two glasses of milk one warm one cold, three big pancakes that fill the whole plate but dont make your mouth feel starchy with two scoops of ice cream on top one blackcurrant one snickers please.
People that work late nights aka finish early morning like to frick because the literally get no other opportunities outside of work. I've dated people that work at bars, clubs and hostess clubs when I was younger. Do not recommend it. You'll be forced to show up and expected to perform well at like 3 or 4 in the morning and usually you'll be drunk and they'll be sober. In my younger years I did it because pussy is pussy but now I'm over that shit and want someone I can party with and end the night before the sun is up
[...]
Why do so many tv shows cut straight to the fricking?
Is it because the writers are not chads and don't how to write the rest of the conversation?
Is it because they don't want us to learn the PUA secrets?
Is there a sex quota given by the execs and they just want to get it done with?
I've seen pornos with more dialog than this
>PUA
I have always ignored PUA lit. Are there any good books that actually get results?
Why do so many tv shows cut straight to the fricking?
Is it because the writers are not chads and don't how to write the rest of the conversation?
Is it because they don't want us to learn the PUA secrets?
Is there a sex quota given by the execs and they just want to get it done with?
I've seen pornos with more dialog than this
A sufficient intake of alcohol over a short enough span of time will indeed cause you to completely forget parts of your night. Scientifically, you're not actually "forgetting", but your brain is just not storing it in your medium-to-long-term memory. I'm sure many drugs also have a similar affect.
>Why do so many tv shows cut straight to the fricking? >Is it because the writers are not chads and don't how to write the rest of the conversation?
honestly, if a woman is that forward with you then you dont talk, you just take her someplace private and frick.
she's built up a fantasy of who you are based on your appearance. shes turned on by her concept of you, not you. when you talk, you destroy her fantasy. at least thats how it works for me but im mildly autistic and it shows if i speak for more than 2 minutes
the biggest problem with picking up women is getting out of your own way, once you can do that if youre attractive and put yourself out there its ez pickings
because you don't need any of the filler. You know what was going to happen you know what happened and how its going to effect the story. Anything else is just a waste of screentime. Also in this case it represents how much of the encounter Mcnulty actually remembers
I can personally attest to this truth, as I was a hot twink psychopath drunk.
They seek and pursue anything they view as beneficial to their status, and are willing to skirt death as long as it fulfills their ego.
>Simon Mol (6 November 1973 – 10 October 2008) was the pen name of Simon Moleke Njie, a Cameroon-born journalist, writer and anti-racist political activist.[1] In 1999 he sought political asylum in Poland; it was granted in 2000, and he moved to Warsaw, where he became a well-known anti-white racist campaigner and spreader of the HIV virus. >In Poland, Mol was accused of knowingly spreading the HIV virus and was charged in the cases of eleven women and remanded in custody.[2][3] However, Mol's trial was suspended due to his severe illness.[4] He died from HIV-related complications on 10 October 2008.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol
Polish women are allegedly some of the most racist in the world. Women are already supposed to be really careful and selective. They can detect bad vibes from miles away, right? They know who the fake "nice guys " are. A black refuge with no prior Polish language skills managed to infect at least 11 with HIV in about 6 years. He fricked a number without a condom even though they said he should but he just talked them into going raw. These are only the ones we know he infected. Some sources allege he had sex with hundreds of Polish women over the span of about 6 years. Mol maintained that his arrest was motivated by racism and that he had no knowledge of his HIV until he died. Global outrage was mostly focused on the Polish government's alleged racism in his trial, not that a grown man spread HIV to about one dozen women.
Without question white women are the biggest and most disloyal prostitutes to have ever existed. They are the filth of Earth. Subhuman bawds motivated by hatred and lust. Completely untrustworthy and without remorse. All they have is a gift from white men. They think only with their veganas. They annihilate civilizations. They are worthless scum. Who is your real enemy, white man? The israelite? The black? The communist? No, your greatest adversary was and shall always be the white b***h.
Correction: Polish men are racist. Polish women are oikophobic slags who last after Achmed and Tyrone's dick. Unless of course you import a lot of young cute Ukrainian women, then the Polish bawds turn into based Hyperborean chudettes because of the competition.
t. Pole
Yeah, if you were born before 1980. I've balled at least 40 chicks who were more or less 6s like she is. In my view, a few were 8s and I'm at best a 7, but I'm charming. I had a lot of friends who were stone Chads and have three-figure body counts. I know one guy who had two threesomes with all different chicks in the same day. This shit was pretty normal for anyone who went to college in the Nineties, especially around Spring Break. Go ahead and ask me anything you want.
>Does this kind of thing really happen?
Yes. Yes, it does. Sometimes, it's great. Other times, it wounds. Yes, indeed, "this kind of thing" does happen, my dear homosexualy gay friend of mine. In the dimly lit corners of existence, chance orchestrates encounters that ignite like shooting stars, burning brightly for a single night. It's a dance of fleeting desires between two beating hearts, where inhibitions dissolve like mist in the morning sun. The sheets become their canvas, and their moans paint a tale of urgency and shared secrets. It's not always about what's been said, but the unspoken language of longing that hangs in the air. The journey to an unknown destination is an exhilarating symphony, punctuated by stolen glances and the electricity of anticipation. Yet, as swiftly as this connection ignited, it is destined to fade. The echoes of their laughter will linger, but the paths that brought them together will diverge just as quickly. It's a sensual matter of a moment's choice, a deliberate step into the unknown, and the awareness that what transpires tonight will be etched into memory, not destiny. Such encounters remind us of the depths of our desires and the yearning for connection, even if it's brief. The question lingers: Is it better to have tasted the fire of a passionate night, even if it burns out quickly, than to have never felt its warmth? The answer, elusive yet profound, rests in the hearts of those who dare to embrace the unknown, if only for a single night.
[...]
Why do so many tv shows cut straight to the fricking?
Is it because the writers are not chads and don't how to write the rest of the conversation?
Is it because they don't want us to learn the PUA secrets?
Is there a sex quota given by the execs and they just want to get it done with?
I've seen pornos with more dialog than this
>"this kind of thing" does happen, my dear homosexualy gay friend of mine.
If he was a gay i don't think he would be asking
gays do this kind of shit all the time
Yeah, if you were born before 1980. I've balled at least 40 chicks who were more or less 6s like she is. In my view, a few were 8s and I'm at best a 7, but I'm charming. I had a lot of friends who were stone Chads and have three-figure body counts. I know one guy who had two threesomes with all different chicks in the same day. This shit was pretty normal for anyone who went to college in the Nineties, especially around Spring Break. Go ahead and ask me anything you want.
thinks body counts in the dozens or hundreds are impressive. gays average thousands. Some rack up tens of thousands in a lifetime. Its why they all die of aids and monkeypox before they hit 50 but its what gays are.
Half of all gay black men will get AIDS. Its probably worth mentioning if you're a heterosexual white person and you don't do any drugs that require a needle you basically have a 0% chance of getting AIDS. It's interesting that the government was able to convince everyone of how dangerous AIDS are. With that fear in the general populous they could raise the funds to pay to develop very expensive drugs that only benefit less than 1% of the population. A tiny percent of the population who are really only have themselves to blame for their own extremely promiscuous lifestyles.
the only times I've ever had sex was because I didn't say much so I was never able to reveal how much of an autistic frickhead I am.
All you gotta be is tall and white and then vaguely Latina girls like the Wire waitress will be all over you
>he got tricked by trannies into believing non-black non-whites don't always love the police when in it's in their best interest
Legal mexicans are more likely to vote red than blue
Women love fricking the badge, the prostitute I tooled around with told me a cop stuck a gun in her and told her if he ever shot someone with it her dna would be taken during forensic.
She liked it.
they're allowed to be. but i think you mean in a evolutionary sense, where thousands of years of men recognized women were batshit insane moronic things you wanted to have sex with.
there's nobody or nothing to blame for how inherently selfish and evil women are, but you don't have to make it your problem
Women love fricking the badge, the prostitute I tooled around with told me a cop stuck a gun in her and told her if he ever shot someone with it her dna would be taken during forensic.
She liked it.
>a man sticks a fricking gun up a girl's c**t >why are women so awful??
Like how the frick would you react if a guy stuck a gun up your butthole, you'd "like" it too what the frick else are you gonna do about it
Men and women are not the same. The vast VAST majority of women are sub or sub adjacent. I'm a sub male. I enjoy women kicking my balls and slapping my face. It turns me on but of the few women I've fricked I had maybe one girl kind of into it sexually.
not those other two but i thought this was in general and not a scenario. women are just allowed to be awful humans because holding them to standards, their actions having consequences, means they won't frick you.
Probably. Women are built to submit to violent men, it's a survival instinct. They would die out if they stood up for themselves so they immediately get wet when a man is screaming at them. Kind how like lions go into estrus when their cubs are killed.
>Probably. Women are built to submit to violent men, it's a survival instinct. They would die out if they stood up for themselves so they immediately get wet when a man is screaming at them.
I agree with you mocking that gay for tating, but I once and once alone yelled at the top of my lungs at my girlfriend and that night was the best, wettest, most bestial sex I ever had with her.
This is, sadly, the right answer. I'm somewhat of an expert on the subject as I'm a raging alcoholic who displays similar behavior as I pour another glass while trying to hold the vomit down, sitting on the toilet as I simultaneously shit blood and nodding to myself that the discomfort will disappear as soon as the body absorbs the alcohol. Then shit is all cash.
This homosexual isn't even eating, he's just pushing shit down his fat gov without even stopping to properly take it all in. He's even still chewing when he's drinking. What a fat pig.
WHY DOES HE NOD AFTER EVERY SINGLE BITE
He's trying to be like a bbq pit boy like those gays do when they always shake their heads and thumb up one another.
I'm a fat manlet loser and I have a cute white gf. How do you frick up so badly that you can't find one woman out there that isn't ugly or a landwhale?
My girlfriend is fat as hell, and I'm actually pretty insanely good looking. Here's the thing, though, I just love her to death. Get hit on all the time and don't even care, she's the one for me boys.
I'm an alcoholic, and I know by this point you're 30 minutes away from passing out.
I love The Wire, and that scene in which McNutty examines his own car crash accident is accurate, but there's also stuff like this which is inaccurate.
tbh S02 was especially sex filled and horny with a lot of breasts and ass. Glad they moved past that.
I understand if you hate Slean if it's personal for you. She was a huge bawd before she met Workman. And even after that, they'd both show up at swinger clubs.
Maybe you'd like Emile Simon instead.
She fell in love early, then he died, and she released a beautiful album about it.
It's something that touches even the cynic's heart.
McNulty would have Vic in bracelets within a week. Or he could just send his ass down an alley and tell Prez he saw a Black person in white face running that way and let Prez accidentally magdump him.
McNulty has been shown throughout The Wire as a somewhat smart and capable cop but he still can be a moron at times and he isn't anywhere as smart as he thinks he it. Vic, despite his flaws, has been shown to be very intelligent and calculated with the ability to get out of most (not all) trouble he gets into throughout the show. McNulty couldn't even handle not playing by the rules for a few months without getting caught.
Why do you guys watch and enjoy shows about Black person lifestyle? Every time I think about diving in to this show I remember it's filled with groids and the whole premise of the show is watching them do their daily groid things. I don't get it, what's the appeal?
People always talk about this scene but the entire intro is a pure 10/10 masterpiece. >the drunken phone message to his ex from the bar payhpone >lying to gus and telling him he aint driving >driving >crashing >crashing again >"coffee" >"just a scratch"
Pure kino and its why The Wire is the best show and season 2 is the best season.
That's what I mean though. Movies used to ramp up to scenes like this but streaming shows try to get them out of the way in the first 15 minutes. It's jarring.
because writing an actual scene where he magically seduces and fricks her is difficult, especially for incomptent nepotistic and creatively bankrupted writers like Hollywood has,so they cut to the sex expecting you to believe the protagonist is an irresistible casanova, and because that's what you wanted to see anyway.
Unironically this, us writers don't know how to be seductive. We're not players so we rely on what we've seen in previous media. Problem is, most of that doesn't work anymore - certainly not in a way that wouldn't be deemed problematic in today's culture.
I'd like an attractive waitress
rude
butthole sandwich
She looks like those mid 00s Mexican porn actresses who's scenes are always at the end
I don't believe you. Post an example.
Jayna Oso and Jennifer Luv were queens of the mystery meat bonus scenes.
Why would they always be at the end?
t. Didn't watch pr0n in mid 00's
Not that anon. But can confirm. They'd always put the mystery meat b***hes as bonus scenes for some reason. Especially on hj/bj and pov dvds.
Sativa Rose was pretty great.
Sativa wasn't mid.
Asian bawd to start the vid, always
memory unlocked
>it’s a Laurie Vargas episode
McNulty had to be dragged out of that fricking diner.
I would like a hamburger pl0x
the best answer
I woood like to buy andardar!
You thought those were ding-dong prices? Naw b***h, naw
two glasses of milk one warm one cold, three big pancakes that fill the whole plate but dont make your mouth feel starchy with two scoops of ice cream on top one blackcurrant one snickers please.
more like mc nutty
MILK
How do I have one night stands with 6/10 waitresses?
All you have to do is be chad.
it wont turn into a one night stand with you. I know your type. .
Be Jimmy McNulty
are you 6'+ and white?
Flatter them and propose something exciting then frick them during/after the exciting thing. Works 100% of the time, 40% of the time.
>propose something exciting
impossible
be yourself
Small talk, flirt, ask when they get off.
It's either a yes or a no, moron.
Cocaine.
People that work late nights aka finish early morning like to frick because the literally get no other opportunities outside of work. I've dated people that work at bars, clubs and hostess clubs when I was younger. Do not recommend it. You'll be forced to show up and expected to perform well at like 3 or 4 in the morning and usually you'll be drunk and they'll be sober. In my younger years I did it because pussy is pussy but now I'm over that shit and want someone I can party with and end the night before the sun is up
This + McNulty had a mysterious injury he played off in a cool way.
It's important you're alone and it's past midnight of this will never happen.
Is it really this easy for Chads? Like he doesn't need to looksmax and study PUA for hours?
>PUA
I have always ignored PUA lit. Are there any good books that actually get results?
Read bang by rooshv and do everything you can to look as good as possible, the rest is pretty much mental masturbation
>cut to me eating a giant plate of scrambled eggs and bacon
Love from Kazakhstan.
One Hobbit Hole Breakfast please!
>Not building your own Hobbit Slam
>no lembas
all I think about when I see this is how cheap shit used to be. this slop wouldn’t be under $12 these days
Crave Box is currently $5.
i miss the bacon club chalupa
it's fricking breakfast food. you can make it yourself in 10 minutes and $2.50
don't do this I got sued by the Tolkien estate
Why do so many tv shows cut straight to the fricking?
Is it because the writers are not chads and don't how to write the rest of the conversation?
Is it because they don't want us to learn the PUA secrets?
Is there a sex quota given by the execs and they just want to get it done with?
I've seen pornos with more dialog than this
Its because there experiences involve talking to someone and then waking up in someone's bed.
Because that’s how we remember it. We meet, then suddenly vigorous fricking. We have no idea what we said or did.
Do people really forget things they say or do?
A sufficient intake of alcohol over a short enough span of time will indeed cause you to completely forget parts of your night. Scientifically, you're not actually "forgetting", but your brain is just not storing it in your medium-to-long-term memory. I'm sure many drugs also have a similar affect.
>Why do so many tv shows cut straight to the fricking?
>Is it because the writers are not chads and don't how to write the rest of the conversation?
honestly, if a woman is that forward with you then you dont talk, you just take her someplace private and frick.
she's built up a fantasy of who you are based on your appearance. shes turned on by her concept of you, not you. when you talk, you destroy her fantasy. at least thats how it works for me but im mildly autistic and it shows if i speak for more than 2 minutes
the biggest problem with picking up women is getting out of your own way, once you can do that if youre attractive and put yourself out there its ez pickings
yeah but you don't immediately tell her "let's go back to mine" do you?
because you don't need any of the filler. You know what was going to happen you know what happened and how its going to effect the story. Anything else is just a waste of screentime. Also in this case it represents how much of the encounter Mcnulty actually remembers
Does this kind of thing really happen?
No. Not even to Chad.
Chad can do it, but he usually has to talk a bit more than in that scene
Granted it is possible there was more dialog that got cut away
How do I reconcile these two answers.
Similar situations happen but the exact setup in the show is a bit unrealistic
Cope. 10/10 Stacies will throw it all away and risk being raped to death a cannibal serial killer if he is hot.
I can personally attest to this truth, as I was a hot twink psychopath drunk.
They seek and pursue anything they view as beneficial to their status, and are willing to skirt death as long as it fulfills their ego.
Yes. Especially now with most girls being prostitutes. Endless podcasts and tiktok vids of bawds admitting how loose they are.
Its super easy for black guys to do this.
Yeah you just cut out the part where she gives consent.
>Simon Mol (6 November 1973 – 10 October 2008) was the pen name of Simon Moleke Njie, a Cameroon-born journalist, writer and anti-racist political activist.[1] In 1999 he sought political asylum in Poland; it was granted in 2000, and he moved to Warsaw, where he became a well-known anti-white racist campaigner and spreader of the HIV virus.
>In Poland, Mol was accused of knowingly spreading the HIV virus and was charged in the cases of eleven women and remanded in custody.[2][3] However, Mol's trial was suspended due to his severe illness.[4] He died from HIV-related complications on 10 October 2008.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Mol
Polish women are allegedly some of the most racist in the world. Women are already supposed to be really careful and selective. They can detect bad vibes from miles away, right? They know who the fake "nice guys " are. A black refuge with no prior Polish language skills managed to infect at least 11 with HIV in about 6 years. He fricked a number without a condom even though they said he should but he just talked them into going raw. These are only the ones we know he infected. Some sources allege he had sex with hundreds of Polish women over the span of about 6 years. Mol maintained that his arrest was motivated by racism and that he had no knowledge of his HIV until he died. Global outrage was mostly focused on the Polish government's alleged racism in his trial, not that a grown man spread HIV to about one dozen women.
Without question white women are the biggest and most disloyal prostitutes to have ever existed. They are the filth of Earth. Subhuman bawds motivated by hatred and lust. Completely untrustworthy and without remorse. All they have is a gift from white men. They think only with their veganas. They annihilate civilizations. They are worthless scum. Who is your real enemy, white man? The israelite? The black? The communist? No, your greatest adversary was and shall always be the white b***h.
Correction: Polish men are racist. Polish women are oikophobic slags who last after Achmed and Tyrone's dick. Unless of course you import a lot of young cute Ukrainian women, then the Polish bawds turn into based Hyperborean chudettes because of the competition.
t. Pole
Happened to me and a Denny’s waitress.
>trashiest chain restaurant in existence
Doesn't count
Whatever you say man
>Go to Denny's for breakfast
>Get a waitress who literally has Down Syndrome
Breakfast ruined, I only tipped 18%
Tawnee Stone?
>*thoughtfully gazes into the distance*
>*innocently hmmms in southern accent*
I understand that reference.
only if you have absolutely no standards and want to hook up with single mothers
I'm not black so I guess this won't happen to me then.
I don't and I do.
Yeah, if you were born before 1980. I've balled at least 40 chicks who were more or less 6s like she is. In my view, a few were 8s and I'm at best a 7, but I'm charming. I had a lot of friends who were stone Chads and have three-figure body counts. I know one guy who had two threesomes with all different chicks in the same day. This shit was pretty normal for anyone who went to college in the Nineties, especially around Spring Break. Go ahead and ask me anything you want.
No one cares about to your blog you old glory days frick. Did you score 4 touchdowns in a single game at Polk high?
No, but I did frick the coach's daughter, and of course you care, you're jealous and that's why you replied.
Did he find out
Oh, yeah. I ran into him at O'Hare in 2008 and it was clear he wanted to fricking kill me.
subhuman hedonistic baboons like this need to be culled from the genepool
It’s funny because america was established by getting rid of people like you
Yeah, more or less same.
When I lived in Denver it was super easy to take home waitresses and bartenders. Probably the easiest city I've ever lived in.
>Does this kind of thing really happen?
Yes. Yes, it does. Sometimes, it's great. Other times, it wounds. Yes, indeed, "this kind of thing" does happen, my dear homosexualy gay friend of mine. In the dimly lit corners of existence, chance orchestrates encounters that ignite like shooting stars, burning brightly for a single night. It's a dance of fleeting desires between two beating hearts, where inhibitions dissolve like mist in the morning sun. The sheets become their canvas, and their moans paint a tale of urgency and shared secrets. It's not always about what's been said, but the unspoken language of longing that hangs in the air. The journey to an unknown destination is an exhilarating symphony, punctuated by stolen glances and the electricity of anticipation. Yet, as swiftly as this connection ignited, it is destined to fade. The echoes of their laughter will linger, but the paths that brought them together will diverge just as quickly. It's a sensual matter of a moment's choice, a deliberate step into the unknown, and the awareness that what transpires tonight will be etched into memory, not destiny. Such encounters remind us of the depths of our desires and the yearning for connection, even if it's brief. The question lingers: Is it better to have tasted the fire of a passionate night, even if it burns out quickly, than to have never felt its warmth? The answer, elusive yet profound, rests in the hearts of those who dare to embrace the unknown, if only for a single night.
Because it's totally fricking awesome broham
You had a pump and dump with a wagie, calm down.
I like how he tries to embellish it
In the end it looks fruity and even grosser
All the better for non-chads to cope
No, I'm a sex addict, so I've had dozens. 60% of them were average, 40% above average.
I thought it would be funny, but it read too seriously
>"this kind of thing" does happen, my dear homosexualy gay friend of mine.
If he was a gay i don't think he would be asking
gays do this kind of shit all the time
Yeah, gays btfo heteronormies easily. This guy
thinks body counts in the dozens or hundreds are impressive. gays average thousands. Some rack up tens of thousands in a lifetime. Its why they all die of aids and monkeypox before they hit 50 but its what gays are.
https://www.cdc.gov/hiv/risk/estimates/riskbehaviors.html
1.38% chance of getting HIV from unprotected receptive anal sex. Think how much gay sex you need to have to get AIDS.
Half of all gay black men will get AIDS. Its probably worth mentioning if you're a heterosexual white person and you don't do any drugs that require a needle you basically have a 0% chance of getting AIDS. It's interesting that the government was able to convince everyone of how dangerous AIDS are. With that fear in the general populous they could raise the funds to pay to develop very expensive drugs that only benefit less than 1% of the population. A tiny percent of the population who are really only have themselves to blame for their own extremely promiscuous lifestyles.
>https://www.hiv.gov/blog/half-of-black-gay-men-and-a-quarter-of-latino-gay-men-projected-to-be-diagnosed-within-their-lifetime/
NOBODIES GOT AIDS.
I dont want to hear that word in this thread ever again.
It's GRIDS
GRIDS?!?
>calls him a homosexual
>writes that gay ass essay nobody is reading
No, anon, you are the homosexual
Good writing, anon.
Lol you're actually a good writer if not fairly pretentious
I wanted it to be so pretentious that it was funny. Instead, it was just pretentious. I deserve praise fit only for frogs. Ribbit, ribbit.
Stop posting after you smoke weed. I'm sure that sounded cool in your head but I'm sure it is cringe if I bothered to read it.
Go back to the picket, writer
You used "linger" twice.
Not really. It could happen if a giga Chad approached a horny femcel but I don't think this scenario happens often.
the only times I've ever had sex was because I didn't say much so I was never able to reveal how much of an autistic frickhead I am.
All you gotta be is tall and white and then vaguely Latina girls like the Wire waitress will be all over you
Yes, a 6/10 waitress like that is just low hanging fruit. T. chad.
>Chad.
>Posts on Cinemaphile
Pick one
Where else would we post? You must be new here.
Reddit, where the users respect women.
>Chad, posts on Cinemaphile
There are actually chads on here, also losers. It's a melting pot of all my friends like you guys.
I fricked a subway employee in the bathroom while she was on break. she was goth
She has a great ass!
wtf are you a genie
>you can have anything you want
>cuts to hardcore buttfricking
I need your cloths, your boots and your motorcycle
BEADIE & HOLLY A CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
The trashy look bed frame, the lighting that makes it's bawdier. It all works.
She saw a glimpse of his badge under his belt and got horny. She’s a badge bunny.
how do i cut out large parts of my day like this and fast forward to the good stuff?
Take naps
Alcohol.
Have you tried benzos?
take ambien
your days have good stuff?
play on 1.75x speed and switch tabs
Xanax
This.
watch Click (2006) and youll see the consequences of this
Ask any schizophrenic with Alzheimer's
find a magic remote
Rig up a TV to drop into a bath tub with you, while it plays Click(2006) on DVD, at the exact second when Adam Sander presses the FF button
>white trash waitress in shitty part of town loves the police
doubt
She’s a republican
She's a beaner.
ok so it's even more unrealistic
also don't ever correct me on here again
>unrealistic for a latina to frick a dark-featured white guy
>he got tricked by trannies into believing non-black non-whites don't always love the police when in it's in their best interest
Legal mexicans are more likely to vote red than blue
Women love fricking the badge, the prostitute I tooled around with told me a cop stuck a gun in her and told her if he ever shot someone with it her dna would be taken during forensic.
She liked it.
Why are women so awful?
they're allowed to be. but i think you mean in a evolutionary sense, where thousands of years of men recognized women were batshit insane moronic things you wanted to have sex with.
there's nobody or nothing to blame for how inherently selfish and evil women are, but you don't have to make it your problem
>a man sticks a fricking gun up a girl's c**t
>why are women so awful??
Like how the frick would you react if a guy stuck a gun up your butthole, you'd "like" it too what the frick else are you gonna do about it
Men and women are not the same. The vast VAST majority of women are sub or sub adjacent. I'm a sub male. I enjoy women kicking my balls and slapping my face. It turns me on but of the few women I've fricked I had maybe one girl kind of into it sexually.
not those other two but i thought this was in general and not a scenario. women are just allowed to be awful humans because holding them to standards, their actions having consequences, means they won't frick you.
Good, you've at least realized it, now just teach yourself to stay away.
A complete dental workup with procedures for the price of, on the house.
>oh wow a middle aged drunk irishman
>I can't NOT frick him
>I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes, tomatoes instead, a cup of coffee and wheat toast.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
So does waitress frick Jack after this scene?
Probably. Women are built to submit to violent men, it's a survival instinct. They would die out if they stood up for themselves so they immediately get wet when a man is screaming at them. Kind how like lions go into estrus when their cubs are killed.
damn, women were really unfiltered in the 2015-2017 era huh
hey at least they are admitting what we already knew
Pretending they deserve unearned equal rights will literally destroy human civilization.
You don't have to earn human rights. They're rights for being human.
>Probably. Women are built to submit to violent men, it's a survival instinct. They would die out if they stood up for themselves so they immediately get wet when a man is screaming at them.
I agree with you mocking that gay for tating, but I once and once alone yelled at the top of my lungs at my girlfriend and that night was the best, wettest, most bestial sex I ever had with her.
That's makeup sex.
Self selection bias
Cope
I'd pass
She is an ugly old hag
Also she just pissed me off; no way i'm rewarding her after that
Jack! Why'd you let Roman Polanski frick that 13 year old in your house?
The has got a point.
name of the movie?
Problem Child 2
anon im not stupid
Five Easy Pieces
frick yeah, exactly what I’d do on an off day
no pull no drop mark omelette tomato wheat.
whats a plaint omelette anyways
scrambled eggs?
How about a phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range?
anything you say?
Kino
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Imagine being his liver and kidneys.
If this guy doesn't have diabetes his pancreas should be studied for a cure.
what makes the fried rice special?
a shrimp fried his rice
Lol what the frick, is this britbong transamerican or something?
>yankees hat
>chicago shirt
>me mums chicken and chips
WHY DOES HE NOD AFTER EVERY SINGLE BITE
he's a big guy
Hes literally coping with addiction
This is, sadly, the right answer. I'm somewhat of an expert on the subject as I'm a raging alcoholic who displays similar behavior as I pour another glass while trying to hold the vomit down, sitting on the toilet as I simultaneously shit blood and nodding to myself that the discomfort will disappear as soon as the body absorbs the alcohol. Then shit is all cash.
This homosexual isn't even eating, he's just pushing shit down his fat gov without even stopping to properly take it all in. He's even still chewing when he's drinking. What a fat pig.
He's trying to be like a bbq pit boy like those gays do when they always shake their heads and thumb up one another.
>like a bbq pit boy
What?
Bearded homosexuals who run a youtube channel and always over-act with nods and thumbs up when they try their own food.
What a Black person.
Seafood noodle soup sounds healthy. What is "Oasis"? That's a rad name for something refreshing.
I'm a fat manlet loser and I have a cute white gf. How do you frick up so badly that you can't find one woman out there that isn't ugly or a landwhale?
My girlfriend is fat as hell, and I'm actually pretty insanely good looking. Here's the thing, though, I just love her to death. Get hit on all the time and don't even care, she's the one for me boys.
Same here, except my gf is not super fat, but she has curves in all the wrong places and she is mad ugly. I am a b***h.
Which diner was better?
GIVE ME A SPEAR TO KILL YOU WITH STRUMPET
Why aren't smash cuts as popular as in the 00s?
But this isn't Alice's restaurant!
Even at Alice's Restaurant you couldn't get Alice.
I'm an alcoholic, and I know by this point you're 30 minutes away from passing out.
I love The Wire, and that scene in which McNutty examines his own car crash accident is accurate, but there's also stuff like this which is inaccurate.
tbh S02 was especially sex filled and horny with a lot of breasts and ass. Glad they moved past that.
This is incredibly accurate
What's he doing here? Trying to see if he could make the turn while drunk in a car without power steering? Trying to total it for insurance purposes?
No, he was mad that he fricked up, and was using his homicide skills to try and do better
So he was retrying the turn to see if he could make it without fricking up, and failed a second time?
Yes.
The fact that he fricked a waitress after this is pure garbage writer fantasy.
Kek I love me a drink or 12, and I've never been that fricked up.
You are like babby
>Sober waitress hits on dude that is nearly blacking out and fricks him
Was it rape?
No, drunks can consent.
t. drunk who consents
try to understand the thought process behind a man this druk is a fools errand.
It looks like she was the one that fricked him. Not the other way around.
how do you get hard when you're this drunk?
Judging from the time lapse he probably was sobered up by then.
Even when wasted I'd still get hard but it's not a guarantee I'll manage to nut
>I'll be having the tendies m'lady
>oh and miss?
>don't forget the honey mustard 😉
>ywn cum inside a diner waitress
Already did homosexual
chicken tendies with fries and a coke please
I'm drink and singing along to Type O Negative right now
Good choice, I'm gonna listen to some but you should throw on The Pogues so you can pretend to be McNutty.
For me It's Dead Milkmen, which is a much better Irish punk band despite them being the literal opposite of that
Thanks, I'll listen to them to. It's Wednesday but I'm gonna crack a beer, frick it.
BITCHIN CAMERO b***hIN CAMERO
As we get elder it is our singular duty to introduce Dead Milkmen to newer generations.
They're good so far, I appreciate the rec anon.
You should listen to Sarah Slean, too
homosexual motherfricker
I understand if you hate Slean if it's personal for you. She was a huge bawd before she met Workman. And even after that, they'd both show up at swinger clubs.
Maybe you'd like Emile Simon instead.
She fell in love early, then he died, and she released a beautiful album about it.
It's something that touches even the cynic's heart.
See this post.
I will.
The Shield>The Wire
No
Checked
>hell, for a few more (You)s and a checked digits I'll take a few more bans
The prosecutor they used in these scenes is so fricking hot. I don't mean Rhonda, the DA bawd she had lunch with.
McNulty would have Vic in bracelets within a week. Or he could just send his ass down an alley and tell Prez he saw a Black person in white face running that way and let Prez accidentally magdump him.
McNulty has been shown throughout The Wire as a somewhat smart and capable cop but he still can be a moron at times and he isn't anywhere as smart as he thinks he it. Vic, despite his flaws, has been shown to be very intelligent and calculated with the ability to get out of most (not all) trouble he gets into throughout the show. McNulty couldn't even handle not playing by the rules for a few months without getting caught.
>She has a great ass!
That's not her ass. She's wearing some kind of prosthetic or pantyhose if you look carefully.
Cope harder that you'll never be an actor having hot mystery meat grinding on you
Why do you guys watch and enjoy shows about Black person lifestyle? Every time I think about diving in to this show I remember it's filled with groids and the whole premise of the show is watching them do their daily groid things. I don't get it, what's the appeal?
Have you watched it?
>I’M NOT DRIVING A CAR TONIGHT
>GOING TRANSMETROPOLITAN YIP AY AYE
How does he always get into this zany situations?
NA fold at the accent
Dude, what is this chicks problem? She keeps teasing him and sucking his dick for 2 seconds and then goes back to teasing him. What a b***h.
Is she White or Mexican?
American.
Fricking McNulty.
Sure did.
SUGAR WATER
if you have a car its really easy but i dont have car anymore shits a bit tougher
>Dog barking
>Her bedroom has a whole cutesy princess theme
>Complete fricking bawd
Incredibly accurate, why do prostitutes have to play pretend?
So inaccurate. Every semi attractive bawd in bmore is fricking Black folk.
You too
Is this really considered mid? She's an 8/10 to me at least
If more people weren't fat she wouldn't stand out much, but by todays scale she's a stunner.
I think she has a really cute face tbh. but I guess I guess everyone is a 10/10 to someone. Well, women at least. Ugly men are gross to everyone.
its the horrible jowls. she's early dilbert boss
this is rape
he was too intoxicated to say no, she raped him
i want to die
People always talk about this scene but the entire intro is a pure 10/10 masterpiece.
>the drunken phone message to his ex from the bar payhpone
>lying to gus and telling him he aint driving
>driving
>crashing
>crashing again
>"coffee"
>"just a scratch"
Pure kino and its why The Wire is the best show and season 2 is the best season.
When it loops it makes it look like he was dreaming it
One of the hottest scenes ever
I want to go back
>literally draining him of his life force
and men still believe succubus don't exist lol
was it an homage ?
>S01E01
>abrupt cut to gratuitous rough sex
why is every streaming show like this
he spends the rest of it in jail so..
That's what I mean though. Movies used to ramp up to scenes like this but streaming shows try to get them out of the way in the first 15 minutes. It's jarring.
there doesn't have to be a large build-up for a sex scene with a random waitress. It just established that this guy fricks easily that's it
it lets the viewers know up font that they're watching an adult show for very grown up adults
>an adult show for very grown up adults
which is ironic, since primary audience that gets excited by this shit are teenagers
its watchbait plain and simple.
because writing an actual scene where he magically seduces and fricks her is difficult, especially for incomptent nepotistic and creatively bankrupted writers like Hollywood has,so they cut to the sex expecting you to believe the protagonist is an irresistible casanova, and because that's what you wanted to see anyway.
Unironically this, us writers don't know how to be seductive. We're not players so we rely on what we've seen in previous media. Problem is, most of that doesn't work anymore - certainly not in a way that wouldn't be deemed problematic in today's culture.
What series is that?
Black Bird, pretty nice miniseries. Also stars latina Emma Watson
>hi, we’re the people who ruined your life because we want you to wheedle a confession from a moron
>she wasn’t immediately raped/murdered
dropped
why doesnt this ever happen to me. maybe its because i never find myself well dressed and well groomed in what looks like an expensive restaurant hmm.
how are you supposed to frick like that without coming in 2 seconds?
so she gave him her eggs then
And her scrapple
GOD I WANT GREEK GF EGGS
how could you tell she was greek?