You are now in charge of the Star Wars IP right after Disney buys it.
What do you change?
You are now in charge of the Star Wars IP right after Disney buys it. What do you change?
You are now in charge of the Star Wars IP right after Disney buys it.
What do you change?
Write it off for taxes.
EXECUTE ORDER DUBSDYDUBS
I make movie versions of the Lucas arts games from the 90s and early 2000s
Humorously, israeliteberg would probably have been on board with Fate of Atlantis because Nazis.
First I throw every suit wearing Disney executive who thinks their opinions on filmmaking matter off the roof of a skyscraper.
Then I try to make George Lucas' crazy ideas work by rewriting around the moronic parts and tightening up the clunky inhuman dialogue since that's how the good Star Wars trilogy was made.
Have an all black/ trans cast and they hunt and slaughter all of the white conservative Jedi like hogs in a pen. The bellowing of their agonistic screams can be heard throughout the halls of the Jedi Temple.
Seek meds
>agonistic
Blacks and Trans are either Christian/Muslim, or atheist and there is no in-between. Only whites are nuanced enough to be Agnostic.
>Stop making movies and shows entirely.
>start making good video games centered around the sequels
There you go.
Delete everything.
EVERYTHING.
Reboot the OT with the prequels and TCW in mind.
>Ewan and Hayden return to reprise their roles.
>The reveal of Luke and Leia being siblings happens in the first movie. No incest here.
>Both are trained by Ashoka.
>Mara Jade is Luke’s love interest.
>Remake the Force Unleashed games and tie it into the nuOT.
There’s a fan comic out there that portrays a what-if scenario where Ahsoka finds Luke when he’s just a kid. Leia also gets captured by the Empire due to being force-sensitive and is made into an Inquisitor. Mara Jade and Starkiller are featured as well, the latter being in a relationship with Dark Side Leia.
This is the gayest and most moronic thing I've ever read in my life.
If I was in KK's position I'd ritually sacrifice Filoni to the dormant, but very still alive, corpse of Walt Disney and then immediately fund tartakovsky clone wars inspired games and mini-series ad-nausea. The films would be based on the Thrawn Trilogy, KOTOR 3 would have gotten full steam ahead development from Obsidian games, and EA would be laughed out of the room when they pitched an exclusivity deal for Star Wars video games.
Retcon hte prequels because they're steaming shit
Sexy twi'lek women
>LE HECKING…STAR TREK WARS!!?!?!?
>I would put a disclaimer on every show, movie, and toy stating that Star Wars is for children and if you are an adult interested in this stuff you should be lobotomized.
This thread again. Disney is really do desperate for savong this franchise, they still come here to get ideas. Fricking kek
It’s too late. Just let it go and move on.
I license mara jade to blacked
Pure gore war, clones killing mercilessly and getting killed. Jedis succumbing to the horror and abandoning their posts, clone commandos slaughtering their enemies. Feral wookies dismembering droids, jedis and clones alike until they are put down. Women, even jedi, are only cumdumpsters.
Fund it.
>What do you change?
nothing.
release it in the public domain
No, frick off.
declare prequels and sequels to be none canon
I execute order 66 and have all traces of this franchise deleted, all physical media hunted down and destroyed and their funko pop owners thrown in concentration camps
Get rid of all POC and women.
Release the rest of the Saga in 3D as George was doing before Disney in the machete order (4,5,1,2,3,6) for newcomers.
Have the original Theatrical releases (and AOTC IMAX cut) as alternate cuts for Home media.
>muh machete order
Autism
i reboot the prequels with the OT in mind
make the sequels take place 200 years in the future
Luke is a force ghost, with some flashbacks to him starting a new academy, small cameos from chewy, 3po, r2, han and leia as a tribute then focus the rest on rey and finn
Rey turns out to be a secret skywalker
Kylo is a descendant from leia
have Rey and Por hook up
Finn becomes a jedi and not a moron
new droids, new chewbacca too cause that character design just rocks
I delete Ahsoka