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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sharts
    >Figures it out finally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Stinky Hank

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't attack it tho.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do though

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how though?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Explain tho.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you buy yellow plates you deserved to have them broken.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time did reverse.
    The teacup I shattered came together.
    A place was made for abigail in your world.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    defend what exactly?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Now..... my funny little Tuco... my old friend.... my lovely pal.... this..... this little crystal I hold.... between my little fingers..... this..... is.... not.... LE METH! IT'S A SUPER SECRET BOMB THAT WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING AROUND IT OTHER THAN HUMANS! ENJOY TUCO OLD FRIEND! ENJOY THE WINDOW REPLACMENT BILL! HAAHAHAHAA

    *throws bomb at floor*
    *rocket jumps away*

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What gets me is that they showed the broken plate on the floor, and the shards don't look like the ones from the later close up. They didn't show the plate shattering, only the shards on the floor after the fact, so this was completely avoidable.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, there's a psychological term or explanation for this phenomenon, but it's not coming to me, where basically we subconsciously notice things we thought we never did and it stays in the back of our mind until we "get it." It's happened to me where I left my roommate alone one day on my way to a date and for some fricking reason I turned the car around and caught him in the middle of trying to hang himself. Later he asked me how I knew because he was pretending to be asleep and I finally realized that it was because when I went to go get my phone, I noticed there was a different extension cord (a cheaper one) plugged into the wall. He was planning to use the stronger one to hang himself....and I guess my brain just did the math.

    Walter might have unintentionally noticed that there was a piece of the plate missing, or maybe it was lighter than he remembered it when he first grabbed it to make the sandwich. It's the reason why if suddenly out of no where you find yourself wanting to leave an area for no reason, then you should do it, because chances are you saw SOMETHING that you didn't actually notice, but some kind of threat is there.

    Jane's death seemed more over the top to me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If this is true…what did your date that you stood up think about this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she got the ick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re the Sherlock Holmes of having suicidal roommates, good job

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Walter might have unintentionally noticed that there was a piece of the plate missing, or maybe it was lighter than he remembered it when he first grabbed it to make the sandwich.
      I think they did a great job showing this process, you can really tell this is exactly what happened.
      But it's just another fluke, which keep happening to advance the plot every time Walt is in a tight spot. Speaking of Jane's death, another fluke since Walt accidentally nudged her onto her back, and she started throwing up in that exact moment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fly those sails, brother.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fly those sails, brother
        wtf does that mean?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          low poly women owe me sex

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Choosing an extension cord to have a nice day is a dumb idea. You should have let him do it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that was a fricking close one huh?
      Is your roommate still suicidal or did he learn to appreciate life?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He got some much needed help and is doing very well. Thank you for asking anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dank introspective post anon
      that feeling you're talking about would be difficult to convey thru film/tv and I guess this would be one way of doing so

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how else are you supposed to convey intuition in film/tv other than making it seem like some kind of psychic or magic moment?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of your brains processing is done unconsciously, deciding your actions, and sometimes conclusions emerge in your unconscious mind without you consciously working them out. Think of all those times you reached to unzip your pants, or reached for your glass of water without even thinking about it and then you become aware of what you just did and are like "guess i'm fapping/drinking now". Animals are in this state all of the time. .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would be your hypothalamus, a part of the brain that filters information before it reaches the "thinking" part of the brain. You are not conscious of what it is doing, but it is memorizing and comparing things your senses pick up constantly. We evolved to do this, we would learn about our environment and if something changed we'd notice and be a little wary since it might be a predator on the prowl.

      It noticed a different cable was used and this sort of swam around in the back of your memory until it finally clicked that the stronger cable could be used to ACK oneself and that was probably what your transsexual roommate was doing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's God speaking to you, anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's ADHD anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I have similar experiences in more mundane situations. Having 10 perception irl is great but I learnt during my teen years to hid my powerlevel. Anyone with over 8 perception has to reel it in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you are constantly noticing minute details about people that disgust you? Like noticing they repeat the same word too many times or their eyeballs are too far apart, or their obvious fart tells

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      thats really cool anon. The only thing close to this i experience is me wasting hours on some math or physics exercise and the solution just popping out some other day. How does it feel having saved a life ?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're literally a lifesaver anon.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >this is the ONLY thing in breaking bad that makes Cinemaphile upset
    goes to show how well made the entire series is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this is the ONLY thing in breaking bad that makes Cinemaphile upset

      What about the fly episode?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What about the fly episode?
        The fly episode is great.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its peak slop

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >screenshot
    >me no likey waaah waaaah!
    Wow, great point, op. Really changed the way I think about it. Is this the power of zoomer film criticism?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can never defend slicing the crust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >packs sandwich
      >pauses
      >frantically digs though the trash
      >finds a piece of crust missing shaped like a blade

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He cut off like half the sandwich

      Do Americans REALLY???

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My grandmother would literally have slapped him for wasting food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ok? Your grandma would have been comitting assault. Hope she enjoys going to jail for the rest of her life.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would you do this? it's like peeling an apple but even more moronic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eating bread
      Okay fat frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > So insecure he seethes at a sammich
        There is no hope for Generation Z.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          BREAD is loaded with carbs, fat frick. You'll be dead before you even hit 40 and no one will care.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that going to the gym is good, but you should also be running outside, not on a treadmill and playing an outdoor team sport.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Eating bread doesn't make you a fat frick as long as you don't eat an entire loaf to yourself each day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      while crust cutting is GAY I'm more shocked by how much he cuts off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's like 50% of the fricking sandwich gone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >americans call this "crust"
      lol, even lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        American "bread" is basically cake.
        t. American who eats and drinks a lot of imported / foreign style foods

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I make a fresh loaf like this every week, whats your point?
        t. American

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      HEKIN KINOOOO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the ONE thing I don't understand in American culture. Everything else, while sometimes strange, I can at least understand to some extent. But this is just plain moronic behavior.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some people just don't like the crust. Why is this a baffling behavior to you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you cut it AFTER spreading the butter (or whatever you're eating)?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's nothing to dislike about the "crust". It's barely a sandwich as it is.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try defending selling sliced "bread" tho

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For people that don't have or are allowed to use knives. Same with pre-sliced cheese.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That's the american version tho. And you know why? Because it doesn't spoil as fast as normal bread, and here's why:
          >gmo crops treated with glyphosate weedkiller which is linked to cancer
          >potassium bromate oxidixing agent used to stranghten dough and give it an appealing white color
          >azodicarbonamide linked to asthma and cancer used to bleach and leaven dough
          >butylated hydroxy toluene and anisole antioxidants used as a preservative, and another carcinogen
          >benzoyl peroxide & calcium peroxide bleaching agent added to flour, which also destroys nutrients

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            In English, Doc!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The american processed food industry is a demonic entity which destroyed millions of lives.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah.
                Yes.
                I gotcha.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the issue with it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's an anti breaking bad sperg

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wow that plate broke pretty bad

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO WHY DOES THIS PLAUSIBLE AND THEMATICALLY INNOCUOUS THING FACILITATE THE PLOT
    >I WANT EVERY FART THE CHARACTERS THROW TO BE A PERFECT CAUSE AND EFFECT, THAT'S HOW YOUTUBE MAN TOLD ME GOOD WRITING WAS MADE OR SOMETHING

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This was the exact moment I got hooked on this show. Then I lost all interest after Gus died, which is logically when the show should have ended.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s one of the best scenes in television history.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >B-B-B-B-B-B-BOMB FIRE
    What the frick was this scene about?

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