you cunts made me believe this was a good film

you c**ts made me believe this was a good film
nothing more than a basic forgettable action movie, with over the top shootouts and bad acting

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop talking, ok slick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally both me
      frick heat is so kino it hurt

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a masterpiece though. The only 10/10 movie released in the past 30 years.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are gay

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate these threads so much, they're the ultimate hipster bullshit you all claim to hate. if you want to discuss a film fricking name the film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heat, a 10/10 film

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day spoonfeeder. homosexuals like him should lurk moar or leave.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      go back, if you don't know, you shouldn't be here.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >told you I'm never going back
    >yeah...
    >*raise his hand*
    >*hold his hand*
    ;_;

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the low t is holding you back

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think I've ever watched this movie in it's entirety. I've absorbed it's most iconic scenes through YouTube or clips from here. That being said, I can't wait for the Marvel's.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2/10

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Outing yourself as a typical queergay zoomer this hard

    Heat is the greatest heist movie that ever was or ever will be. It will literally actually and unironically never be topped in its genre.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's also easily one of the best films ever made in any genre

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but sad part is that its not even a debate that it will never be topped at some point in an infinite and unknowable future. That is how far we have fallen and how bad things are today. Its just sad in the fact that Heat will never be topped is not even hyperbole.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The town was like the closest thing to it and it was schlock

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            #
            The Town wanted to be Heat soooo fricking bad to the point of tryhard. This was a better attempt and less cringe even if its still not in the same universe as Heat.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Den of thieves was cringe superhero garbage.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      to live and die in la is actually kino. heat is overrated and telegraphs its drama well in advance. it has no originality and the meme shootout scene isn't special or even fully coherent

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        TLADILA is not a heist movie though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heat is overrated and telegraphs its drama well in advance.

        This is probably because you are a zoomer and practically every heist movie since has tried to be Heat. Hell you probably think Aliens ripped off Halo as well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      not only is nothing is that statement remotely true, Inside Man (the only good spike lee film) completely mogs heat (a movie where the heist isn't even the main aspect, but rather the cat and mouse chace between pacino and de niro)
      a much better de niro heist film is The Score

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re right about that. The heist scenes take up maybe 10 minutes of screen time

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    $50 says you’re the same kid who thinks Blazing Saddles isn’t funny, and had to make a thread about it.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's absolutely goated my friend.
    Heat
    No country for old men
    The shining
    The thing my top 4

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heat is my #4 all time favorite film after Empire Strikes Back, Aliens and Star Wars.

      >INB4 pleb list

      Well Dune 84' is my #5

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heat is my #4 all time favorite film after Empire Strikes Back, Aliens and Star Wars.

      >INB4 pleb list

      Well Dune 84' is my #5

      Both pleb lists that are only valid if you already passed your criterion arthouse slop phase in your early 20s

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    this this this. so much THIS

    just watched it a month ago for the first time after seeing how much it was shilled. very boring and not enough heisting.
    #sorrynotsorry

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is always someone trying to push a "Heat is actually le bad!" meme on here.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking hell, Cinemaphile really is full of room temperature iq morons
    and i mean proper celsius temperature, none of that babby amerifat nonsense units
    heat just purely isn't a good film
    >not the least bit exciting, completely predictable
    >the big shootout scene was completely ridiculous
    >the dialogue is terrible
    >pacino is at his overacting worst and de niro is phoning it in as he did in much of his latter career, rest of the cast are just bad actors overall so that was to be expected
    the whole story line of de niro's gf was the worst too
    literally can't understand how so many of you c**ts can even unironically claim it's a 10/10, or one of your top 5 films, or that it's the best in its genre

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