commercials where the burglar is a white guy with a beanie.
      kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously. Even in the 70s scorsese had to change the race of the pimps in taxi driver

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The attacker also has some kind of nazi tattoo iirc, Mann just loves adding that to all his movies

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vincent is real lucky that other guy's gun got caught in his waistband for several seconds

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didnt he just shoot them in the back instead of letting them turn around and hold him at gunpoint?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Coward
      It's a man thing, you wouldn't get it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he enjoys his work, it isn't just a job for him. it was kino

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the movie that made Tom Cruise believable as a tough guy. Every other time he tried to act tough prior to Collateral it was super cringe. Movies like MI:2 come to mind. But ever since Collateral he's been channeling Vincent in all his movies ever since. Especially the Jack Reacher movies, which are better than the tv show. Because that other guy can't act.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hates on MI:2
      >hates on Thad Castle
      What is your damage?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Some actors don't find their "voice" until the right role comes along. People literally cannot remember and time when Mark Harmon was not a based grizzled tough guy. Even though prior to that role he was nothing but a bland, milquetoast ,softy in every role prior to NCIS. Same with Cruise. Prior to Collateral he always came across as a pretty faced boy-man trying to act tough.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't watch this movie anymore because that "someday" speech will make me kill myself

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah those guys were definitely written as black.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For whatever reason this is the movie that made me dislike Foxx, realize he plays himself in lots of other movies, and that I could never accept him as a serious character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Ton of different actors they should’ve chosen and if they desperately needed to insert a Black then Smith, Jackson, or Washington would’ve been a better choice. Frick, even Don Cheadle would’ve been better than Foxx.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Morgan Freeman does the same. Every time someone calls these people "incredible actors" they secretly worship blacks. Try it with your friends, I guarantee it.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man it would be legitimately unsettling to meet a true nihilist like Vincent.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >CHOOMBI CHOOMA GO!!!!
    >(READY STEADY GO!!)

    for me it's Manhunter > Miami Vice > Heat > Thief > Collateral > whatever else

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch The Insider again.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolute DOGSHIT ranking order.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah, big guy? what's yours?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but
          >Thief > Miami Vice (series) > Manhunter > Last of the Mohicans > Heat > Collateral > Miami Vice (movie)
          Except for one he really got worse as time went on.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            eh that's fine

            Heat and Collateral and the top and Miami Vice at the bottom because I'm not a contrarian homosexual.

            >contrarian
            go back

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >go back
              Or what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Heat and Collateral and the top and Miami Vice at the bottom because I'm not a contrarian homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Miami Vice
            The movie or the show? The first episode alone makes his recent movies look like dogshit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The show was based.

              The movie was dogshit. Such a disappointment. Saw them both when they came out.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him but
            >Thief > Miami Vice (series) > Manhunter > Last of the Mohicans > Heat > Collateral > Miami Vice (movie)
            Except for one he really got worse as time went on.

            >CHOOMBI CHOOMA GO!!!!
            >(READY STEADY GO!!)

            for me it's Manhunter > Miami Vice > Heat > Thief > Collateral > whatever else

            Michael Mann's best film is Ferrari. It has Sarah Gadon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Sarah Gadon on Michael Mann: “He cares so much about every little thing happening in the frame. He is driving everybody towards perfection and if that means we're going to do 50 takes of something, we do 50 takes. You just get a sense that he's watching everything like a hawk, but he's also very fun and playful.”

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      contrarian take

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll never understand Manhunter. Graham's actor was fricking sleepwalking through that entire movie stg, the aesthetic can only carry it so far
      Plus Cox is barely in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >13 shots exactly per mag

      Bueno.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there really nightclubs like this full of hot East Asian girls in America?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tom would get cancelled for this if it were released today.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why? The guys he shot were thieves and also white.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        appropriating black culture through AAVE.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Always thought it was an interesting choice to give Cruise the whole gray look/theme with the hair and suit. Wonder what the reasoning was. Maybe just to make him stand out and be more memorable?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said in an interview it was to make Vincent seem like a machine; grey cold steel. Very inhuman and unforgiving, like a Terminator almost.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting hadn't heard that before, makes sense

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To get rid of that 'boyish' look that was hampering him from being taken seriously as someone intimidating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick does he have grey hair

      it makes him look sexy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never seen this movie and I really like his character design.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe just to make him stand out and be more memorable?

      The exact opposite, a hitman should blend in and attract as little attention as possible

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would Tom Cruise be a bigger star if he was 6' tall?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's already one of the biggest and has been for like 3 decades

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. His height isn't his why he is popular. In fact, it probably would have hurt his early career since it's difficult to get tall guys into frame. It only became an issue when women got taller/skinnier.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His scientology connections carry him into all of these roles. It wouldn't matter if he was 6'5 like the Rock.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's already one of the biggest and has been for like 3 decades

      No. His height isn't his why he is popular. In fact, it probably would have hurt his early career since it's difficult to get tall guys into frame. It only became an issue when women got taller/skinnier.

      His scientology connections carry him into all of these roles. It wouldn't matter if he was 6'5 like the Rock.

      He'd be about 1.36 times as big as he is now if he were 6' tall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know everyone ITT specifically saw that joke and specifically chose not to make it, out of respect for one another.

        And then you roll in here after 94 posts and SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE.
          imagine the smell lol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know everyone ITT specifically saw that joke and specifically chose not to make it, out of respect for one another.

        And then you roll in here after 94 posts and SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE.

        Okay same gays what's the joke?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if you don't get it you don't get to be part of it

          plus you called me a samegay and that hurts my feelings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd be a foot bigger.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick does he have grey hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vincent had an abusive father and grew up in Gary, Indiana then became an assassin. that shit ages you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        nta but I recall Mann stating this in an interview, might've been the same one he mentions the grayscale and where they got his suit tailored too. apparently there was a very elaborate back story for Vincent that never got integrated into the movie, they thought it was better to keep his past hidden so as to further dehumanize him in contrast to Max.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vincent was basically Guts but from the modern era. It's easy to tell. He was probably molested and abused as a child and so went into military service and become a merc once he got out.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >apparently there was a very elaborate back story for Vincent

          In the making of Mann talks about how the script writers had to have a very elaborate backstory for every character on screen. To make them more real and believable. I think it might be the most kino thing I have ever heard a director say.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 30 and my hair is pretty much grey

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vincent did nothing wrong except when he went to the jazz club. That was weird.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which one should I go see in theater?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Knight. I know really good theater if you're in the Aurora, CO area.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is so beautiful brehs

    Recommend me some city kinos brehs

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie kind of sucked. Better than Phone Booth I guess, but Tom Cruise's hair looks fake as frick, Jaime Fox is annoying, abd Vincent talks a whole lot of shit but then gives Jaime way too many seconsmd chances, totally undermining his ...dementia moment sorry. His scariness or whatever. I'll probably remember the word I was looking for as soon as I hit Post.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People forget Javier Bardem was in this movie 3 years before he played Anton.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly, this has the most realistic depiction of computer hacking of any major mainstream film.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As a hacker I concur. I am also 6'2" and have a six pack.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I said hacking, not hackers.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IDF and NSA are badguys
        very realistic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually great, and might as well be a masterpiece compared to the rest of the slop released since 2015.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the asiatic is awful
      you can tell all her lines are in chinese and ordered in a way so they sound like she's speaking english

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    now that the dust has settled was vincent a terrible assassin? why didn't he just shoot people with a sniper rifle from long range?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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