>YOU ARE THE SAVAGES BECAUSE UHHHHH
>UHHH BECAUSE YOU CANT PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND!
>UHHHH YEAH YOU HAVE TO BE ONE WITG NATURE AND UHHH HEAR THE WOLF CRY TO THE BLUE CORN MOON
>WE NEED TO SING WITH ALL THE VOICES OF THE MOUNTAIN (WHATEVER THAT MEANS)
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love me brown girls, simple as
>moana
>no jasmine
>no esmeralda
>no mulan
>mulan
>brown
close enough
I posted the wrong one
Poca-hot-ass
have a nice day.
She's red
>YOU HAVE TO BE ONE WITH NATURE
Yes. The last few decades have proven that every advancement beyond pointy sticks was a mistake.
Good point my friend! Now face the wall
>using Warhammer 40,000 as a positive example of technology in action
Some days I lament ever finding this website.
If you cant understand irony then yeah you should probably leave.
>toilets and light bulbs are bad because israelites decided to ethnically cleanse me
Primitivists, accelerationists, and BAPcucks are probably the dumbest most dishonest gaygitson the planet. How about you return to tradition by getting lobotomized, loser.
Based BAPposter! We should take out our hatred of technologically backwards people on the “Palensimians”, another technologically backwards people! That will cause Chel and Pocahontas to have sex with us right?!
Frick you Ted.
I like shitting in toilets. I hope you're burning in hell right now
apparently OP has never heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon.
Do Natives really think the moon is made out of blue corn?
Those fricking animals don’t even know it’s made of cheese.
made me chuckle
No. Aliens were talking to some of the less savagely violent tribes constantly.
blue corn moon is a harvest moon. it means the corn is ready to be picked. they would use blue corn to hit OP upside the head as it was best suited for this purpose.
Pocahontas was real and did a pro-colonization propaganda tour of Britain
>when dat BWC so good you betray your entire race
I had to learn about her in school, being from VA I had to. I have no problems with her, and I used to live right near the church that she was indoctrinated into Christianity in. A lot of history in that state but was she like how she was in the Disney movie? Lmao, no.
Did they teach you about the cannibalism at the Jamestown colony?
>born to early to explore space
>born too late to explore the new world
Frick this shit
Funny how you post someone else fricking indigenous while here you are sitting alone in front of your monitor. You're the equivalent of a cuck, worshiping other whites wishing you were them.
He's not fricking them thoughever
>thoughever
stop.
using.
thoughever.
it's not a word
thoughbeit?
i'm gonna give you thoughboot through thoughass
All words are made up
Only incels like you sit behind a desk to post on Cinemaphile. Phone chads are laying on the couch rn, sneeposting
this dude lives the dream travelling to third world countries banging all kinds of girls
many such cases
All women fantasize about rape. European women want their countries to be flooded by men from savage countries. It's the violent jihadists they want, not immigrants who'll actually work and contribute to society.
Why does she look like a 90s model?
She was modeled after Irene Berdard who also voiced her.
Hnnnng
>op doesn't know how high the sycamore grows
baka
Meanwhile in reality, the native american peoples were typically drugged up psychopaths that were notorious for extreme methods of torture, rape, and murder.
I've always found it really strange that academics or anyone else has never bothered getting concerned or hysterical about the fact that it was common practice for natives to skin the heads of white people alive, en masse
when everyones a horrible monster no one is. There isnt a single saintly civilization or society or culture, theyre all built on blood. Youre not enlightened for realizing this.
You're very stupid.
What did he say that’s wrong?
Not only did you completely miss his point, you proved it for him.
actually whypipo are uniquely evil. black n brown folx lived peaceful lives until they colonizing asses showed up
I didn't say I was. I said it's strange that the same people who whine about every little one off event whites committed vs. natives never stop to pause when they remark on the latest "100 white settlers scalped including women and children" like that's just supposed to be part and parcel and not obvious savagery.
There's always some homosexual from /misc/ that has to come in here and say that. Yes, a lot of them were, and others were peaceful. Mostly they didn't take any shit and some goober just walking on to their land and trying to run shit like they own the place would piss you off too.
>power comes fro the barrel of a gun
Makes Westoids and liberals seethe but it is true. All the moral grandstanding is just hypocrisy.
Why does it feel she's talking about sex?
>corn
>blue
that shit's expired man throw that corn away
Its a metaphor for Christianity coming to wipe out the paganism the natives believed in. If you look it up they knew they were about to be forced into monotheism.
well Ot'l'mpic'lu the eagle god of the high spaces didn't lift a single wing feather to help them so it was no great loss in the end
>nature good and colonization bad even though the vast majority of people spouting this nonsense nowadays choose to live in urban shitholes rather than in the woods or something
We need a live action remake with a really homely looking Pocohontas who's clearly not the appropriate dating age.
There literally was one like that with Colin Farrell
Terrence Malick has got you covered, brah. The New World is the best adaptation of Pocahontas and I'm pretty sure the actress was 14 or something.
Fun fact: Once learning that Europeans did not have rites of passage like spirit journeys in their adolescence, it became really difficult for Indjuns not to look down on them for being basically men-children already back then
Understandable tbqh
Losing manhood initiation rituals paved the way for feminist mindrot
Reminder that the Iroquois were a matriarchal society.
>Be a Delaware warrior
>Get BTFO by Iroquois warriors (all male) so forced to accept surrender
>“As terms of surrender we demand the Delaware warriors dress like women and no longer carry weapons like men”
>Omfg
>“But don’t worry, Delaware-anon. We’re a total matriarchal society and we respecc wahmen. You’ll have an honored role as peacemakers, like our women.”
>Mmm ok guess I have no choice
>Drop tomahawk, put on dress, show up at war council
>Try to speak up, playing the role of honored woman counselor
>Iroquois all laugh at me. “Shut up, b***h! We don’t listen to women!”
>But Iroquois-anons, you told me I would be like an honored female counselor…
>“Yeah, sounds like some bs a b***h would say. We’re not the ones wearing dresses here. Keep your mouth shut while the men are talking.”
Your matriarchal Iroquois, anon.
Source: “The Delaware Indians as Women” by CA Weslager, 1944
b-b-but muh heckin’ twospirits! Native Americans wuz progressive and homophilic even though progressive and homophilic beliefs started in highly affluent and educated circles in post-industrial societies!
To be fair, brown people are gays.
>getting your ass kicked by manchildren
But they did have those rituals, as every culture does, just not with a religious or metaphysical focus.
The vast majority of technology is good. We can remover parasites from our water, we can warn people around the globe about coming natural disasters, we can build oncredible things. The problem is not the technology, the problem is that israeli people are evil and have wrestled control of the reigns of power. Loterally everything that Tedheads complain about is just things which are being chosen by the people in power. The internet doesn't make people gay, pornorgaphy on the internet makes people gay becayse israelites are putting it on there in order to make people gay.
That is a fun fact. I wonder what the natives were thinking when they were told to face the wall.
>journeying over thousands of miles of open ocean to face whatever's there
>not good enough
they had a bit too much firewater if you know what I mean
Natives were cool
They did have a habit of setting people on fire back then, only Africans do that sort of thing regularly now, so...
Spoiler alert: Europeans also used to set people on fire
I was only talking about Europeans.
Sorry I’m moronic
I assume that's what he's referring to.
Native American tribes also tortured captives to death.
>Native American tribes also tortured captives to death
Apart from the obvious (and kino) Apocalypto, picrel is a good movie for this
Who invented scalping
Arabs
Natives but it was popular for a while to say ypipo invented it (because noble savage etc)
A native tribe, but the custom wasn't a popular thing happening all over. Then the filthy Frenchies spread the custom to a whole frickload of other tribes by scalping for money and paying the other tribes to do the same against rival tribes who were a detriment to their fur trade. Thus leading to a lot of natives thinking it was white men who invented it, while the Frenchies obviously learn it from the savages.
The French continually manage to hide and sugarcoat their history despite being behind as much or more suffering than the British and Americans together. Hell, their greed in wanting to keep their colonies was even the reason that America got drawn into Vietnam.
>Savages transgress order
>Savages trample through holy space
>Savages do not know the culture and customs of lands they raid
She wasn't wrong
Meanwhile, injun medicine might involve such enlightened things as "vomiting upon an ill man to drive away the demons."
>One of the earliest examples of scalping dates back to the mesolithic period, found at a hunter-gatherer cemetery in Sweden.[3] Several human remains from the stone-age Ertebølle culture in Denmark show evidence of scalping.[4] A man found in a grave in the Alvastra pile-dwelling in Sweden had been scalped approximately 5,000 years ago.[5]
as usual White people are the pioneers
sexahontas
slopahontas
moral relativism really do be like fat doe
just make her 9 feet tall and blue and Cinemaphile will like her
I would let all of humanity die for she
Here is your live action Pocahontas bro
Who is this character supposed to appeal to
Me
This thread was supposed to be a basedjak mockery of pocahontas song lyrics. I never wanted to start a pocasmut thread
too bad
>be one with nature
>runs 500 buffalo off a cliff to eat 3
>skins alive someone from up the river because they had green warpaint instead of blue
>burns alive women and children after raping them
>runs 500 buffalo off a cliff to eat 3
By the point the English arrived they no longer had to do that because they'd gotten horses from the Spanish trade. Without horses you can't get close enough to a buffalo for a spear or arrow to penetrate deep enough for a kill and so they had to use the stampede trick to get any of them, but once they had horses they could safely get close enough to just hit select ones straight in the heart. That was the point where they started treating the buffalo hunt as an honourable/sacred thing instead of a dirty necessity, a custom that remains until today.
The movie would have been a lot better if it stuck closer to actual events
>season finale
>MC is saved from the certain death that's been hanging over him, with all his plots being foiled, all because of a letter proclaiming him to be worthy of leading
what the frick were the writers thinking with this dogshit twist
Give me Ratcliffe’s racism and Pocahontas’s religion
The Indians are lucky it was Europeans who came here because if it'd been the Chinese or Arabs instead they would have been totally exterminated.
Both Arabs and Europeans colonized Africa at some point and Europeans still ended up killing far more Africans in Congo alone.
The prospect of Chinese colonizing America is pretty unrealistic, but even if they did the best reference would probably be Taiwan if later on, or the Yamato colonization of Japan if early on, and both colonizations ended up panning out a lot like how British colonization of the US panned out anyway.
Stfu, nobody knows "how many people died in the Congo". The 30 million figure is more hilariously out of whack than the 6 gorillion. They weren't keeping track of every jungle coon getting his hands cut off.
Even more hilarious, considering that the "racist colonizers" caused population booms among (us) the natives of every African region simply by introducing Yakubian tricknology, like medicine and sanitation.
>Both Arabs and Europeans colonized Africa at some point and Europeans still ended up killing far more Africans in Congo alone.
Arabs had a much smaller geographical presence in Africa but over a much longer period of time. Euros only attempted to colonize the continent for about 70 years before realizing it was pointless. Arabs killed and enslaved tens of millions of Africans, dwarfing the short lived European trans-Atlantic trade or attempted colonization.
No, Europeans did not "end up killing far more Africans in Congo alone" within 40 years of Leopold II's venture (the absolute worst case you can name) than Arabs over their 1,000+ year rule in Africa. It's not even close.
Ratcliffe was actually a fairly decent guy that was trying to broker harmony between the natives and the colonists. The natives ended up abducting him, torturing him, then executing him by scraping his flesh off with sea shells.
The israeli world you grew up in was an utter lie
>SING WITH ALL THE VOICES OF THE MOUNTAIN
b***h finks she is an elf or sumfin
still married a white guy though
Yeah her son was the Patriarch of a lot of very wealthy Virginia landowner families.
Him breakum bucks like paleface.
>dude they didn't NEED to invent the wheel
>they didn't have any beasts of burden so there was no point! (earliest found wheel is from a hand cart)
>they had rivers so they just used canoes instead! (many other places with rivers and boats still used wheels to travel over land)
>their terrain was too rough for wheels! (people that invented wheels also built roads for the wheels)
>there was too many mountains in south america for wheels to be of any use! (earliest found wheel from the hand cart is from the Slovakian mountains)
Colonial Americans who were captured by the native America and then freed and allowed to live again in civilization would eventually leave and go back to live with the Indians again. The civilized life was shown to be less satisfying as a way to live than the so called savage life.
>tfw no qt native gf
Reminder she was 14. America was founded by pedos.
Underrated movie. Better than Hunchback.
It's not for you to judge. Look at your crooked face.
Colors of the Wind is such a good Disney song
palestinians are in the same boat as native americans were about 200 years ago and let's be real. let's be REALLY real. the paleBlack folk fricking deserve the genocide. ipso ergo the ameriBlack folk deserved it too. all the most unbiased history of these people (because they didn't write shit down) shows them to be functionally cavemen in the 19th century who were only preoccupied by rape and killing. "noble savage" my ass.