That fat talentless hack doesn't impact my opinion in the slightest. They have a universe with thousands of galaxies and tens of thousands of years worth of stories and yet insist on making the world smaller and smaller focusing on some bullshit that happened to some uninteresting nobodies prior to the movies everyone liked before they wrote that they were all for nought.
Rogue One was good but why should I care what this guy used to do? He served his purpose in the story. We were told everything we needed to know about him when he killed that informant
Rogue One was mediocre but their complaints about them using the OT vehicles and references were abysmally stupid as frick
Rogue One took place right before ANH
Their beloved Force Awakens took place three fricking decades after Return of the Jedi and there is no significant difference in design.
Rogue One was only "good" because the last 30 minutes had a cool actual Star War, easily the best Star War in the series on film. The problem is everything before it is boring dogshit and the characters, which no one remembers or cares about, are the focus of the TV show.
Rogue One fanboy mad he's been exposed for liking a movie for a 30 minute war scene lol. It's okay anon, it was a good part of the movie, but just remember a movie is more than the 30 minute finale.
2 years ago
Anonymous
moron lmao utterly seething
2 years ago
Anonymous
You know you're just agreeing with me by not even denying it right? Not like you could actually argue Rogue One is a good movie from beginning to end. You can't actually seriously argue anything before the climax was necessary.
I'll keep replying btw to waste your replies and time because I know I'm right.
He's completely right though. No one knows the characters from the movie. They only ever remember the last 30 minutes, because it's the only reason the movie exists.
The characters fron the movie aren't in the show outside the one guy
2 years ago
Anonymous
It doesn't matter. People only liked Rogue One because of the big budget war at the end. They aren't going to care about a drama focused show. They barely even cared when it was about Obi Wan.
Rogue One sucked but it was because it was a frankenstein's monster of an edit clearly stitched together from two directors' competing visions, making it an incomprehensible mess that existed solely to provide fanservice and lead directly into the original film.
A spy thriller set in the earliest days of the Galactic Empire's reign fully under Tony Gilroy's control sounds like it could be kino.
>hey what was up with that other mexican star wars guy that was a bit of shady, wonder what his life story was
don't pretend you don't have this conversation daily
No but the guy who did the reshoots for Rogue One and isn’t a Star Wars fanboy is show running and writing it (that’s good, ironically every film or show made by a Star Wars fanboy has been shit.)
cool i can't wait for cameos by ehhh...donnie yen i guess. that one other guy and the robot. Think there was a robot. A robot that talk. Yup. And a guy with a gun. He was cool.
>donnie yen
They don't meet him until R1, he won't be in this. Also Donnie is a hardcore CCP shill and basically hates America now. Also supported Mike Tyson and basically said all the rape charges against him were bogus, along with some other misogynist shit.
It was set post TRoS, so wouldn't have been the OG squad. Wedge would probably be in it though, he was in TRoS
Rogue Squadron literally never existed. The whole concept was put together in about three days before the Disney Investor Show where it was shown off. Patty Jenkins signed on almost immediately before they shot that stupid promo of her with the X-Wing. After the Disney Investor Day thing, the writer's room got together and said "Well what is this movie gonna be?" and were unable to crack it in a way that Disney liked. So now it's shelved.
t. had dinner with someone who works on whatever shit Star Wars project Disney puts in front of them
I'm convinced that most of the shows and movies they announced won't actually happen.
It was fricking hilarious when they said a Lando series was happening...but Donald Glover had never been asked and said he had never heard anything about the show
2 years ago
Anonymous
No way "The Acolyte" is happening. Does anyone care about that High Republic shit?
2 years ago
Anonymous
It signed its lead
2 years ago
Anonymous
Acolyte will be worked into Reva no doubt in S2.
Rangers was reworked into parts of mando and boba
2 years ago
Anonymous
I agree. I think a lot of this is just getting word out in the press to see what might stick. It reminds me of all the DC movies announced about four or five years back that all completely failed to materialize.
No, I am trying to shill as much love and affection for Reva so that she takes over Star Wars, because I want Star Wars to burn and be hollowed out so my children never have to be hurt from this.
>NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN REVA SHOW DIRECTED BY RIAN JOHNSON DISNEY! THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE DEMAND! REVA REVA REVA REVA
2 years ago
Anonymous
>so my children never have to be hurt from this
The saviour of the white race
This is why these shows are terrible.
They churn this shit out thoughtlessly, like a cheap chinese made factory product. I have no doubt the production costs and scheduling is minimal so the people working on these shows have no time to refine the writing, production design, etc.
When you think about it, they pretty much have one Star Wars TV show, and it's an anthology where the actors swap around every six episodes. Andor is kind of like how you would have a Quark episode of Star Trek, or something.
Lol after all this time where people were telling them that 6 episodes at 35 minutes a pop (including title sequence and outro) was to short do to anything substantial with the story or characters, they finally go for 12 episodes and it's for this depressed frick?
Besides, they could have at least let Luna be Kyle Katarn, but they couldn't, because they wanted a girl power lead. And now I can watch 2 seasons about a character who was an butthole throughout most of his movie, only to turn into less of an butthole right at the end where he dies horribly, so I can watch him become the utter butthole he was at the beginning of the movie.
why do they feel the need to flesh shit out between the three trilogies? do some fricking pre-prequel shit so we can see more of that world, i'm so fricking sick of 'dark gritty rebellion' stuff. give me jedi detective shit on coruscant or something.
Is this going to have actual jedi and lightsabers and sith in it, or is it going to be another snoozefest like Rogue One with a bunch of random, overly serious characters that nobody cares about?
>Highly anticipated
Who actually wants all these Star Wars / Marvel shows? I know that Redditors and Youtubers watch them, but I can't imagine anyone else cares about all this shit.
Maybe I was just in a good mood when I saw Rogue One but it’s the only Disney Wars movie I have actually enjoyed.
I will not be watching this or any other Star Wars thing again though after TLJ
Why is all of the new star wars shit set in the same exact boring as frick period?
I dont give a frick about the diverse team of homosexuals that died on a suicide mission to polish ctripio's plating
Give me some kino old republic shit with epic sith-jedi battles, nice space battle sequences and even some political intrigue.
Frick off disney with your lazy bullshit
It's because people have overly internalised those RLM reviews. It HAS to be big Empire vs scrappy rebels, or it's not Star Wars.
That's why even a cool premise like the Mandalorian ultimately gets roped back into running down corridors and shooting Stormtroopers, to rescue the last of the Jedi and bring hope to the Rebellion. They can't just step away and do something else.
Are nonWhites really so pathetic that they will desperately grasp on to and promote any single bit of media that gives more representation to their specific group, no matter the otherwise value or merit of the thing in question?
Let's pitch some none shitty Star Wars shows >Predator or Aliens inspired monster series about a squad of Stormtroopers stranded on a remove planet >Gladatorial sports series where characters compete in a variety of bloodsports. No main character, so "anyone can die". Rivalries and love triangles. Obligatory podracing episode >light comedy about an old man and his droid living in a shack on Tatooine. Wacky misadventures where he invests in get rich quick schemes, pervs on the local girlies, complains about immigration, and works on his wacky inventions. Tragic ending where his town is massacred in a Sand People raid >Some kind of Knights of the Round Table inspired thing about Jedi on a quest in the old Republic. >Jake Lloyd vehicle. Maybe he can be Vader's cousin.
Legitimately, who the frick on Earth wanted this?
>durr Mike from Reddit Letter Media say Rogue One bad so now I hate it grrrrr >>>>>>:~~*((
That fat talentless hack doesn't impact my opinion in the slightest. They have a universe with thousands of galaxies and tens of thousands of years worth of stories and yet insist on making the world smaller and smaller focusing on some bullshit that happened to some uninteresting nobodies prior to the movies everyone liked before they wrote that they were all for nought.
Even people who like rogue one acknowledge the characters were boring
This is one of those guys who lost their minds on twitter and in the comments section of RLM's Rogue One video.
Rogue One was good but why should I care what this guy used to do? He served his purpose in the story. We were told everything we needed to know about him when he killed that informant
Rogue One was mediocre but their complaints about them using the OT vehicles and references were abysmally stupid as frick
Rogue One took place right before ANH
Their beloved Force Awakens took place three fricking decades after Return of the Jedi and there is no significant difference in design.
If it was show about Dash Rendar or Kyle Katarn, i would love it. But characters from RO were so boring.
When I saw rogue one, I was astounded how I didn't care about nor remember the name of a single character in the movie.
Rent free
Could you be anymore of a tryhard shill?
the only scene you ever need to see from Rogue One. the movie is boring and the characters flat.
Rogue One was only "good" because the last 30 minutes had a cool actual Star War, easily the best Star War in the series on film. The problem is everything before it is boring dogshit and the characters, which no one remembers or cares about, are the focus of the TV show.
moron
>No argument because he couldn't even make one to save his life
Double moron. God I love being right. Go be wrong somewhere else.
moron lol
Rogue One fanboy mad he's been exposed for liking a movie for a 30 minute war scene lol. It's okay anon, it was a good part of the movie, but just remember a movie is more than the 30 minute finale.
moron lmao utterly seething
You know you're just agreeing with me by not even denying it right? Not like you could actually argue Rogue One is a good movie from beginning to end. You can't actually seriously argue anything before the climax was necessary.
I'll keep replying btw to waste your replies and time because I know I'm right.
He's completely right though. No one knows the characters from the movie. They only ever remember the last 30 minutes, because it's the only reason the movie exists.
The characters fron the movie aren't in the show outside the one guy
It doesn't matter. People only liked Rogue One because of the big budget war at the end. They aren't going to care about a drama focused show. They barely even cared when it was about Obi Wan.
I like Rogue One but nobody gives a frick about this charisma vacuum.
I saw rogue one, aight move, don't remember overmuch from it. Anyway, I don't even know who andor is.
Rogue One sucked but it was because it was a frankenstein's monster of an edit clearly stitched together from two directors' competing visions, making it an incomprehensible mess that existed solely to provide fanservice and lead directly into the original film.
A spy thriller set in the earliest days of the Galactic Empire's reign fully under Tony Gilroy's control sounds like it could be kino.
I would punch you straight in the mouth if you ever implied I watch those homosexuals irl.
>hey what was up with that other mexican star wars guy that was a bit of shady, wonder what his life story was
don't pretend you don't have this conversation daily
hey at least they're not raping a character anyone cares about
Jews that have high positions in Hollywood and wish to make money but no creativity whatsoever.
No but the guy who did the reshoots for Rogue One and isn’t a Star Wars fanboy is show running and writing it (that’s good, ironically every film or show made by a Star Wars fanboy has been shit.)
Rian wasn't one either.
He said he was
Not a single person asked for this
Same for the mandalorian and yet
I just wanted some wise old Luke adventures.
How dare you want something good and nice in 2022? To the jail you go.
Give it up Mark, the only character that you've been milking for 50 years is dead now
I legit remember nothing about this charscter
He's gruff.
i only remember him because i saw his gun in a clearance section of a dollar store.
This character wasn't even interesting in Rogue One. This reads MINORITY PANDERING to me.
So they’ll make him like Hispanic Han Solo I assume?
No dislikes
literally no one alive asked for this
cool i can't wait for cameos by ehhh...donnie yen i guess. that one other guy and the robot. Think there was a robot. A robot that talk. Yup. And a guy with a gun. He was cool.
>donnie yen
They don't meet him until R1, he won't be in this. Also Donnie is a hardcore CCP shill and basically hates America now. Also supported Mike Tyson and basically said all the rape charges against him were bogus, along with some other misogynist shit.
>AK-47's exist in a galaxy far far away
>holster? nah, i'll just keep my blaster at the perfect angle to shoot myself in the femoral artery, and to let anyone who walks up grab it freely
>ak-47s
lol wut
they’re slightly modified, the butt of the gun has a weird shape there, definitely modeled on AK though
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I think it's time for a Star Wars spin off that doesn't have the main character as it's title.
There's a few coming
Rangers and Rogue are canned. Lando has no scripts too. There are even more added now like skeleton crew and asoka
I am glad. I don't want to imagine what they would have done to Rogue Squadron and I loved those books and games as a kid.
It was set post TRoS, so wouldn't have been the OG squad. Wedge would probably be in it though, he was in TRoS
Rogue Squadron literally never existed. The whole concept was put together in about three days before the Disney Investor Show where it was shown off. Patty Jenkins signed on almost immediately before they shot that stupid promo of her with the X-Wing. After the Disney Investor Day thing, the writer's room got together and said "Well what is this movie gonna be?" and were unable to crack it in a way that Disney liked. So now it's shelved.
t. had dinner with someone who works on whatever shit Star Wars project Disney puts in front of them
I'm convinced that most of the shows and movies they announced won't actually happen.
It was fricking hilarious when they said a Lando series was happening...but Donald Glover had never been asked and said he had never heard anything about the show
No way "The Acolyte" is happening. Does anyone care about that High Republic shit?
It signed its lead
Acolyte will be worked into Reva no doubt in S2.
Rangers was reworked into parts of mando and boba
I agree. I think a lot of this is just getting word out in the press to see what might stick. It reminds me of all the DC movies announced about four or five years back that all completely failed to materialize.
children blood = not star wars
rangers is cancelled
Lando is cancelled
rogue squadron movie is cancelled
droid story = animated
JUSTasfilm
>where’s Reva
Why do people think she's getting a show
Because Lucasfilm shills are trying to influence media by claiming there's interest
No, I am trying to shill as much love and affection for Reva so that she takes over Star Wars, because I want Star Wars to burn and be hollowed out so my children never have to be hurt from this.
>NOW GIVE ME MY DAMN REVA SHOW DIRECTED BY RIAN JOHNSON DISNEY! THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE DEMAND! REVA REVA REVA REVA
>so my children never have to be hurt from this
The saviour of the white race
she is without a doubt the WORST thing to ever happen to the franchise
It's crazy how effortlessly these people pull off the look of a villain posing with their captured trophies. They can't help it.
This is why these shows are terrible.
They churn this shit out thoughtlessly, like a cheap chinese made factory product. I have no doubt the production costs and scheduling is minimal so the people working on these shows have no time to refine the writing, production design, etc.
When you think about it, they pretty much have one Star Wars TV show, and it's an anthology where the actors swap around every six episodes. Andor is kind of like how you would have a Quark episode of Star Trek, or something.
Max Reebo movie when?
It could be like Spinal Tap
How the Max Reebo Band hit it big
The rise and fall of the Galaxy's greatest Jizz-wailers
>highly anticipated
Hahshshshahahshahahahahahahhahahahah
>prequel to Rogue One
She called it
Are you moronic, it always was
Nice reading comprehension, moron. She called that there would BE a Rogue One prequel.
Yes and Andor was announced as such four years ago moron
And she called it in 2016, mongoloid:
Why do you remember something obvious that some hole said 6 years ago
He dies at the end of Rogue One, what else was it supposed to be?
Lol after all this time where people were telling them that 6 episodes at 35 minutes a pop (including title sequence and outro) was to short do to anything substantial with the story or characters, they finally go for 12 episodes and it's for this depressed frick?
Besides, they could have at least let Luna be Kyle Katarn, but they couldn't, because they wanted a girl power lead. And now I can watch 2 seasons about a character who was an butthole throughout most of his movie, only to turn into less of an butthole right at the end where he dies horribly, so I can watch him become the utter butthole he was at the beginning of the movie.
why do they feel the need to flesh shit out between the three trilogies? do some fricking pre-prequel shit so we can see more of that world, i'm so fricking sick of 'dark gritty rebellion' stuff. give me jedi detective shit on coruscant or something.
HOLY FRICK
GLUP SHITTO
HE'S BACK
shop it so it says GOY SLOPPO haha
This is Jinng Zazzfron. Completely different character.
WE WANT REVA NIT ANDOR! FRICKING RACIST DISNEY BASTERDS GIVE US MORE REVA!!!!!!
Kyle Katarn if he canon
In another reality they're getting a Kyle Katarn show.
Just fricking kill me.
only thing I remember about rogue one is fat laurence fishburn
Is this going to have actual jedi and lightsabers and sith in it, or is it going to be another snoozefest like Rogue One with a bunch of random, overly serious characters that nobody cares about?
You people are vapid morons
>planet is called endor
>character's name is andor
BRAVO DISNEY
And/Or
But why is this being made
Because when Rogue One came out, normies gave it positive attention. You didn't hate our shitty cashgrab, so that means we can grab more cash, right?
The only show that might show something interesting due to it time period. Andorra is just the vehicle for mothma and Organa kino
>Highly anticipated
Lol. That dude was completely forgettable as well.
>Quick! how can we make Rogue One even more boring?
>THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPEND EVEN BEFORE THE BEFORE
BRAVA DISNEY BRAVA
Absolutely nobody asked for a fricking Andor show.
I asked and this turned out to be true. No one did.
highly anticipated by who?
>by who
by whom
who the frick is by whom
Whom ballz
he was Kathleen's frick boy
how many more years until they just sell the brand to recoup losses
>Highly anticipated
Who actually wants all these Star Wars / Marvel shows? I know that Redditors and Youtubers watch them, but I can't imagine anyone else cares about all this shit.
>Rian and JJ fricked the sequel.so bad that they are scared of touching the aftermatch
At this point they will do a multiverse shit or reboot
>You asked for it
I literally did not. I have zero interest in watching this show, ever, and I'm not going to.
Maybe I was just in a good mood when I saw Rogue One but it’s the only Disney Wars movie I have actually enjoyed.
I will not be watching this or any other Star Wars thing again though after TLJ
>Juan Solo
>Highly anticipated
I just want 'Jyn Erso visits Planet Nude' Disney, give me that instead. Just Bunny having cute adventures in the nip.
>fast forward time in years
>working as pacing ever
>this actor
>having extra-actors-vibe charisma
I'm just glad they're finally killing Star Wars.
I liked Rogue one. Not enough to get disney+ though
only spinoff show I was ever hyped about was obi wan. they couldn't even do that right. there is no hope for this.
posting this in every onions wars thread from now on
thank you anon
Why is all of the new star wars shit set in the same exact boring as frick period?
I dont give a frick about the diverse team of homosexuals that died on a suicide mission to polish ctripio's plating
Give me some kino old republic shit with epic sith-jedi battles, nice space battle sequences and even some political intrigue.
Frick off disney with your lazy bullshit
stop being a prequelbab
It's because people have overly internalised those RLM reviews. It HAS to be big Empire vs scrappy rebels, or it's not Star Wars.
That's why even a cool premise like the Mandalorian ultimately gets roped back into running down corridors and shooting Stormtroopers, to rescue the last of the Jedi and bring hope to the Rebellion. They can't just step away and do something else.
>Why is all of the new star wars shit set in the same exact boring as frick period?
Because fans bashed TLJ and the Rian's trilogy was put on hold
Are nonWhites really so pathetic that they will desperately grasp on to and promote any single bit of media that gives more representation to their specific group, no matter the otherwise value or merit of the thing in question?
Another white chud losing his mind because the main actor's name isn't 'John Smith'. Many such cases!
Oh no another Asian girl shoehorned in I'm long my mind aaaaah
Is she cute?
I didn't want any of this. This is gonna be worse than Kenobi
>highly anticipated
By whom? I saw Rogue One and I can't even remember what this guy was. Store brand Han Solo mf.
Let's pitch some none shitty Star Wars shows
>Predator or Aliens inspired monster series about a squad of Stormtroopers stranded on a remove planet
>Gladatorial sports series where characters compete in a variety of bloodsports. No main character, so "anyone can die". Rivalries and love triangles. Obligatory podracing episode
>light comedy about an old man and his droid living in a shack on Tatooine. Wacky misadventures where he invests in get rich quick schemes, pervs on the local girlies, complains about immigration, and works on his wacky inventions. Tragic ending where his town is massacred in a Sand People raid
>Some kind of Knights of the Round Table inspired thing about Jedi on a quest in the old Republic.
>Jake Lloyd vehicle. Maybe he can be Vader's cousin.
Every reply to this post adds 2 more seasons to the highly anticipated Star Wars Andor Show
I for one, will not be watching.