>You are now a beautiful strong flower who must protect her delicate petals and clean them regularly.
How the FRICK did this fly under the censors back then?
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>You are now a beautiful strong flower who must protect her delicate petals and clean them regularly.
veganas make me uncomfortable
>You will now bleed for multiple days from your pee pee and you have to wash it or it will smell bad and only black guys want "stanky poosy" as they call it.
Can't believe that line made it in.
That "stanky poosy" line unironically works on insecure fat chicks, they're also too moronic to fast and hold back on the fork.
That's what werewolf allegories are full, once in a while they become a monster that kills you so never relax.
Do Asian girls really?
The west has unironically fallen bros
Hideous!
reminder that the "um periods are a normal thing that happens to every boy therefor there needs to be a Hollywood movie about it don't be sexist" argument can always be disproven by the fact that none of these people are clamoring for a hollywood movie about a little boy who wakes up one day as a big banana and he's kinda stiff and he needs to avoid getting excited in public or he will start leaking. what? that's a normal thing every boy goes through! don't be sexism ma'am!
>periods are a normal thing that happens to every girl*
oh boy a typo i can't wait Cinemaphilegays to have a field day with this one
No it should be a movie about a boy turning into a freakish monster and he needs to control himself in public and make it an allegory for all men are rapists and teach boys not to rape.
Maybe disguise it under racism and the boy turns into a black monster who steals, that'll really throw em off
anon, the difference here is that something like THAT would actually pass, since "every boy is an inherent rapist" is already a common societal belief
Big banana sounds moronic
I assumed you were being sarcastic
>pp getting hard is equal to 40-50 years of suffering women have to endure
Oh no my little penis is hard frick me i hope nobody sees my hard little penis and laughs at me i dunno what I'd do if someone saw me hard lil penis in my pants.. id probably grow up to be a fat loser on an image board
Why are women like this? It's like I can see the steam coming out of your eras
>women
I'm a guy you stupid small pp crybaby
You act like a woman though, you might as well transition
>oh no someone made dun of my tiny penis and now im mad they must be a troony
Who are you quoting?
hey don't throw stones when you're in a glass house lol. I do agree though that penises were less taboo than being on the rag though.
OH SHIT YOU SPELLED THEREFORE WRONG AHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID butthole
would be pretty based. I assume you got that idea from E;R
no i don't know who that is, i just think the hypocrisy is moronic
either all natural bodies are beautiful and need to be openly talked about, or we go back to being hush hush about it
none of this woman only crap
Men got big mouth and women got turning red
Except
1. Big Mouth features both boys and girls
and 2. It's an absurdist adult sitcom, not a Disney movie for kiddies (well, it's not for kiddies, it's for grown women, but if they wanna pass it off as being for little kids then we need to hold em to that)
Turning Red is appropriate for all boys and girls, especially those over age 9.
If you're still coming onto Cinemaphile after you're 9 I have no words.
Some of the prominent plot points of Big Mouth surround the female characters.
this guy's stuff is fricking kino he's actually hilarious and he manages to make political or politically related jokes that are funny in ways other than just "haha it's funny cause i agree with his politics" that most people write
i'd frick him in the bum if he asked
eh I bet you would.
E;R is that you?
uh no. But you'd have no way of knowing.
>been watching e;r for years
>watched this video with wife in the background
>she scoffs, rolls her eyes, or reluctantly nods at various opinions
>gets to the bit at the end with the twin towers
>she's just confused
>I'm pic related
moron
Lol roastie got mad, must be on her red panda form
Shut the frick up
no
feminist comics ironically give us the best reaction images
post some more
i remember when pic rel was storytimed here
kek gonna start referring to angry women as being on their "Red panda"
people who either not get it or know you're talking about this movie.
That's basically every movie ever lol
>Every movie ever features allegories to young boys struggling with their penises becoming erect and leaking jizz
What the FRICK kinda movies are you watching, anon?
Big hero 6 is about erections, baymax coming out of his box is literally akin to a penis becoming erect
We already got that, it's called South Park's Erection Day.
>Gee, Jim, are you sure it's a good idea to let a woman write and direct our next children's film?
>Of course, what could go wrong!
>Gosh darn I don't know, what if she writes a movie about.... Girls on their periods, being all emotional and shit....
>Oh, Bob, you're so sexist, it'll be fine, she wouldn't do something like tha-
>.....
>........
>............
>JIM!
>I know Bob, I saw....
>DAMMIT JIM!
are women and women (male) physically incapable of insulting anyone in a way that doesn't involve their appearance, their ability to perform a sex, or the appearance of the organ they use to perform a sex? they call men the vain sex, but listen to one speak angrily for 5 minutes and you'll see how it takes a fricking truck to pull them away from either going "ok but um umm ummm YOU'RE UGLY" or "SMALL PENIS SMALL PENIS!"
it's like the one thing they think about
sounds like you're ugly and have a small penis
see what i mean?
Sounds like the truth hurts
>utterly mind broken incels malding because theyre erection movie idea is moronic
>troon fuming he got called out
>meltdown on the cartoon board
No because their lives revolve around sex and the desire for sex to validate themselves. So of course that is what they use as insults, any other idea is alien to them.
moron
Why are you obsessed about it?
>"PENIS PENIS PENIS SMALL PENIS TINY PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS VERY LITTLE PENIS ALWAYS PENIS CONSTANTLY PENIS EVERY DAY PENIS PENIS PENIS!"
>"Why can't you insult us in any way other than our penis?"
>"Haha dude why are you so obsessed with it?"
Spiderman was the male puberty movie are you guys moronic?
yeah it is, actually. James Cameron even wrote a script where there's a nocturnal emission gag.
ITT we post as if the male erection movie, "Going Stiff" where a boy turns into a big banana, is real
*ahem*
>HOW DID THEY GET AWAY WITH IT!?
I loved the part where the main character Mitchell whistled at a girl and then his little banana stem started showing and he had to go behind the bleachers and stroke it until it calmed down
Dumbass
If you double click send by accident, it posts but if people reply, you don't get (You)s
Lol women are incapable of letting go of their habit of passive aggressively logging everything and using it against you like demons, to the point where they instinctively do the same to an anon on a Chinese cartoon forum fixing a typo
now you're just getting salty
Dunce.
>clean them regularly
Aren't veganal hygiene products a scam or something, not like I'll ever be a woman but I remember some wall of text about bacteria ecosystems and having to keep using them forever or the smell got even worse than before.
no it's true, the inside of the vegana is self cleaning and will only get dirty if your microbiome is sick, or if you get it dirty
you only need to clean the outside folds
Yeah. Just soap and water or you ruin yourself.
I assume this means running soap and water on your cooch, which is not a scam, versus jetting water up your front hole, which is dumb
no need to repost goddamn
The hulk is about erections
Toy story is about puberty and how andy cant play with his woody all the time and when your woody acts on its own, it needs to be hidden
I personally thought the highlight of the movie was when creamy banana juice leaked out of the blossom of the banana.
Stop thinking about dicks.
Luca was about puberty for boys
Ratatouille was about puberty about having a little rat who makes you feel confident but having to hide it
Uh bros? Pinnochio bros?
why not just do as the desert people do and cut them, it's more hygienic
Circumcision was never about hygeine it was about a man with IBS coordinating with mothers to stop boys from jerking off as it causes blindness and a life of loserdom.
Tony the Tiger things cutting your wiener off is grrrreat
acksfully Kellogg wasn't the main person who made the burgers cut off their foreskins
>acksfully
Opinion discarded
boys? you also know female circumcision is a thing, right?
No it's not. Dont be a moron
it is and it's a beautiful thing, americans should push for female circumcision. people with knowledge and experts say it helps to stop the spreading of STD and improves your health
Sounds like sunk cost copes by cutgays
circumcision should be mandatory and obligatory for all american citizens.
Proud to be a non-american and have to pull my foreskin to pee
You got to keep all your nerve endings and probably have amazing nuts, I'm so jealous of uncutgays
Censoring basic hygiene? Are you Mexican?
>Are you Mexican?
I don't get it
Amazing movie
Okay so maybe it wasn't that great but we need this right now.
She looks like she has rabies.
the fact this has to be explained is proof no one had media literacy anymore
>You are now a beautiful strong flower who must offer her delicate and exotic petals to anyone in the street and, for the right price, let random stranger ravage them in the parking lot behind the local 7-Eleven.
Good lord imagine the smell
I'm more interested if she has the famous sideways dicky Europeans said some Asian women had.
>sideways
fricking what?
>he doesn't know.
Black person WHAT'S THIS ABOUT SIDEWAYS COOCHIES WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
>4town
>5 members
Reminds me of a band from Poland named Just 5
Jews did this
I never did anything to you
yet
I was very disappointed there was no pool scene in the movie.
Consider yourself lucky that Disney didn't have the gall to show us that fat gremlin and her ugly friends in a swimsuit.
It's rated PG.
AAAAH!!! veganaS!!! HELP ME, Black personMAN, IM GOING INSAAAANE!!!
you ever notice how women think men are scared of everything they criticize?
>haha SCARED of veganas? SCARED of boobs? SCARED of makeup? SCARED of big strong independent womyns?
i didn't used to understand why, i heard it since i was a kid all the way to adulthood and it was never in the context of fear, anything from honest criticism or the way they dress or regular ol schoolyard insults... but never fear
it wasn't until i noticed a few years ago.... it's projection
you see women live their lives in fear, it's normal for them, most of the time there's nothing *to* fear but fear controls them, and when they come across a situation, they ask themselves "how would i be feeling in this situation? how would i be feeling if i was insulting or criticising or making fun of someone? ah, i'd likely be doing it out of fear! so this man must be feeling the same way"
it's a sex ruled by fear, so they can't fathom negative emotions that aren't, at least in some part, that
breasts or GTFO
It absolutely did not fly under any censors. The metaphor is way too on the nose to miss. They left it in there because it's the kinda cringey thing a mom would say to her daughter. The whole scene is supposed to be that kind of relatable and uncomfortable.
>You are now a beautiful strong flower who must protect her delicate petals and clean them regularly.
She should've responded with "Mom, that's such outdated thinking. Everyone KNOWS that flowers are self-cleaning."
>back then
A year ago is not "back then," which implies that has enough time has passed for values to change.