You come to your house and find her in your bed and she saying "hi lover~"...
What are you up to?
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You come to your house and find her in your bed and she saying "hi lover~"... What are you up to?
You come to your house and find her in your bed and she saying "hi lover~"...
What are you up to?
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Take my schizo pills because apparently I hadn't taken them in awhile.
>and she saying
I stop to give you a grammar lesson, ESL
Protecting my virginity at all costs
SEXXOOOOOOOOOOOO
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Pinch myself to ensure am not dreaming then have fun with my superpowered girlfriend and her rightful quest for her throne
Gonna have to deal with the dread of living in a Dc Multiverse that could potentially end at any point but you take the good with the bad
>Gonna have to deal with the dread of living in a Dc Multiverse that could potentially end at any point but you take the good with the bad
Ehh not a big deal. You'd come back to life a few weeks later.
That's for mainstream heroes in the canon universe
I'd basically be a one-off love interest character in a mini series, I'd be super lucky to either be name dropped or race swapped after the next multi verse destroying event
First let me have some coffee and then I come back to have fun.
>coffee
>at night
's not good for you
Could be worse. They can be like my stupid ass and drink a giant can of Red Bull a hour before I go to bed.
>hi lover~
Quickly check the mirror to make sure I didn't become that green tentacle slime monster
Ok question everybody. Would you all willing become that type of alien if it meant you got to be in a relationship with Blackfire?
Not too different from my normal appearance so yeah.
No, he's gross and our kids would be gross too
I won't date a sloot.
sell as a slave
Call her a filthy Troq
Question if I’m actually Vril Dox
ask myself what the frick I did take
I know who she is and what she's about so I bluntly asks her what she wants from me.