>frick you old ass bald ass homie get up out ya chair and say dat shit to me bruh actually square up homie square up bruh straight up *takes off shirt and keeps alternating between pulling up pants and putting up fists*
What violates tradition is political interference in the appointment of council members. We will not deny a direct request from the chancellor, but to show our disapproval, we do not grant you equal rank.
Because to be a master you must first successfully train a padawan to knighthood which he technically didnt because ashoka fricked off from the order after they betrayed her.
Because to be a master you must first successfully train a padawan to knighthood which he technically didnt because ashoka fricked off from the order after they betrayed her.
Anakin being appointed to the council by Sheev was an unprecedented breach of norms. The Council informs and advises the Supreme Chancellor, but the Chancellor has no control over the Jedi and the Jedi have no direct influence on the executive or the legislature. Anakin should be lucky that Mace Dindu even entertained the farce instead of telling him to go frick himself
so then what power did they actually grant him? the power to do the increased workload of a council member but none of the work benefits? sounds like they just tried to pull a HR move on anakin and they gave them what they deserve.
High level strategy. He got promoted from high level field command to strategic command without the rank to go with it. This is insulting because it makes his decisions seem to be worth less and can indicate he's going to be booted out at any time
so then what power did they actually grant him? the power to do the increased workload of a council member but none of the work benefits? sounds like they just tried to pull a HR move on anakin and they gave them what they deserve.
dont think its canon, but the novelization played it out as an information access thing. masters could access all the recovered sith holocrons and ancient jedi knowledge or whatever. anakin thought he would find some force thing to keep his wife alive after he started having nightmares about her
Ok, I got the hint, but I have a question. Is it because I am a chimeric individual or just bad-luck-ridden? Which one is it? I am genuinely curious about this, tell me.
Or maybe both?
Happily accept my promotion, considering Anakin was fricking 22 YEARS OLD and was being offered a seat on one of the most powerful elite councils in the galaxy.
You get a promotion. You now have double the workload but you are paid the same as before and you can't make any decisions which your promotion would normally allow. You just got promoted because your company wants you to spy on your dad who runs a rival company. That was Anakins promotion.
you are gay you just said so if you don't want women around, what are you going to do, go frick a troony and tell yourself it's a woman? that's a man's butthole griping your wiener, gay.
>Sounds good what does hierarchy here even matter for anyway? All my needs are taken care of, you really only softly enforce your rules, if you kick me out I'm still magical and can train on my own, you as council members seem to die as much as any Jedi foot solider if not more so because you directly go on even more dangerous missions based on your training, we're an ascetic order so it's not like I get a better carpet in my assigned room because of my bank, so really none of this matters.
The real kino was that it mattered to Anakin because his upbringing as a slave made him terrified at the prospect of breaking rules and being hyper-fixated on hierarchy even in one as loose as the Jedi, so much so that he couldn't regulate his emotions in the face of restrictions. Any other Jedi would have just fricked Padme, had kids, and been like "what are you going to do Mace, kill me? throw me out of the order so I can go raise my family on Naboo with my functionally royal wife?"
I was actually hoping Grogu was going to be Yoda's son just to drive the above point home and show that what we saw of the Jedi order was mostly through Anakin's autistic eyes because he was a "true believer" in the ironclad and inarguable "Jedi Code" but meanwhile all the other Jedi were way more easy going and the code was more of an ideal to strive for than something anyone was ever expected to 100% adhere to ALL the time.
Maybe in fact deviating from the code would even be a learning experience in normal circumstances, but Anakin fanatically stuck to it because he was used to fanatically obeying rules. I thought that was Qui-Gon's point as well in that he was kept off the council, but only because he was completely flagrant in not following the code. And again, the worst he got was not being put on the council which as we covered above is a big "who gives a shit" type thing.
Not that you're wrong in any of what you said, but I feel that you are too strongly analyzing a series that, bar the first movie, was essentially made to dell toys to children.
>because he was a "true believer" in the ironclad and inarguable "Jedi Code" but meanwhile all the other Jedi were way more easy going
This is literally what happened. The Code and Jedi Council didn’t give a shit that Anakin was banging Padme, and they knew it was happening. Neither did anybody else in the Order who knew, and there were a lot of people who did. All Anakin’s own troops in the 501st used to laugh at him always sneaking off to make private phone calls to her, because they all knew and thought him creeping around was ridiculous. Then stuck a sexed up Padme picture on their transports and Anakin had to just look at it and seethe.
Jedi aren’t even required to be celibate, you could frick prostitutes all day long as a Jedi Master if you want, as long as you don’t become attached to the prostitutes you’re banging.
The only thing that would have gotten Anakin into shit was that he secretly married a Senator. And all that would have happened would be he’d need to leave the Order, nothing else would have changed. Still a war hero. Rejoin the war through regular army like his bro Admiral Wulf Yularen, and nothing is any different.
Hey wait Anakin isn't characterised as a rules obsessed autist.
He built his podracer in secret from Watto.
Do we even see him take any sort of orders from the guy?
I think it's hinted at with the "if you try to run away they blow you up!" If we want to get all psychoanalytical we could say that Anakin as an adult is still afraid of being blown up if he tries to run from who he perceives to be his masters.
I would give my secret daughter plot armor so storng that she could "kill every last motherfricking jedi on this mother fricking plane" and survive a NDE (at least twice) to finally kill the strongest force user ever.
>With all due respect Master Windu, I do not believe that I should sit on the consul. After this war is over, I will be leaving the Jedi order with my wife Padme. I will also be voting for Palpatine again
>AYO MASSA WINDU I IS BE GETTIN DA GIBS FROM DA COUNCIL YOU FEEL ME I NEED THOSE SEATS UP RIGHT THERE WHERE THOSE WHITE ASS CRACKAS SIT. AYO KENOBI PULL UP AN SHOW UP YOU WEAK ASS WHYT BOI
Just start screaming "crawling" by Linkin Park. They probably don't have that song in their universe so they would think I made it up on the spot and maybe be impressed/feel bad
Sheev put him on the council as a liaison directly from the council to the chancellor's office, allegedly to facilitate a peaceful de-escalation from Sheev's wartime emergency powers.
This was how it was framed to Anakin, who's loyalties are divided at this point between the council (the Jedi, Obi-Wan, and the code), and Sheev (Padmé, and his clones who are dying, like Oddball).
So he sees it as an honorable appointment and a chance for these two divided forces to come together, but the council cuts through that shit.
Mace rebukes Anakin because the appointment came from the outside, and it's clear as day to the Jedi that Sheev is manipulating him, but not for what.
Obi-Wan tries to make this all clear before he leaves, but Anakin is too upset that the Jedi think Palpatine might be up to something.
So Sheev wants Anakin to tell him what the Jedi are up to, and the Jedi want him to tell them what Sheev is up to, and he's being divided.
Then comes Padmé. Yoda tells Anakin to let it go and enjoy the time he has, Sheev promises a way to save her.
Anakin tries to stay loyal to the Jedi and loses his fricking mind because staying loyal to the Jedi means he has to let Padmé die, so at the critical moment he makes the wrong decision.
It's kino, because Sheev had it all planned out from the very start.
>not unironically accepting and continuing your professional development to eventually gain the trust of Windu so he'll teach you vapaad and in avoiding the loss of limbs due to high ground becoming an absolute rape train of a force user.
The biggest problem with the prequels is they were a good story concept, just executed horribly. There weren’t enough reasons sold to the audience for why everyone was being moronic about LITERALLY EVERYTHING, except sheev of course. Not enough reasons why, sitting around calmly on corusant, the Jedi council acts like nothing anakin has done matters. Everyone is just incomprehensibly stupid because the plot demands they be.
The frick! I just killed Dooku you black b***h! You know the 'leader,' of the fricking separatists! What the frick have you been doing while I'm on the front lines you bald b***h!
>frick you old ass bald ass homie get up out ya chair and say dat shit to me bruh actually square up homie square up bruh straight up *takes off shirt and keeps alternating between pulling up pants and putting up fists*
hehe well african american gentlemen are known to do this
I challenge the council to TRIAL BY COMBAT
The way of the Jedi, this is not! Take a seat, young Skywalker, you will!
>You want some too, Kermit?
>"I think the Jedi Order sucks!"
Time for a game of fridge the midge, master Yoda.
Mace Windu would rock this little b***h.
Lol no you Black personlover
All this just so Vader can say, "Now I am the Master" in ANH.
Yesterday my doctor recommended me to see a specialist named Dr. Goldstein... I don't want a israelite to stick his fingers in my ass, bros...
It might be a lady doctor Anon...
Jews are usually good doctors. That said I briefly went to a israeli otolaryngologist who was an off-putting prick.
the jedi desrved to die out. the would rather let the acutal chosen one walk and fall to the sith then to train him because he missed his mother.
I agree. The jedi were so moronic in the prequels
>what why? This contravenes all of our Jedi traditions. I demand an explanation for this!
Balls in your court, Baldy
What violates tradition is political interference in the appointment of council members. We will not deny a direct request from the chancellor, but to show our disapproval, we do not grant you equal rank.
why couldnt he be master? he was training with the jedi for what, 10 years?
Because to be a master you must first successfully train a padawan to knighthood which he technically didnt because ashoka fricked off from the order after they betrayed her.
Also, she fricked off because she wasn't canon.
you're not canon!
Cope and Dilate. She is more canon than Rey
>Ashoka
Never existed.
Anakin being appointed to the council by Sheev was an unprecedented breach of norms. The Council informs and advises the Supreme Chancellor, but the Chancellor has no control over the Jedi and the Jedi have no direct influence on the executive or the legislature. Anakin should be lucky that Mace Dindu even entertained the farce instead of telling him to go frick himself
so then what power did they actually grant him? the power to do the increased workload of a council member but none of the work benefits? sounds like they just tried to pull a HR move on anakin and they gave them what they deserve.
High level strategy. He got promoted from high level field command to strategic command without the rank to go with it. This is insulting because it makes his decisions seem to be worth less and can indicate he's going to be booted out at any time
dont think its canon, but the novelization played it out as an information access thing. masters could access all the recovered sith holocrons and ancient jedi knowledge or whatever. anakin thought he would find some force thing to keep his wife alive after he started having nightmares about her
What's canon is "Force heal" being a thing and Jedi that don't even have the rank of Jedi Knight such as Rey and Yeed casually utilizing it.
Force healing has been a thing in legends canon so its not a surprise it was bought back
Also not a surprise it was used like shit for those movies
Not think anything of it because Ki-Adi-Mundi wasn't a Master either when he first got on the Council.
those gay comics aren't canon anymore
>Master Penis-Head, you've got my back, right?
Ok, I got the hint, but I have a question. Is it because I am a chimeric individual or just bad-luck-ridden? Which one is it? I am genuinely curious about this, tell me.
Or maybe both?
Call him a Black person and leave the jedi order to bang my hot wife 24/7
can someone PLEASE remove that homeless Black person out of our halls thank you
Happily accept my promotion, considering Anakin was fricking 22 YEARS OLD and was being offered a seat on one of the most powerful elite councils in the galaxy.
You get a promotion. You now have double the workload but you are paid the same as before and you can't make any decisions which your promotion would normally allow. You just got promoted because your company wants you to spy on your dad who runs a rival company. That was Anakins promotion.
Ask them about the Wookiees.
the jedi order was pretty worthless if you think about it
>You are on this board but we do not grant your large cookie the request of entry.
loooool
>you are granted the ability to lurk this board but the janny council do not grant you permission to post.
Anakin was really young for that position, I would just accept it as an honor.
what does the council do exactly anyway? who cares if you're a jedi master
only appropriate reaction:
>more to Jedi mastery than mastery of war, there is, young Skywalker! Come and sit so we can finish this war and you can resume your studies heheheh
you are gay you just said so if you don't want women around, what are you going to do, go frick a troony and tell yourself it's a woman? that's a man's butthole griping your wiener, gay.
lel
actual wheezing laughs
>Argentina
>White
Way to miss the joke moron
it would be funnier if the argentina flag was the USA and the mexico flag was argentina
Forever obsessed with Americhads.
Blacks and israelites larping as a white country kek
No, it's perfect because Mace Windu is black
base and true
Holy seethe lmao
Does it really suck that much knowing that we’re the main characters of the world? Silly spics.
> le life is a tv show!
perfect
This works on so many levels my fricking sides!
>Sounds good what does hierarchy here even matter for anyway? All my needs are taken care of, you really only softly enforce your rules, if you kick me out I'm still magical and can train on my own, you as council members seem to die as much as any Jedi foot solider if not more so because you directly go on even more dangerous missions based on your training, we're an ascetic order so it's not like I get a better carpet in my assigned room because of my bank, so really none of this matters.
The real kino was that it mattered to Anakin because his upbringing as a slave made him terrified at the prospect of breaking rules and being hyper-fixated on hierarchy even in one as loose as the Jedi, so much so that he couldn't regulate his emotions in the face of restrictions. Any other Jedi would have just fricked Padme, had kids, and been like "what are you going to do Mace, kill me? throw me out of the order so I can go raise my family on Naboo with my functionally royal wife?"
I was actually hoping Grogu was going to be Yoda's son just to drive the above point home and show that what we saw of the Jedi order was mostly through Anakin's autistic eyes because he was a "true believer" in the ironclad and inarguable "Jedi Code" but meanwhile all the other Jedi were way more easy going and the code was more of an ideal to strive for than something anyone was ever expected to 100% adhere to ALL the time.
Maybe in fact deviating from the code would even be a learning experience in normal circumstances, but Anakin fanatically stuck to it because he was used to fanatically obeying rules. I thought that was Qui-Gon's point as well in that he was kept off the council, but only because he was completely flagrant in not following the code. And again, the worst he got was not being put on the council which as we covered above is a big "who gives a shit" type thing.
Not that you're wrong in any of what you said, but I feel that you are too strongly analyzing a series that, bar the first movie, was essentially made to dell toys to children.
sell* fricking christ
>because he was a "true believer" in the ironclad and inarguable "Jedi Code" but meanwhile all the other Jedi were way more easy going
This is literally what happened. The Code and Jedi Council didn’t give a shit that Anakin was banging Padme, and they knew it was happening. Neither did anybody else in the Order who knew, and there were a lot of people who did. All Anakin’s own troops in the 501st used to laugh at him always sneaking off to make private phone calls to her, because they all knew and thought him creeping around was ridiculous. Then stuck a sexed up Padme picture on their transports and Anakin had to just look at it and seethe.
Jedi aren’t even required to be celibate, you could frick prostitutes all day long as a Jedi Master if you want, as long as you don’t become attached to the prostitutes you’re banging.
The only thing that would have gotten Anakin into shit was that he secretly married a Senator. And all that would have happened would be he’d need to leave the Order, nothing else would have changed. Still a war hero. Rejoin the war through regular army like his bro Admiral Wulf Yularen, and nothing is any different.
The jedi would kill him
Hey wait Anakin isn't characterised as a rules obsessed autist.
He built his podracer in secret from Watto.
Do we even see him take any sort of orders from the guy?
I think it's hinted at with the "if you try to run away they blow you up!" If we want to get all psychoanalytical we could say that Anakin as an adult is still afraid of being blown up if he tries to run from who he perceives to be his masters.
"all of the power and none of the responsibility, thanks you shiny head Black person" then 360 out of there.
I would assume they say that to everyone and how you react is the final test.
Thank you, wise bald man
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>Shut up! 5000 years ago we'd have you upside down with a fricking light saber in your ass!
*bass slaps*
Frick you Black person
BITCHES, YOU b***hEEEES
smart move tbqh
I don’t want to be a master. Knight sounds cooler.
I would give my secret daughter plot armor so storng that she could "kill every last motherfricking jedi on this mother fricking plane" and survive a NDE (at least twice) to finally kill the strongest force user ever.
Not give a shit and continue secretly fricking padme with my not burnt to a crisp dick.
Frick you, you shitskin Black person.
FUN
Reverse affirmative action
Am not Anakin and am not obsessed with a title
So I take it and woke to change things from the highest level of the Jedi
This is outrageous, it's funfair.
call him a fricking Black person and slit his throat open with my goddamned teeth
Complain to HR, say it's racism
>With all due respect Master Windu, I do not believe that I should sit on the consul. After this war is over, I will be leaving the Jedi order with my wife Padme. I will also be voting for Palpatine again
>can't have a Jedi master title
>"only a master of evil, Darth"
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obi-wan was so cool back then
still makes no sense. just cut him in half he's right there
>AYO MASSA WINDU I IS BE GETTIN DA GIBS FROM DA COUNCIL YOU FEEL ME I NEED THOSE SEATS UP RIGHT THERE WHERE THOSE WHITE ASS CRACKAS SIT. AYO KENOBI PULL UP AN SHOW UP YOU WEAK ASS WHYT BOI
Just start screaming "crawling" by Linkin Park. They probably don't have that song in their universe so they would think I made it up on the spot and maybe be impressed/feel bad
why would a force user even want to be a part of the jedi? it's not like you need a license to use the force
It's the only way to get access to their traders and rare kiber crystals
they hold a monopoly over all force based training + have access to lightsabers.
>A SITH LAWD?
>master yoda, restrain this foo'. Get his ass some happy pills and sheeet.
It always seemed backwards to me. Shouldn't he have been made a Master, but *not* part of the council?
The council seems more of a big deal.
Being made a Master would've given him stock options as part of his benefits package
This, the 401k matching goes up from 4% to 7% and higher basic allowance for housing.
If you don’t give me the rank of master I’ll go over to join the Sith and kill you all.
>tfw got a $20,000 scholarship for describing my experience as a closeted homosexual in a small rural town
>not even gay in the slightest
kinda hot
turn 720 degrees and ascend to the next plane because titles are for the weak an uninitiated rubes
Sheev put him on the council as a liaison directly from the council to the chancellor's office, allegedly to facilitate a peaceful de-escalation from Sheev's wartime emergency powers.
This was how it was framed to Anakin, who's loyalties are divided at this point between the council (the Jedi, Obi-Wan, and the code), and Sheev (Padmé, and his clones who are dying, like Oddball).
So he sees it as an honorable appointment and a chance for these two divided forces to come together, but the council cuts through that shit.
Mace rebukes Anakin because the appointment came from the outside, and it's clear as day to the Jedi that Sheev is manipulating him, but not for what.
Obi-Wan tries to make this all clear before he leaves, but Anakin is too upset that the Jedi think Palpatine might be up to something.
So Sheev wants Anakin to tell him what the Jedi are up to, and the Jedi want him to tell them what Sheev is up to, and he's being divided.
Then comes Padmé. Yoda tells Anakin to let it go and enjoy the time he has, Sheev promises a way to save her.
Anakin tries to stay loyal to the Jedi and loses his fricking mind because staying loyal to the Jedi means he has to let Padmé die, so at the critical moment he makes the wrong decision.
It's kino, because Sheev had it all planned out from the very start.
wtf
>not unironically accepting and continuing your professional development to eventually gain the trust of Windu so he'll teach you vapaad and in avoiding the loss of limbs due to high ground becoming an absolute rape train of a force user.
>only black jedi of the entire galaxy acts like a bully and a thug
very problematic.
damn, those stupid monkey NFTs have a star wars crossover comic now?
Turn 360° and leave.
What? Leave where, moron? If Anakin turns 360 degrees, and begins walking, he'll end up in Windu's lap, not outside the council room.
Turn off ROTS and go watch something better
Cow goes moo.
Deal with it and go have a threeway with Aayla and Shaak Ti..
>I'm gonna cum on your......horns? What the frick is that anyway lol?
>Yeah, I get where you're coming from. I even told him that the council elects its own members. Kinda weird that he even asked. Wanna go frick him up?
Just be glad I am on the council considering 99 percent of jedi don't get that high.
Where’s the “happened not this did” comic.
The biggest problem with the prequels is they were a good story concept, just executed horribly. There weren’t enough reasons sold to the audience for why everyone was being moronic about LITERALLY EVERYTHING, except sheev of course. Not enough reasons why, sitting around calmly on corusant, the Jedi council acts like nothing anakin has done matters. Everyone is just incomprehensibly stupid because the plot demands they be.
The frick! I just killed Dooku you black b***h! You know the 'leader,' of the fricking separatists! What the frick have you been doing while I'm on the front lines you bald b***h!