Mutherfrick Sneed! Motherfrick Chuck! Motherfrick Sneedposts!
Yo, and here comes my left blow
'Cause I'm the J-A-N-N-Y and this is the season
To let the real motherfrickin’ Mods in
Yo Xbox why is everything falling away from me Yo Xbox why is it all over it was fine one day now its all over Yo Xbox nothing will ever be the same help me help me help me
it must be so painful for him to have to endure, every single day of his life, some random c**t coming up to him saying "omggggg your jesse! can you call me a b***h" and then he has to do it or say no and dissapoint the person. poor fella h2rov
My gf watches those Architectural Digest tours of celebrity houses and his place is honestly cool as frick. He's owns a beautiful home, has a hot wife, kids, and enough money to frick around for as long as he wants. Fair play to the guy.
True. And he seems like a genuine nice guy. When he was filming Dual in my town in Finland, he was invited to a small local pub as a joke, and he actually came and spent the evening drinking and chatting with locals and offered to pay for everyones drinks.
Pic is him with the pubs staff.
>be me >love horror kino >get rec'd on the chinz to watch The Empty Man >"this shit is the breasts anon, so tight, you'll love it, it's frickin dope man" >start film >starts in the snow >i'm_interested.jpeg >honestly opening 15 mins are not bad, maybe chinzanon was right... >massively distracted by this one actor tho >he looks just like Aaron Paul >is that Aaron Paul? >no I don't think so >but maybe... >so distracted thinking about it that I realise all the other characters have pretty much died all of a sudden >budget Aaron Paul goes crazy then the cast changes >I yawn >check runtime >movie is only 22 mins in >bored out of my goddamn mind >where tf is discount Aaron Paul??? >[]he's not in this shitty film again till the end apparently[] >30 mins in movie is unwatchably bad by this point >I must stop watching >eyes physically hurting >head pounding >summon willpower to turn it off >frick you chinzanon >back to Cinemaphile to get another rec from someone who actually knows what the frick they are talking about >diffanon recs The Conspiracy >do a little reading this time >ah okay this actually MIGHT be kino >put on The Conspiracy >engrossed from the first second >kino is back on the menu boys >but wait... >that's fricking Aldi Aaron Paul again! >this time he's the fricking lead >this guy looks so much like Aaron Paul >watch whole movie >is this fricking Aaron Paul?? I legit cannot tell >maybe since the movie is about conspiracies the twist will be that really it is Aaron Paul and it's just baited me into thinking it's the knockoff version of him >said twist never happens >movie is still excellent >credits roll >STARRING: AARON POOLE >mfw I simply haven't realised just how deep the rabbit hole goes...
cracking film too
>Unironically, what did (You) mean by this?
i was telling you im not gonna read that massive post of yours. i thought that was pretty clear, it seem you are illiterate
>be me >limo driver for celebrities in Hollywood >pick up Aaron Paul one night from a set >he's a cool dude >talk about Breaking Bad and how much we loved it >he asks if I want to go get a drink >I say sure >we go to a bar and have a few drinks >he asks if I want to come back to his place >I say sure >we go back to his place and he asks if I want to watch Breaking Bad >I say sure >we watch Breaking Bad and he asks if I want to have sex >I say sure >we have sex >he calls me gay afterwards and kicks me out
I liked him in that kino with Sarah Gadon.
Is this need for speed?
No.
Sneed for Sneed
Mutherfrick Sneed! Motherfrick Chuck! Motherfrick Sneedposts!
Yo, and here comes my left blow
'Cause I'm the J-A-N-N-Y and this is the season
To let the real motherfrickin’ Mods in
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>Mom,can we get Drive?
>We have Drive at home
He's set for life. Getting out is probably the best thing he can do
What did he mean by this
Idk. It's from 2018
you became a meme in brba, lost your boyish good looks and werent a good actor in the first place
t. xbox
Yo Xbox why is everything falling away from me Yo Xbox why is it all over it was fine one day now its all over Yo Xbox nothing will ever be the same help me help me help me
It was the hairline. Stop bullshitting. We all know it.
Why do you think?
Malcolm in the middle
Looks fine
his faces got smaller or being sucked in
>scared, Potter?
He's always been right at the edge of high hairline/balding for a long time.
He looks almost identical
>forehead getting larger and larger
God dammit he's a terrible actor.
Westworld Season 4 starts next week
it must be so painful for him to have to endure, every single day of his life, some random c**t coming up to him saying "omggggg your jesse! can you call me a b***h" and then he has to do it or say no and dissapoint the person. poor fella h2rov
He will always be a Jessie, it's so over for him (artistically speaking)
Just like any famous person.
dreading his better call saul appearance, no way are they going to be able to sell him as a twenty-something unless they digitally de-age him
bcs is already so ridiculous when it comes to character age that it doesnt matter at this point
>he says this while they had bob odenkirk play a 25 year old version of himself with no editing whatsoever and played it straight
it better a flash-forward to the BB timeline at the very least. Balding Jesse in 2004 would be absurd.
>being scared instead of excited to see how bad he looks
My gf watches those Architectural Digest tours of celebrity houses and his place is honestly cool as frick. He's owns a beautiful home, has a hot wife, kids, and enough money to frick around for as long as he wants. Fair play to the guy.
True. And he seems like a genuine nice guy. When he was filming Dual in my town in Finland, he was invited to a small local pub as a joke, and he actually came and spent the evening drinking and chatting with locals and offered to pay for everyones drinks.
Pic is him with the pubs staff.
Finnish girls look like that??
Why is he flipping us off, he would never do this I'm shaking and crying right now
>be me
>love horror kino
>get rec'd on the chinz to watch The Empty Man
>"this shit is the breasts anon, so tight, you'll love it, it's frickin dope man"
>start film
>starts in the snow
>i'm_interested.jpeg
>honestly opening 15 mins are not bad, maybe chinzanon was right...
>massively distracted by this one actor tho
>he looks just like Aaron Paul
>is that Aaron Paul?
>no I don't think so
>but maybe...
>so distracted thinking about it that I realise all the other characters have pretty much died all of a sudden
>budget Aaron Paul goes crazy then the cast changes
>I yawn
>check runtime
>movie is only 22 mins in
>bored out of my goddamn mind
>where tf is discount Aaron Paul???
>[]he's not in this shitty film again till the end apparently[]
>30 mins in movie is unwatchably bad by this point
>I must stop watching
>eyes physically hurting
>head pounding
>summon willpower to turn it off
>frick you chinzanon
>back to Cinemaphile to get another rec from someone who actually knows what the frick they are talking about
>diffanon recs The Conspiracy
>do a little reading this time
>ah okay this actually MIGHT be kino
>put on The Conspiracy
>engrossed from the first second
>kino is back on the menu boys
>but wait...
>that's fricking Aldi Aaron Paul again!
>this time he's the fricking lead
>this guy looks so much like Aaron Paul
>watch whole movie
>is this fricking Aaron Paul?? I legit cannot tell
>maybe since the movie is about conspiracies the twist will be that really it is Aaron Paul and it's just baited me into thinking it's the knockoff version of him
>said twist never happens
>movie is still excellent
>credits roll
>STARRING: AARON POOLE
>mfw I simply haven't realised just how deep the rabbit hole goes...
cracking film too
bro i am not gonna read all that, sorry
Yet you feel compelled to let us know of your borderline illiteracy? Unironically, what did (You) mean by this?
>Unironically, what did (You) mean by this?
i was telling you im not gonna read that massive post of yours. i thought that was pretty clear, it seem you are illiterate
>massive
>seem
Haha okay kiddo go grab your creative crayons and make another lil masterpiece for us to put on the fridge ya wee tyke
*does fart*
addaboi
lol simmer down c**t
That other guy also starred in another horror favourite of mine (The Void), and I also remember being confused as to his identity
My God,anon you're such a fricking smackhead
>be me
>limo driver for celebrities in Hollywood
>pick up Aaron Paul one night from a set
>he's a cool dude
>talk about Breaking Bad and how much we loved it
>he asks if I want to go get a drink
>I say sure
>we go to a bar and have a few drinks
>he asks if I want to come back to his place
>I say sure
>we go back to his place and he asks if I want to watch Breaking Bad
>I say sure
>we watch Breaking Bad and he asks if I want to have sex
>I say sure
>we have sex
>he calls me gay afterwards and kicks me out
the real gay is the sex you had along the way, anon.
El Camino
Wasn't he one of the celebs singing Imagine at the start of the pandemic?