You do have a kinobox for movie snacks right?
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no but I should
Yes
Please tell me that's an actual turd
Looks like one to me
Why wouldn't it be?
lmao
reminds me of when a friend shit in a takeaway box and posted it online and we sat there drunk crying of laughter whilst everyone on his friends list was like "wtf that's disgusting".
a reheated alaskan pipeline
>a single solitary pickle
Yeah but he has a full compartment of primo olives so he more than made up for it.
That's a storage box for fish hooks
Just take the fish hooks out
No, it's a snackle box.
>it's a snackle box.
this comment is too good for Cinemaphile
It's stolen from the OP's twitter
>non insulated container out in the sun
absolute pleb tier 0/10
why cant these fricking moronic homosexuals actually pack shit right? its embarrassing
>just a single pickle not even sliced up
>meats just being shoved in with no thought quite possibly giving you less meat space
>4 different cuts of bread
>sweets being packed when you could've just added anything else
>the saddest cheese spread ever in the lower left corner
why.
I think those are nuts not cheese
the one to the right of it is what i meant
>pickle.
that's a jalapino.
but yeah it should be diced up.
No, that's definitely a pickle.
i take it you see a lot of jalapenos on meat and cheese boards?
>sweets
Oh look at Mr. Cinemaphile, too good for a little bit of sweets with his kinofuel. Well la-dee-da bro, shouldn't you be at the midnight showing of Minions in your best suit right now?
I just went to the midnight showing of Morbius in my suit haha little joke there
being packed when you could've just added anything else
Look at the dude's legs he "needed" those sweets even with the roasted nuts and dark chocolate.
>gherkin not cut
It's for only him sweaty.
>cheese spread
It looks like goat cheese not spread, still a sad portion but again, only for 1.
>4 breads
That is the shocker here.
reddit moment
cringe post
go back
Swap the gummy bears for more pickles
Can't, they've already begun to melt and have bonded to the plastic.
Mmm love me some beach olives and gummy bears.
do americans really?
can i fit my bbq eggs in there?
Bro just hard boil them Jesus Christ
I think that would
1. give the eggs a different texture
b. force you to bite into the seasoning placed on the outside for a different flavor profile
III. not beat the eggs, therefore keeping the yolk and whites separate unlike the vid
also a subtle smokeyness
>if you like eggs and anal beads, I've got some great news for you
i do love to butt chug eggs
Lost it when they went to the grill
This is one of the most moronic cooking suggestions I've ever seen.
>2 hour preparation time
>for 2 minutes of enjoyment
thats whats i never got from these cooking webms
Frick off.
What a pain in the fricking ass.
what is the point of the grill?
>carbs carbs carbs sodium sodium sodium carbs
kino
Can Americans seriously not just sit down in the heat without eating? Who the frick brings that much food and heavy foods like just straight cheese at that to the fricking beach? Did he eat like 5 types of cheese at the beach?
>he hasnt taken the tunapill
damn brah that protein/calorie ratio is better than most protein powders
still not eating mercury fish though
Sardines are better tbh.
deens are low mercury and high in deen
Deenz and tuna are both awesome. Mercury is a meme
cesium is still leaking into the pacific.
>OH NO NOT THE HECKIN CESIUMARINO!
>~~*contains onions*~~
maybe
The reviews on these scat stores makes me gag.
>$20
That’s pretty cheap, would buy and make a Cinemaphile thread unboxing and tasting them.
ITT post your kinoplex snacks
I jerked off to this picture, yes, I am the depraved.
i have a kinobag for my snacks
I hate asiatics so fricking much
She's distressed because it didn't have any tentacles to penetrate her with.
whatever happened to Showry?
probably got bored with all that shit and moved on with her life
that nose looks like the ones from the grinch with jim carrey
I feel like some sort of opposite vegetarian sometimes. I literally don’t care about cows and pigs, have seen some slaughterhouse stuff. But when I see a fishie i just feel bad, just let the little guy swim freely 🙁
It's almost like you're a smart, caring guy but you do not think critically about shit you're adjusted to, like eating some frickin pig despite other food sources being available to you, so it takes seeing some animal you aren't as adjusted to suffering and being alive for you to have compassion and reason, something you should and are capable of having for every creature on the planet.
You aren't the opposite of a vegan or a vegetarian, you are the beginning of a person that may becomes a vegetarian or vegan because you actually give a shit about the unnecessary suffering you create. Good job in not being a total psycho narcissist. Keep it up, please, for the sake of all of humanity.
She acts like she invented this shit.
Tic Tacs, an essential part of every pilot's survival kit
MREs have all kinds of weird shit in them IRL.
I imagine they put that 'space ration' pack together in a hurry to only be on screen for a few seconds, and you can make the argument maybe those are hydration pills or emergency calorie pills like on Jetsons or something. Just saw OPs pic and immediately thought of that.
I know, I'm just fricking around. It's part of the charm of the original trilogy, they didn't try to make everything so "perfect" and worked with whatever they had.
You meet some fine ass lady, you don't want rancor breath.
Son, if you ever get shot down over Pun Htang by the NVA you'll be goddamn glad you got those emergency Tic Tacs.
it's obviously supposed to be a scifi food pill. people thought meal replacement pills would be a thing.
imagine grabbing a handful of sand and tossing it in there and running away
or imagine killing all asiatics and Black folk.
Black person behavior
Imagine now it happened to you. That's the thing with Black folk. They don't put themselves on someone else's shoes.
No, I'm not fat. Nice chicken skin legs there, tubby.
Always bring a block of cheese
how much money does the government waste on producing this shit?
Very little. It's plastic designed to help the poors die quicker.
no, it's designed so dairy farmers still produce at a consistent level without fear of losing money
Why can't both be true?
because there's no plastic in it at all, it's literally just milk and cheese produced in a way to have a longer shelf life
only sois hate it
What’s that below the Colby Jack? Cranberries? Prunes? Raisins? Cherries?
looks like raisins or maybe dried plums
also I've seen that meat by the colby jack before, its from some shitty 'adult lunchable'
tried it once and it doesn't even taste like actual meat, more like rubber with meat flavoring
pretty sure this guy bought a bunch of those and just stuffed all the shit in them into this box
I thought it was summer sausage but peeled
na they purposely come like that, just little discs of meat byproduct and a ton of cubed cheese that doesn't smell like cheese at all
wish I could find the brand, its been so long but I found them at costco and used to take them to work...its not Hillshire those are actually decent
found it this shit is awful but that's definitely what it is
mmm mmm cheese product
just like mom used to buy
Those are great for grilled cheese sandwiches. Pan fried between white bread with a ton of butter? Fricking delicious
how many layers of fat do you have to move to see your penis?
I don't understand biology or genes. I drink a ton of booze and eat lots of shitty food, yet I'm still lean and muscular (though to be fair I drink a quart of milk with 5 scoops of whey protein per day and try to keep sugar consumption at a minimum)
pff, it's almost like you're fishing for ME with that tacklebox, huh anon?
why are norms obsessed with comfort and consumption 24/7? It's like they live in a constant state of fearing they might not be completely comfortable. it's pathetic
are there really people who can't sit still for two to three hours without stuffing their face? it seems very bizzare to me
majority of goy cattle of grazing every waking moment
Give me the crackers, the nuts, the cheese, the meat and leave out the rest. What the frick is this? Olives???
>6 squares of dark chocolate: 180 calories
>5 slices of prosciutto: 300 calories
>6 slices of white cheddar: 360 calories
>14 unknown crackers: 250 calories
>1 slice of Swiss cheese: 100 calories
>mandarin orange: 45 calories
>10 unknown crackers: 200 calories
>few slices of Colby Jack cheese: 240 calories
>8 slices of summer sausage: 480 calories
>6 mini Reese’s cups: 260 calories
>10 almonds: 70 calories
>1 slice of pepper Jack: 90 calories
>1 pickle: 5 calories
>10 dried plums: 200 calories
>1 oz peanuts: 160 calories
>13 ritz crackers: 200 calories
>10 saltine crackers: 250 calories
>1oz praline cashews: 200 calories
>goat cheese?: 100 calories
>5 olives: 25 calories
>15 slices of pepperoni: 150 calories
>17 gummy bear: 150 calories
Total of about 4000 calories, so just a small beach snack
how does one become a calorie autist
That's not prosciutto, it's gabagool
i only eat kinoballs, sorry
For me it's the H‑E‑B Ready Fresh Go! Turkey Sausage Bites with Pepper Jack Cheese Snack Tray. It's the same concept as the kinobox(tm) but much smaller. I usually take 2 or 3 of these bad boys to the kinoplex with me.