You are given $10k and three months to make an animated cartoon short set in Yellowknife, Canada. Your move?
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You are given $10k and three months to make an animated cartoon short set in Yellowknife, Canada. Your move?
>spend the entire budget and given time to bomb/burn/whatever Yellowknife
>the cartoon is cancelled because it's tasteless to make a show after Canadian 9/11
>bomb/burn one of the most sparsely populated areas of Canada
>thinking that would be anywhere near a '9-11'
Then again, as a Canadian, I don't think I'd mind if you wiped out Toronto instead. Most remaining Canadians would likely thank you.
>toronto
>not ottawa
Ottawa's nice, but dull. Why would you want to harm them over the shithole that is Toronto? Because government? I can see that, I suppose, but the rest of the city's mostly nice.
Oh that’s easy make a story about a girl who wants to join the Olympics with figure skating, than have the disaster happen, as the finale she watches it in a stunned horror and he coach just sips a beer and goes well to soften the blow of this we didn’t make it.
Tonya harding cameo
>Your move?
I ask Cinemaphile to come up with ideas for my class project.
Why do you think it's a class project?
Make it a short about some kids exploring the abandoned mines there and uncovering some kind of monster.
A rapist who struggles to cope with his urges whilst continually raping the denizens for all hours
>genres: romance, drama, thriller, supernatural horror
Why would I move to a location flooded with sub human Padjeet and Asian wumaos?
Create a sequel to Yvon of the Yukon, and subsidize some of the funding using Canadian Taxpayer moneys for creating Canadian programming
those taxes are going away in 2025
inflation is forcing outsourcing
no tax credits for outsourcing
Oh shit, for real?
does that mean theyre also getting rid of canadian content rules?
I don't think so.
Hell no. Thanks to the cheap costs to make content in the past, the networks have enough reruns stockpiled to fill quotas for decades.
Oof.
Guy finds a secret horror inside one of the mines, they have a slideshow battle and end up eating poutine together.
a harem anime about yellow dykes.
Blonde dykes or Asian dykes?
Yes.
Guy sails into the wrong harbor, all the workers at the port are a mixture of cryptids, werewolf types and beastfolk. Spends the day with them helping him fix his boat and talking to them. In the end he leaves but turns back around to stay.
i draw a bunch of eskimos and use clutch cargo strats to animate
I burn up some vacation time at work to make up for my upcoming lack of sleep and then animate it all myself. 3 months for an animated short is easy. You didn't say it had to be good. I can shit out a 5 minute animation in 3 months. It won't be studio quality, but it'll be serviceable.
Puppets in a dogsled race chased by the abominable snowman.
>snowman
It's a common thing in Canada.
Got ice all over my body lookin' like a snowman
Haha
Modern update of Strange Brew/Great White North
Two hosers Bob and Doug McKenzie are lazy, jobless, worthless morons who get into misadventures around town.
>canadian beavis and butthead
I'm listening.
Listen harder.
It's more like Canadian Wayne's World