You did see Shin Godzilla in theaters right? If not go kill yourself.

You did see Shin Godzilla in theaters right? If not go have a nice day.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen it 5 times, so I can save 4 people.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you brought someone along each time right?
      right anon? you're not one of those losers who go to the movies alone, are you?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did. My wife started having contractions during the atomic breath scene.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is shin Godzilla the only Godzilla this moronic forum watches

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the 4k disc and a projector, so shut the hell up.

      Because this and Godzilla 1954 are the only kino Godzillas. The rest is literally power rangers tier.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The rest is literally power rangers tier.
        So you are saying they are all kino then

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not being godzillapilled

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Godzilla vs destoroyah, final wars, hedorah, destroy all monsters, minus one, and Millenium arent Masterpieces

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not. Eat me.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I Will eat you out just as i did to your mom

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla Minus One isn't up to your taste, your standard, to your of liking, up to par?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't seen it yet and it looks like it's taking cues from Legendary Godzilla slop. I'll have to wait for a digital release.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla gays are surprisingly stuck up for being fans of a franchise that was immediately milked into the second movie and became kiddie-fied 3 more movies into it
      Doesn't stop being goofy till 84

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NOO it's not good unless its dark and edgy!
        Goofy shit is the best part

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I torrented this and it was shit. The Godzilla was ugly and the human element was some suits in boardrooms.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm watching it right now on my phone. Cause I'm waiting at an airport.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I was only 8 years old when it came out so no I didn't watch it
    Typical sheltered zoomer. You probably thought Mario was to violent.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mfw Shin and Minus One are both great

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw Minus One in theaters a couple of days ago and it was amazing. Shin was good, but I liked this one much better.
      As far as solo Goji flicks go it's on par with the og, if not superior. This is the most I've ever felt engaged with the human characters.

      I did! Went up to Boston to see it. Totally worth it. Glad I got to see it in theaters. I've shown Shin to non-Godzilla fans who got them into the franchise. All the solo Godzilla films are great in their own rights and a step above the others. Not that the others aren't fun and good, but there's something about '54, '84, Shin, and GMO.

      You like Return? I can't never get into that one for some reason, it's kinda boring. Also the eyes of the suit really bother me.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to stream it with friends and everyone got bored so we stopped half way through

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's when you started sucking each other's wieners like the fricking homosexualS THAT YOU ALL ARE. YOU SHOULD FRICKING DIE.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your friends have zoomer attention span. They wouldn't survive watching 2001.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did! Went up to Boston to see it. Totally worth it. Glad I got to see it in theaters. I've shown Shin to non-Godzilla fans who got them into the franchise. All the solo Godzilla films are great in their own rights and a step above the others. Not that the others aren't fun and good, but there's something about '54, '84, Shin, and GMO.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did see it in theaters and saw Minus One in theaters five times

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't.
    I wanted to show my best friend the film but he got run over by a car on Halloween
    🙁

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm currently watching it for the first time. ITS SO WEIRD, because they're just one race. I haven't seen something like that.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched godzilla 2019 on some pirate website
    does this counts?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick you and SUCK my penis

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >entire movie is 6/10 save for that one scene which is 11/10

    any other cases in Cinemaphile like this?

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I did

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus the government is so incompetent in that movie, and yet I get the feeling its MORE competent then the real government.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like shin Godzilla, how do I sage a post?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i took my folks to see it. they thought it was good.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    no cap this movie was SO BORING. i literally couldn't watch more then 10 minutes! its just old men talking lol. across the spiderverse was a better.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lied to my family and skipped a reunion just to see it

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      you brought someone along each time right?
      right anon? you're not one of those losers who go to the movies alone, are you?

      Frog posters

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        problem?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it wasn't playing near me and it wasn't subtitled. I saw it later and enjoyed it as the best version of the first quarter of Evangelion. I liked that it was basically a thriller about emergency management. Minus One is a better Godzilla movie though, although the love interest stuff was contrived sequel bait. It should unironically win an Oscar for VFX, it looks fricking great.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i was at one of the premieres.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it better or wrose then Godzilla-1?

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good movie.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I drove triple digit miles, one way, to get to a theater showing it.
    I liked it. Pretty much no Godzilla except the very original gets what a disaster Godzilla really is. The destruction of Tokyo in 54 is really top notch miniature work. That's the sort of shit only someone that actually saw Tokyo in flames during the war can make.
    Shin Godzilla plays the deep concern of government well but I think the film is too afraid to show real disaster that close to the Fukushima Tsunami. As visually impressive as scenes like the atomic breath are the destruction is quite limited. There's no moment when you look around Tokyo, like in 54, and you realize it's all fricked.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it supposed to have a seqGodzilla x Kong: The New Empire 2024 ‧ Action/Fantasyuel?

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