you keep saying "on demand" like you don't know what it means. i get that you are trying to be funny (you're not funny) but on demand means, you demand it and they provide. you are allowed a limited amount of TV time and it's fixed. whatever is on there is what you watch. so it's like some bullshit sermon about something, and you watch it for 30 minutes and you're done.
go ahead and reply with some >so i (complete and total unfunny bullshit) ?????
obvious child
Well you dont, You get one video tape on Tuesdays and a new book on Wednesdays and there are only 17 books and 9 videos two of those books are missing the last 13 pages
>If I had every modern convenience, I could totally live in a jail cell!
They don't give you those conveniences on purpose. It's punishment, not YouTube time.
>If I had a PC with access to YouTube, forums and the ability to play any game I could live in that cell for eternity.
I think thats what swedish prison is like.
Though there welfare system is so good you cannjust neet like thatvrather than commiting a crime to be a lazy sod
Wrong. What drives you insane is dealing with scarcity and working when you don't want to, and making enough to survive and not do anything. I would rather be there alone all day and eat three square meals a day and be able to read and watch TV. That's freedom.
yeah your'e SUCH an introvert that you're talking to ALL of us right now for some INTROVERTED REASON like the introverted reason you would have to interact with people online! right!
and you woudln't EVER wanna leave the cell, you wouldn't have a panic attack (probably several every day for a long long time) when you want to leave the room, but can't, period, and it's for the rest of your fricking life
mr. super INTROVERT hates people and will tell people all about it for attention from people and he will be fine being trapped in a room until he dies
this is legit torture. we're not meant for that way of living. as fricking horrible as dzoakhar and the shoe bomber and khalid mohommad ali are, i don't think they deserve solitary confinement as they built it
I have back issues that bed isn't going to work for me, also is ther a bidet in that toilet? And what the frick is that a 12 inch? What kind of shithole is this
PBS Nova for the TV series.
Some of the early episodes were deleted decades ago and are no longer available, but the ones that are give you a mix of drama, science, engineering, craftsmanship, and take one to various countries around the world.
Not sure about a film.
Maybe ‘The Fifth Element’ or ‘The Mummy’ with Fraser.
If you got a single streaming platform, I would choose ‘The Great Courses’ or whatever it is currently called.
The never ending story
>free food
>free accommodation
>can watch kino all day guilt free
>any book you want, on demand
What's the fricking problem?
>guilt free
?
She knows what she did
he has white guilt for being a white racist colonizing chudster
if I did this in the real world I'd feel guilty about not having a job etc
Why would I have any reason to feel guilty in prison?
>Why would I have any reason to feel guilty in prison?
kek
You go to prison specifically for being guilty, you fricking moron.
You only have access to religious programs in federal supermax.
So you're saying I get to watch unlimited veggie tales kino on demand?
you keep saying "on demand" like you don't know what it means. i get that you are trying to be funny (you're not funny) but on demand means, you demand it and they provide. you are allowed a limited amount of TV time and it's fixed. whatever is on there is what you watch. so it's like some bullshit sermon about something, and you watch it for 30 minutes and you're done.
go ahead and reply with some
>so i (complete and total unfunny bullshit) ?????
obvious child
Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear my brother
the problem is it drives you insane after a week
see more: Squidward moving away from Spongebob episode
If I had a PC with access to YouTube, forums and the ability to play any game I could live in that cell for eternity.
You mispelled hell permaonliner
>t. Terminally online hellmate
Well you dont, You get one video tape on Tuesdays and a new book on Wednesdays and there are only 17 books and 9 videos two of those books are missing the last 13 pages
At least the sex is good
what sex? you're confined to that cell 23.5 hours/day then get heavily monitored exercise for a half hour
Not true I sent my wife to give Uncle Ted a few conjugal visits
she didn't get past the guards anon
>confined to that cell 23.5 hours/day
Solitary confinement for life? Frick that’s harsh
it's supposed to be harsh do you don't do the shit that lands you there in the first place. It's reserved for the biggest gamers
I like it when they watch
>If I had every modern convenience, I could totally live in a jail cell!
They don't give you those conveniences on purpose. It's punishment, not YouTube time.
this homie uses forums in 2023 LMAOOOOO
>If I had a PC with access to YouTube, forums and the ability to play any game I could live in that cell for eternity.
I think thats what swedish prison is like.
Though there welfare system is so good you cannjust neet like thatvrather than commiting a crime to be a lazy sod
Wrong. What drives you insane is dealing with scarcity and working when you don't want to, and making enough to survive and not do anything. I would rather be there alone all day and eat three square meals a day and be able to read and watch TV. That's freedom.
You have to work in jail too moron
>squidward moving from spongebob is how it always is! it's like that episode that people wrote!
jesus frick you're a stupid fricking dumb butthole
>lol I'm such an introvert and would be totally OK in a locked cell by myself forever because I don't like social events or phone calls
I havent set foot out of my 700sqt apartment in months.
fricking normie
yeah your'e SUCH an introvert that you're talking to ALL of us right now for some INTROVERTED REASON like the introverted reason you would have to interact with people online! right!
and you woudln't EVER wanna leave the cell, you wouldn't have a panic attack (probably several every day for a long long time) when you want to leave the room, but can't, period, and it's for the rest of your fricking life
mr. super INTROVERT hates people and will tell people all about it for attention from people and he will be fine being trapped in a room until he dies
>you know what prisoners do to each other all the time
the lack of respect
Gypsies in my country using this to live through winter. They call the cops when they steal something to get into jail.
A win-win scenario. You don’t have to see gypsies and they don’t have to live on the street.
We should apologize to Scrooge.
>movie
lawrence of arabia
>tv series
top gear
I’d watch an educational series about how to escape prison.
Checkmate DOC
>tv set only if you have good boy points
FRICK
this is legit torture. we're not meant for that way of living. as fricking horrible as dzoakhar and the shoe bomber and khalid mohommad ali are, i don't think they deserve solitary confinement as they built it
This is what I bring
If we get a tv show as well I’m taking slow tv or coronation street
Movie: The Shawshank Redemption, for motivation.
TV series: The Sopranos. I always wanted to watch the whole thing.
I have back issues that bed isn't going to work for me, also is ther a bidet in that toilet? And what the frick is that a 12 inch? What kind of shithole is this
I wish I had a bidet.
Twin Peaks
Sátántangó
>Movie
Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)
>Series
All 10,000+ episodes of Coronation Street
Not even arsed about Corrie, but I could go a long time before having to watch the same thing again
Based choice. Myself Im bringing Das Boot and Red Dwarf.
the grifter
If you choose Dr. Who, do you get all episodes ever?
You get to choose a single doctor's entire run, including crossover events.
All seasons of 24
Series: Stargate SG-1
Movie: Blue is the Warmest Color
a room like this will cost you at least a 1000 dollars a month nowadays
when they let you play vidya in prison, I'm straight up killing governors (joke) (not a serious post)
Heat
Prison Break
aliens
remington steele
Jurassic Park and Mad Men
PBS Nova for the TV series.
Some of the early episodes were deleted decades ago and are no longer available, but the ones that are give you a mix of drama, science, engineering, craftsmanship, and take one to various countries around the world.
Not sure about a film.
Maybe ‘The Fifth Element’ or ‘The Mummy’ with Fraser.
If you got a single streaming platform, I would choose ‘The Great Courses’ or whatever it is currently called.