You can punch one celebrity without consequence. Which do you punch?

You can punch one celebrity without consequence. Which do you punch?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do i get to use brass knuckles?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But why?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        andy is probably one of the worse written characters in tv.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is he badly written or is he just hard to watch?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            both. hell i'd say he was well written when he was the most annoying. But then it's just a bunch of flip flopping with his character, they never knew exactly what to do with him, and ends up being extremely pathetic. It was just awfully written.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy Kimmel

    No hesitation. I don't need to think about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This or that wimp homosexual who plays the punisher

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bernthal is legit and would frick you up

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bernthal is a real one. I wouldn't mess with him if I were you.

          the OP said no consequence you morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't burn local
        It's over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bernthal is a real one. I wouldn't mess with him if I were you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bernthal couldn't punch his way through wet toilet paper, you wouldn't have to worry about consequences

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      good choice

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jennifer Lawrence

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aronofsky

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    um violence bad

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going out of my way to break Jimmy Fallon's giant nose.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing against DA JOOZ. I love most of them, but this guy needs to get smacked 100 times.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I recently discovered that most israelites think he is not a real israelite because his bloodline has too much White admixture. I laughted so fricking hard; get wrecked mutt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >most israelites think he is not a real israelite because his bloodline has too much White admixture.
        Have those israelites looked in the mirror lately? Their own tribal shitskin ancestors wouldn't even recognize them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would explain why he's so aggressively anti-White.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not before he talks to you about how much weed he smoked that week.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t get the hype at all, it just makes me sleepy. Mushrooms, on the other hand, are fricking awesome, but I only get access to those a couple of times a year.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Huhhuhhuhhuhhuh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah he's kind of the worst

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Something against the israelites. I hate most of them, but this guy needs to get smacked 100 times.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If a israelite called me a goy to my face I'd take offense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like a gaslight post

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd ball my fist up so fast it'd make his israelite head spin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, fellow Heeb. Seth Rogen doesn't support Israel, the butthole deserves to be punched the frick out.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DA JOOZ.
      Every single person who posts this is always the biggest fricking shabbos goy imaginable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'd wager most of them are just outright israelites.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I love most of them
      why
      I have never felt the need to say this about another type of person that wasn't like me
      I have never felt the need to love israelites, or blacks, or any of that shit
      I don't get other people at all
      What have israelites done for you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Made massive contributions to human knowledge. If you love scientific and technological progress, you love israelites

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and the scots developed the lion's share of modern engineering but i doubt you'd suck their sick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It amazes me how every time I read about him losing an audition for a semi-iconic role I shudder about what may have been. Liked him in Freaks and Geeks though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post the one where Snoop Dog calls him out on harrassing a woman for talking aboit her dead son.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Snoopy doggy-dog-dawg was always based
          too high to care
          My favorite is still his appearance on TPB
          “I would LIVE in this motherfricker”

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He certainly has the spirit of an ancient israeli evil in him regardless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      please invite me I want to beat him so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to jail, because I'll just start punching and won't be able to stop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine him being hit as hard as possible in the face by peak Mike Tyson using a knuckle duster

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fat c**t status. Really punchable

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all of them

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kawaii

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Colbert

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tranette no passto

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and there it is

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      babish honestly needs a punch in the dick and face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tranette no passto

      modern day nostradamus

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tyson Fury or Jon Jones

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good Lord, what an excellent question... There's so many I just have no idea...
    >Richard Dawkins
    >Bill Maher
    >Joy Reid
    >Karine Jean-Pierre
    >Jen Psaki
    >Joe Rogan
    >Seth Rogan
    >Seth McFarland
    >Dave Bautista
    >Dwayne Johnson
    >Zendaya
    >John China
    >Hasan Piker
    >Vaush
    I think I'd have to go with Richard Dawkins, I'd like to do some good while I'm at it and getting a letting revenge for plunging the west into it's current dark age would be nice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Seth Rogan
      >vaush
      >piker

      good picks but your list is shit otherwise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >vaush
      >hasan
      >celebs
      based choices but e-celeb =/= actual celeb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its kinda funny to see Dawkins doing damage control and back-paddling, fricker calls himself a "cultural christian" these days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cultural Christian
        Not a new thing. He's always said that, even in the early nu-atheism days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      laugh at this moron for believing in god. can you imagine using a computer and thinking there is a god?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if God is an AI dev?? Did you think of that? Motherfricker we're probably Sora 9's internal representation of its environment

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >can you imagine using a computer and thinking there is a god?
          This but in reverse.

          >the universe has someone at the helm

          whatever makes you insecure babys sleep at night I guess

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think you won't be judged. Whatever helps you sleep at night.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And you think that the "judge" will conveniently punish all the people who were mean to you because that's what helps YOU sleep at night. I hope you realize the irony one day.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >i will burn in an eternal fire
                hey man if we are wrong. no big deal nothing changes nothing happens because of our convictions. we just become atoms again. you put "faith" in what some scientists circle jerk eachother over, with no proof, even straight up calling them theories. see if you are wrong though... might not be any coming back from and heck maybe youll be lucky and god just puts you in your own personal hell of "non existance" where you can just go back to being a "non observing grain". id hate to be so negative that the possible never ending love of god is a gay thought but two men giving eachother aids is brave and inspiring. you selfcentered pos

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They can't go one single day without their trickery and manipulation

                https://i.imgur.com/vn2gFMm.jpg

                You can punch one celebrity without consequence. Which do you punch?

                Tom Hanks. He acts like a dopey middle-American, but is an Epstein island hyper-left cultist.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                isaac kappy while being a israelite himself i think about once a week and wish things were different. in this life being good and honest gets you banned or killed: jesus, terry a davis, kanye, tate, Black persondemolisher1488, dj jazzy jeff. the list is virtually never ending

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                By the look of it this is from Orthodox israelites, israelites so israeli they rub other israelites wrong.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can you imagine using a computer and thinking there is a god?
        This but in reverse.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you imagine using a god and thinking there is a computer?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        reddit is that way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So go back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >can you imagine using a computer and thinking there is a god?
        What even is the logic supposed to be here? How does one negate the other?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine knowing africa exists and still believing in god

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This post was written by a brown soi zoomer who desperately wants to be white.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yahweh will never be real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe and repent, troon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Joy Reid
      I'll pay for gas.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t want to touch him. I’d only choose him if I could hit him with a stick or something.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's too many men, too many people
      Making too many problems
      And not much love to go 'round

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh my god, he does look like one of those creepy ass Spitting Image puppets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was shocked this was this guy's actual face when I watched Under the Skin

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one. Violence only creates more problems.
    I'd listen to what they have to say. And that's what no one did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      efficient and superior use of violence is the only thing that has ever solved any real problems in the world. it's the exertion of masculine will on civilization, as opposed to the subversive feminine will of "talking" and manipulation which allows ones enemies to thrive and enact future violence against you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        read that in a nasally incel voice and it made it hilarious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Violence only creates more problems.
      The truth is and the government really tries to downplay this but violence absolutely works.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Silverman. Right in the throat.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Hanks.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trump

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trump

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't wanna touch him ill probably get hpv

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd punch Liev Schreiber

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a living celebrity, Seth Rogen.
    If I could bring back dead celebrities to punch, George Carlin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >George Carlin
      Rick Moranis rekt him with this impersonation.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rian Johnson
    John Oliver
    Seth Rogan

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    DeNiro

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Certainly not Bill Maher who, although smug, manages to say reasonable things once in a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not what he says. It's how he says it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Maher is a piece of shit but he's capable of having actual discussion with people he doesn't agree with and that alone puts him above virtually all the other late night hosts. John Oliver is occasionally able to have some sort of insight in what he says but a lot of it is also bullshit. He's also the one who's most transparent about his shit being his writers and not him. The rest of them are totally irredeemable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Bill Maher is a piece of shit but he's capable of having actual discussion with people he doesn't agree with
        I've never seen him reasonably argue his point against someone who genuinely disagrees with him, but I understand this is Maher's schtick and he cultivates this perception carefully.
        Ann Coulter, for instance, destroys every time she's been on with very little resistance or earnest discussion of what she's putting on the table, it's just the usual copes and diversions.
        The illusion works best when he invites a RINO on, usually one with a book to sell or something to promote, collaborating with Bill to rein-in extreme elements of the Dems, teaching them how to remain within the acceptable dialectic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He only ever looks reasonable because he's surrounded with morons

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like Maher. I don’t agree with a lot of his opinions but I respect him for having his own. Most libs just tow the party line and parrot what the current talking points are. Shit comedian but he at least stands up to the woke shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His continually inviting Ann Coulter on his show, mocking specific claims she makes, and getting proven wrong within a year is the perfect encapsulation of Mahr.
      He's condescending and stupid yet is at least willing to discuss with those he disagrees with in a civil way. Very much a push for me until I remember he's a 2008 tier fedora tipper. That sends it over the edge for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a whiny stoner boomer who doesn't do any research but instead claims he "knows people" and is too arrogant to admit when he's wrong. When he's actually challenged by someone that knows what they're talking about he'll try to force a change in subject then start making jokes to deflect and move on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maher is actually a bigger homosexual than Ben Shapiro that is quite the achievement.
      Seth Rogan is also a gay, but at least I don't see his smug face popping up on my newsfeed and I can always just not watch his shitty movies/tv shows.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn’t get a pat on the head for occasionally breaking ranks with a common sense take.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Durant I guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's 12:30 where you live, go to bed

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Rogan
    Rob Schneider
    Vince Vaughn
    James Woods
    Elon Musk
    Kid Rock
    Tucker Carlson
    The Rock
    Chris Pratt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this were a reddit thread, this comment would be drowning in upvotes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think that whole list would probably beat the shit out of you.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kim Kardashian

    I want to punch her gently in her anus as her rectum enveloped my arms and she moans in ecstacy and when her butthole came out I want to kiss if like I kiss her plastic lips

    [spoiled]I'm into prolapse porn rn[/spoiler]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The satisfaction I would feel by slamming her on the ground and stomping her into paste would be far greater than what I would by fricking her.

      And I dont think Ive even ever heard her speak once.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that whole family has an atrocious vocal fry problem

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not looking in the thread but you all picked white people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre the most annoying race

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theyre the most annoying race

      uh, yeah, it's all ~~*white*~~ people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to punch white people, but blacks/browns just need to be herded into those big industrial grinder things that they throw washing machines and dead cows into.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      (you) for the good goy

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a real celebrity but my number one is that little tik tok homosexual that starts shit with strangers on the street then hide’s behind a bodyguard. Im a gold glove boxer and im 90% sure I could take the bodyguard if it’s hand to hand. Im 100% sure I’d end that little homosexuals life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know who you’re talking about, but it sounds like he deserves it.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Libs of TikTok

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How has he only been posted once?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perez Hilton
    Tai Lopez

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna bend the rules a bit and use an e-celeb.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He truly looks sickly. Not an ounce of humanity in him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very punchable face t b h

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ari Aster

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Whomst

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two punches on Warwick Davies please.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Donkey punch Nellie McKay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the dude who posts about her panties?

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’d tongue punch Sofia Vergara’s fart box.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there are so many of them that deserve to have their delusional bubbles burst with violence, it's hard to choose. do internet personalities and politicians and world leaders count as "celebrities" in this context?

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ctrl f warwick

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Myself, making me a celebrity instantly
    Then I challenge the rock to a winner take all rack paper scissors match of the millennium

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would train for weeks. I'd pay Mike Tyson to train me. I would put everything I had into that one single punch. I would not restrain myself in the last. I wouldn't care if I broke every fricking bone in my hand. I would hurl my fricking fist at his face like I was an MLB pitcher.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were already posted

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ezra miller

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in the boob, softly and I leave my fist there for a while and probably actually just play with her breasts.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Wahlberg
    >HURR DURR IF I WAS ON PLANE 9/11 NOT HAPPEN DURRRRRR

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would put my fist right through his fat fricking head.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd strangle Jimmy Kimmel until his eyes pop out his skull like bubblehead

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Toss up between Kimmel and this massive cuck.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bull Murray or Jack Nicholson .
    I want consequences tho. I want everyone to know I did it

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat frick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be the most cathartic punch in history. Doubly so since it would definitely kill him.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Rogen was already picked several times. So either Pete Davidson or Chris Evans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm suprised it took this long to pick Pete and mildly curious on why you went with Evans

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Theo Von.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That uppity midge Peter Dinklage. Warwick has shooters on these streets.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh man, thai kicking him in the head would be so fun. He's like the perfect hight, so you can really get that shin angled upside his fricking head.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bill Nye or Colbert

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This homosexual would get a right hand so hard he would look like Kanye after his car accident

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey don't insult kanye like that

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rough, i want to punch up on execs / producers.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Norm Macdonald's lifeless body

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't I punch any of them without consequence? What are they gonna do, 'find me'? Random crimes have an extremely low solve rate. The police don't want you to know this

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tim Pool

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when someone snatched his beanie and he got mad but said it was because he was worried people would recognize him without it when really it's because he was trying to hide his ugly bold head?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that was hilarious. Tim pool is basically a grifter for the alt right incel faction of the current far right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Really? You know I'd like the idea of the the left or even the far left if they didn't also look WORSE than Tim Pool
          Black folk tongue my anus and so forth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a celebrity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when someone snatched his beanie and he got mad but said it was because he was worried people would recognize him without it when really it's because he was trying to hide his ugly bold head?

      Yeah that was hilarious. Tim pool is basically a grifter for the alt right incel faction of the current far right

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  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would punch... myself. And then I would be a celebrity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not how the game works, if you punched a non-celeb it just negates all damage and you lose your turn

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoopi Goldberg

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Oliver with a power fist

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oc=
    ow

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Op picked is a great choice but also John Stewart or Jerry Seinfeld..oh! oh! Jay z and Beyonce as well.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOOOON

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s the Asian Jonah Feldstein. Words would cut deeper into him than a punch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that the guy from Kim's Grocery?

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >123 posts in
    >No one has said Yoko Ono
    I met her at an art gallery in Nashville. She did that same screeching fricking noise from the Lennon/Chuc Berry set. It was the most annoying thing I'd ever heard. At the end of it everyone clapped.

    That is when I began to hate.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sarah Gadon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tongue-punch her fartbox

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont punch anyone because im not a violent Black person

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really see celebrities as people, more soulless golems doing their master's bidding

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The President. Doesn't matter which one is in office when I I can punch him, they're all morons.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Bay

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If punch George Soros in the throat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You would fail.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only limp wristed libtard homosexuals fail at fighting. I'd wipe out the democuck funding clown in less time than it takes for his homosexual followers to jerk off every micropenised Muslim on Twitter.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruno Mars
    I hate that c**t

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can kill with a punch too.

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seth Rogan. Easy.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Le moist is ew but also ironic I'm so clever

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Steven Seagal, I want to see if I can knock him the frick out and claim the title of the world's greatest martial artist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I guess your don't like having mother fricker birthdays because you're going to get every one of them snatched.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick beat me to it

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Though it looks like mother nature and alcoholism is already fricking up his face anyway.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is actually the best aged white man in his 50s I have ever seen

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    James Acaster. For being an unfunny c**t.

    Unfortunately I don't thump that hard, so I'd have to punch him in the dick.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jonah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Life punches that poor fat slob in the face every day

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor Swift

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Green or Pauly Shore. Will Ferrel, maybe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you punch Tom Green?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he got filtered

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If by punch you mean shoot and by one you mean all of them then yes.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This wannabe tough guy. It would be so satisfying to break every bone in his smug, stupid face.
    Sasha Cohen and Seth Rogen are also close contenders.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes been getting scared lately. he knows deep down his time is up on the left, so is now going on "right" leaning shows and is riding the trump train all the way to the station. the israelites have to go with trump because he actually will make a difference kek. they are all a seething mess right now...

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Fricking finally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >ctrl f warwick

      jannies got him, it's over

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joe Rogan or Ben Shapiro

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    .

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the legendary hacker called Cinemaphile

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None, because I'm well aware that you reap what you sow.

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mike Tyson. I’d be famous for being the only person to be able to sucker punch him and get away with it.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >impotent /lpol/ rage

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Netanyahu b***h look like a used up prostitute, kek.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But enough about israelitetin

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't punch them. I would listen, and that's what no one did.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd spend my ticket on an e-celeb considering the damage he's done to kids

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder this grifter called the FBI when the Candyman said he was going to kill him in his Mansion. Real great revolutionary idol you've got there shitheads lol.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a lot of options but it would have to be Jonah Subway.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I punch (grope) Christina Hendricks in the face (ass)

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate myself

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >both are literally me

      You want me to punch myself twice?

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Emma Watson
    I would be punching her cervix with the head of my dick
    >Lol she is old and busted now
    Don't care

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Ham for his racist video

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Sam but maybe this would stop him from talking about boxing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you like a child rapist ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Billy Mitchell always has a plan until he gets punched in the face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Karl, lawsuit not going well?

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Both sides
    >Both sides
    >Woke woke woke
    Gee thanks Bill.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Andy Dick

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    james cordon

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Don't mind me. Just mutting up your favorite nerd shit.
    >Also, do you have a moment to talk about how inexcuably evil and stupid white people are?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get that this mutt is being put in everything, but has he ever made any statements like that? I mean, a paycheck is a paycheck.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Jackson, only instead of a 'punch' I shall slam him in the face with a hard cover version of The Hobbit and I won't stop until there is nothing left but a bloody pulp above his neck.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >without consequence
    Oh but I do want there to be consequences

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bill is a good choice.

    Anyone on "The View"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      guys what was the town hall meeting in calis purpose? are they wanting us to defend ourselves or be a willing member of such craziness?

      I'd instinctively want Ryan Reynolds but he wasn't known to be on the Epstein list.

      if we were a good society we would have forced any suspect on that list to use lie detecors, constant questioning and real consequences. i mean frick gizlaine is still a mod at reddit and is aloud to play tennis and read books SHE wants. rape murder kidnapping espionage drugging poisoning theft and Black person love are just a few things we need to make sins again with REAL consequences

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Epstein did none of those you pearl clutching moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Joyless Behar, easily. At least Whoopie gave us Theodore Rex.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd instinctively want Ryan Reynolds but he wasn't known to be on the Epstein list.

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will they punch me back?

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's up OP? did he hurt your fee fees? did he put a mirror in front of you and you now hate yourself? Did he dare break programming? a blooo bloo bloo.
    gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything wrong with me is actually about you
      ive never seen someone project this hard, holy hell.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >everything is
        >LE PROJECTION
        omg shut the frick up lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no i dont think i will you troglodyte. im here to argue with others about "convictions", dont like it? kys simple as... you no brains having interloper

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >you troglodyte
            nobody likes you lefty scum. gtfo.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I pick a politician or is it just people in showbiz? Because decking one of the more elderly statesmen in the face could change world history.

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't punch a single celebrity, I'd listen to them. Which is what no one ever did.

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Biden

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Any late night talk show host who isn’t Conan
    or Jon Stewart
    >Taika Waiti
    >Sacha Baron Cohen
    >Pete Davidson
    >Robert Downey Jr.
    >Cormac McCarthy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jon Stewart has been retconned as acceptable to MAGA now he criticizes Israel

      wow you people are fickle

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No Jon Stewart was always more of a straight shooter compared to theater kids like Colbert or Maher. Plus he’s also a Mets fan so I have kinship with him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He thinks Trump is getting a fair trial in NY and has been very vocal about it. He's completely sold out.
          Everyone forgets that in the old daily show he didn't make fun of politicians so much as he made fun of the media giving them passes.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Barack Obama

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does hasan piker count as a celebrity?

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Justin Bieber, if for no other reason than because while I was struggling to even get a girl to look at me in my 20s, that little homosexual was probably banging a revolving door of 20-something groupies/models/pop stars/actresses/etc when he was still getting his first pubes.

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel Maddow.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b***h won't apologize.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grimace. dudes been a menace to society

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robert the Niro and with a 100% justification

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's so many I want to punch OP included.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there's no consequence, what's the point?

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've already seen him get his shit rocked on Fleabag so I wanna replicate that on his zionist ass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sup sam

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor swift with my dick.

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking smug untalented c**t.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seth rogan

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rashida Tlaib

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the correct answer

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really? None of you picked him?

    I have to be the one to do it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not as bad when they are over the top with it they become like a cartoon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The man show was good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah thanks to adam carolla

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?

      Jimmy Kimmel

      No hesitation. I don't need to think about it.

      I'd strangle Jimmy Kimmel until his eyes pop out his skull like bubblehead

      Toss up between Kimmel and this massive cuck.

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go back in time and Kill John Lennon sooner so i never have to hear about the shitty Beatles anymore

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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