YOU. ARE. A. TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU. ARE. A. TOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a sad strange little, man. You have my pity. Farewell.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a boy

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/u/
    >>>/r/
    Wrong board

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  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU. ARE. A. GOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ARE A CHOSEN"S PLAYTHING

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only Pixar movie with staff members credited at the start.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All right, that's enough. Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy
    >Toy?
    >T-O-Y. Toy
    >Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger"
    >The word I'm searching for - I can't say, because there's preschool toys present

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gay?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there appear to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere
    >I AM MRS NESBITT
    >who invited that kid?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you patchy the pirate thumbs up anime figure

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shut up! Just shut up, you idiot!
    >Sheriff, this is no time to panic
    >This is a perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
    >My-my fault? If you hadn't pushed me out of the window in the first place...
    >Oh, yeah? Well, if you hadn't shown up with your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything that was important to me...!
    >Don't talk to me about importance! Because of you, the future of this entire universe is in jeopardy!
    >WHAT? What are you talkin' about?
    >Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
    >....YOU - ARE - A - TOY! You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear, you're... you're, you're an action figure! You are a child "plaything"!
    >....You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come on, sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us. Now let's get you out of this thing.
    I like Buzz's first words after he embraces his identity as both a toy and Andy's toy.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Toy Story
    >Antz
    >A Bug's Life
    >Toy Story 2
    >Dinosaur
    >Shrek
    It has the tightest screenplay of that early bunch.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey guys, RC's trying to tell us something. What is it, boy?
    >He's saying that this is no accident!
    >What do you mean?
    >I mean Humpty Dumpty was pushed, by Woody!
    >Wait a minute, You don't think I even meant to knock Buzz out the window, do you? Potato Head?
    >That's Mr. Potato Head to you, you backstabbing murderer!
    >Now, guys, it was an accident. C'mon, you-you've gotta believe me
    >We believe ya, Woody.... Right, Rex?>Well, I mean, uh, I don't like confrontations
    >Where is your honor, dirt bag? You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to... Hey!
    >Couldn't handle Buzz cutting on your playtime, could you Woody? Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favourite toy. So you got rid of him. Well what if Andy starts playing with me more Woody, huh? You gonna knock me outta the window too?
    >I don't think we should give him the chance
    >There he is, men. Frag him!
    >Let's string him up by his pull string!
    >I got dibs on his hat!
    >(Bo Beep) Would you boys stop it?
    >Tackle him!
    >No, no, no! Wait! I can explain everything!

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You've Got a Friend in Me
    >Strange Things
    >I Will Go Sailing No More

    >Woody's Roundup
    >When She Loved Me
    1 has better songs than 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Time of Your Life
      A Bug's Life only has 1 song. Step backwards from Toy Story, which has 3 songs.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sure thing buddy

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Buzz freeze around Andy like a regular toy in Toy Story 1 if he doesn't think he's a toy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instinct. You can go against it if you actively try, but since he doesn't think he's a toy, he never tries going against said instinct, since he doesn't know about it.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense I guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      everyone did it, he just wanted to be popular

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