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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey vs Kylo in TFA is the best lightsaber battle in this series

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't a stormtrooper just sneak up and shoot Obi Wan from behind?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obiwan is strong against stormtrooper sneak attacks. That's why he survived Order 666.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    DARTH as in DArk loRd of the siTH

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best duels in Star Wars ranked from best to until I don't feel like naming more off the top of my head:
    >Luke v Vader - ROTJ
    >this one
    >Obi-Wan v Anakin - ROTS
    >The Duel of Fates - TPM
    >Luke v Vader - ESB
    >Mace Windu v The Emperor - ROTS
    >Obi-Wan & Anakin v Count Dooku - ROTS
    And I don't have much opinion on the rest

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd argue for moving this one (Obi-Wan v Vader - ANH) down below Duel of Fates, when it originally aired it didn't have as much emotional punch as it now does in context and the music and choreography goes without saying.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see your reasoning but Im still obsessed with the mysticism of this fight
        Obi-Wan letting himself be struck down is hard as frick with or without the context that would come later

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Duel of Fates had no emotional punch at all

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But great choreography. Obi-Wan vs Anakin in ROTS lookede way too much like capoeira with sticks

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why cause you say so?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frick off. Duel of the Fates is one of the most kino scores ever made

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the only one that feels like a good action scene even WITHOUT emotional context.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          qui-gon dying was emotional, obi-wan lost his mentor just like luke did in ANH

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's mocking his title. It'd be like addressing whichever president of the last two terms you don't like in a sarcastic way. "Sure thing, 'Mr. President.'"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      as long as you recognize that this is a retcon then sure

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        to this day the decision to make Leia the dude's sister seems so awkward.
        I do get that they did it so han wouldn't cuck him but still is this really better?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          There were supposed to be more movies after RotJ, but Lucas didn’t want to do it anymore so he made RotJ the finale. Those other movies would’ve had Luke’s sister, Nellith, on the other side of the galaxy. Luke would’ve gone on a quest to go find her.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gone on a quest to find her
            >in a universe with instant point A to point B space travel
            Sounds fricking awful/NuWars tier.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >carbon chamber duel this low

              >instant point to point travel
              That wasn't even the case in the first film you stupid dolt.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one says this.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah not everyone gets into a Mexican standoff with the president.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      If he wanted to mock him, a better insult would be “dick status?”

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have this edited into my bluray rip:

    %3D%3D

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate that video the more I watch it.
      It's kind of funny how people over reacted and over hyped the hell out of it.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did they? I’ve gotten nothing but flak every time I post it. For me, it’s the throwback inner monologue of the Revenge of Sith dialogue, gave me goosebumps tbqh. Also how Vader was on fire. Like, he’s a cyborg, how does him being a cyborg never come into play in any of these movies.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          With time people started to shit on it but the Star Cucks on Youtube and Twitter just gushed about it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude I just stumbled on this video one day I have no fricking idea about the lore or fricking eceleb drama behind it but thanks for filling me in.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's kind of funny how people over reacted and over hyped the hell out of it.
        It becomes tragic once you compare it with Kenobi live action series

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss when Darth was part of his name and not a title.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but did that change anything? Who gives a frick if anything it’s cringe he gave himself a new, edgy first name.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was always a sith lord man, never part of his name

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        "sith" was made up for prequelshit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Confirmed moron, it appeared in the original scripts as well as the official novel and merchandising and in this deleted scene:

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          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    rude

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Darth Vader from the planet Vulcan

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    choreography is for brainlets
    psychology is for chads

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    and then the sequels made it irrevevant

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so I call him Darth? Is that his first name?
    >George, coked out of his mind: Who cares lmao its not like it will come up again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ywn be a young George Lucas hanging out in Tunisia with Carrie Fisher, sharing a straw while sneaking some noseblow between takes

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regardless of what Alec assumed, Obi-Wan calling him Darth works quite well as a diss.

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