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How is Lois a "brown tomboy"?
Have you seen her? She's brown, spunky and a tomboy. She checks all the boxes
Looks like a sun tanned white person like me
Literally
1: She is brown
2: She is a tomboy
she was always a tomboy
now she's brown too
and Lois is not immune to g-forces, yet Superman can still take off vertically like a bullet and somehow she doesn't die in his arms.
i loved those brief moments in DCAU Lois where we got to see her family and stuff, and it was clear she was a total tomboy army brat.
This Superman show has more than two character models, making it automatically better.
brown and a tomboy = brown tomboy
Tim's Superman>>>>>>>>>This diarrhea tumblr garbage
>Tumblr
Back to 2011 with you.
>says this on freaking Cinemaphilemblr of all places
Lmao
What if Timm's lois?
Timm could probably pull off a cute sprightly Lois, it wouldn't look anything like that bullshit
Frick Timm and his ass licking drones.
Sauce?
u tell me
Timm's Superman is great but his Lois sucks
This Lois and Timm's Superman would be perfect
Weak to anal.
Why do people keep drawing her with bit breasts? She's flat. Clark has bigger breasts
I just like breasts man.
>She's flat.
That preview for the next episode says otherwise, friend
Nta but I missed it, got an image?
>big tiddy tomboy gf meme
>she's actually shown to have a decent-sized chest in certain shots
>Lois Lane canonically has some pretty big breasts
But yes, Clark's are bigger than hers
Artists are fricking hacks
she has modest bosoms but bosoms still
Wrong girl.
Source?
tullymonster, he made two pics of flip getting brat corrected also made pics of the other 2 girls
Can't find 'em. Help me out anon
I think you have to spell it tullymonst3r.
their just on his pixiv and probably twitter
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/71208275
>it's the first/most recent image the thumbnail is patty
>Tomboy
>Petite
>Weak to anal
Now if she had a nice well kept bush she would be the perfect girl.
>Bush
Ruined
Ah yes, the ugly bastard fodder haircut
Thats fine, I am the ugly bastard
Which one?
She fricks Clark in the ass?!
What about brown tomboy spunk?
What about Tom Brown's boy spunk?
What about Boy Tom's Brown Spunk?
marriage
Lance seems to have transitioned well.
You are not immune to *musky brown tomboy
I am now thanks to the vaccine.
bossy black e-girls tho...
>Flip Johnson
She can flip my Johnson with her tongue
Which of the News kid girls is the lewdest?
>Which of the News kid girls is the lewdest?
Patty:
You just KNOW that animal b***h is down for anything like getting fricked in the ass doggystyle and eating peanut butter off your balls and having her throat rough fricked!
Dammit, Anon! Now I have to draw Patti with a jar of peanut butter. Hope your happy.
GRRR...GODDAMN FERAL BRAT! NEED SOME ROUGH CORRECTION!
exactly, she needs to be made to cry and be tamed
The lewdest is when they get together and use you as little more than an accessory in their e-girldom challenge with you in the middle.
God I wish I could draw
fear not, i'm on it
Who wins the e-girldom challenge? And how drained would you be by the end of it?
Patty would probably win, she's got that "unlimited, insatiable feral energy" vibe
you fool it's already canon they are for brat correction.
Um, you know that little girls aren't in the habit of raping grown men, right?
The chance of a e-girl forcing a hot older man in to fricking her is basically zero.
you poor fool
That poor man isn't going to get his rock CDs... Is he?
no, they never give you the rock cd's anon
>Hey, Clark, we've got some real hot scoops back at our hideout.
>clark nooooooo
>anon was too slow the megusuki have claimed another innocent virgin
>Check out this cool green rock Patty found by the river.
>W-what is that? Clark mumbles as he goes limp against the wall of their hideout.
>The girls notice Clark's weakness. They're surprised but use the opportunity to touch his chest and feel his muscles.
>G-girls shouldn't...wait..stop.
>Clark finds himself at the center of grasping e-girl hands all over his body.
Damn brats clark you must fight it and correct them, take out the alpha brat and the rest will crumble
With kryptonite so close, he doesn't stand a chance. Clark will be their plaything while they used his body as the like. He'll only being able to watch as they deflower themselves on his erect wiener.
he can do it he'll fight the megusuki off, I believe in clark. He will become the e-girl-lord
they end up using the kryptonite as a makeshift gag while they pass him back and forth
Clark will one day get his revenge and correct the brats
One day....
god i want to draw this brat getting corrected so bad. Why did they make her so smug too lol
She's just a plucky newsies/Dickensian street urchin type character, you psycho.
so she has no parents
>me trying to figure out if it is a parody sub or the real deal
With Japs, you might never know...
parody, it's from a like 2016 shitpost thing,
I posted the original green from back then.
But you aren't wrong they make tons of "oh no the e-girl's are rapist or bullying adults" comics and hentai anon. They usually call them megusuki, something something confident gyaru and bratty girls.
>2016 shitpost
>screencaps says 2017
I'm pretty sure the meme is at least as old as the Fappening.
welp I said like cause I forgot, also what was the fappening?
Huh, interesting welp means the Japanese understand the nuance of wanting to correct and tame the brat/bitchy girls
>also what was the fappening
Thing that happened at the same time as Gamergate where all the celebrity nudes ever got posted onto /soc/.
ah huh interesting not really my vibe but sounds like it was probably a fun time. kind of like how a lot of people memed on shoeonhead when her sext and dating profile was dropped, poor thing. Even hentai artist make porn of her she's weirdly one of the most hated females on the internet
Who's shoeonhead? I know the name, but I can't figure out why. Do they have anything to do with Voidburger?
she was the girl that was dating armored skeptic, basically she's the centralist/socialist girl. Basically she makes tons of vids on politics and shit but she gets hate from all sides. She's basically a bit of a living meme she's only not a lolcow because she genuinely isn't insane like the others, long story short people drew porn of her because of her dating app got leaked and she is open about being bi and into bdsm. Even shadman made some art of her, but most people kind of left her alone when she took all the criticism and memes on the chin really kind of respectable it's hard to take the internet shitting on you in stride.
>long story short she's a weird mix of a trad wife/e-girl, and is middle of the road gets memed on a lot
her onlyfans was leaked a while back too btw
any porn or just feet and garbage liek that?
damn the ultimate lose, wait she had a onlyfans welp time to do some research. Also didn't seem like the type to have a only fans thought only her leaked nudes and sext from a dating app got leaked.
So she's a politically vacillating e-girl. Sounds like a pretty common thing.
LOL at her dating one of the fedoras. Is Skeptic still an alt-lite, or did he get cast out like Krautandtea?
Idk really they broke up and funny enough she reached higher peaks afterwards. Also i think everyone disavowed skeptic because basically he cheated on and left shoe for a younger girl which made people even sussier about him and shoe having an age gap.
But I'd say shoe is less shifting and more just middle of the road she's always cool with lgbt stuff and a socialist but she just seems to be open-minded, also she's not an actual moron reading a script like most political e-girls. Which people call her a pick me/political bimbo but she even disagreed with armor a lot. Idk I barely pay attention but she seems the least toxic and schizo from that side of the internet, if she was smart she'd give up on them and just go full e-girl cutest and make her money
>if she was smart she'd give up on them and just go full e-girl cutest and make her money
Well, you did say she made an Onlyfans.
I didn't say it but it seems to exist but have no content, hard to tell if it's really hers or just a fake no post and the leaks seem to be images from back when she was with skeptic which was like 4 years ago. So it could just be a nude leak and someone said she had a onlyfans.
Thought the lady ended up being older than Shoe, though it all kinda flows together into a mush of memories with Greg later dating a lady that he ended up dumping because she contracted cancer. Greg's whole life post-GG is such a wild ride, what a piece of shit.
It's "mesugaki", actually. "Mesu" is a term used to describe female animals (when applied to a human, it has similar connotations to "bitch"), "gaki" means "brat".
Maybe that should change
I can't believe she's destroying my ego with a look!
Misspelled Luz.
Close enough.
Wait, does Silver Banshee count as little?
Why would she write this?
she's a bawd and have invited some guys to her place for a wild time
>uses "please" twice
What a polite, charming young lady.
I am after watching her terrible show, she's annoying.
Threads like this actually just make me hate her even more so I think I am.
I could never compete with Superman so as soon as she was revealed she instantly became a non-entity in my mind.
That girl from Great Pretender Is doung a terrific job in this Superman cartoon.
Wish she was in a better show
Nah I'm pretty tired of it, give me more meatheads in love like Tomo-chan or even Saotome.
>I'm pretty tired of it
But it's hardly done?
>Nah I'm pretty tired of it
Give me 5 examples you homosexual
>That one shitty webcomic and um....
I guess you got me, I'm just tired of people on here wanting it so damn bad and posting art of it while it does nothing for me.
I guess technically my cup overfloweth, thanks anime
She's horny for luchadores?
Only ones as dumb and violent as her.
a ship i didn't even know i needed. also could she really beat rappa? rappa is strong asf he took multiple killing blows and was able to get up and walk and talk after getting hit with fatgums full backlash and by unbreakable Kirishima. mirko kind of is over hyped she's a glass canon literally lol
In her prime she probably has the best chance of winning a fight. Her her style is a good counter to Rappa's style since he both likes to fight head on and trade blows. She's definitely fast and agile enough to be in and out of the range of his blows before he can land a punch. Meanwhile she has kicks strong enough to decapitate a Nuomu ezpz. Also she's hardly a glass cannon since twice now she's fought through losing limbs against monsters built to kill top heroes. At the same time Rappa has a good chance of winning, especially if he guesses her approach of attack and greets her with his beatdown barrage.
>Everytime they fight the loser is always mad because they know the other one has blows strong enough to kill them meaning the only reason they're still here is because the other is holding back. How insulting
>Spoiler
Now that's what I call a foundation for true love
I just want them to get together and have a kid whose Quirk is basically Chun-Li's moveset is that so much to ask?
nice anon also to be fair those noumu were incomplete and more made to be sentient not incredible durable that's why they were deadlier. also I say she's a glass canon because that b***h loses limbs like Mr potato head. But yeah I just see rappa at his prime as way to strong also you say speed but bro the raw speed he had made it so dodging his punches was impossible so really he both has the power and speed also he was able to break unbreakable and a shock absorption quirk. I love mirko but her best quality is her never give up or submit attitude but her best feats prove she's really weak in terms of defense as we see her get crippled in her first fight. It's why I said glass canon not about her not being strong but a glass canon is someone that has high attack low def and she fits it to a T all her fights end with her losing something.
But yeah I now ship these two unfortunately rappa gets the shit end of this bargain he now has a frick nugget wife. They'd make a beast of a kid though.
>also mirko in a nutshell-pic related
lets all love Rappa
he deserves more love, he's a chad who without any special equipment or gimmicks fought two top tier defense and offense types. He even called out his ally for pulling weak shit like blocking attacks a true chad, healed up the Youngblood that put him down and walked went to jail peacefully because he knew he took the L.
Kys self inserting homosexual. Go jerk off to doujins or harem trash.
>wow this literally me nerd is gonna get all the girls lol!
Cope you fricking Black person
Is not my problem that you can't enjoy things without self inserting, you are pathethic anon.
where's the sus
Heart in bottom panel. Or the "A"
nice
Frick off /misc/
Why is she so perfect?
This looks exactly like anime. It's over for Western animation
Good thread.
Other ones are filled with trolls.
Taking requests.
Lewds fine.
Lois showing off her armpits.
here's an easy one, Lois Lane in pic related, possibly with it unzipped
Lois wearing a 'flat justice' shirt.
Lois flirting with Clarck says she sure is hot today trying to be sexy wiping sweat of herself suggestively and Clark just hands her a cold glass of ice water and smiles. She sips it and thinks dammit that was adorable.
Black Jimmy noticing all the red heads being turned into black characters and saying it’s a conspiracy I tell ya!
I for one thing they didn't go far enough! All main characters except Supes are now brown? feh! The main villains are also black too! Bah! Give the black people blue eyes and blonde hair too! That'll show em!
And remember kids! You too can gaslight people into not noticing things! Lois is just
>really really tan
New Lois meeting Timm's Lois, bonus if lewd
Lois hyping herself up in the mirror before a date with Clark.
Can be as wholesome or as horny as you like, just give her a nice ass.
Superman shaving his balls with his heat vision and accidentally burning one.
nuLois wearing the all-star suit
all star superman has a lot of cool characters in it, how come no one every decided to bring them into the main universe?
Looks great, Anon. Nice work.
Goodness gracious.
new lois in DCAU lois outfit
draw her in a absurdly girly dress pouting and blushing.
Lois getting her coffee and prepping for her story still in these clothes while showing more curves
requesting you go back to redd!t and have a nice day
rude
I fricking hate anime style waifus, ty
good
Is her hairline receding?
rude
Anyone else want more tomboy/nerd dynamics?
Underrated dynamic
If by underrated you mean what literally nerd on this website fantasizes about lmao
(me included btw)
That's lame self-insert fantasy for spineless nerds.
Why would I want to be?
I want to make her spunkier.
Brown tomboy is not immune to spunk either
indeed
>Why won't you fulfill the commissioners request and rape the joker batman?
that's gay
Clark is gonna get cucked by his alterego
Superman is his real self.
Clark is just a loser he pretends to be.
He is just being his own wing-man.
>Superman is his real self.
>Clark is just a loser he pretends to be
Nice going, Tarantino
Bill, Tarintino is the director.
And also the one who wrote his lines
>writer = characters
brain-worms
So are we to believe Tarantino wasn't giving a personal take on Superman when he wrote that speech?
pls don't reply to me until you've graduated high school
pls don't reply me until you come out with a reasonable answer
the reasonable answer is to kys
I just gave you a chance to grow up first
Suicide pact, let's do both
Black child erotic... needs bleach correction...!
Yes, the scene basically spells out that Bill is using it as a metaphor for why he personally believes he has a right to abuse others because he thinks he and Beatrix are beyond the common man, that he's like Superman who he feels shares his contempt for mankind because he's incapable of seeing the point of "lowering yourself" for any reason other than mockery. He believes he knows exactly who Beatrix is and she like him could never stomach being anything other than Superman, but he's proven wrong. Their climatic duel at dawn is cancelled because he didn't see who Beatrix was, who was someone worthy of knowing Pai Mei's secret technique and someone willing to truly be Superman for BB. Bill is fricking Lex Luthor, a villain who can't believe in the good of Superman so he makes up reasons as to why he's evil like him.
That is a reasonable answer
Yes? Bill is a bad person who deserves to die. This is literally the core premise of the entire story. The inciting incident is Bill killing 9 people and ruining the life of someone he loves because he's an butthole. The movie practically goes out of its way to illustrate how much of a dick move that was throughout its runtime. Why would you think we're supposed to actually agree with anything he says?
I know anon but I highly doubt Tarintino also believes in Phrenology and that blacks are naturally subservient.
I say spunky but purely because I realized it was a perfect word for Tomboys after listening to the SF3 soundtrack
Makoto so cute.
Even Superman as himself is pretty fricking dorky in most comic runs. It's part of Supes' charm.
I can when Latinas find a way to piss me off.
I like this Lois Lane
giwtwm
You almost ruined this thread with that sheboon abomination you fricking moron. Lois is tan, not another species.
She's going to get raped by Jimmy who turns into Batman while Clark watches. Meanwhile outside General Zodd fights a skeleton.
I believe in tomboy supremacy.
>"spunky brown tomboy"
Yeah, nobody says "spunky" outside of advertisers. Astroturf thread
I say spunky because it's slang for semen.
She needs to be covered in my spunk.
I say spunk sometimes, it's a fun word to say. Apparently to bonglanders it means cum or something which adds another layer of funniness.
I LOVE LOIS (luz)
>bland annoying feminist Karen vs fun cute girl next door discovering her femininity by loving you
No competition.
Is Lois Lane a karen? She always struck me as a fun loving girl, only with style
It's fun and it's fresh.
>top
>careerist girlboss who would probably frick Bruce Wayne if it meant getting a story
>bottom
>underdog tomboy who does not give a frick if Bruce Wayne wants to be interviewed or not
>Caucasians cant be bronze or tanned
anons here were born after that Alize clip
more zoomie example
Is she pretending to be Hispanic, black, or Asian this time?
Normal Lois looks like a chink anyways, especially the Timm one. Ngl. Also cope.
Bruce Timm Superman was borderline mexican looking but I just assumed he was tanned from farm work. Lois Lane had purple eyes and all women in Timm cartoons had anime eyes.
whatta handsome Chinese couple
Is Bruce white?
you guys sure he's not being paid by the CCP?
Lane did look very asian especially in close up shots.
how do i improve my character.ai Lois bot
>black perry white
>indian jimmy olsen
>short hair lois lane
>all female characters look like feminist stereotypes
Animated shows/movies were the only good thing dc had and they fricked it up
Yes i am because tomboys became an overused meme and the fact that Lois Lane of all things is turned into one is so fricking boring but nobody cares because she never had a "design" like Harley Quinn did
It's not even "safe horny", it feels so fricking boring it might as well be AI created
thank you for coming out of the closet, anon.
>and the fact that Lois Lane of all things is turned into one
You know Lois always been a tomboy right? Like having long hair doesn't automatically stop you from being a tomboy.
I wouldn't say she was a Tomboy but her being one doesn't feel out of character
Several Superman runs, across the ages, straight up called Lois a tomboy by various characters. Including Lois herself.
Nobody cared or acknowledged that until they gave her a generic tomboy design though
marriage material
I'm well aware.
>tfw no cute lois x anon greens
Big forehead
>tfw no Lois gf to care for you when sick
my wife
luz + catra = lois
I'm gay.
good thing she looks like a boy
If I can avoid falling for Luz and Korra I’m 99.999999% percent sure I can avoid whatever the hell that thing is.
just be racist like me
INTERLOCKED HAND HOLDING WITH LOIS LANE
>Cinemaphile is lusting for a female Carlos
zombie house latching to this show like a parasite that refuses to die
i know...
i am immediately on my knees for any brown girl with a pixie cut
i want this Lois to beat me up and call me garbage
Just go to a college, find a girl that looks like this and say "there are only two genders",
no 3DPD for me
byt thanks
>Just go to a college
>just take out a 100k loan for a useless degree
lmao
This is the most interesting Lois in decades, and possibly the cutest.
>Livewire cucking Lois
Thoughts?
Not until there's fanart.
go one, she she rape Clark in front a tied up Lois like Rashamon?
and Clark can't resist cause he can't reveal he's superman???
I don't watch the show, are you just fanficing or did that happen?
If so, I'm disappointed it's Livemullet and not the classic. But mildly relieved she 's atleast a bibawd
Fanficing, sadly. I've always been a fan of Livewire domming Supes but it seems like she's going to be gay in this.
In the comics she's low-key into him.
Lol, someone tried to whitewash the promotionsl image
https://twitter.com/Sharklover3303/status/1680712858567340034
terrible lois
is she some OC, she doesn't even look like any previous Lois
>whitewash
lmao
they were blackwashed, dumbfrick
hi, justnight3303
You mean restore.
Jimmy looks great, Lois needs some more changes
>someone
it's not a bad idea to drive up yer engagements and shit
entire internet news is based about hateclicks, why shouldn't independent artists get a share of the pie???
>I'm revoking your fanart privileges.
whom bestowed such authority upon thee?
I do enjoy the new porn.
I need Mama Kent lewds.
Can't believe we haven't gotten any yet
You're wrong. THIS is a tomboy. That's just a pretty short-hair.
yeah without the context you can't even tell she is a girl
What about her makes her a tomboy? The only things known about her are her name, looks, and position within Flip's kiddie newspaper (comics artist). None of these make her a tomboy any more than it does Lois.
That's not a tomboy, that's a spazz.
Yes, I need a pic of Patty licking peanut butter off of Clark's wiener.
Oh hey it's Gaurdian
It’s not bad in a “2010s how to draw like your anime’s” kinda way, though live wire is a complete let down. You’d think that the trannies writing this would’ve chomped at the bit to turn her into a chud to take down. But she’s just generic as shit, and I really don’t understand why they cast Parnell as deathstroke. Also why is it on at midnight? Wouldn’t it make more sense to put it on at prime time?
She only likes really tall buff guys so I’m safe
mega?
3eps so far
https://mega.nz/folder/KvIigRxR#VTgX7N9wsbIIpXvKRQA-lQ
Thanks
Yeah, I totally am.
I like long hair and big breasts. You know, women.
I am.
I would punch her in the face, tomboys sound annoying as frick.
>"Haha anon I'm so not girly and you're a dork let me peg you lol-" WHOP!
End of that conversation.
Those types of women don’t exist anyway it’s just coomer shit for submissive gays with repressed bisexuality
Who said tomboys are into pegging? They like to get fricked just like any other girl.
Actually yes I am.
In fact I'm going through tomboy fatigue right now.
You could call it tomboy exhaustion even.
I want pictures of Lois Lane's feet!
Tough luck, she sleepsgwnkw with socks.
she cute
she looks like a mestizo ellen page with that forehead
Got that code lyoko forehead going on.
>Lois turns out to be a massive sub with a breeding kink.
is there fanservice on it? since it's so much like anime
New fanart!
https://twitter.com/LandTimbo/status/1680858305412091904
>clarks massive penis shadow over chibi lois
>subtle pussy outline
That's the good stuff
How did she?
>posting art from a tracer
Can you link the thing it was traced from so we can all appreciate that instead of the stolen art?
You're right, I'm not.
Damn I love women in mens' shirts.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH
https://twitter.com/jakewyattriot/status/1680291954125570049
Didn't notice the Trigun Stampede parallels before.
>small tenacious reporter woman
Wasn't Meryl some sort of insurance person? Or did they make her a reporter in the newest series?
reporter which then pivots into insurance person
>Or did they make her a reporter in the newest series?
This one. In the manga and the 98 anime she was an investigator for an insurance agency. In the new anime called Trigun: Stampede she's a newbie reporter and her partner is a jaded old guy instead of Millie.
The show itself also reminds me of MAWS since they're both origin stories that caught flak for changing designs and making the MC too "babygirl"
Why the frick did you watch this
And why the frick is MAWS taking inspiration from the shitty reboot?
>Why the frick did you watch this
I liked Land of the Lustrous and wanted to see what Studio Orange was doing that was taking up production time that could be used on S2 of gemmbutts.
>And why the frick is MAWS taking inspiration from the shitty reboot?
I doubt it's taking inspiration from Stampede since it came out earlier this year.
No Millie is why I didn't bother but I'm also hearing that she actually appeared later on? I still don't understand the point of having left her out, period.
Millie gets namedropped in the finale's post credits so she'll probably be in S2 if it gets greenlit. She wasn't in S1 since the timeline is notably different in this show, which does make it interesting to watch (Knives gets introduced earlier, more manga stuff gets included, etc), but if you really liked the '98 anime you'll probably have mixed feelings about Stampede.
So it doesn't sound like I should watch it.
What should I watch instead? I just finished up Kaguya-Sama Season 1 and the Konosuba spinoff. The animes I've been thinking of watching are either Eureka Seven or Nichijou.
Sounds like you're partial to comedies, so Nichijou is an alright pick. Can't comment on Eureka 7 since I haven't seen it. If you want something a bit more western on of my personal faves is Space Dandy. It's episodic as hell so there's no real ongoing plot but the animation it some of the best I've seen in a show and the dub is great.
Already watched Space Dandy. I have a big list of Toonami shows I'm trying to make my way through so I can read the archived threads about them on Cinemaphile.
Heck, just have my MAL:
https://myanimelist.net/animelist/Greener223224
>so I can read the archived threads about them on Cinemaphile
Why would you want to do that?
Anyway Psycho Pass S1 is great. The quality dips a bit after that but it never became unwatchable to me, and my buddy who has similar tastes to you liked it the whole way through so your mileage may vary. Also the OST for the whole show slaps.
>Why would you want to do that?
So I don't feel lonely while watching anime. It's why I stopped watching Bleach and Ghost In The Shell - I need to read through all the Toonzone threads while I watch, which I can't do when the website's been down for half a year.
If you don't want to feel lonely while watching anime, just go to conventions until you pick up a weeb girl. All you have to do is shower beforehand and pretend to have people skills and you're instantly two or three standard deviations above the average convention-goer
I can't drive.
The good thing is that they made Lois look more like cute, classic Meryl instead of that bland, new Bulma-looking shit.
is this fine too?
That is more than fine
That's just Season 5 Catra.
Did anyone else thought the waifuing, Owl Houses references and Superman personality debates were from Cinemaphile only? It feels like the entire internet turned into Cinemaphile
I'll commission art of her being raped by an obese and balding version of The Mandrill.
why Mandrill when DC already has the perfect character?
Maybe (s)he's a furry or into AMHF
>AMHF
what?
The opposite of HMAF
lmao It looks like Luz is about to suck Clark's dick and he's looking out to make sure no one's watching
Link to Mega?
not to be a perv or anything, but what the hell happened to femdom lois?
https://minart-was-taken.tumblr.com/post/722923745085456384/i-refuse-to-draw-a-man-covered-in-poop-so-thats
"Breaking news: OP is based. I am not paid enough for this."
what show is this Lois from?
I just remembered they gave one of the girls nipples.
What turns on a kryptonian?
Superman is an alien, an extraterrestrial. His humanoid frame is doubtless the result of parallel evolution, as the marsupials of Australia resemble their mammalian counterparts.
A specific niche in the ecology calls for a certain shape, a certain size, certain capabilities, certain eating habits.
Be not deceived by appearances. Superman is no relative to homosexual sapiens.
What arouses Kal-El's mating urge? Did kryptonian women carry some subtle mating cue at appropriate times of the year? Whatever it is, Lois Lane probably didn't have it.
We may speculate that she smells wrong, less like a kryptonian woman than like a terrestrial monkey. A mating between Superman and Lois Lane would feel like sodomy-and would be, of course, by church and common law.
Assume a mating between Superman and a human woman designated LL for convenience.
Either Superman has gone completely schizo and believes himself to be Clark Kent; or he knows what he's doing, but no longer gives a damn. Thirty-one years is a long time. For Superman it has been even longer.
He has X-ray vision; he knows just what he's missing. (*One should not think of Superman as a Peeping Tom. A biological ability must be used.
As a child Superman may never have known that things had surfaces, until he learned to suppress his X-ray vision. If millions of people tend shamelessly to wear clothing with no lead in the weave, that is hardly Superman's fault.*)
The problem is this. Electroencephalograms taken of men and women during sexual intercourse show that orgasm resembles "a kind of pleasurable epileptic attack." One loses control over one's muscles.
Superman has been known to leave his fingerprints in steel and in hardened concrete, accidentally. What would he do to the woman in his arms during what amounts to an epileptic fit?
Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.
Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.
Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.
Ejaculation of semen is entirely involuntary in the human male, and in all other forms of terrestrial life. It would be unreasonable to assume otherwise for a kryptonian.
But with kryptonian muscles behind it, Kal-El's semen would emerge with the muzzle velocity of a machine gun bullet. (*One can imagine that the Kent home in Smallville was riddled with holes during Superboy's puberty. And why did Lana Lang never notice that?*)
In view of the foregoing, normal sex is impossible between LL and Superman.
kryptonite wienerring
Technically, copulation between Superman and a human would be akin to beastiality
he's an alien
so it's worse than beastiality?
comme ci comme ça
No, he's intelligent so it's interspecies,
anon means Lois is the animal
> the marsupials of Australia resemble their mammalian counterparts
But australia has mammals too.
Here's a pic of Clark correcting Flip. I'll probably color it some other time.
https://files.catbox.moe/ih9tsp.png
damn
Her breasts are too small
>everyone focusing on Flip when Patti is the one in need of correction
>"Well son, some men your age have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice."
>"But, they're not dating LOIS freakin' LANE! Have you seen that girl's ass!? It's built like Watchtower!
biden?
I want to spunk this brown tomboy.
Tomboys in lingerie is CUTE
I am immune to everything
that's bullshit, but I believe it
Frick off Giorno, we need King Crimson back to skip all the reruns and Shippuden filler.
Can we just remove Jimmy from the show?
He can stay if he hooks up with Silver Banshee like the current comics.
he's a gay
they will introduce us to his "roommate" and never mention it again
Bow was a giant gay, but he still turned out straight. Don't count Jimmy out yet.
He gets with a girl.
I will now accept apologies from everyone who said Jimmy was a gay.
Doubters crashing in flames.
cis-bros.. we can't stop wining!
I don't count it if Jim is black
wrong
I dislike the race swap too but if you would rather he be a queer than black you've lost the plot
he'd prefer blacks die off, so being a gay is better
If he's gotta be black than make him a buck
That's him meeting an alternate Jimmy, not finding a GF.
Also, I get the Gorilla Grodd/Brotherhood of Evil reference, but what's the telepathic horse?
Comet, probably. Or Vanguard if they want to get really obscure.
Nah, Im into bishounen Superman, but I love the cute latina with the hunky white guy ship. Im praying that neither of them turn out gay.
>bishounen
stop using words you don't know, dumb frickgin moron
would you prefer the "twinkification" of superman?
Twink generally means a teen boy or feminine man that could easily be mistaken for one.
Jimmy is a twink.
Clark is not.
Snyder c**ts are with so weird with repressed homosexual lust for Murderman.
isn't he more what they call a himbo?
A himbo/bimbo is a clueless or dumbass person who gets by because they're good looking. Clark isn't stupid, I think he'd just be classified as a very built cinnamon roll.
Clark has some himbo aspects, he's not stupid, but he is naive.
He may qualify as a twunk, but but he might be too big even for that.
>Twunk
Clark is by proper definition a Twunk.
This show is an animu styled romcom aimed at a female audience. Bishounen is the more accurate terminology for the young, handsome protagonist.
Twink, twunk, himbo and femboy are terms for fudge packing homosexuals like yourself.
stop using words stupid and wrongly filthy burger mutt-toid
Back to >>>/y/, zipperbreasts.
more
geeze just draw the art, homosexuals, stop trying to """funny"""""
>how dare people try
yes
they should not
they are too ashamed of being horny they have to add a throw away line for fun HAHA, LOL
nobody is checking your art to laugh, if they did you wouldn't have to draw breasts 'n shit
I like the funny line.
WHERE WAS THE FUNNY
I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY
The funny is "no breasts" is written on her breasts. You'll need to speak English to get it, though.
see
Frick off Dobson.
Why make her flat I am sad now
I'm going to have a stroke from every neuron in my brain firing off at the same time
A stroke is the result of a lack of blood flow to the brain (ischemic stroke) or internal bleeding within the brain (hemorrhagic stroke). What you're describing is a grand mal seizure.
Thanks for the clarity, Brain Surgeon anon.
This design is just a boy with eyelashes. People who like it are homosexuals.
Non non, pederasts, not homosexuals.
Cinemaphile accepts users of all sexual orientation, bigot.
I'd like Lois more if she was a cute bot, ngl.
It's a test run for when they eventually make superman gay.
Damn, those yids are clever fricks!
Light'n the parlor
Fire'n the grate
Clock on the mantle says it's gettin late.
Curtains on the window snowy white
The parlor is pleasant on sunday night...
Her Cat Grant impersonation was great.
It comes naturally to her
I also cum naturally to her
Watched a couple episodes. Clark really reminds me of Gohan in high school.
Hope Funsexydb is happy.
FRICK YOU
LOOK WHAT THEY DONE
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY DEATHSTROKE
All they need to do is make him more loose.
Like Liquid Snake.
>WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO MY DEATHSTROKE
They just made him younger?
Twinkstroke.
>superman just starting out as superman
>all the other characters in the universe are younger as well
Anon....
>ywn be Clark Kent
cute
Requesting fanart of Clark wearing a TF2 Spy disguise mask of his Superman face.
Lois was always a tomboy.
God damn
Anyone else look at this specific picture of Lois Lane and see Ulrich from Code Lyoko?
Me. I can even make out the forehead.
>the subtle hair
Lord have mercy
That looks suspiciously like AI
nah, ai is when parts of the work looks great and other shit incongruously, that's just a drawgay in training doing his best
this is ai
Please do not post AI art. It makes me want to set fire to my eyeballs.
wut, it looks fine
you are just seeing past it and the end of all humanity at the cold unfeeling hands of machine intelligence
get a grip, moron
Go back to
you fricking bot shill.
/biz/?
thst's NFTs moron, you mean Cinemaphile
also are you ESL, you can't tell the sarcasm?
anyway, moron
>thst's NFTs moron, you mean Cinemaphile
I thought Cinemaphile was where all the crypto shills got cast out, and Cinemaphile was supposed to be a different kind of technophile who worshipped PC gaming rigs.
Okay, I guess they also worship chatbots.
Yes, NFTs crashed hard last year.
Anons frequently mistake ai for NFTs, but ai shit is free and pushed by Cinemaphile waifu-gays not crypto bros actually scamming your boomer parents out of money.
like this fool, he literally doesn't know what he doesn't know
but it's fine, ai art has been pretty stagnate, it just does pretty standing poses, gonna take a while before it can actually threaten working professionals
ai lois is just as real as cartoon lois, ie not real
Is this cropped or was this actually how it was drawn?
>fotm shit
They should've made her black.
It's funny because Clark in the original comics was always trying to impress Lois with complete geeky things like animal documentaries and stamp collecting while generally being a clumsy dork around the office since he was to dull his senses way down to appear normal. I'm glad they brought Supes back to his roots.
I am
Especially when it's a design that's just Luz with Lois's Name
New Brown Meryl art!
https://twitter.com/FLYTRAPXX/status/1681427587443343362
Where's the SB fanart?
We've got one drawboi trying to make stuff with her, but so far it's all Luz Luz Luz and Clark. Guess the artists are waiting for see if she ever comes back.
I wanna see her return but with a cool skull painted onto the helmet.
The visor makes it look like the skull has a big goofy smile
i drew a shitty traditional sketch last thread, I said i'd draw more when we make another thread but some Cinemaphile tourist made a weird mahito thread saying it was a siobhan thread alas.
Yeah, siobhan is cuter than luzis lane, also cool theirs another draw anon working on stuff of her based as hell. Mostly just flip which is also good.
It's over
shills have only enough gas for lois
the show will die, withered and ignored
as usual
you fell for their scam once again Cinemaphile
>stop using our real names!
>is that a camera?
Cute
we should make another thread, I'll def draw in it she's so cute and needs loving abuse
Make her into a e-girl and we'll talk
banshee dicky
why did they make her so cute and give her them finger animations you know she gives a sensual handy
Oh, she absolutely gives a killer handjob. Sometimes literally, if she has the helmet on.
>has the helmet?
How do you think you forced her to give you the handy, she got to work to get her helmet back kek
>imagine making her give you head with the mask like it moves so she can show her face.
>you forced her
>not the other way around
Uncultured. Disappointing.
femdom is gay anon, it's gay! Also, yeah nah this you other anons fault it is now canon she's ryona bait.
It's so brave of you to just come out and admit that you're a virgin like that
I...I...I thought we were just messin around bro. I was just kidding, f-f-femdom just ain't for me.
>how did he know
>femdom is gay anon, it's gay
This shouldn't be a criticism.
it was a joke anon, I thought we were just bros joking I even called her ryona bait. Why are you guys bullying me
You know just like the rest of us that irony is dead. When people jokingly criticize, they're spouting that stance in total honesty.
Jeez, I just wanted to love the waifu siobhan, I was gonna offer to draw art and everything then you guys went schizo on me. I was only honest in that femdom isn't my vibe but of course calling it gay was ironic even the concept is stupid femdom=gay is just absurd I said it twice you guys need to stop reading in a pessimistic way.
Sorry.
it's cool like i said, I may not be into femdom but i respect others opinions, I may think and draw siobhan as ryona bait but i will draw the opposite lowkey if ya pitch me and idea with a ref I'll draw ya something bro.
We need a another siobhan thread but if one doesn't get made I'll just post it to the current supes thread
Well, there are a lot of idiots out there who genuinely believe femdom is gay because they think it's all pegging and sissification and, well, gay shit. (In fairness, those things are WAY overrepresented in the genre.) And then there are the stone-cold morons that think dominance is an inherently masculine trait.
>stone-cold morons that think dominance is an inherently masculine trait.
*wipes forehead*
But yeah I get that I mean I'm 100% not into femdom it's gay to me, metaphorically but if you like it all good in the hood my dude. I believe we all have our quirks kinks so you do you I'll do me.
Like in the child thread I drew a shit ton of femdom but I was practically begging for a maledom request but alas they are few and far. I guess that's my thing at times I feel femdom has become so wide spread of recent also I do believe some get into it less out of enjoy meant and more desperation but this is neither here nor there. Long and short of it I respect ya boyos and your stuff just messin
Hang on, which thread did you draw femdom for? Where is it?
the old child thread from last week, the yj thread may have been it's name.
GG? also jesus I guess the only thing that made him cool was shoe, I actually enjoy her vids at times and think she's a actually funny youtuber If she stopped all the politics I'd actually be more interested and think she'd fluroish.
But yeah seems armor skeptic, should have been skeptical about himself kek
I always thought Superman going crazy and becoming a dictator after Lois Lane dies was dumb.
Now I understand.
That's a dude
Pic related it's the same dude
Next episode we're gonna see Lois's back
>Lois has boobs, and sizeable ones that is
Ok, what's the trick here?
big coat
>Glassfish, of all artists, not drawing Lois lusting (or fricking) shota Clark, instead going for the adult version
That is amazing... has this show, partially, cleansed their soul or something?
Pretty sure that's not Glassfish.
Pretty sure it is. But, if you have the source, I would love to hear it.
Not the guy but it's funsexydragonball. After years of addiction I'd know that style anywhere.
Has anyone draw her pregnant yet?
Pregnant tomboys make my pp hard
The real spunky brown tomboy is Patty
Clark should be happy he's the man of steel, because I'm pretty sure Patty would absolutely bite his dick.
>draw a boy, call it a girl
>draw a girl, call it a boy
they are both girls
Are they, though?
yes
I prefer my women who have breasts and aren’t sticks
>see image
But where are the breasts there, anon?
id like to spunky her brown tomboy if you know what i mean
:O
Lois gonna get cucked once Bruce arrives
>he thinks Bruce will be white
LOLOLOLO
I'd applaud having a black Batman, actually.
Also has there ever been a non-white Batman? You people are obnoxiously paranoid that seeing even one nonwhite person in your anime or even on the street is a sign of the apocalypse.
If they ever add him, this is probably what he will look like
That's just Wolfwood.
I want Wonder Woman visiting and Lois becoming extremely jealous for no reason.
I'm glad hetbros have something they enjoy. Tomboy Lois and himbo Clark seem really popular with the boys and girls. I still yearn for a ginger twink Jimmy but we can't all be winners.
>ginger twink Jimmy
Jimmy is boring as frick. This is first time I actually liked this character.
im saving all of these cropped into my "actual boys" folder and theres nothing you can do about it
True and this is from someone who's more into men
Daily reminder that Dead Company doesn't give a shit what they piss out now, just like it's moronic sibling Marvel.
Just
>marathoned
the Nichijou pilot. It's really cute and well animated.
I am immune, because I am racist.
you are correct
I want to plap her gently
not falling for it. she'll be lesbian by time the series ends.
>bump limit
We did it!
FRICK YEAH!
See you guys next time!
was their any worry lol?
which one theirs like 5 lois threads
Congregate in uhhhh whichever one has the most posts right now I guess
The one where she's wearing pasties.
You're right, I'm not immune, however, I wouldn't fall for that one, but will for this gal.