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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't he just make a non-shitty movie then?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we frickin run hollywood

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least somebody on their side understands that people didn't like this shitty homosexual buttfest

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MCU FRAGILITY

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stand seeing pajeets anywhere, irl or in media. They've destroyed my nation and I literally want nothing to do with them if possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a fricking leaf

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. I hope all those steroids and HGH kills that disgusting homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. They're just so fricking disgusting and creepy looking. Guess it doesn't help that they're creepy fricks in reality too.

      • 3 weeks ago
        desibhai

        as kanye said - "i'm a sick frick i like a quick frick"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Welp, it is settled. I will die of starvation if I ever visit India or Canada.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is their problem?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Too much poo on the brain

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Muslims should have just exterminated them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Blame the Punjabs.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they also smell. in college they would stink up the library with their B.O. and if you ever had to talk to them all you would smell is shit

        it was unbearable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I remember beibg in a campus office with a bunch and the b.o. was surprising, even for college kids.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're universally incompetent.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It veers off in to weird territory when it’s not using racist lamguage, but it is unironically the most well thought out piece I’ve read on the problem.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. They're just so fricking disgusting and creepy looking. Guess it doesn't help that they're creepy fricks in reality too.

      >“Undoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian women,” said Mr. Nixon. “Undoubtedly,” he repeated, with a venomous tone.
      >He continued, “The most sexless... nothing, these people. I mean, people say, what about the Black Africans? Well, you can see something, the vitality there, I mean they have a little animal-like charm, but God, those Indians, ack, pathetic. Uch.”
      >Mr. Nixon said: “To me, they turn me off. How the hell do they turn other people on, Henry? Tell me.” Mr. Kissinger’s response is inaudible, but it did not discourage the president from his theme.
      >The president, in between bitter sparring matches with Mrs. Gandhi about the danger of war with Pakistan, suggested to Mr. Kissinger that his own sexual neuroses were having an impact on foreign policy: “They [Indians] turn me off. They are repulsive and it’s just easy to be tough with them.”
      >A few days later, on Nov. 12, 1971, in the middle of a discussion about India-Pakistan tensions with Mr. Kissinger and Secretary of State William P. Rogers, after Mr. Rogers mentioned reprimanding Mrs. Gandhi, the president blurted, “I don’t know how they reproduce!”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The women of this country, as a rule, are ugly and of small stature. They wear many israeliteels of gold round the neck, numerous bracelets on their arms, and rings set with precious stones on their toes All these people are well-disposed and apparently of mild temper. At first sight they seem covetous and ignorant.

        Vasco da Gama (1498)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You destroyed theirs. It's karma, and serioursly, i have way more respect for indians that You subhuman anglocucks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There there Aussie bro, you also have ancient Pajeets sniffing petrol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they're the Black folk of asia
      so yeah my nig fatigue extends to them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the worst is how rapey they are.
      My wife is a model and she got bombarded with friend requests, messages and people who called her to the point she removed her profile pictures on social media. It's equal hilarious and disgusting.

      Also a friend of mine runs an advertising agency, and every time he run ads with females like for a fashion store there's dozens of DMs from thirsty pajeets. They don't understand the difference between an ad and a human being.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he should have taken some more roids and gotten into better shape

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's really just trolling the Eternals haters. The only part of Eternals I didn't like was the gay kiss.

    Nanjiani had a great comedic role in the Silicon Valley HBO series. The guy should just change his name to Dinesh, it's much easier to pronounce and remember.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Poo.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slam dunk a pajeet baby in a trash can

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Terms like trauma and PTSD have been rendered completely meaningless by millennials. Easily the worst generation in history.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he had butt-trauma

      Post-butthurt stress disorder

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's saying that he took it too personally.

      Alot of actors, directors, and writers, can end up taking criticism very personally. It's better not to read reviews, but this guy read too much shit and it messed him up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Easily the worst generation in history.
      kek, not even close

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t Anxiety ridden zoomer

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nuh uh I liked Eternals.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m straight so I’ll never watch this movie so could a zoomer elaborate on what made this capeshit worse than the other capeshits?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Boring, soulless, shitty characters, too long, literal gay shit, doesn't fit into the MCU at all.... don't care how you feel about MCU stuff it's a bad movie in general.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      usually they have a funny charismatic guy like Iron Man or Deadpool, but this time it was all serious feelings and shit and no fun at all

      main character was a woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Eternals are like E tier Marvel characters and don't relate to any of the established lore because they don't take part in "human affairs" or whatever, so there's no reason for anyone to give a shit really. I grew up a massive Marvel fan and even I couldn't give less of a shit about them, comic or movie edition.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it was the first mcu flick to deviate from the same overused generic formula they've implemented with every film and series to date. It wasn't a great movie by any means but it was different and the the fact that the biggest complaint from fans was it "didn't feel like an MCU movie" means something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Couldnt they have just shown her humangous breasts instead ?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it had a bad initial impression due to the homosexual shit and race and gender swapping, but outside of wokehomosexualry it wasn't really any better or worse than any other MCU capeshit. i actually liked the premise of the movie itself, but it would have done better as a traditional white people super hero movie that stayed true to the comics, instead of the yidsney globohomosexual diversity crew they israelited it into; basically it was a failure of casting and directing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was Marvel Studios trying to make one of those "high brow blockbuster" movies, you know, sort of like a Denis Villeneuve, Christopher Nolan, Zack Snyder production that takes itself a bit more seriously and is a bit more ambitious than their usual fare. And they predictably embarassed themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine an X-Men movie but there's ten main characters and you know absolutely nothing about any of them and the movie doesn't give any of them time to shine.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actors have to know that if theyre doing the majority of capeshit flicks theyre doing it for the money and nothing more, Eternals is especially bottom of the barrel type shit what character even gave the opportunity for a good performance, like at least in Black Adam Pierce Brosnan ran with the role

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man I wish pierce brosnan was in more stuff. he's such a cool old dude.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should have done more squats and leg days.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys pls help, I never meant for this to happen. I've already caused the box office failures of The Marvels, Charlie's Angels and Ocean 8. I don't want to cause more people to lose their jobs!!!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eternally on store shelves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These stupid things aren't even good fodder for customs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not taking Barry Keoghan's head and a Peter Parker body to make a Killing of the Sacred Deer action figure

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you needed one of their heads and the price is right I guess they're not a total loss then, because a head sculpt is a head sculpt. Shame that the bodies are basically worthless though. Those costumes were terrible and it's not like they can pass for anything else with a repaint.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Checked. Why is Gilgamesh a fat Chinese guy?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is the samurai/ninja one a poojeet?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These stupid things aren't even good fodder for customs.

          I got that figure for a friend as a joke christmas gift. Put it in a big box full of tissue paper.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        reminds me of this fella

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamn. I've seen Deviant Art original characters (do not steal) that looked more visually appealing and interesting than this. It's like somebody said "Take the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers but make them look like they're members of some shitty doomsday cult."

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they could have had some cool looking stuff but they decided to go with rubber robes instead

          I hope the costume design people at Marvel get replaced or something, they're doing consistently awful work

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            these are pretty weird reactions for a universe that has several superhero teams at this point in time. damn hippies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These stupid things aren't even good fodder for customs.

      All in a landfill. Good job hollywood. israelites and browns are bad for the environment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're still at Ollie's which is unbelievable. They literally can't sell these things. They will end up in a landfill when Ollie's needs room for something they can actually move. Ollie's is basically a landfill with price stickers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what Ollie's is, but my local supermarket had Eternals reusable shopping bags (environment friendly you know) for sale for months on end. No one bought them. Just gathered dust. They replaced them with "The Marvels" bags lmao

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goodmorning saars

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do people really go to therapists?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans do, then they whine about how their medical bills are too expensive

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How are those correlated?

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ;;~~*~~*~~*
    That poor poor millionaire who never has to work a real job ever again in his life!!!

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are indian people such babies?
    Fricking boo-hoo, see what they did the actors in the DC movies? They're taking it like champs.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember them making a big fuss about this being the first marvel movie to have a sex scene. So do they show gemma chan's breasts?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah the director has a WMAF fetish so we got a pg sex scene between the self insert Asian heroine and the tall, white homelander/superman rip off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do the immortal beings need to have sex?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The weirdest part was the "e-girl" character (who is thousands of years old but is stuck in the body of a an 11 year old white girl) who is lusting after not-superman the entire movie and betrays the main chick out of jealousy since she quite literally is not capable of having sex.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Boo hoo, nobody likes my make believe stories.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that he is now permanently stuck on roids because he wanted to "defy stereotypes" as an indian man (since white women think they are all effeminate.)

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you never leave your mother's basement
    >you won't do shit
    >your posts on Cinemaphile constitute free marketing for things you dislike so you should shut up
    >but you are also singularly responsible for all the bad things in the world and are also the greatest threat to democracy
    Really makes you think.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody b***h bastard

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    eternals still made more money than the marvels

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    benchod vagene rape u later

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pajeets are such pussies

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trauma from reading words online = mental illness.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He should have seen his agent instead if he doesn't get him better roles.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL THE ENTIRE CAST OF A MARVELSHIT COMMITS SUICIDE

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indians are rapidly turning my country into a shitting ground we need to cull them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Australia right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More likely Canada. Racism in Canada is on a massive rise. Everyone who isn't Indian is shit talking Pahjeets in public.
        Talked to a Black dude who was basically /misc/ on steroids and was telling me how we needed a final solution to the Pahjeet problem.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the fact he can afford to see a therapist should make himself do some reflection.
    >i felt bad because social media was mean to me
    >I’ll just cry into my millions
    I like how we’re supposed to feel sympathy. must be nice not having real problems

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't a competent therapist point out that people were mocking him because he bogged himself in order to feel "masculine" due to his massive indian inferiority complex?

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he get buff for this movie?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tired of people calling him ugly pajeet on Silicon Valley

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but no-one stopped calling him an ugly pajeet

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          tired of people calling him ugly pajeet on Silicon Valley

          Indian diaspora are like asian diaspora in that they always feel feminine when compared to black and white men. That's why he got on gear.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Eternals wasn't even that bad considering what Disney shit out after that.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sed to think "How could this be happening? Why doesn't someone do anything?"
    Then I realized I wasn't doing anything.
    I don't think like that anymore

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be fair, I only mocked the other character

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get juiced and jacked
    >suit hides all his gains
    There was zero reason for him to juice for the role

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >There was zero reason for him to juice for the role
      never saw the movies since I dont watch capeshit but I assume there's a white woman in the cast
      this poo probably browses Cinemaphile

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The way marvel made him get jacked up and made him believe he was going to be and important character only to sideline him was hilarious

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does he not understand he was cast as a diversity role rather than a serious actor? The film was woke garbage.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's a comedian who makes fun of people

    but he's upset when he reads bad reviews about a movie that he was in and has NO control over

    wheres the logic there?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek @ brown bois

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she take BWC?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >immediately goes for a dick jab
      islam was right about women, holes shouldn't have rights

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kwab

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you feel bad about the reviews of a movie you didn't write or direct? He's not even the main character.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pathetic

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