you all think you'd be Harry

When you would actually be Neville

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be Hermione (I'm trans btw)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be Hermione (I'm black btw)

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah I'd be Neville. Go look at what he looks like today.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A buck toothed bong goon?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a israeli chad now

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    posting a classic of literally me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      his name is the feeling man

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >harry gets everything handed to him
    >everyone loves him for no reason
    >even the dark lord is obsessed about him for some odd reason
    >can't do anything wrong
    Definition of a gary stu, nobody likes harry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>even the dark lord is obsessed about him for some odd reason
      he got BTFO by a baby cloaked in it's mothers primal love magic, I'd try to kill it too, when I got my body back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quidich goat
      >survived a fricking adaba kadabra from You know who
      >skilled magician
      >member of the best house
      >thanks to his adventures Gryffindor won many times against Slytherin (most hated house)
      >started a revolution when he was needed the most
      How can you not love him?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      i thought this growing up but hes actually a victim for a lot of the series starting from book 4. sure, his highs are high, but his lows are low. like he knows his friends and family are in danger, and he doesn't really manage to save anyone except his trio+his hoe

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you read the books? In most of the books everyone hates Harry's ass for some reason. In the second people blame him for students getting petrified, In the fourth book it's because he's an illegitimate competitor in the tri wizard tournament, In the fifth it's because people blame him for Cedric's death, and in the sixth he's well liked but is still tortured for standing up to Umbridge.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neville was a real homosexual

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    someone post his bod now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a israeli chad now

      Hell yeah I'd be Neville. Go look at what he looks like today.

      That was 10 years ago, he’s got a typical NORF Brit body now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        proof?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    neville is literally the best character

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The true hero of the series? neato

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasnt he also the chosen onw

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know my place. I’d be this fricker.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Irish character
      >constantly blows things up
      What did Rowling mean by this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Irish character
        >constantly blows things up
        Only blows things up as he is trying to turn water into Rum

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd be luna's socks

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He ended up with best girl Luna, so I’d call that a resounding win.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He ended up with best girl Luna
      wrong, but that would be better than what actually happened

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what? I could’ve sworn…

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neville got this cutie
          Luna got some Scamander dude who never appeared in the books

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched harry homosexual pussy potter but is there a kid that doesn't really wanna be there and is just going through the motions and trying to frick hermione because that's how I was in school.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally Ron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally me. Growing up everyone said I looked like Ron. Now the comparison is a "fitter Ed Sheeran"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hates harry potter
      looks like we got ourselves a Dursley boys

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    id be the creepy janitor guy that cant do magic with the cat

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro all the wizard girls probably went to the forest to get fricked by kentaurs and giants...

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm positive i'd be fred and george but without the boomer names

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would be happy being neville tho
    actually most people here would be loser muggle #2123403

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've always seen myself becoming Arthur Weasley.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neville ended up a heroic Chad

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it possible to Transfigure yourself into an inanimate object such as a dildo yet still be able to feel and percieve the world around you while in that form? asking for a Squib

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girls are sexiest when they are little, and they are
    meant to look little and act cute

    Guys are meant to be adults. Now post his adult chad pic. Nobody cares about what a guy looks as a kid

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    inorganic spam by demonrat pedophiles from discord

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be obliviating so many fricking muggle bawds it'd be unreal. I'd need a time turner just to fit all the rapes into a 24 hour period.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is it everytime there is a Harry Potter thread rape is always mentioned?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        society doesn't like to admit it but rape is a basic need

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