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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    E

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant tell, maybe unblurr their face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's obviously Ryan Gosling. He's wearing that jacket from that one movie he was in

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    X

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shorter than Dean Norris
    Damn, what a cruel fate.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't goon to the superior webm format
      Fricking plen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >goon
        have a nice day zoomer
        t. zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 5’9

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're 3'4 you filthy midge. Where are my steel toed boots? I'm going to take care of this midge for good.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This homie two feet tall and he's wearing a Drive jacket.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly? Expected.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think they make Drive jackets for anyone above 5'6"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Real Chads wear miami vice stunt crew jackets

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My buddy and I go as Crockett and Tubbs every year for Halloween if that counts. That outfit has helped me get in the skirt of many a whorish Hermione I tell you hwat.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn’t know
          Stop talking to me.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I know what you were referring to. It just made me think about Halloween. Nice 6's.

            Why the frick do so many prostitutes wear that costume every year?! It's almost always this exact one too. Not that I'm complaining but goddamn.

            Don't know but every year like clockwork there they are hungry for any dick they can find.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick do so many prostitutes wear that costume every year?! It's almost always this exact one too. Not that I'm complaining but goddamn.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LEL that is the exact one they all wear. I've seen too many fatties in that one too. Nothing like reaching down to tie your boot at the bar and getting a face full of fat hermione cottage cheese ass and thighs as it waddles by.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >face full of fat hermione cottage cheese ass and thighs

              Stop. I can only get so hard.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when this gay had a twitter meltdown because people were siding with Walt on the show?

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you a magical nigro?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Mask?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real human bean

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a fricking Drive jacket I see?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm at a loss, dean; who is it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His name is Ballsack Schroder and you can go frick his wife

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    met him too!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he has to lean down to fit in a picture with you
      Humiliation ritual (for you)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's his disability you insensitive chud.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guess now we know what’s for breakfast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Y00QiZc.jpeg

      Yoo Cinemaphile, guess who ive met

      Are you wearing the drive jacket?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I saw a couple people at the con wearing the Drive jacket lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you see a car in those photos? No? Course not. He's wearing the Stand jacket, moron

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drive jacket

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's cured?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >failing the Green Line Test
      It's over for him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is from Reddit homosexual

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how do you know that?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I went back

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How's Kelcie Walters?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        im 34

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you buy me some booze?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do people under 21 really browse this site? I thought it was old man territory these days.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm 68 years old and I guarantee I could beat the shit out of 98% of the people posting here and 100% of the ones under 25. Bunch of limpwristed ladyboys running around in their sister's dresses with their broccoli hair and saying they're women. I will frick you with your own severed broccoli head on your mommas front lawn while she cheers and my still potent seed runs out of her cooze. Bunch of slackjawed little queers. I was hunting people for sport deep in the shit while you were still a glint in the father you never met's eye you curly headed jellyfish bastards. I ain't shaking your hand neither, I put too many friends in the ground with these hands to go making new ones out of you Godless fairies. Pray to God for mercy because from me you will get none.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever chud the world has changed and there are more than two genders and people can be whatever they want to be sorry NOT SORRY.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I like to imagine at least 70% of Cinemaphile is unhinged grandpas

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We could be anywhere, in any thread. beware zoomers!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love that drawing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shouldn't you be mowing your lawn or BBQing with loud rock music playing while I'm trying to sleep instead of posting here? Just playing with you old timer, I'll take a thousand of you over even one zoomoid mutt troon posting here any day.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      n-nice photo m-man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wowcrendor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      took me like 20 seconds to realize this was the disabled kid.
      imagine getting mogged by a moron in crutches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This guy and the guy who played Carl from Walking Dead looked so bored sitting there when their lines were empty. I wanted to say “I love you Flynn!” but sometimes these people get really anal about not interacting with people talking to them but not paying for the autograph etc. Chandler Riggs seems nice though.
      David Hayter was sooooo nice, there was an autistic kid in front of me literally squealing and when David put his hand on his shoulder and said “You’re pretty good” the kid started frickin stimming and jumping and squealing. Was actually kinda heartwarming

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chandler Riggs and Finn Wolfhard are both confirmed Cinemaphile posters so it doesn't surprise me when people say they seem chill, they talked about it on Twitter a few times years ago and have shared Cinemaphile memes. I think they deleted them for obvious reasons. Wouldn't want to be associated with "the internet hate machine hacker known as Cinemaphile" who can blow up a van with a single shitpost.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds about right

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you drive?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No my moms dropped me off. They're super hot lesbians so everyone was totally jelly.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Joe Reagan?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are trial size

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >average Cinemaphile poster is a Mexican manlet
    Oh no no no no no no no no no no

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dean Norris is 170cm. You're like 160cm.

    lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cm
      is ur pp so small you have to use cm lol small pp

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being shorter than fricking hank

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you met papa!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you get him to call you a sussy baka?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these Americans obsessing over his height
    Do they really?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a moggy mog world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      amerimutts are utterly mindbroken

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4chuds brains are rotted beyond repair

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's internet virgin brainrot. I see tiny guys and hispanics with women taller than them all the time IRL but these homosexuals will tell you it's impossible or that all of these little schlubs have to be millionaires. saw a 4'10 midget with an aryan goddess at the beach the other day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta understand a lot of these losers RARELY leave the house and when they do it's not to socialize or make money or work on themselves. Incel "culture" I'd literally just kids who got brainwashed into being okay with nothing, they literally call other men master names like "chad"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incels are exactly like the women they b***h about. Lower your standards or improve your own value like any sex-having man in history has. Hell, go to WalMart and you'll see plenty of pairs of gross creatures who had no issues getting laid.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Incels are like guys who want to be NASCAR drivers but they never get their drivers license and think that NASCAR is just going to show up at their house one day and give them a car and let them race in the Daytona 500 because they cry online every day about how unfair it is that they can't race

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but thats literally what happens to you when youre chad

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, it doesn't

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i dont understand the message of this cartoon

            is the crying man supposed to be bad or good

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If you have to ask then you're probably the crying man

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i beleive the context is that this comic is aimed at those morons who post 'i wish i could draw' under art posts on social media

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. seething Mexican manlet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was her son you moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We've truly lived to see this place become Reddit lite. What a dumb post, and the replies are just as bad.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >what!? my self-hatred is not being validated!? Cinemaphile has fallen..

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans care more about height than weighing 350 pounds and being on the brink of a stroke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce on all your boogeymen being american?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello beaner/sir

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do they really?
      yes burgers obsess about height the same was you obsess about america

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >assuming everyone talking about his height is AMERICAN.
      Who is the one obsessed?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the guy from The Shield

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that fricking black face, dude?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he do anything after brba? The only ones to have a career after brba are giancarlo esposito and bob odenkirk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he was in a show called "fangs" or something. no, "claws".

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was Gus in? A video game and the sois?
      Bob was in a breaking bad spinoff, does that really count?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gus has been in a frickton of stuff. A quick glance at Wikipedia lists 22 movies, 215 episodes of various TV shows and 3 video games since Breaking Bad ended. Dude's a workaholic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why didn't he do anything after brba?
      He was actually in Under the Dome which was quite bad, due to terrible writing not him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was also in that failed Chuck Lorre sitcom.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was 53 when brba ended, the "role of a lifetime" probably was good enough for him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many of the actors from LOST had a career after?
      The only one that comes to mind is Evangeline Lilly but that's only for the Hobbit movies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He works regularly. You're nuts.

      What was Gus in? A video game and the sois?
      Bob was in a breaking bad spinoff, does that really count?

      You're nuts too.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick are you wearing dude

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well this thread confirms what i thought all along, the average breaking bad fan is a fricking loser lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1 breaking bad fan
      >"average"
      literally 80 IQ

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >classic thirdies seething at the best country on Earth -- the thread
    kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's every other thread on Cinemaphile

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this homie was perfectly cast. literally playing himself

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo Dean, you met Denzel Washington...what a legend

    did you talk about minerals and shit?!

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick is dean norris?
    Tubi exclusive actor?

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dean jpgs

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this you also

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *pant pant pant* MARIE

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys putting down your fellow men for being short? I am 5'4 and it hurts to see my brothers tearing me down after I already have to deal with women doing it. Remember who the true enemy is bros (women)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am 5'4

      LMFAO it's OVER for you. just take HRT already

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the guy who says breaking bad isn't a goofy live action cartoon for adults

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everybody call him a sack?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Queue smash cut of old media warning your women not to get seduced by italians

    God took the inches off the top and put them on the wiener.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey it’s the guy from the lawnmower man

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hideo Kojima

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sponsored by pozed

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude I was there too!! Met David Hayter!
    I wanted to meet Dean but he was like $80

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=zuzTxr5fBCX47I6f

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone cringe at these photos? They don't want to be near you and they put on this fake smile.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >That small banner behind him

    Damn I thought he would've been a bigger draw.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the outfit is not it man

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    virgin shoes

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His restaurant is good.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing sweatpants when not doing exercise or chilling at home
    i really hope nobody from Cinemaphile does this

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the Drive jacket?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you are imagining things. Get this man to the infirmary! He is delusional!

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I met Christopher Lloyd the other day, he was cool.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex with Christopher Lloyd in a truckstop bathroom a few years ago. I think it was him, either him or some other really old guy that knew a lot about the show Taxi and Back To the Future.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was me. I had just finished a marathon of both. Oh and by the way you have AIDS now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lol that was me, that was the tightest twink butthole i’ve had since i fricked Michael J Fox so hard he has been shaking ever since

          How many guys did I have sex with in that filthy truckstop bathroom...?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol that was me, that was the tightest twink butthole i’ve had since i fricked Michael J Fox so hard he has been shaking ever since

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder who'd win in a fight between OP and Warwick Davis

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whoever wins, we lose. Every midge must be eradicated to ensure a pure Reich. The best possible option is they somehow fatally wound eachother while putting on a good show for us ubermensch and our fraulein. May the streets run red with the blood of the midge.

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I turn my vpn off and stop seeding to post this.
    manlet.

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forgive me my english is not perfect and some is through translate. Serious question I am quite new here and have no parts in the fight as they say for I live in neither. Why are British and Europeans and many country so much obsession with the Americans? It is as though they blame every thing upon them. Like the American is there as the ex lover and they are so mad all the time at them that whenever some thing is wrong they curse the name of American even when not of a relation. Such strange thing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're obsessed with us. We're used to it and don't give a frick and don't even care that they exist. That makes them very angry for some reason. It's not a big deal. It's kind of like a midget yelling at a tall person for being born tall, or some starving subhuman getting pissed because other people have food. You just go "lel deal with it gay" and move on. It's not gonna ruin my day that they're crying about our existence, that's on them.

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