>You don't deserve a healthy marriage, a beautiful house, or a successful career because....you're fat and lazy!
Seriously, what is his problem?
>You don't deserve a healthy marriage, a beautiful house, or a successful career because....you're fat and lazy!
Homer got him demoted by being fat and lazy
Do you have any idea how many incompetent c**ts let me down at work? Get over it.
How many deliberately got your pay cut to save their own skin after you selflessly saved their life?
t. lobster gay
>Get over it.
You're a doormat, fully aware of that, and this tough guy act you're pulling over the internet is the misdirected repressed rage you feel as a result of that. You're no different than the people who bootlick their corporate overlords, thinking that you taking their kicking you in the nuts with a smile will be cashed in as good karma that will grant you the CEO position at some point in the future. After all, you're not some bitter incel, right?
Grimes was a petty homosexual
>You don't deserve a healthy marriage, a beautiful house, or a successful career because....you're fat and lazy!
That's pretty much what everyone here believes tho.
that's just the Cinemaphilegays
That's what they think about themselves.
I mean he's right....Homer very frequently takes those things for granted due to his laziness and greed.
/fit/gay with no rizz finding out that being able to lift up gyatt doesn't mean you can pick it up
At first, you think Homer's job and wife are too good for him, but over time, as you watch more of the show you'll come to realise that Homer gave up being rich and famous for Marge. She's not the one that settled, he is.
He could've devoted his life to his music, or anything else, and come out more successful than if he just stayed with Marge and worked at the plant like he does now.
Sadgasm broke up on their own and Marge found Homer literally dying of diabetes.
If not for Marge settling for him he'd be dead of fat and laziness.
>Sadgasn
No one gives a shit about zombie Simpsons sliding timescale
The Plant pays him millions for doing absolutely nothing, while everyone else has to fix the meltdowns he causes. I'd say that's better than being almost kurt cobaining himself after his musical career failed.
>millions
He made $9 an hour takehome
>five dollar Bear Patrol tax
WHAT IS THIS HORSESHIT?!?!
The Springfield Cartel threatening to shake you down with their muscle Smokey if you don't know what's good for you.
>but do we really NEED a B2 stealth bomber for this, sir?
the bears can pay the bear tax, Homer pays the Homer Tax.
You can't, that'll stifle Springfield's steel industry!
$9 in the 90s
still not a lot but still worth mentioning
I made more than $9 an hour in the 90s. And that was when I was a 6 year old grubbing nightcrawlers.
Though to be super extra fair it's probably $12 before taxes
>He could've devoted his life to his music
Shut the frick up, zoomer homosexual, Zombie Simpsons isn't canon.
uh, anon?
mongoloid supremacist
Homer Simpson is America, Frank Grimes is Europe.
Everyone is on the dole in Europe.
Boy I fricking wish I could get on the dole
>flashback episodes show that Homer had a terrible childhood and had to sacrifice his own happiness time and time again in order to support his family
>said family is the only reason he's even working at the plant in the first place
If Grimes had taken the time to know Homer more instead of spazzing out at the fact that Homer had a nice house(only an autist wpuld interpret a man inviting you for dinner and having his family dress in fancy clothes as a personal insult), he'd probably still be alive.
>show that Homer had a terrible childhood
LMAO no
>had to sacrifice his own happiness time and time again in order to support his family
Oh boohoo he has to sit on his ass, do nothing and endanger the entire plant then get paid millions for it. Poor him.
He knew Homer for the lucky undeserved sonufab***h he is
>mom abandoned him to be a hippie
>dad was emotionally distant
>had no friends besides Barney
sounds pretty bad to me
he had Lenny and Carl and Moe and all his regular friends, and a regular highschool experience. And Abe was a WAY better dad to Homer than Homer is to Bart.
Homer's abuse isn't meant to be taken seriously
Homer actually tries to support Bart and isn't as conservative in raising him as Abe was
"I'm glad I have one kid who's never gonna go anywhere or do anything."
Stop posting, Frank. You're dead
doesn't change the fact that Homer is a moron who is stuck on a job incompatible with his mental capacity
The things are not contradictory at all. You cam be great at some things and a complete moron at others.
He fell for the “Suffering builds character” meme
Grimes is just sexually frustrated.
1.- Grimes past is beyond ridiculous, no one can identify with him.
2.- the writers just wanted to kill someone for no reason.
3.- Homer was like grimes before, someone who actually worked hard but still got shit on by society and those who had it better, he even hated flanders for his success the same way grimes hates homer.
this ep. really is not worth to discuss because it was just the writers wanting to be god...
it's the writers critiquing their own work.
1.- That for all his complaints, Homer actually does not work hard
2.- That for all his jealousy, Homer lives an extremely charmed life
3.- That for all their comedy, Homer's incompetence is actually supported by society to an insane degree
He spoke the truth
Homer is a piece of shit in every episode and deserves to be raped in prison for child abuse.
Deserves got nothing to do with it.
Life itself isn't fair, and all you can do is learn to cope with that.
I know that I will never have a real friend and will die alone, but it is what it is, and nobody is going to wake you up every morning.
He wasn't just fat and lazy, he was also annoying!
He's fluked his way into a job he isn't qualified for and doesn't deserve to have. But when he's in charge of nuclear safety and has no idea how to do his job and doesn't give a shit how many people that puts at risk then that makes him a sociopathic piece of shit.
He didn't "fluke" his way into it, was given the job to shut his protest of the plant down.