>You best start believin' in ghost stories... you're in one
How do you respond without sounding scared?
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>You best start believin' in ghost stories...
>believe in deez nuts, spook
>y-you too
>start believin' in ghost stories
>start
Saw one as kid. Shit's real.
My mum saw them 3 times. Let's hear about yours.
>summer camp
>bright sunny day
>playing by a creek with others kids from the camp
>counselor finds us tells us to come back to camp
>everybody leaves
>I stay behind and continue to throw rocks
>see movement out of corner of eye
>look to see a figure of a man moving towards me on far side of creek, just inside woodline
>figure is completely invisible except for a dark line that traces the shape
>think I'm making a visual mistake
>figure emerges from the woodline and freezes on far side when it realizes I'm watching it
>stands there just looking at me
>throw a rock at it to see if it's still there when the rock is there to prove I'm not imagining it
>watch rock go right through dark lines of torso
>figure doesn't react. Just stands there.
>panic
>run up trail back to camp
I learned that day that people talking about shit like ghosts, or bigfoot, or UFO's aren't all crazy, or liars, but that the world is just stranger than most can ever believe.
Maybe it was a Jinn
Hadn't seen anything like it before, haven't since. Don't want to, either.
>I’m sorry; I was enjoying this *delicious* apple. What did you say?
>The standard MCU version
I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
aaaaaaaahhhhhhh (dats me yellin)
G-G-G-G-G-G-GHOST!
>eyes pop out of my frickin head
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>I walk the plank myself, that's how scared I am
FALCON PUNCH
*punches wall with full force*
>How do you respond without sounding scared?
undead are not killed.. they're destroyed.. I know from experience
>I see.
>adjusts glasses
*skeleton monkey steals your glasses and tries to wear them himself*
*all the pirates start laughing*
now what?
>now what?
I wish I was in a spooky ghost story
>If there's somethin' strange in the neighborhood, who ya gonna call?
>Ghostbusters!!
>No, child, these are your delusions speaking
>enjoy the brig
I'd threaten to say the N-word which would completely unmake reality because we are stuck in a PG-13 movie.
I'm sorry my friend I didn't realize you were a member of the non living. It was terribly offensive on my part to discredit such notions and I sincerely apologize. Please let me know if there's something I can do to make it up to you.
Start stroking myself over my pants.
Kariy knightly should have dropped to her knees and sucked him off, and laugh about how he couldn’t feel it or get hard, and what a small cute boy he was, to arrest domanince
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what the protagonists of this movie did, but what I mean is I already believe in ghost stories.
No.. no I'm not
But you are. You are on a real ghost ship with a bunch of real ghosts.
Why did Pirates of the Caribbean work when all other Disney ride movies failed?
Most movies in general are bad.
>"Like The Ring? Cause I really wanna frick her. Is she going to come out my TV tonight? Where's the bedroom? I'm going to get some sleep early with it on. I hope she lets me cum inside."