Buss in Peggy as many times as my narrow urethra would allow. I'd cherish her for the time we had because I wish I has a Peggy irl. She is a ride or die b***h.
wake up, mow the lawn, drink beer in the alley with the gang, kick some twigboys ass, tell Bobbeh he's a good son and I love him, get a meatloaf sandwich at the Arlen Barn, and then make some soup with Miz Liz
There is a pretty solid theory that Dale knew and just played the long game. In the end Nancy chooses him, and the pain John Redcorn feels of having his son view Dale as his father far outweighs the pain Dale should feel from having to raise John's kid.
Ruin his life though uninhibited acts of debauchery, not out of any malice for the character but because I've been given free reign to do so. Also this
Ruin his life though uninhibited acts of debauchery, not out of any malice for the character but because I've been given free reign to do so. Also this
I really want to hear hank say "Dale! There's something I have to tell you!" and here Dale respond with "My son's brown, Hank. I already know.".
Best part about this is that Dale isn't actually being cucked. He counter cucks Redcorn and makes Redcorn seethe and cope in the series. Dale has friends, a loving son, a good job and a happy life. What does Redcorn have. Nothing. He'll die alone in his shitty camper van and no one will notice that he's gone. Dale is too powerful.
>What does Redcorn have.
A successful career as a children's performer and producer, a family with one of his ex girlfriends and his daughter, and several acres of land which may as well be gold in this economy
The Redcorn hate always comes off as delusional seething and morons writing fan fiction fueled by their own insecurities, the worst you can say about Redcorn that accurate is he's raising someone else's son in his family
>and several acres of land which may as well be gold in this economy
Lmao. The average cost per acre in Texas is like $2200 and his land isn't great. That is $26400 for his measly 12 acres. But hey maybe somebody will need to run a pipeline though it and he gets a good negatiation in or something. My aunt owns 100 acres in roughly the same area Arlen is based upon and she has had multiple pipes ran through it. I think she got $100k or some shit for one which is a little under half of the entire property value.
possibly the most moronic, reddit tier cope this board has ever produced, tired of seeing it in every KotH thread >he might be fricking my wife every week but I'M taking the massive burden of raising his kid!
Write down everything I think a responsible adult should do now that I think with Hank's brain, then stealthily mail it to my address to review when I'm back to myself again.
Frankly, I think hank was onto something with the propane grill, but what I never understood is why he was not also into smoking. I like my propane grill, and I use it for quick cooking meats, but for some real Texas cooking, I have a big offset smoker.
Starting with Luanne, enter the den and lock the door, start fingering her pussy and then slam her trailer trash pussy infront of the Manger Babies, exit window left direct to Kahns house and coax
Minh into deepthroat, exit via frontdoor to Dales and force Nancy into anal because that's all she's good for, head towards bills house - turn and leave, be unleashed onto Arlen with 13-hours remaining heading towards Strickland Propane for Donna
>married to Peggy Bundy instead of Peggy Hill
So she pisses away your hard earned money, sits on her ass eating junk food and watching Oprah, doesn’t cook or clean, and constantly demeans you?
Assuming Hank remembers everything? Speak up to Mr Strickland, tell Bobby I'm proud of him, and thank Peggy for all the joy she's brought into my life.
don't let the hibachi chef hit the emergency water button when Cotton slips on the grill having a PTSD attack over seeing a injun that hailed from a people that maintained a strong oriental phenotype.
Well assuming it is a week day I go to work. If it isnt in the summer I eat breakfast with my family and tell the boy he aint right over whatever silly nonsense he says. If it is summer I just go to work cause it is prime Propane season Bobby is sleeping in and so is Peggy if it isnt her real estate years. I go to work and sell propane and propane accessories honestly. If my father is still alive I may call him to check on him. He would tell me how much he hates me but it is okay if he isnt around anymore I just think about my favorite Dallas Cowboys players in between providing excellent service and maybe bailing Buck out of a jam. I return home to my friends and family. Bobby plays with Joseph. Peggy is making spapeggy and meatballs so I change from my work attire into a white t shirt and join my life long friends in the alley near my house. We drink alamo beer Dale and I talk about work. Boomhauer says something insightful and Bill says a joke that makes me laugh. I appreciate the beer and company of my friends to enter my home and enjoy the spapeggi and meatballs as my son tells me about the crazy things they teach him in school. My niece says something but i just tune it out today was a good day I dont need a reason to be angry. I then retire to my couch to watch the news and anything football related. I go to sleep with my wife after brushing my teeth no intercourse it is a weeknight and we only do it on the weekends. I then wake up back in my own body pic related
as a manager take all the money from strickland I can and sent to myself in anyway that is untrackable. Besides that take bobby out and be a good dad to him as I understand him.
go fishing with the boys
Same actually. I live in Texas and close to a lake, so I can live exactly like Hank Hill irl.
This, and I don't even like fishing.
Panic and throw up
Tell Dale in no uncertain terms about the affair just to see what happens.
Also this realistically speaking.
Buss in Peggy as many times as my narrow urethra would allow. I'd cherish her for the time we had because I wish I has a Peggy irl. She is a ride or die b***h.
> I wish I has a Peggy irl
who hurt you
Too many wishy washy women with no back bone or morals. I'm looking for a partner not a pet.
>Peggy
>Backbone
get a divorce from that horrible dumb c**t
Drink beer in the alley with my bros.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
mmmmh hmm
Breakfast with the family
mow the lawn
play catch with bobby
drink with the gang
Divorce Peggy, sell propane, drink beer with the guys.
Kick someones ass
This. Instead of being all bark no bite I would actually kick somebodies ass.
I sell propane and propane accessories.
Probably sell propane and propane accessories.
frick Luanne
And make some home videos with her.
I already became Hank Hill.
wake up, mow the lawn, drink beer in the alley with the gang, kick some twigboys ass, tell Bobbeh he's a good son and I love him, get a meatloaf sandwich at the Arlen Barn, and then make some soup with Miz Liz
>tell Bobbeh he's a good son and I love him
Sexually?
Tell Dale the truth
he won't believe you
There is a pretty solid theory that Dale knew and just played the long game. In the end Nancy chooses him, and the pain John Redcorn feels of having his son view Dale as his father far outweighs the pain Dale should feel from having to raise John's kid.
dunno man, he thought his son was an alien
all part of the con
he knew all along
Ruin his life though uninhibited acts of debauchery, not out of any malice for the character but because I've been given free reign to do so. Also this
Would you punch Peggy?
I really want to hear hank say "Dale! There's something I have to tell you!" and here Dale respond with "My son's brown, Hank. I already know.".
read it in his voice
post vocaroo
Best part about this is that Dale isn't actually being cucked. He counter cucks Redcorn and makes Redcorn seethe and cope in the series. Dale has friends, a loving son, a good job and a happy life. What does Redcorn have. Nothing. He'll die alone in his shitty camper van and no one will notice that he's gone. Dale is too powerful.
>What does Redcorn have.
A successful career as a children's performer and producer, a family with one of his ex girlfriends and his daughter, and several acres of land which may as well be gold in this economy
The Redcorn hate always comes off as delusional seething and morons writing fan fiction fueled by their own insecurities, the worst you can say about Redcorn that accurate is he's raising someone else's son in his family
>and several acres of land which may as well be gold in this economy
Lmao. The average cost per acre in Texas is like $2200 and his land isn't great. That is $26400 for his measly 12 acres. But hey maybe somebody will need to run a pipeline though it and he gets a good negatiation in or something. My aunt owns 100 acres in roughly the same area Arlen is based upon and she has had multiple pipes ran through it. I think she got $100k or some shit for one which is a little under half of the entire property value.
Oh sorry it's nearly 3k per acre now. So a third of her property value and Redcorn's would be worth around $36k
Actually he is since his wife banged another man and he’s raising a kid that isn’t his by blood
possibly the most moronic, reddit tier cope this board has ever produced, tired of seeing it in every KotH thread
>he might be fricking my wife every week but I'M taking the massive burden of raising his kid!
Write down everything I think a responsible adult should do now that I think with Hank's brain, then stealthily mail it to my address to review when I'm back to myself again.
Hatefrick Peggy.
Buy a charcoal grill.
Frankly, I think hank was onto something with the propane grill, but what I never understood is why he was not also into smoking. I like my propane grill, and I use it for quick cooking meats, but for some real Texas cooking, I have a big offset smoker.
I would also start my own charcoal supplying business
Lose my virginity to his wife.
pet ladybird
drink beer
frick peggy
drink more beer
cut grass
pet ladybird again
Bang my wife
Frick Mihn
PROPANE
cause mass butt-hurt
Try my hand at selling propane.
Get a coal grill, make a well done steak and eat it.
>coal
Yes.
Grill with propane
I put together a propane grill and then use it
Starting with Luanne, enter the den and lock the door, start fingering her pussy and then slam her trailer trash pussy infront of the Manger Babies, exit window left direct to Kahns house and coax
Minh into deepthroat, exit via frontdoor to Dales and force Nancy into anal because that's all she's good for, head towards bills house - turn and leave, be unleashed onto Arlen with 13-hours remaining heading towards Strickland Propane for Donna
>Not taking the time to manipulate Bill
Do Hanks ultimate move
Fish with the guys, frick Peggy and then frick his big titty coworker
Sell my house and buy the dip, baybeeee
Tell Bobby he's alright
Frick Peggy, Frick Luanne, Frick Nancy, Frick Minh, kill myself
If you have a nice day as Hank. Does he go back to that dead body or does he stay in yours after the 24 hours
This but add in Donna
oh shit yeah I forgot Donna and her thiccness. Probably wouldn't have to rape her like Minh, Luanne and Nancy too.
You know what? Let's throw in Melinda as well.
Have the craziest sex with Peggy
I became Hank when I bought a house and got married, only difference is I’m married to Peggy Bundy instead of Peggy Hill
>married to Peggy Bundy instead of Peggy Hill
So she pisses away your hard earned money, sits on her ass eating junk food and watching Oprah, doesn’t cook or clean, and constantly demeans you?
I would tell Bobby he is alright.
Now you're Hank Hill too? No! That's going too far. I cannot accommodate that. I won't. I quit.
Offer to play vidya with Bobby every now and again
Assuming Hank remembers everything? Speak up to Mr Strickland, tell Bobby I'm proud of him, and thank Peggy for all the joy she's brought into my life.
BWAH all the way to the DANGIT
Frick Ladybird
Beat Bobby to a pulp and turn him into a real man
You don’t just hit him
You rape him
Blow up Strickland, tell Dale about Nancy, beat Peggy to death and frick Luanne
Grand Theft Auto Arlen
don't let the hibachi chef hit the emergency water button when Cotton slips on the grill having a PTSD attack over seeing a injun that hailed from a people that maintained a strong oriental phenotype.
Be happy and live life with kindness and peace
Well assuming it is a week day I go to work. If it isnt in the summer I eat breakfast with my family and tell the boy he aint right over whatever silly nonsense he says. If it is summer I just go to work cause it is prime Propane season Bobby is sleeping in and so is Peggy if it isnt her real estate years. I go to work and sell propane and propane accessories honestly. If my father is still alive I may call him to check on him. He would tell me how much he hates me but it is okay if he isnt around anymore I just think about my favorite Dallas Cowboys players in between providing excellent service and maybe bailing Buck out of a jam. I return home to my friends and family. Bobby plays with Joseph. Peggy is making spapeggy and meatballs so I change from my work attire into a white t shirt and join my life long friends in the alley near my house. We drink alamo beer Dale and I talk about work. Boomhauer says something insightful and Bill says a joke that makes me laugh. I appreciate the beer and company of my friends to enter my home and enjoy the spapeggi and meatballs as my son tells me about the crazy things they teach him in school. My niece says something but i just tune it out today was a good day I dont need a reason to be angry. I then retire to my couch to watch the news and anything football related. I go to sleep with my wife after brushing my teeth no intercourse it is a weeknight and we only do it on the weekends. I then wake up back in my own body pic related
as a manager take all the money from strickland I can and sent to myself in anyway that is untrackable. Besides that take bobby out and be a good dad to him as I understand him.
Support Bobby with his comedy
Tell Peggy she's full of shit
Tell Dale that Nancy cheated on him with John Redcorn
Frick Debbie Grund.
Gill his tank up with gasoline. He'll be so surpised. He'll be like "how did that get there?". It'll get him so good.