Wagecucks tell me all the time how good it feels to be productive and help israeliteberg by another yacht. I don't see why this one's complaining if he feels so fulfilled.
>not my probl- >w-w-what do you mean I'm banned?! >b-but those black guys were yelling the whole time, what about them? >well you'll be sorry when Trump gets back in!
>Banned from a cinema
There's two others about the same distance from my house and I go to the cinema maybe once a year. If you remember and recognise me, GG. I'll leave smiling knowing that you hold that seethe permanently
>If you remember and recognise me, GG. I'll leave smiling knowing that you hold that seethe permanently
They literally just take a photo of you from the security camreas and hang it on a wall the employees will walk past on their way to the break room or osmething together with pictures of all the other chronic onanists they've banned.
I did this with cum when I went to see the Taylor swift movie. There were so many cuties in the theater it was fun putting a little bit on all of them during the movie
this is awful i have to actually work. fricking capitalism did this. people are literally giving me money i can use for my own needs just for me providing them some service noooo.
When I worked as a janitor I would have to encourage people to litter and throw their cigarette butts on the ground just so I would have something to clean up lol. Otherwise I'd just sit locked in one of the toilet stalls blasting liquid shits and shaking from heavy dt's because I'm an alcoholic.
when I was a janitor I literally would spend hours in the bathroom scrolling my phone because I was too bored to go cycle the mall but then I got in trouble for doing that so they started timing my bathroom visits
ironically I do have IBS so I do have genuine reasons to run to the bathroom...
why is going to the movie theater such a joyless experience nowadays? it used to be great but everything about it is shit today and the prices are insane today
I make sure to buy a big bag of popcorn every time I go to the theater, never eat any of it, I just buy it to dump on the floor and stomp into the carpet.
>"Man, I wish people would put stuff in the bins on their way out. Oh well." >Scoop trash into a bag. >Sweep up popcorn. >Forget about it twenty seconds later and go try to flirt with the qt girl at the snack bar
Being 16 was fricking easy, why can't these gays handle it?
>throw all of cardboard into a big trash bag >get the popcorn in 3-4 sweeps of a broom total >30 seconds of work >maybe less since its your job and you are competent at it or know shortcuts >"N-N-NOOOO!!"
Even better. When I worked clean up at a local theater as a kid we used leaf blowers to push everything into a corner then the next guy through would sweep it up. The first guy through would bag up the big shit like soda cups and popcorn bags. We kept any valuables we found, unless someone showed up that night to retrieve them.
that's an extremely tame, even laughable, "mess". i worked as a custodian for a dorm when i was a teenager, and the little shits who went for summer camp there were far more disgusting, and i liked that job.
the performative weakness here is really astounding
Crazy to think theaters were this packed just 4 years ago. Now theres a good possibility that theaters will be a thing of the past. Covid really fricking killed the world
Everytime shit like this gets posted, it's invariably a northern american kinoplex
Why are they such animals they can't even have the bare minimum education? >b-but I pay so I can shit around where I want!!!
Literal subhuman mindset, you will never be 1st world.
>Not just shooting it in the head with a pellet rifle
It already knocked over all that shit. It is going to knock over more when it falls from being chased with a broom. Just shoot it.
If I had a broom, scoop, and a rolling trash can I could clean any theater in 10 minutes tops. It’s literally all dry stuff and cardboard boxes
How do zoomers think this is difficult in the slightest?
>incredibly small amount of clean up to be done >is in the fetal position on the ground lamenting the brutality of his job
Is this pussy for real? I had a job once where I was literally ankle deep in sewage water damage (yes, fecal matter) in a Tyvek suit having to clean it up. This is popcorn and empty candy boxes which will take him max 3 minutes to clean
Do ameritards really come to watch the movie with a shit ton of food they then leave like that?
No wonder you are real third worlders in the eyes of Europeans.
Pro-tip: if you ever want to experience real homie hours in the US go to any subway.
I was shocked my third world slav shithole subway was like a 5 star hotel in comparison.
US subways are notorious for having literal shit, piss and jizzum all over the seats, floor, ceiling and walls. Not to mention 50 rival gangs having turf wars at any given moment.
I just know this zoomie homosexual gathered all the trash throughout the theater and positioned it in a small area to make it look worse. These are the homosexuals that are crying for a 20$ minimum wage by the way
What the hell do cinema staff do outside of the ones that sell you overpriced shit at the counter? I worked in a bar and this would be way worse because you’re basically serving drinks to alcoholics 24/7 and finish when the last one goes home so you literally don’t have to time to clear people’s shit
It’s amazing how many low skilled jobs think they’re above janitorial work must be either women or the zoomer work ethic, must make must make real janitors (not fake unpaid internet snitches) pissed off
i never got why so many people deride janitors, custodians, garbagemen, etc.
its a vital job, because as op shows, people are fricking disgusting and will not clean up after themselves.
maybe seeing the act of another person cleaning subconsciously reminds them of what a lazy sack of shit they are
I've seen a few videos with the same sentiment. Seems like zoomers are genuinely surprised that they can't just do what they want all the time. I get where they're coming from, but that's pretty much been the status quo since the industrial revolution so I don't really see where their shock at the situation comes from. They must have noticed one or both of their parents weren't at home for 9-10 hours a day for most of the week. What did they assume they were doing?
For once, zoomers have the right idea about not placing value on how much somebody wageslaves. Theres nothing noble about being a wageslave. I have a buddy who brags to me all the time about working 12 hour shifts and having to wake up at 2am. Like am I supposed to be jealous of that or something?
Saw the video, he's b***hing because he's part time and a student and had to work 8 hr shift on the weekend and one of his coworkers had to leave during the shift. I was a wagie during school too and I know how annoying that shit can be but he's obviously overreacting.
That's not even a lot of work. You could literally do that in under a minute. Dump the shit into a garbage bag/refused sack and brush up the popcorn. It would genuinely only take like 45 seconds at most.
The only thing that ever annoyed me when I did that kind of work was when some idiot would spill their fricking sugary ass sodas everywhere. That actually was hard to clean.
leaving trash behind is Black person behavior and I'm not a Black person but also shut the frick up wagie, its just trash i didn't fricking ruin anything permanently.
Wagecucks tell me all the time how good it feels to be productive and help israeliteberg by another yacht. I don't see why this one's complaining if he feels so fulfilled.
>not my probl-
>w-w-what do you mean I'm banned?!
>b-but those black guys were yelling the whole time, what about them?
>well you'll be sorry when Trump gets back in!
At least this happening in your head made it all better.
>Banned from a cinema
There's two others about the same distance from my house and I go to the cinema maybe once a year. If you remember and recognise me, GG. I'll leave smiling knowing that you hold that seethe permanently
I kneel.
>If you remember and recognise me, GG. I'll leave smiling knowing that you hold that seethe permanently
They literally just take a photo of you from the security camreas and hang it on a wall the employees will walk past on their way to the break room or osmething together with pictures of all the other chronic onanists they've banned.
>then everyone clapped
you guys ever poo and piss in a bag before you go to a theater and then dump it when the film ends?
positively satanic
I did that watching Godzilla v. Kong.
I did this with cum when I went to see the Taylor swift movie. There were so many cuties in the theater it was fun putting a little bit on all of them during the movie
Please tell me they were under 12
What does this image mean?
Pouring grease down the drain like this will eventually cause a bad clog. It was some anti land lord meme, hence the "not my problem"
It's much more of a problem for the city than your landlord
Pouring grease down your drain cleans out the pipes, making sewer matenince not your problem
I usually couple this with deleting the System32 folder as a way to unclog my computer sewage. Works like a charm.
didn't know that
little life hacks like this are why I come to Cinemaphile
I know you anons have my back for this stuff
wait does that actually wo
Civs never really understand what it’s like.
>Noooooo ...there's maybe 40... maybe even 50 seconds of cleaning work here!
I don’t see any piss shit or vomit
He should consider himself lucky
It might not have been that art the clown movie showing
You couldn’t pay me enough to sit on that nasty ass carpet
You're paying to sniff it.
It's 50/50 odds that a lard-ass male sat on it or a hot female.
>breaks down at the site of popcorn
>sits in cum
Noooo I have to do my job noooo
this is awful i have to actually work. fricking capitalism did this. people are literally giving me money i can use for my own needs just for me providing them some service noooo.
When I worked as a janitor I would have to encourage people to litter and throw their cigarette butts on the ground just so I would have something to clean up lol. Otherwise I'd just sit locked in one of the toilet stalls blasting liquid shits and shaking from heavy dt's because I'm an alcoholic.
when I was a janitor I literally would spend hours in the bathroom scrolling my phone because I was too bored to go cycle the mall but then I got in trouble for doing that so they started timing my bathroom visits
ironically I do have IBS so I do have genuine reasons to run to the bathroom...
Yes we know millennials and zoomers are lazy slobs.
frick off αoomer
No, I didn’t. I rarely go to the movies anymore. Plus I always clean up after having sex with myself.
why is going to the movie theater such a joyless experience nowadays? it used to be great but everything about it is shit today and the prices are insane today
culture is ebbing
I make sure to buy a big bag of popcorn every time I go to the theater, never eat any of it, I just buy it to dump on the floor and stomp into the carpet.
ITT: chuds chudding it up
2 made-up words that describe nothing.
congratz on the worlds laziest post
the whole world?
Oh no, poor timmy has to do some cleaning up for the cleaner job he agreed to do. Surely "the boomers" are to blame once again!
>be wagie
>must do my job for once
>have a mental breakdown because cleaning two seats and a half in too much
Oh I am laffin.
>"Man, I wish people would put stuff in the bins on their way out. Oh well."
>Scoop trash into a bag.
>Sweep up popcorn.
>Forget about it twenty seconds later and go try to flirt with the qt girl at the snack bar
Being 16 was fricking easy, why can't these gays handle it?
If my job was so shit I'd simply quit and get a different job
>throw all of cardboard into a big trash bag
>get the popcorn in 3-4 sweeps of a broom total
>30 seconds of work
>maybe less since its your job and you are competent at it or know shortcuts
>"N-N-NOOOO!!"
Even better. When I worked clean up at a local theater as a kid we used leaf blowers to push everything into a corner then the next guy through would sweep it up. The first guy through would bag up the big shit like soda cups and popcorn bags. We kept any valuables we found, unless someone showed up that night to retrieve them.
The popcorn should be easy enough to get rid of, but what will they do about the dead beaner?
Grind him up for real Mexican chilli
that's an extremely tame, even laughable, "mess". i worked as a custodian for a dorm when i was a teenager, and the little shits who went for summer camp there were far more disgusting, and i liked that job.
the performative weakness here is really astounding
Crazy to think theaters were this packed just 4 years ago. Now theres a good possibility that theaters will be a thing of the past. Covid really fricking killed the world
>no liquids spilled on seats
frick off, this is nothing. Wait till you have someone puke in a theater, it's just some trash.
Everytime shit like this gets posted, it's invariably a northern american kinoplex
Why are they such animals they can't even have the bare minimum education?
>b-but I pay so I can shit around where I want!!!
Literal subhuman mindset, you will never be 1st world.
I'm not racist but we both know the reason behind American kinotoriums looking like they do.
I like to shit in the urinals at the orlando fashion square mall kinoplex. Ive shat there at least a dozen times since i started in 2007.
No I didn't. I'm white, I clean up after myself. Only nogs think otherwise
janny janny
Amazing plot twist.
>Not just shooting it in the head with a pellet rifle
It already knocked over all that shit. It is going to knock over more when it falls from being chased with a broom. Just shoot it.
goddamn, that has to be like... 20 dollars worth of damage right there
Is this an American thing? In my country we bring our garbage to the exit where there are trash bins.
If I had a broom, scoop, and a rolling trash can I could clean any theater in 10 minutes tops. It’s literally all dry stuff and cardboard boxes
How do zoomers think this is difficult in the slightest?
>incredibly small amount of clean up to be done
>is in the fetal position on the ground lamenting the brutality of his job
Is this pussy for real? I had a job once where I was literally ankle deep in sewage water damage (yes, fecal matter) in a Tyvek suit having to clean it up. This is popcorn and empty candy boxes which will take him max 3 minutes to clean
>i-is that empty packages and some spilled popcorn?!
>AAAAAH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GONNA FREAK
>YOU CIVVIES WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
Honestly I can't wait for boomers to die out. There will literally be no competition for almost any job above min wage.
Do ameritards really come to watch the movie with a shit ton of food they then leave like that?
No wonder you are real third worlders in the eyes of Europeans.
Pro-tip: if you ever want to experience real homie hours in the US go to any subway.
I was shocked my third world slav shithole subway was like a 5 star hotel in comparison.
US subways are notorious for having literal shit, piss and jizzum all over the seats, floor, ceiling and walls. Not to mention 50 rival gangs having turf wars at any given moment.
Acting like he's gonna clean this up for shit anyway. Every kinoplex I go to has sticky floors and popcorn in the cushions.
I don't see liquid shit encrusting the seats or puke all over the floor and walls, what exactly was his problem?
I just know this zoomie homosexual gathered all the trash throughout the theater and positioned it in a small area to make it look worse. These are the homosexuals that are crying for a 20$ minimum wage by the way
Act like Black folk, get treated like Black folk
when I was a kid I was always the one in the friend group that got left behind on the ground at the theater, I know what that kid is going through
I used to be a Black person and do that
Not anymore since I stopped going outside
What the hell do cinema staff do outside of the ones that sell you overpriced shit at the counter? I worked in a bar and this would be way worse because you’re basically serving drinks to alcoholics 24/7 and finish when the last one goes home so you literally don’t have to time to clear people’s shit
With the films being digital now literally nothing. If they aren't being jannies they are either selling tickets or popcorn
It’s amazing how many low skilled jobs think they’re above janitorial work must be either women or the zoomer work ethic, must make must make real janitors (not fake unpaid internet snitches) pissed off
Thank your for your service jannies
my pleasure
it's an easy job with a pension and bennies
i never got why so many people deride janitors, custodians, garbagemen, etc.
its a vital job, because as op shows, people are fricking disgusting and will not clean up after themselves.
maybe seeing the act of another person cleaning subconsciously reminds them of what a lazy sack of shit they are
clean it up janny!
FRICK YEA homie
TRASH DIS HOE
Why do zoomers hate work?
>8 hours
That's like an average shift, though? Not even lengthy?
I've seen a few videos with the same sentiment. Seems like zoomers are genuinely surprised that they can't just do what they want all the time. I get where they're coming from, but that's pretty much been the status quo since the industrial revolution so I don't really see where their shock at the situation comes from. They must have noticed one or both of their parents weren't at home for 9-10 hours a day for most of the week. What did they assume they were doing?
For once, zoomers have the right idea about not placing value on how much somebody wageslaves. Theres nothing noble about being a wageslave. I have a buddy who brags to me all the time about working 12 hour shifts and having to wake up at 2am. Like am I supposed to be jealous of that or something?
If you don't wageslave over 80 hours a week, lower your tone when talking to me
Saw the video, he's b***hing because he's part time and a student and had to work 8 hr shift on the weekend and one of his coworkers had to leave during the shift. I was a wagie during school too and I know how annoying that shit can be but he's obviously overreacting.
That's not even a lot of work. You could literally do that in under a minute. Dump the shit into a garbage bag/refused sack and brush up the popcorn. It would genuinely only take like 45 seconds at most.
The only thing that ever annoyed me when I did that kind of work was when some idiot would spill their fricking sugary ass sodas everywhere. That actually was hard to clean.
Pff this ain't shit. I've seen way worse as a theater worker.
I have an autistic need to throw my trash away properly. I cannot stand leaving trash around.
>Literally a minute of cleaning in that image
Stop making this thread by the way.
leaving trash behind is Black person behavior and I'm not a Black person but also shut the frick up wagie, its just trash i didn't fricking ruin anything permanently.