He was already way too old in Empty Skull and that was like a decade ago. Also Lucasfilm hasn't addressed its KK infestation. I will not be granting my shekels
He'd be having trouble getting up out of his chair at this point. He's not beating any thirty-year-olds in fistfights and asking me to pretend like he could is unreasonable
>older brother loves Indy >I like Indy a lot too and pretend to be him growing up >use Jurassic Park 2 action figure as Indy >see Crystal Skull with him >waiting for him to ask me to see this even though I am boycotting Disney and he isn't >tells me embarrassed that he is seeing it with his wife and they might take off work >can tell I am not invited >relief.exe
I wouldn't be relieved. It'd feel whimsical and nostalgic, even knowing the declining quality of the film itself. I'd want to relieve that feeling/memory with my brother. Like my little brother and I loved the Mission Impossible movies growing up. I absolutely would jump at the opportunity to see the new one with him.
I have no idea why people were so mad at aliens when Kingdom released, you're telling me that a dude ripping out another dude's beating heart with his bare hands, and the literal holy grail existing and being able to melt people's faces is perfectly ok, but an alien showing up is suddenly crossing the line for some reason?
I think it's probably just slightly underrated but the scene with Mutt swinging through the trees drags it down a little. The tribesmen bursting out of the walls like legend of the hidden temple nickelodeon show was little ridiculous. I didn't mind the aliens but I think it suffers form the CGI fest vs classic 80's effects differences.
>The tribesmen bursting out of the walls l
What the frick were they even doing there? The establishing shot for that scene was also one of the worst miniatures I've ever seen. What the frick were they thinking? Mac calling him "jonesy" was fricking annoying too, they also went too far with his flip flopping. The general idea of the movie was fine but they just made a bunch of bad choices.
Aliens could have worked good. Supposed to be a really good draft of the script where the Aliens are hostile and scary. George said no.
I didn't like Mutt, Maroon or Macdonalds.
Movie would have been better with a Solo Indy. Indy settling down with Maroon was so stupid. No one wants to see old people fall in love again. Indy should have been some autist that chose his career over everything else.
I was 12 when crystal skull came out and I liked it. Never saw it again though. Felt the same about the Star Wars prequels.
Now finally it’s become unpopular to shit on the prequels and we realized we were just gaslit by film critics, willl crystal skull be seen the same?
I think it will depend on how this new one is received, if it flops, people will say "See? At least Crystal Skull wasn't so shit", if it's a success people will call it a step up from Crystal Skull
Well I still watch the SW prequels occasionally and they’re fun even tho people said they were shit forever, whereas I walked out of the theatre during TFA. So I’m just wondering if Crystal Skull was the same.
To me CS was a 5/10 movie. It was more mediocre than bad. Obviously didn't live up to Raiders or Last Crusade. You liking the SW prequels is likely brain damage from mircoplastics or some shit.
Thing is, I know it's going to be annoying, but I can't stay away. I just love the character and his adventures so much, ever since I was a kid, even in Crystal Skull, that if there's even a grain of that magic, I'm drawn.
Well you might be 80 but at least you're not Ezra Miller. We'll see.
I'd rather watch you try to take a shit. It would last as long as a movie anyway.
He was already way too old in Empty Skull and that was like a decade ago. Also Lucasfilm hasn't addressed its KK infestation. I will not be granting my shekels
>this
He was already playing an ageing
middle-aged man back in the original movies in the 80’s
He'd be having trouble getting up out of his chair at this point. He's not beating any thirty-year-olds in fistfights and asking me to pretend like he could is unreasonable
Well he's just there to be told white man bad and incompetent by some boss b***h like picard luke skywalker ect
Why is Harrison Ford in a movie that looks and sounds like Indiana Jones, but isn't?
Only if you pay me
No, Harrison. It's going to flop, and I don't want to remember you like that.
I’ll wait till it’s on prime.
nope
Watched Temple of Doom today.
AMA.
How would you rank the movies?
Crusade > Raiders > Temple
Don't @ me, nerds.
But that's the correct order.
Sure am!
As soon as YIFY drops a rip, I'm there.
Depends. Which original villains have Hollywood came up with this time?
Edit: Never mind I looked it up. I'm shocked.
Yes, I will. I have very low expectations, but I'm a fan.
Uh no the internet says we’re boycotting movies made by Catherine Kennedy or whatever
Waste 2 hours on an Indian Jones movie or waste 2 hours edging to BBC porn.
Easy choice!
>m-my movie?!
harrison ford is on that joe biden dementia grind
Part time
I already promised Einstein I would watch his
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mutts law
>older brother loves Indy
>I like Indy a lot too and pretend to be him growing up
>use Jurassic Park 2 action figure as Indy
>see Crystal Skull with him
>waiting for him to ask me to see this even though I am boycotting Disney and he isn't
>tells me embarrassed that he is seeing it with his wife and they might take off work
>can tell I am not invited
>relief.exe
I wouldn't be relieved. It'd feel whimsical and nostalgic, even knowing the declining quality of the film itself. I'd want to relieve that feeling/memory with my brother. Like my little brother and I loved the Mission Impossible movies growing up. I absolutely would jump at the opportunity to see the new one with him.
I'd just be reliving our mutual disappointment of Crystal skull. No thanks
I'm not going to watch it
I have no idea why people were so mad at aliens when Kingdom released, you're telling me that a dude ripping out another dude's beating heart with his bare hands, and the literal holy grail existing and being able to melt people's faces is perfectly ok, but an alien showing up is suddenly crossing the line for some reason?
It felt out of place, yes
>But it doesn't even bother me at all???
Good for you, you're not me nor are you other people
My only question is why it felt so out of place, if the saga always had supernatural elements to it?
I think it's probably just slightly underrated but the scene with Mutt swinging through the trees drags it down a little. The tribesmen bursting out of the walls like legend of the hidden temple nickelodeon show was little ridiculous. I didn't mind the aliens but I think it suffers form the CGI fest vs classic 80's effects differences.
>The tribesmen bursting out of the walls l
What the frick were they even doing there? The establishing shot for that scene was also one of the worst miniatures I've ever seen. What the frick were they thinking? Mac calling him "jonesy" was fricking annoying too, they also went too far with his flip flopping. The general idea of the movie was fine but they just made a bunch of bad choices.
Religious supernatural is a different kind of fantastical than aliens.
Inter dimensional beings in point of fact.
Thank you, John A. Keel, writer of The Mothman Prophecies.
Aliens could have worked good. Supposed to be a really good draft of the script where the Aliens are hostile and scary. George said no.
I didn't like Mutt, Maroon or Macdonalds.
Movie would have been better with a Solo Indy. Indy settling down with Maroon was so stupid. No one wants to see old people fall in love again. Indy should have been some autist that chose his career over everything else.
I was 12 when crystal skull came out and I liked it. Never saw it again though. Felt the same about the Star Wars prequels.
Now finally it’s become unpopular to shit on the prequels and we realized we were just gaslit by film critics, willl crystal skull be seen the same?
I think it will depend on how this new one is received, if it flops, people will say "See? At least Crystal Skull wasn't so shit", if it's a success people will call it a step up from Crystal Skull
You just had shit taste bc you were 12. Them making even worse movies now, doesn't make those turds from 15-20 years ago better.
Well I still watch the SW prequels occasionally and they’re fun even tho people said they were shit forever, whereas I walked out of the theatre during TFA. So I’m just wondering if Crystal Skull was the same.
To me CS was a 5/10 movie. It was more mediocre than bad. Obviously didn't live up to Raiders or Last Crusade. You liking the SW prequels is likely brain damage from mircoplastics or some shit.
The nazis were the good guys and I'm sick of pretending they weren't
Is there some kind of mandate that requires everything be green screened with that hazy artificial hue over everything?
Frick no. No chance. It's a travesty. Frick Lucasfilm and frick Disney.
I'm so sorry
that's just the way it is now
Thing is, I know it's going to be annoying, but I can't stay away. I just love the character and his adventures so much, ever since I was a kid, even in Crystal Skull, that if there's even a grain of that magic, I'm drawn.