>You are expelled from Hogwarts for using magic in front of a muggle.
Said the talking, floating envelope in front of 3 muggles.
>You are expelled from Hogwarts for using magic in front of a muggle.
>You are expelled from Hogwarts for using magic in front of a muggle.
Said the talking, floating envelope in front of 3 muggles.
Ok but I would though. Just imagine some bratty goth origami lips trying to scold you while gagging on your wiener.
papercut on your dick
Condom + keep casting repairo.
It's more of a having power over some b***hy woman thing, not about the actual physical feeling of it being enjoyable.
>It's more of a having power over some b***hy woman thing, not about the actual physical feeling of it being enjoyable.
More anons need to rapemaxx, I'm telling you
on the topic of 'would', I'd facefrick this little hedgehag and lick her ghost feet
is the a spell that makes it so ghosts can touch and interact with shit?
Take the brush and become a ghost.
That's Harry with a wig
Crazy to think this b***h was like 35 when they shot this scene.
>dont use le magic in front of muggles
>sprint head first into a brick wall in the middle of the busiest train station in england to get to school
anybody who reported it would be committed for schizophrenia
>people queue for an hour to pose for a photo holding a luggage cart next to a wall
In fairness, it is a train station you could be hanging around in for ages in.
>jumps over the separator
I wish I could do this without my back foot getting caught.
you have to kind of lift your legs up in front of you, looks like that's what he did. if you split your legs in the air then yeah good chance your back foot gets caught unless you're an accomplished hurdle runner
Mirin that hurdle
>Hands come up before he hits the wall
Commit to the bit, full send that shit bro.
It was kino until then. He ruined it by doing that.
>Be King Cross CEO
>Bunch of morons disrupts the flow of the station every day
>Forced to separate the area and pay some people to look after the morons every single day
those 3 muggles know magic exists however
This was in regards to him using magic infront of one of those muggels
oh shit ur right
I'm fairly certain Big Dud's friends were with him at the time of the spell.
They weren't, they'd all fricked off to drink white lightning in the park like a proper chav would
It was him and Dudders alone when he casted the Patronus
he DID pull out his wand in front of his friends tho
But he didn't say anything magical
It was out in the street.
>’Harry, with tears now welling in his rage filled eyes, quickly grabbed the envelope and ran to his bedroom to facefrick it- screaming with pleasure from the many cuts across his shaft he endured.’
What did JK Rowling mean by this?
it was anti-goblinic commentary
She never actually said zhe had a penis, bigot!
Potter threads are always the best
>ran to
>not 'stretched his legs' to
>esl poster
newbie
moron
and insecure.
think you just won cuck bingo matey
Based "made the post I was going to post " anon
That sounds like a cumtown bit. Harry wakes up to the envelope sucking his dick. Hogwarts party, Harry gets drunk and ends up getting his dick sucked by the envelope. He's gotta deal with this awkward situation for the rest of the semester.
>detect house elf magic in book 2 but can’t specificly detect who cast it so they just assume
>they can’t detect said house elf apparting and disapparating btw
>a year later they can’t detect Harry blowing up his aunt, nor care about it
>yet another year later they ignore Arthur Weasley casting all sorts of magic in the dursley’s living room
>in year 5 they suddenly expell harry for saving himself with a spell from a dangerous magical creature that they are somehow unable to detect
>they then ignore moody and the order casting a bunch of spells to save harry
>in book 6, they once again ignore dumbledore doing magic in front of the dursleys
The trace makes no sense if you think about it. Clearly it’s not on Harry’s wand, but over an area. So does this mean Harry could just go to another city and he’d be able to cast spells there without getting into trouble?
isn't the Trace removed once you turn 17 or something?
It's so easy to pick apart inconsistencies and holes in Rowlings world building, it's not even amusing anymore
they do detect him blowing up marge, arthur is an adult and had already gotten ministry permission to connect the house to the flu network, the stuff in book 5 is explicetely the ministry making shit up to discredit harry which is why he wins in court, to the point that it turns out the woman who pushed the charges on him was the one who ordered the dementor attack in the first place
>a year later they can’t detect Harry blowing up his aunt, nor care about it
They did. Fudge ignores it because he was more concerned about Sirius Black and was relieved Harry had been found at all. Harry even points out this reaction doesn't track with how they responded in book 2 and something has to be up.
>yet another year later they ignore Arthur Weasley casting all sorts of magic in the dursley’s living room
Arthur mentions he had received permission from the Ministry to temporarily connect their fireplace to the Floo Network, they knew he would be there and magic would be cast that afternoon.
>in year 5 they suddenly expell harry for saving himself with a spell from a dangerous magical creature that they are somehow unable to detect
Umbridge sent the Dementors, the Ministry believed they had total control over the Dementors and would never have accepted they were there if they could, even Dumbledore's argument in court was the Dementors were acting on Voldemort's orders, no one knew about Umbridge doing it, and she was the one pushing most for the charges.
Secondly the Ministry had completely turned on Harry by Book 5 and looked for any reason to discredit him, the expulsion is not only excessive, it's not even something they have jurisdiction to do unilaterally, that lies with the Headmaster of Hogwarts. They hold a full court for what should be just a small hearing, it's a total shambles. It falls apart once Dumbledore shows up and rips their case up, since Madame Bones is actually reasonable and Fudge can't make anything stick.
The Ministry is trying to silence Harry because he's telling people that Voldemort returned.
Dark magic, horcruxes, secrets only the deatheaters knew
It's almost as if in the 5th film they were just trying to get to him in any way they can and it wouldn't have happened in normal situations
they were shabbos muggles so it was ok
>shabbos muggles
"Muggles" is such a bri'ish term.
What would Americas call them?
Muricans call muggles "nomaj"
much as I hate Potter world, that is very American
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Yeah she hit the nail on the head with that one. Brits use a quaint old term that sounds like goofy baby babble. Americans dumb it down to something that describes exactly what it is but sounds equally moronic.
>nomaj, lmao
Sounds like something you'd read on MSN messenger in 2006
ur such a nomaj xD
>Muricans call muggles "nomaj"
That's even more British.
Well according to fantastic beasts... No-Maj.. As in, no-magic
Miggers
Mexicans
Why would they even a different term?
Did witches and wizards only start appearing on Earth after colonization of the New World had begun?
>american english never developed independently from british english
Well how long have wizards been around?
If it's like a millennium then why would Americans suddenly want to change a word that they'd used for so long?
It's not the same as having different words for car parts, right?
>It's not the same as having different words for car parts, right?
Carbureter, carburator
That's the same word just with different spelling.
But that word came around way after the cultures of Britain and America had diverged.
If wizards hadn't existed prior to say 1800 then it makes perfect sense for Brits and Americans to have different words.
Black person is basically an American term that only emerged in the 18th century, so it's not too insane to think muggle could become nomaj in 200 years
>muggle could become nomaj
Well that's another thing, they're clearly not even related.
Black person obviously comes from Black but this muggle to nomaj thing is just inventing an entirely separate word.
Everyone in Britain calls Irish taigs and has for generations, Americans call them paddies, it's the same concept
>Americans call them paddies
Like a century ago maybe. I've never heard nor seen anyone use that term in my life.
I've only heard "paddy" as in "paddy wagon". Which is a very outdated term, should be "Black person wagon"
with as racist as it was, i'm surprised that never happened. only thing i can remember is my southern grandpa saying something was Black person-rigged.
>Everyone in Britain calls Irish taigs and has for generations
I'm British and have never heard this once at age 32. In fact I don't recall ever really talking about Irish people to anyone. They are not a big presence besides travelers.
in Britain calls Irish taigs and has for generations, Americans call them paddies
No they don't
mick, rarely used anymore though
"Black person" might have originated in America as a diminutive from the Spanish "Black," but it was definitely reverse-imported back to Britain sometime between now and the 18th Century. "Nomaj" sounds like a politically correct term that was coined by activists who decided that "muggle" was offensive.
tyre -> tire -> tyre
Americans never changed it back.
Americans and British use different words for things that have been around forever, anon. Americans call Black folk "BIPOCs" now while British call them golliwogs.
Actually I've only seen the term BIPOC in British stuff.
POC comes up in American stuff sometimes but I don't know what the BI is.
BIPOC stands for "black identified person of crime" or something.
Black, Indigenous, People of Color
it isn't just blacks
black indigenous peoples of color. so they can group all them homies and injuns together
Injuns was black according to them anyway, das rite
Americans use different words for numerous English terms right now.
What even is this logic? Fricking Merlin is a character
>Did witches and wizards only start appearing on Earth after colonization of the New World had begun?
Hogwarts is a thousand years old.
Americans would call them super special people with no magic powers special edition deluxe, and then they would short it to 'xe.
I always assumed that was intentional tongue-in-cheek humor.
>Appeal to hypocrisy fallacy.
Didn't Harry use magic in front of them before when he blew up his aunt? Why wasn't he expelled for that?
They thought it was funny
it was pretty funny
>mfw thought this was ron when i first saw the trailer
the minister took care of it, not sure why or how. It's never explained iirc
harry just goes: my books, haven't i been expelled?
then the minster replies: lol we fixed it don't worry about it
Fudge wanted Harry to be a spokesperson and claim the ministry was doing a great job, harr's refusal to do so and later vocal opposition the Fudge is what triggers the shit in book 5
wasn't the ministry infilitrated by death eaters and that's why they deny voldemort's return in 5?
It didn't take much convincing, the majority were just in denial about the possibility
>wasn't the ministry infilitrated by death eaters and that's why they deny voldemort's return in 5?
Fudge denies it immediately in Book 4. There might be Death Eaters lurking but the Ministry disbelieved Harry and Dumbledore on their own. Umbridge is as bad as any of Voldemort's followers and she has absolutely nothing to do with him.
IIRC they just wanted to get him into protective custody because Serious Black person was on the loose
This. It isn't a rule that's strictly adhered to. It's one they choose to enforce or not at their own convenience to achieve some other goal. Sounds pretty much like most IRL justice systems.
Harry assumes he will be and that's why he runs. Fudge quashed it because he was more concerned about the looming threat from Sirius Black.
>You can own weapons but you cannot use them to defend yourself
As a kid it was ridiculously, but now it’s just realistic
>troon in muggle world goes to gender reassignment surgery
>Dr.Potter will be seeing you now
>’Expelliarmus’
>’That’ll be £8000 plus tip
> plus tip
but doc, that was the whole point!
They already knew. He was specifically in trouble for using it in front of Dudley's friends, though its muddier than that with the whole Umbridge letting the dementors into the area thing. Magic was "performed" in the area and was attributed to him, but he didn't do anything until the friends were already long gone and it was just him and Dudley
They already know he's magic anon.
The envelope got expulsed as well
What even are dementors? Were they men once?
Rowling said that they just appear in place of despair, like fungi.
>you are expelled for using magic in front of your extended, non magical family
>said the talking magical envelope in front of the immediate, magical family
Muggles with magical children have honorary wizard privileges.
They were all already aware of the existence of magic for years by that point. Try again.
the envelope isn't a hogwarts student thoughbeit
Are you people for real? This was the same movie where they introduced the totalitarian ministry. That same movie they used a false accusation to publicly discredit opposition (Harry).
It was fricked up that Hagrid got away with giving Dudley a pig tails that had to be surgically removed. If Hagrid didn't have Dumbledore's protection he would have been fricked for that.