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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could have had first Disney villain power couple.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women are never allowed to be evil, it always has to be some oppressive man's fault, but point this out and they will blame da patwiarchy for taking wimmin's agency or some shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet they seem to be silent whenever you bring up their professors being open Misc Pot Sympathizers

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women are never allowed to be evil
        The first villain in a Disney animated feature was a woman.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Women are never allowed to be evil
        The first villain in a Disney animated feature was a woman.

        No female villains anymore. That's a demand of Jennifer Lee, the current CCO of WDAS. She has said she hates seeing women fight other women.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Encanto felt like nothing BUT women fighting women. But they all made up in the end, so I guess that's what makes it okay.

          Frick, I hate that movie.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yup. That's also why Raya and the Last Dragon was permitted since the two women hug and make up in the end. Lee wanted the villain of Wish to be irredeemably evil, so no power couple because that means Amaya would be defeated.

            Disney will probably need to make a new villain for 2ootopia and bury Bellwether.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You talk like an informant

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you insider anon.
          God that's moronic in real life people fight each other all the time with no barriers.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The insider is probably dumb enough to think her wishes will be honored by the Canadians making Moana 2

            [...]

            Realistically, all you'd need now is a lawsuit claiming there's a "design flaw" in the company that allows them to exploit special tax loopholes like the ones Uwe Boll used to take advantage of

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          which is weird since that is like 90% of what all women do.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Any source about this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm looking. I remember it in an article released around the time of Frozen II, but even articles are somehow lost over time despite being published online. It was something along the lines of she doesn't want women fighting other women in any of her movies.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been another protagonist that was the worst character in their own movie?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ariel, depending on your tolerance for enormously self-destructive teenage impulses that put others in danger.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least she has wants and desires, even if self-serving. Asha's sole desire is to have the grandfather's wish be granted? Real strong motivator there, Disney.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ariel was at least showing what happens when a stupid teens thinks with their crotch and makes dumb decisions. Which is sort of a timeless age-old story really.

          Asha is more of a modern post 2010s self righteous b***h who instantly takes herself to be a savior/revolutionary the first second something doesn't go the way she wanted.

          It's fricking weird, Asha's whole motivation to overturning the world's most perfect nation full of happy people is
          >I was told no, therefore the system is Evil and must be destroyed right now!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ariel was at least showing what happens when a stupid teens thinks with their crotch and makes dumb decisions. Which is sort of a timeless age-old story really.

        Asha is more of a modern post 2010s self righteous b***h who instantly takes herself to be a savior/revolutionary the first second something doesn't go the way she wanted.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ariel still winds up getting exactly what she wants. Her goals boil down to wanting novelty and getting some dick, and in both films the protagonists' motivation is being dissatisfied with their incredibly comfortable and cushy life for petty reasons.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except Ariel just runs away

            Asha decides to depose the king, ruin the kingdom, and just break everything. And based n a misconception of something she thinks might be wrong, but doesn't actually know.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but Ariel isn't a Mary Sue. Her character flaw is
            >Being gullible
            >Meeting a drug dealer
            >Disobedient ungrateful child
            >Being straight
            While Asha is a Mary Sue with zero flaws with noble intentions. Her actions are motivated by moronic crap writing

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Being Straight
              >Flaw
              Cringe

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's sarcasm. Obviously I meant she thinks with her vag too much

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                in this day and age, yes.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well... Only Disney thinks so. Plenty of people wish Asha had a love interest

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not just anyone, but Starboy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm surprised by all the fan animatics that was trending. Wouldn't mind seeing webm's of those

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                we could've had Twinkerbell, but noooo. Female protags can't have love interests anymore. >:(

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                She is straight white royalty anon.

                We know goddam well that Atlantica was built by enslaved blackfish and brownfish from the West African coast, who continue to work in all the kelp fields to this very day. While the white mermaids reap 100% of all the benefits of that labor. I bet Triton's crown was stolen from the Indian Ocean too!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, because it's a story about fixing your own mistakes now a tragedy, if you want that read the original fairy tale.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hardcore bait

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What bait? Ariel is for all intents and purposes a selfish brat that endangers herself, her family, and the entire world just for the chance to frick a guy she only met once before. The worst part is in the end she still gets everything she wants despite making a literal deal with the devil.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I saw Planet of the Apes and the Little Mermaid at around the same time. Both movies have a stranger in a strange land character who has temporily lost their ability to speak. Taylor the astronaut tries to communicate by writing in the sand and by using a pen and paper. Ariel tries to communicate by sitting there like a moron and batting her eyelashes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mirabel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merida

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lilo and Stitch

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE UNLIMITED WISHES BECAUSE......

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to see another movie about a quirky "adorkable" princess.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I di. But I wabt it done right.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I di. But I wabt it done right.

      I unironically want an Adorkable Disney Princess twist villainess.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal who

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch her movie don't plan to but she's really really cute
    Just wanted to say that

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheeeeeeeeeit

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen a Disney movie since...oh, Moana

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did watch it getting streamed for free. Wouldn't have missed much.

      Moana was good enough, at least. I think it might have been the last one I watched in theatres, too.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Moana 2 is going to try to be topical by having its plot mirror Vince McMahon's ousting from WWE

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish was deadass a really good and funny film and I'm tired of pretending its not

    That being said, it's no Encanto.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deadass
      Rope, zoomer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      deadass? fr fr? on god? no cap?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not a lesbian = don't care

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched. I didn't pay for it, but I still felt ripped off.
    It's too bad it's such a hateful movie. I would have liked some good r34 of her.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nope

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > You didn't watch her movie...

    > Sees this thread. Decides to chime in.
    > Heads over to Box Office Mojo to see Wish's box office gross.
    > It only grossed $63,963,060 domestically and got unironically mogged… by Migration, which grossed $125,431,390 domestically.
    KEK
    > Although Wish grossed $189,248,577 internationally, it's worldwide gross is only $253,211,637… on a $175~200 million budget.
    Oof…

    Judging by these numbers, it seems I'm not the only one who didn't watch it, especially domestically. Guess I dodged a bullet.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it. Was I supposed to go so_y_face over the references? I didn't feel anything when the deer was named Bambie despite it being a childhood movie of mine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they take time away from the movie to shove in refrences and it ends with references. gonna say that was the intention, yea

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no fricking way

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is worse than that scene from the Pinocchio's LA remake

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, we watched Godzilla Minus One and Boy and the Heron

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did and it was shit."unlimited magic" villain that can parely send powder balls to annoy people and "paralyse" them except if a criple strugles a bit is not a good villain, ever.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    She cute, it's amazing how even NSFW artists forgot about her movie

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re right.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't even pirate it. No clue how anyone sat through the first 20 minutes.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You didn't watch her movie...

    Look, it doesn't matter if people watched it or not because when it comes to the universe we're all shareholders.

    Get that through your system (solar).

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a 12 year old girl, I wasn't the target demographic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not a 12 year old girl, I wasn't the target demographic.
      It was not aimed at them either, It was made for the middle aged wine aunts who work for Disney or in Californiyaya.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even the wine moms didn't like it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The media needs to get the frick out of California. They can't connect to ordinary people living in a place that huffs queefs.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw it yesterday actually and it was easily the worst Disney product in a long while. The only time I had any fun was when I got to laugh out loud that they seriously had a traced Chicken Little 3d model in the credits.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't support whitewashing of colonial violence

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    People keep telling me its not for me, so...no point in watching

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is very funny how this is the only division that people like from modern Disney despite that they treat it like shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not that people like them. They're just not on anyone's radar. Waging a cultural war over DTV would be like fighting over Lichtenstein. It's too insignificant to squabble over.
      They also do original content for the most part, so there's no subverting of anyone's expectations. But I expect that change with X-Men 97.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. Frick Disney.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did and it sucked

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    first camrip i've ever watched where i felt like i didn't miss out on the visuals.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but I'll watch for him.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did watch her movie

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. And why should i though?

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