You can give one director 200 million dollars to make a film of your choosing, who do you pick and what do they make?
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You can give one director 200 million dollars to make a film of your choosing, who do you pick and what do they make?
who the frick needs 200 milion, im making a movie, not performing a tax evasion with copious amounts of coke and dicky
Because 200 million for a reasonably made film would effectively be an unlimited budget for whatever film they are making. Leftover funds will be returned to the ether they were conjured from.
sounds moronic
Sounds like you just couldn't think of anything
I'm trying to understand the details of the deal you turnip
i like this guys idea but its been done tax evasion coke and dicky but do it for 50m
>dicky
Hello reddiit
Bryce Dallas Howard in "The Brap Hog". 90 minutes of BDH going into people's homes unexpectedly in the night, to sit on men's faces.
Directed by Ron Howard
a black queer woman because it's 2022
if I had 200 million I wouldn't give it away to some shady director, that's why I'm simply better than Hollywood
You do not get the 200 million anon, you either fund a movie with it or it doesn't exist.
Berserk adaptation by David Lynch
I'd watch it.
>Kyle Maclachlan as Guts
>Lynch has great taste in casting waifus for Casca
>The Eclipse with dodgey but unsettling effects
Yeah that would unironically be kino
Good choice, anon.
Ratcatcher 2 movie
Directed by me
Starring me and Daniela Melchior
there's no camera, no crew, no script and we have plenty of unsimulated sex
It's an art film, huh?
yes and like boyhood it will take 12 years to make
I’m thinkin it’s coom time
robert eggers,
the illiad
Based
Guillermo del Toro, At the Mountains of Madness
R rated, starring whoever he likes
Lee Hardcastle, whatever he wants.
Martin Scorsese
X-Men
Wolverine
Cyclops and Storm
Gambit
Morph
It will be slice of life film about female gymnasts with a lot of close up shots of their faces and bodies while they practice and stretch. With an extensive casting call throughout the ENTIRE nation, and even other nations too. We will need to find the highest quality of 'talent' for this film.
Christopher Nolan, Mass Effect.
It’s called “Anon has sex”. It’s a movie starring me having passionate sex with beautiful women for 90 minutes
So CGI, then.
Zack Snyder
The Frozen Throne
John Milius, King Conan
I'm giving myself 200 million and buying some dicky
Whatever he wants.
Remake of Starwars A New Hope
>Mel Gibson
>The Resurrection of The Christ
lana rhoades
>coombrain induced facial blindness
Sad.
your waifu is getting railed by a Black person everyday and theres nothing you can do about it
My waifu is 2D and in her world there are no darkies. Cope and seethe.
Oh you're actually mentally ill and somehow believe that actress is LITERALLY Lana Rhoades as opposed to "vaguely somewhat similar looking to a younger Rhoades". Carry on, I'll get the men in white coats.
However many hairy actresses they can get for that amount of money, have them grow out all their body hair, and just lez out with focus on hair licking and that kind of thing, it can be softcore, like a nunnery movie or something. I would take anyone from Angry 'hairy legs' Rice to Rowan 'hairy arms, pits and mustache' Blanchard, the key is that they already have some hairy red carpet pics, and they're willing to stop shaving everything else too.
Go break your hands, you disgusting mongrel.
This but with Alyssa Milano and Selma Blair.
Michael Mann as director, Taylor Sheridan as screen writer, subject matter is Texas Rangers and Border Patrol hunting white Nazi militias who hunt illegals & drug runners.
Cringe
Villeneuve for a new Blade Runner
200 million for the lost original cut of stalker sounds reasonable.
I'd make a movie about supernatural themed horror movie with satanic lore.I summon a succubus (Daniela) and it's all great at first, just coom city, then things start to unravel. Luckily I'm saved by a nun played by Elle Fanning, after the ordeal is over she leaves the convent to marry me.
Working title: Demonic
Rated NC-17
Why are you so eager to go to hell?
I'd rather keep the 200 million and make a bunch of weird avant garde films myself.
No dice, you are not a director.
Why not?
It's a statement of fact.
It's not a protected title, nothing and no one can stop me from claiming to be.
An Adam Driver / Jonah Hill buddy comedy about two paranormal investigators discovering ghosts in Jeff Goldblum’s house. Directed by the Coen Brothers
Why does this sound so entertaining?
Neil Breen
Batman
Stipulation: ZERO studio input. Mr. Breen let's us know when it's done and we release it as is.
that girl sits on my face for 90 minutes.
thanks Disney!
200 million dollars for 2 hours of girls swimming.
Kambe Tarou to make me a series of 2 hour mom son incest JAV videos.
Udder Insanity 2
give Steven Seagal 10 million to make a Siphon Filter movie whilst I use the other 190 million to casting couch young actresses.
> this film will require off-screen nudity
40k movie with 90 minutes of dakka
Kpop remake of Spice World
James Gunn, Harry Potter reboot
I don't care if the movie is good, It'll make bank and send a million thumblerinas into a seething rage and I like both
>Avada Kedavra now makes the victim's head violently explode
david lynch...because david lynch
Professional cinematic quality bum fights.
It would starr pic related who's growing up during the 2020s. Kinda lonely girl but influenced heavily by instagram and reality TV, she makes a Tinder account at age 18 and starts meeting cute guys to find a good boyfriend. Guy after guy just uses her for sex and drugs her up. After taking 10 wieners in just 2 months it reprograms her brain and look on life. She starts getting surgeries and breast enchancements to hopefully attract a decent a guy, because that's how it seems to work. Her instagram changes to showing off her plants to showing her ass and boobs on the beach. She starts getting attention from Insta-guys that look great and seem great online. She meets some and they treat her like a bawd like all the guys before. Eventually it leads to an onlyfans showing nudity and then actual porn with Insta/Tinder guys. Every single guy she meets on the street has now seen her naked and have seen her getting fricked and cummed on. She tries over and over to find a guy that actually likes her but everyone just uses her for sex and treats her like shit. She eventually has a bodycount of around 400, she has just gotten AIDS when nearing age 30 and then kills herself.
David Lynch makes the next Marvel movie. Doesn’t even need to be based on anything, he just has full creative freedom and it all becomes official MCU cannon.
I'd pay to see that.
I just want Lynch to make a capeshit movie that's also extremely Lynchian kino so marvel/DC/Disney/tards know how it's done.
Life story or Ron Jeremy, played by Nicolas Cage, a ton of long sex scenes, every single other actor played by real dolls and puppeteer teams except for a gay porn scene with Bruce Willis
Bum Fights 2023 Directed by Wes Anderson
Give it to W. D. Richter for a sequel to Buckaroo Banzai.
Park-Chan Wook, don't care what it'll be, he only makes kino anyway.
State of Fear - Michael Mann
Tarantino, 3.5 hours of nothing but feet related hijinks.
David Cronenberg directs my lesbian vore movie starring Elizabeth Debicki.
The Teen Titans Raven movie starring Isabela Moner
Ratcatcher: The Movie
Directed by Abdellatif Kechiche
baka at all the coomers ITT. log off and regain your dignity, you disgusting pieces of shit.
no
Dude I just want to jerk it until I die, what else is there in life for poor people.
It won't work.
Did you just unironically post a pedo homosexual's advice?
No pedo and former homosexual, yes. He never went underage and was always the one getting railed.
Frick off, Milo.
If you are anti-Milo in 2022, you are part of the problem.
Part of the problem here, I second
Go back to
Fix yourself, whether you do it by knife or logging off, I do not care.
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He's a fricking attention prostitute, he's now playing the repentant sinner for the christcucks because those morons will eat that shit up.
He hasn't changed. He'll never change, narcissists never do.
Who would make a good live action of Z.O.E,packed full of mecha action plus big titty girls? Plus an incredible soundtrack.Nothing but a dream but I love this series
Contempt
Mel Gibson and James Woods are aging bounty hunters looking for a pedophile bail jumper. They spend most of the movie shooting pedophiles.
>immediately shoot themselves at the start of the film, the rest of it is an unbroken two hour shot of their corpses
I'm not up on hip directors.
Lee Roy Myers. A porno film parody of the X-Files, with Ana de Armas as Mulder lezzing Gillian Anderson reprising the role of Scully.
Chad Sahelski makes a Cyberpunk 2077 miniseries starring Jessica Henwick and Henry Cavill as Corpos.
Werner Herzog, Wagner's Ring Cycle live at Bayreuth
Robert Rodriguez, Silver Age Superman movie
I instead give 200 directors 1 Million dollars each to make 200 low-budget horror movies and make more money that I would have with one 200 Million dollar movie.
No one said you were getting any money from this anon.
>the producer gets no cut of the profits
What a shit job. How do they support themselves financially?
You're not a producer, you're a funder.
I remake Lost in Translation except its gay staring Finn Wolfhard and a guy who looks exactly like me shit maybe me myself if I do acting 101. Also they are both alcoholics.
Oh an Sophia Coppola obviously I forgot to say director.
Morbius 2
Paul Thomas Anderson
Blood Meridian
Martin Scorcese
George Harrison biopic starring Ryan Gosling and Robert DeNiro
Nosferatu, Robert Eggers
>Paul Verhoeven finally gets to make 'Bimbos'
>set up is similar to a Russ Meyer movie
>it's a 4hr epic about a slim busty black girl and her hot friends addicted to big nerdy white boy dick
>credits roll out playing Chet Hanx White Boy Summer
doesn't matter if it gets panned and loses money, which would be the real triumph
captcha: KKKVS
Fricking A!!
I'd give it to Guillermo Del Toro so he can finally make that Mountains of Madness adaptation he's been trying to do for like 20 years.
michael bay directs humanity’s victory against the bugs in The Boxer Rebellion
Manos, the Hand of Fate
Directed by Robert Eggers
Dangerously based
damn i would watch it
Not bad. He's one I can see turning it into a decent film without just making an unrelated film and giving it the title.
I'll take half the budget and give it to BDH and Christina Hendricks to co star in "Sitting on Anon's Face for Four and a Half Hours", then the rest to Del Taco to make something with Willem Dafoe.
Starring Tom Cruise as Anon
>paying two women essentially 50 million each to sit on your face and making an utterly boring film out of it
>Del Taco
>good film
I like milkers as much as the next man but what a complete waste
Peter Jackson. The Old Testament
Blue is the Warmest Color remake with Daniela Melchior and Malina Weissman.
I just want to say that I think Daniela Melchior is the best up and coming actress of our time and I hope that she has a long and fruitful career ahead of her
That's very nice of you, anon.
Thanks, anon
If you want to know my further opinions on her, please watch this video: https://youtu.be/ce4IzbEQyNo
Lynch JoJo's bizarre adventure
Denis Valleneuve directing Neuromancer.
get Mad Mel on the horn and give Berserker the green light
abdellatif kechiche, A 4 hour movie of Eva green getting fricked every way possible
Roman movie. Either about the second Punic war or crisis of the third century with aurelian
Richard The Lionheart
Directed by Mel Gibson
That'd be based.
Suicide Squad 3, directed by James Gunn and starring me, Ratcatcher 2 and our child 🙂
Woah
I can see her you-know-whats
>James Cameron
>Giantess movie
James Gunn directs Don Johnson and Dennis Leary to drive around LA insulting people for two hours.
A Michael Mann Miami Vice follow up, either another movie or a limited series, whatever he would like to do. Daniela could get railed by Colin Farrell in it
Serious Trump biopic directed by Martin Scorsese.
Mel Gibson makes a historical documentary on the israelites, and how they’ve ruined history
Denis Villeneuve
Misery
budget is blown on including Pauls imagination
AAA tier widescreen cinematography for the scenes from the book he is writing
in contrast to his room where he is losing bits and pieces when he fails the goddess
the one that brings the tide of opiates, covering the pain
The Room reboot.
By Jodorowsky.
McG - Schindler's List 2: Communist Boogaloo
make a movie where they get me a girlfriend or something who the frick knows or cares about this shit honestly go frick yourself
the dude who directed the void to make a power rangers horror movie starring ivan ooze actually doing very dispicable and horrible things such as having the parents that are controlled by his ooze murder and rape the children.
the power ranges in turn come face to face with true evil for the first time and question their own mortality against overwhelming godlike odds of an evil entity that thrives on pure madness. the rangers need to loose hard.
yellow ranger needs to be asian an raped by 3 white dudes until she likes it. black dude gets lynched by mindcontrolled children. red ranger has his entire family brutalized in front of him and pink ranger becomes the sex slave of ivan himself. blue ranger is in hiding cause hes a pussy.
zordon dies, alpha gets subverted to be evil and the zords get corrupted.