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UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She does not say undress, you creep.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes she does

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        That whole song is sexual innuendo you sperg

        Wrong, you creep.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The source is the lyrics of the song

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That whole song is sexual innuendo you sperg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >looks up song lyrics
      okay this is a bit creepy for a kids movie.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        She does not say undress, you creep.

        Source?

        [...]
        Wrong, you creep.

        >has to look up song lyrics to barbie girl
        holy fricking zoomers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tiktok zoomie...

      That whole song is sexual innuendo you sperg

      The source is the lyrics of the song

      [...]
      [...]
      >has to look up song lyrics to barbie girl
      holy fricking zoomers

      tiktok creators purged the song lyrics and rewrote it for chaste zoomer brains. Anything riske or even slightly offensive is instantly cancelled or censored and even rewritten. Everything you ever knew and loved is not free from the zoomie death touch. It's not their fault though. Their millenial influencers have been working overtime to change history. It's only a matter of time before timeless classics like "Rape Me" etc. get the Ztouch despite their ironic and often anti-corporate meanings. That's the whole point tho. Everything any artist has ever created must be cleansed for safe consumer edification. Isn't that what this whole fricking movie is about? Everything you ever enjoyed will be bastardized, simplified, and washed of any artistic sensibility. Your childhood can be modified at any time. I'm amazed they allowed rebellion to be marketed as long as they did.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the bloody war to come for these people. I want Russian tanks rolling through these streets and drunk russian soldiers raping these pink prostitutes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna have to wait for them to win the war against farmers first since they're having trouble leaving their neighborhood

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can suck my ass
    Frick me in my ass

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Horny:)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMASHED AND SLAMMED

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    go away viral marketer

    I'm not seeing a movie about a little girl's toy in live action with a canned and obvious feminist message no matter how many times you gays post about it

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greta Gerwig is cute
    Christopher Nolan is some old bong boomer
    Goose and Margot are leads. Cilian has always been a support actor.
    I'm going with Barbie. Nolan is for lames and reddit.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I want to undress a fridge?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is the superior barbie song in your path

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checked. I had a dream the other day that I was going to see this movie with friends and something happened where they screwed up my ticket and I had to wait to get it fixed and I missed part of the movie and I was upset. I don't have friends and dont want to see this movie. Marketing is a hell of a drug.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no we can't get the aqua song sorry it offensive to the brand :'(
    >but don't worry we have the big hippo Black personess sampling version instead

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh, i'll wait to stream it

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason they're making Barbie and Oppenheimer is because they're both israeli right?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to lick those thighs.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if she was wearing a key on her anklet I would probably never stop cumming

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      and a QoS tattoo on womb/other ankle
      omg

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know this is a meme but she would honestly look incredible taking a black wiener

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is it even truly a meme? i think we both know the answer

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